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NO TELLY NO
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Vietnam fucking shits
Sauce? Asking for a friend
Where's the dick growing out of dudes head and him sucking it drawing?
good stuff
64chan discord
/CJwJsJ
Like when you try to smuggling snacks into the movie theather
These two made me chuckle
fucking liar, you don't have any friends
Who?
The guy getting beat up??
Oh fuck I wish that were me
Bullets are toward wrong direction xD
kunoichi gakuen ninpouchou
>Bill
Yeah right, more like Shlomo. Fuckin kike.
"My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels"
What’s Mark Walhberg doing to that man?
Nevermind, I get it now
Won
kek
Kek
so thats what happened
Shit is so lame dude. I come to ylyl to glean the tiny nuggets of funny and I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time. Use that time for something productive rather than posting these garbage memes
a real lesbian loves her girlfriend every day of the month
miss the old Cred Forums? join based shitpost autism server
discord*gg/XwngsD
This is reposted from an earlier thread.
Pay me back with only your dankest of memes cunt
wtf
Kek. Small world huh. I'm from that island.
But why dont the guys with their dicks chopped off scream and warn the other guys?
They go there to get their dicks chopped off. It's part of an occult ritual to become a trans woman. It's why asian trannies look like sexy women and western trannies look like degenerates in wigs.
You must be new here
It's reposted from every thread you fucking retard.
Newfag
Acceptable bait
lost
newfag dumbfag
what happened to this guy's head?
I dunno mate. I just assumed he had shitty head genes and never questioned it.
excuse me
Fuck. Lost.
mods
i don't think this is legal
why r u retard?
this fucking shill is in every ylyl thread. get used to the muzzie shit.
Lost
So she's British?
Pffflfthhhhahaha
Are those waffles? Or just some kind of foam disks?
That's a fuckin 6head if I've ever seen one!
based
of course it's legal you retard. you must be some dirtskin sand nigger incel to think this shit isn't available fuckin everywhere, including YouTube. go back to your nigloo and leave the humans alone
Does anyone know the fucken point of these? They're not even funny. And I can't if they're supposed to be for or against Muslims. I wish there were like moderators that actually are on here all day to ban these fucken spammers.
Mean theses
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Lost
Based UK
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
Kek
Mfw I'm funnier than Muslims
this one get me everytime
that's the joke, shitskin
Genuine question, how does this work? Seen loads of them and always wondered
lost
layers. ogres have transparent layers
shut up fag i see this on every fucking post you twat. It was also on the front page of reddit which is where you should go. Either go to reddit or hell.
Fice neet
1.54 long. id be surprised if you didnt
they overlords put up a limit so i cant post my webms largers that 2mb
the quadrilogy
not bad
Military grade porn?
Fuck I kinda wanna enlist for science...
" Why did he post religious propaganda in our YLYL thread ? "
" Why didn't he start his own Islam thread ? "
BECAUSE HE'S A THIEF. Stealing this audience.
He was born honest but ISLAM prompted him to LIE, CHEAT and STEAL.
the box says eggos
lost
Bonitos pies
i humble request the sorce of this video thank you fo r your time
*shrugs*
*shrugs*
*Jewish. What rock have you been hiding under?
Wonder what military grade porn would be like
These instagram faggots should be burned at the stake
goddamn it
Normal porn that you jerk off to a hundred times and discuss among your buddies who've seen the exact same shit.
Sauce us 4 sum audio, pl0x?
Fucking lost
>shitty head genes
I fucking hope that someone, somewhere, is studying the medicine of this
>donate now, and you could give a child with shitty head genes a chance in life
>everytime
but i asked nicel :('
That's sad !
Spotted the Russian agent
Whatever happened to this guy
This. And since their prophet also liked little boys...
Impressive as hell man. Beautiful.
>ratshot
Art
If more people had guns, there would not be all of that stabbing. You dont hear about that bullshit in the good ol U S of A
Brass is not to grass m8
who ever made these is either the ultimate troll or the ultimate sand nigger faggot. I can't help but laugh at them cause they are pure opposite of what reality is.
Someone made alternate versions that are actually funny... but this untermensch keeps spamming the shitty ones
Basically:
>this happened and no prestigious source is verifying it, so you can't look it up on Google
>source: trust me dude, I have an edited image saying so
worst anime
That's not a fucking YLYL, the goose has his feet tied up, the dog is terrified and he is tied up to.
If you find this funny... Man, you are a piece of shit.
i fucking miss these games
Naruto or One Piece?
i lost
oh god i lost
test
Dang it, Bobby!
Wtf
bruh ,,,ha,,,,,,,,haHA, pathetic weekling....,,ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ja,,,,,,ajjja. how much may ye m'lord lifteth/. mine own pectorals can quelch 220 Pigtons. BAED NIFFA!!!!
wow. Also wtf. And amazing. Also wtf. Where did u get this?
