You Laugh You Lose (YLYL)
also you lose if you reply to any inbound stories.
Let's go.
You Laugh You Lose (YLYL)
also you lose if you reply to any inbound stories.
Let's go.
What the fuck is wrong with that thumb? It looks like a toe.
What is it about?
women are like chess games. 10^120 are rancid swine when i chat with them.
Cookie Monster Wants Big Apples
Fucking dumbass doesn't understand flattening reflective materials. Put it back.
It's a penis, user.
Nail biting probably
That boy's mother drank when she was pregnant with him
kek
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
She's gonna get rekt when he finally does find a girl.
This story is fucking lame. Its not funny, or unique. "Dad says daughter will break up with guy. She breaks up with guy".
I don't get it
holy shit is this real?
Kekboner
Faggot
It's a nes game. So what?
How to tell a right winger made a joke
Not funny, didn't laugh.
hiss
near the end of it
youtube.com
as in near the end of the time people got done heavily doing the battletoads pranks
Well played
oh i think groomer man already found his girl
Originally the story was different I think.
“Free”
Because I should pay for the asshole that doesnt feel like working
No words.
Holy shit call now
this shot is surreal. look at how perfectly posed everyone is. the father is hanging on by his daughters foot. the kid on the left is at a crazy angle. the guy in green standing on one foot. It almost looks like they are posing for the shot. I'd almost believe they were if it weren't for the 2 guys on the left about to eat shit.
But brah, someone else is paying for you
>how it feels to chew 5 gum
hey are you the guy whose jimmies got rustled in a YLYL thread?
cool!
Possibly from nail biting or clubbed fingers due to heart problems, which most people don't know about.
Actual true story inbound
>be unloved friendless piece of shit
>see YLYL thread
>post same copypasta for the millionth time
>boner.mov
>laugh alone in my basement apartment in parents' house
>try to suck own dick, fail.gif
>please fucking kill me, please
>fuck
>small world
I was in the army with that fuckin tool
I wish the old man was still around.
Why did this of all things make me lose?
Lost
top kek
Reposting niggerfaggot
Yeah, fuck kids with cancer
Someone call, I need a price check asap
this cant be real
lost.
miss the old Cred Forums? join based autism shitposting server
discord*gg/XwngsD
4 of them died
lost
Read it again. It's a top kek.
This is reposted from an earlier thread.
You're right. It's an amazing picture really. Like something Jeff Wall might stage.
I'll be damned... they really did have it.
1000 MUDKIPZZZZZZZZZZ
This guy's in for some shit if he isn't totally pussy-whipped (as in not getting it but hoping to.) When he finds a real girlfriend this chick is going to go fucking psycho. See, she doesn't want to be with him, but she'll be damned if any other chick will have him.
I just called..the guy said it was sold already
No way user. I've never seen that before, and I read YLYL every day.
You're just mad cause you don't get it.
citation needed
Not the other faggot, but I pay for myself. I don't mind paying into a social safety net, but people who never get insurance then say 'oh fuck, i got the big c or the aids, I need insurance!' can get fucked.
Actually yes. Fuck the kids with cancer whose trash ass parents drain the welfare tit dry and expect me to front their medical bills.
"IM A CUCK, FUCK MY MOTHER, FUCK MY SISTER, FUCK MY LOVER!"
Fuck them.
weed xd
This.
You aren’t entitled to mine or anyone else’s money because of your own negligence.
Only old fags will kek
"I know a guy at gamestop, let me call and see how much your toads are worth"
Then what happens?
it doesnt mean a person gets $250,000 for doing nothing. it just means they get treatment and not be a bigger fucking burden on society, like this post
I think it’s fucking hilarious
>camo shorts
>on a boat
>catching fish
fucking winner chicken dinner
Lost and saved
>woof
well thats just fucked
I want to know more about this picture. Wtf were they doing to cause the bridge to collapse? 2nd.. wtf .. is that an adult grabbing a kids ankle while the kid is clinging to the rail?
is that so
youre poor you aint payin for shit honkey
Rotten wood and shotty design, too much weight, and people caught in mid panic. I wouldn't overanalyze it.
Autism the post.
I don't trust that at all
Brown
newfags have no idea the glory they're beholding here
Where are they going?
pay your own healthcare faggot. keep your jew hands off my money
FUCK
YES
I WAS IN THAT THREAD ANONS
I WAS THERE
I love how believable this is. I super hope it’s real :)
chill out. its not like low earners pay any real taxes anyway.
to doubt the retardation of man is always in folly
explain
does he like trains?
if the hand was national debt, and health care had a card value, it would be greater be larger then 25
incoming spoonfeeding.
an old meme. people, en mass, called a game store asking for a specific game.
the employees were half raging and half laughing their asses off with neither group knowing what the fuck was happening.
internet was still newer. Cred Forums was still relatively unheard of. it was a fun time. the "real world" wasn't ready for shenanigans.
the game sitting on the table of a tv show is the one that was asked for, likely a low-key reference to that happening by someone working on the show, or one of the guys on it.
probably the old guy posting anime waifu's on Cred Forums
...so many questions
yeah, we all saw the internet historian video LOL xD
>internet was still newer. Cred Forums was still relatively....
