I JUST MADE POOPY!
I JUST MADE POOPY!
Colton Wilson
Benjamin Sullivan
Sometimes I genuinely wondered what my purpose in life was. My place in the universe. Was anything worth it? Was all my hard work and study truly for naught? The largest star ever observed is the UY Scuti, with a radius roughly 1,700 times that of the sun in our Solar System. By comparison, the approximate mass of the Sun is 1.989 x 10^30 kilograms... yes, that's thirty zeroes. By further comparison, if you're a male of average height and reasonably-fit, the Sun is approximately 2.652 by ten to the twenty-eighth power larger than you are. Sometimes I would remember this and think, "We are all so utterly insignificant."
Then, something truly magical happened. Donald Trump, a businessman from New York, won the U.S. Presidential Election. His opponent? A murderous, evil cunt whose schemes and ploys go back decades. Hillary Clinton. "It was HER TIME!" the masses cried. It was then, ONLY then, that I understood how things came together in such a beautiful way.
Of the tens of thousands of years that human beings have existed, you and I were born to revel in this exquisite moment. Donald Trump causing butthurt. So much butthurt.
Eli Clark
Oh my what is there to say about Donald J. Trump. Just like his a peach his cock is nice amd juicy. Would make since because his body is like a peach also. His sexy ass skin color makes me so fucking horny as i love fruits. His body is a snack. The amount of times i dream about his beautiful cock is unbelievable. Sometimes ill even moan in the middle of the night for no reason causing confusion for Donald. He hits the G spot quickly. Gets straight to the point. Honestly Donald Trump should become a pornstar. You would be suprised with his sexual activity. Oh my donald J Trump. I could go on and on about you. The last thing i want to say about you is that i want to eat that dick one day. I want to do a test and i think youre the adventurous man that would do it with me. Okay so heres the plan. Get a boner from jacking off to midget porn and then we cut your dick off. I want to see what will happen. Anyways Donald J Trump. I think you wuld be the sex partner for me.!!
Blake Sanchez
HaHa! Blumph is such a racist moron! I know because I watch Stephen Colbert! I got visions of drumf, colluding with Russia when I was worshipping at my Jimmy Kimmel idol. Good to know you are on the right side of history!
Grayson Green
greatest economy ever
Jaxson Reyes
Who wiped your ass?
We know you can't reach all the way back there by yourself.
Nathaniel Murphy
Fuck off retard, go back to Cred Forums.
Hudson Young
Smells like red hat cope in here. You know in your soul your president is an absolute goof, you're just too stupid to accept it
Leo Williams
HURR DURR IRUN NIGUERS
Ryder Adams
C’mon OP; he’s not capable of using such big words together all at once.
Dylan Ward
You're a very smart individual if you know this guy.
Tyler Thompson
"It wasn't me. And if it was, it was perfect!"
What an asshole.
Kevin Rivera
In a toilet?
Noah Sanchez
Proud of you kiddo. Though I do have to question why you'd take a picture of it with an American flag behind it and post it to Cred Forums?
Eli Davis
Gee, I sure do love graphs with zero sources and innocuous label scaling!
Xavier Sanders
Adam Baker
First time this year. That why he's so happy.
Easton Sanchez
Karl Marx?
Hudson Butler
That would be Vladimir Lenin, actually.
Easton Campbell
Try reading the filename.
Henry Ward
Trying to do it just from the pic. Anyway, thanks for letting me know the name before the thread is deleted.
Camden Carter
Thread dead. Abandoning.
Ian Foster
I was honestly expecting some backlash for mentioning a Communist YouTuber.