MY NISSA, finally a cultured m'lady. I too am aware of MK-ULTRA ...so m'lady, would you perchance like to meet up and poop into mine mouth goblet?
this is true. Cptn Tyroneous Bigassthiccness was a true hero, he sniped Hitlers but missed cause we all know black people are good at making those slam dunks but they aint shit when it comes to making buckets from the free throw line, am I right m'racists?
wow
Franku ;(
puked
ooga booga
Shit thread faggot
Actually lost
Self harm/injury thread
Post the worst shit you've done to yourself or shit that's happened to you.
he, 4 beers, nice try kiddo. I'm on 2 grams of strong indica, 2mg of etizolam, and I'll be pounding at least 8 beers before I got out pune hunting. Step it up GRAMPS, we youngins got our TEKISJ 16, BILLIE ELAH, THE WIGGLES, LIL ED, AND THEBLACK PANTHER MADE IT LEGAL TO BE BACK IN AMERCA. WE CUMMIN MY SPLIGGA@
Yeah, because giving you free healthcare is stealing your money... Jesus.
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HAHA litterally laughing so hard i woke my momsie up from her diabetic comma. HAHHA a woman trying to shoot a gun (a device litterally designed by man for men to use on men) everyone knows a female cant comprehend the complexity of a firearm. The should stick to working in labs and hospitals and suck, # me you agree. 1 like = 3.4 prays 0 likes = anti likes and with but a curse on your t-levels making you week and feeble, like barely being able to climb up the stairs to receive mommies delicious tedies.
Neck yourself faggot
I snorted laughing, you dildo
Bad bait
don't most middle eastern hate black muslims?
They've done a lot of other shit too they do that at pretty much every game if not every game.
damnit, even her tongue is retarded.
hahaha ecks deee hahaha
One Piece so far.
And replying to your "funny" image, coming from an European guy:
- fuck USA
- 9/11 was an inside job
- fuck Israel
- fuck Saudi Arabia
- fuck the prophet mohammed or whatever
- fuck Jesus Christ
- there is no God, and if there is, he is a filthy faggot
- fuck France, fuck UK, fuck Italy, fuck Germany, fuck Spain, fuck Greece, fuck Netherlands, fuck Belgium, fuck Sweden, but above all, fuck shit eastern Euro countries
- fuck commies, fuck nazis, fuck anarchy, fuck governments, fuck fascists, fuck banks, fuck billionaires, fuck hobos, but above all, fuck bitches and don't pay them
- fuck Google, fuck Facebook, fuck Amazon, fuck Apple, fuck Microsoft, fuck NSA
But, the most important part: fuck you
And I'm not done:
- fuck jews, fuck Turkroaches, fuck China, fuck Japan, fuck Koreans, fuck Africa, fuck Russia, but most important, FUCK INDIA
And all that from my unprotected phone, now go hang yourself and report me to the Thought Police
Nigger stole my bike
Nigger
Ive turne myself into pickle candace im pickle phineas
Pretty feet
>oi mate, you got a license for that opinion?
Kek
This saddens me. Even if I dont like the english that much, I still want them to be ok, same with the french. Fuckin'ell, dark times we live in
>coming from an European guy
omg I wants them
thats actually a decent shop. still pathetic though
accurate, but carrhart makes some nice shit
AAAAH I CANT LOOK AWAY WHYYY
How to assert max dominance.
this is fuckin brilliant
Donkey was probably deafened for this purpose.
wut anime?
REVENGE
lol u got a point there
welcome newfag to a magical land where we fuck your anus until you die then your soul is drained of all it's colors until there is nothing left, then you become one of us.
>etizolam
there's a name i've not heard for a long time
>only 2mg
fucking scrub
Zoe?
>falling for the bait like a true retard
Noice
Fresh homosexual
Fuck off you authoritarian retard.
yup
It's late and I have not slept, and the memes were disappointing itt anyway.
Ok fag
Nice feet.
Fucking newfag, lurk more
Oh God
ok boomer
lol okay
Carhartt, as it's actually spelled you fucking retard, is trash tier shit. Stiff ass pants that rip if anything touches them at all. Duluth is where it's at, even after they kiked out on their lifetime guarantee.
i love her
I came hard
Redditfag
the way he tugs on them. jesus fucking christ.
Hunter x hunter
What if someone joined the FBI just so they could look for CP all day and get paid, and be able to cover there tracks?
Faggot, you think anyone will read your fucking true story? lol
What is this from?
Reminder: This move is what triggered the Jews into crucifying him
Haven't laughed
But I sure came
I had to watch this shit in school.
Hes clearly using it for transport...
>EXTRA BUTTER INTENSIFIES
imagine the smell
Any update on this?
it's a baby being born, why would that be illegal???
hahha, sperg
yuropoor here, what am i looking at?
nah, dude, we faggots won't even claim or accept him.
right. back to taking a two year break from this website.
This woman is at a sporting event. Snack bars for stadiums like this serve popcorn where they will scoop up the popcorn into a vessel and squirt this foul “butter flavored” oil over top of the vessel which they then sprinkle salt on. This cow filled a soda cup with a pint of that oil and sprinkled in a small amount of popcorn and is drinking it.
what the fuck
The brass is not to the grass
She is drinking melted butter
Yeah. Just replace stabbing with shooting. Sounds like a great idea you literal child.
Lmao