Does lying in the internet really make you feel better? You clearly weren’t in the thread, but only just “proud” that you understood the photo.
You’re a sad, sad person
"Prolapse?"
"No, I'm still an amateur."
the future!
the golden age of the interweb
degeneracy
dumb hag doesnt consider that he's grooming her daughter.
b-but the interwebz only actually literally became a thing after 2012 and the whole jezus thing or whatever.
battle toads and the Pawn Shoppe are new in the frame of the interwebz.
omg. I'm so glad your reference isn't the prolapse video.
You think its fake?
>the future is a robutt strangling her pussy on your dick
>wake up to a prolapsed asshole shitting on your body
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>just gay things
Hands are too big
Dick not weird enough
Shopped I can tell by the pixels
it was a meme well before that.
yes, obviously the internet predated Cred Forums by some 40 years or so, with the web predating it by some twenty years, but the idea of flash mobs and arranging pranks online was still new in the early to mid 2000s. your average person certainly had no idea what was going on.
you can still see people today blaming dumb shit on Cred Forums, because they only ever knew this place as some kind of boogeyman, rather than the best spot online to find fa/tg/uys and /d/ickgirls.
Why is the debris already on the ground?
Definitely shopped
with degeneracy being spread faster than ever and people watching hardcore porn as if it was nothing, having prolapsed assholes shitting in the stall next to you might actually become normal. if not in your stall...
let that be a warning to all who read this.
Bernie Sanders will be the next President of the United States of America, and there is nothing you or the DNC can do to stop him.
We are witnessing, in real time, not only the death of the Democratic Party as we know it, but more importantly the dismantling of the two party system that has long crippled our nation's advancement.
Thank you to all Trump voters, whether you love or hate Bernie, for getting the revolution started. It is time for us to finish the job.
Not interested in being a dad to Hosanna but sure would love to parent you
I so hope this is actually true..
Bernie would be a glorious POTUS
guess this is where u got ur education:
i've read this before.. :/
Math is HARD, huh?
Moron cunt.
>transgenders should just stop peeing
Fucking kek
Not your personal Army
Holy BASED
Lost
Don't even care if you were trolling or not
hurr trying to keep my earnings is the same thing as trying to take yours.
fucking retarded kike brainwashed lefties are a cancer and the world will be better after we rope you all.
Lost
Not an argument, just the sad cries of a triggered moron. Thanks for playing.
underrated post. i memba those shitty kate episodes.
Kate is a MARVELous actress.
he does have it!
I didn't lose though
kek, lost
It says he's a spider.
So he's not a spider?
lost
when you tell her you're on day 5738 of nofap
I just try to pretend that I'm seeing something else to prevent the urge of gouging my own eyes out
>rippen
Well said human friend!
that fuckin liar
Who’s the kike bootlicker again you fucking shill
that's what owlturd deserves for trying to be funny, be remembered as the cuck kike
ooo he wasn't expecting that response! She's so fast with the witty comebacks!
2
No you didn't. He never finished high school or got an equivalent. Therefore didn't qualify to serve in the Canadian army.
Nice try newfag.
Fuck if nothing else, props for the effort this took.
This guy would make amazing porn. From Malaysia or Indonesia?
I feel bad for that frog... poor little guy...
Holy fucking lol
Best Photoshop ever
JD seems like a really down to earth guy who takes charge of business when he has to and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ding ding ding ding ding
Apply for FBI work or be a vigilante.
I have psoriasis really bad and ive never seen that. I wasnt aware it could go there. Poor guy. Needs ACV and a pot grow lamp on that. And high powered biologic.
What's the source of this? More info.
Yes im real. Its quantum in nature.
murder him then
C'mere little fella!
Almost
Would be funny if the dog has his penis hanging loose
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
No you should support government run health insurance because it lowers costs and it insures everyone. Not having health insurance actually raises the costs of hospitals because they have to make up for the loss.
Your feelings, your greed, your hated of the poor, your lack of sympathy, make you a burden on our society, its not the poor people making it worse, its people like you who would rather punish poor people than save lives and lower the costs of healthcare. Your mind is poisoned and everytime you repeat your narrative you are poisoning the minds of the country.
Your death would help society a lot more than the death of a poor person.
Well, that was all I needes to know.
This is my stop.
Needed*
What is that? I can’t make it out
Should be renamed "You Laugh You Win"
that isn't how it works you fucking imbecile.
there are about 20 Muslim countries surrounding Israel. Go live in one of those and stop trying to take shit from the only Jew country you fucking retards.
pee really is stored in the balls
*CLENCH*
I FUCKING KNEW IT, THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN HIDING IT THE ENTIRE TIME.
I want to see the whole thing
If hes not the father or getting pussy from that bitch then the chances of him wanting to rape that child are high.
OK calm down their Vladimir
If that's the case, the government should run everything. Private enterprise should cease for the good of the people.
In South African Sesame Street (Takalani Sesame) the yellow one has HIV/AIDS
I find that hilarious
Are you fucking kidding me?
lol have you just made it?
Well that's the dumbest shit ive seen all day. There two genders and it involves being porn with testicles or ovaries. The other small majority are mutants
Hey, that's my way of thinking and I thought it's not just funny but wise!
>clam down their
Shut up, libtard.
Sure libtard.
underrated gold post
AHAHAHAHAAH TOO FUNNI!1!! XD XD XD
Being high is so fucking hilarious!
Exactly
He continue his journey it seems
You drown a toad in vodka then send it's corpse 1.5km into the sky.
>okay.pdf
Butt sex, not even one.
interesting that three of them are wearing green shirts without screwing up the green screen
>Not having health insurance actually raises the costs of hospitals because they have to make up for the loss.
Or maybe they'll just learn to not render services to people who wont pay.
Friendzone level in the tenth dimension
shooooped
Lrn2 chroma key,
oh you CAN NOT be fucking serious right now
what episode? I want to see it for myself, that has to be a shoop
'06 model, back then i was the cancer that was killing Cred Forums
>If that's the case, the government should run everything.
Its called a mixed economy, and we already have a mixed economy. Some things are too important and too costly to be about profit.
Example: Armies, police, fire departments, social security.
Just because something could be cheaper isnt good enough of a reason.
He has a point, dickweed
>People should just die if they are poor
You know society would be a better place if you were dead.
Fucking lost it, I don't even know why but I lost it hard.
Y
why did i lose to this
it's so dumb
maximum kek
I was going to say that. FAS face.
these are fucking comedy gold. Who ever made these are a master of the sarcastic joke. . . For the love of god I hope
You know what, yes. People should die if they don't want to get a decent job and contribute to society. No one should have to live any worse just to pick up the pieces of the lives poorfags broke and left sitting there to rot.
>society would be a better place if we murdered rich people and stole what they worked for instead of actually working hard ourselves
Alright, Karl, simmer down there.
You didn't ;) You're just samefagging after posting a low-tier image! Hope this helps.
holy fuck the left can't meme to save their lives.
>society would be a better place if we murdered rich people and stole what they worked for instead of actually working hard ourselves
Sounds like pretty hard work to me. Harder than leeching off your parents for your entire life, faggot.
Is the samefag in the room with us right now?
kek !!
Underrated file name
seen a few pixels in my time etc
precisely. these NEETS are just angry under the guise of empathy
Stunning and brave
This. I'm fine with this
wont happen.
liberal faggot
So, do you guys have Battletoads?
Show tits or GTFO
Or is this a queer eye thing?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well that explains how Hotkinkyjo has a dump
is this supposed to be clever? fuck the left truly cannot meme
Rggt
you can't trade or sell the 5 year coin
Just kill yourself.
You want to try that again without sounding like a fucking retard?
see Canacucks wait times for lesser treatment you dickhead. we lead the way in modern healthcare for a reason.
No, it's called capitalism. Because every single instance of capitalism in the entire world is what you're trying to relabel as a "mixed economy", in a deceptive attempt to make socialism sound reasonable.
>defending corporate socialism
massive cuck
lost. im an imbecile
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
High IQ retort chucklefuck.
Hahaha what a fucking retard
The US, EU, RF, and PRC are all mixed economies. Some retard spouting stupid shit doesn't change that fact
Fucking lost!
no u
>The US and China are equivalent
kek, what a cute lil retard
Fucking Kek he got hard cos he thought about sucking her dick! He’s a closet dick-sucker like all you fagit maga fucks kekkekkekkek
lost
that looks like lsd trip
Kek yeah everyone knows China is based and the USA is totally cucked. Kekkek
Theres a YouTube video showing a guy taking the copy there in person and selling it to them
Left literally can't meme to save their lives.
>You trash don't warrant any actual effort.
This is absolute cringe. Holy shit right wingers are complete RETARDS.
You Englush must better get at with bük studdeying. Doofus
This is beautiful. We must educate our children that this is a option.
>free speech
>fake news but if it wasnt still free speech
>fake news
>play stupid games win stupid prizes
>acquitted
>actual crime
Any questions?
Still mad she lost, libtard?
Why does it only have 6 legs
>hes never heard of losing a limb
First glance
>what a friend zoned cuck
After some thought
>he's definitely fucking that kid
How did you get to that conclusion?
read the page as translated, if needed.
nice