I got a girl pregnant Cred Forums

I got a girl pregnant Cred Forums
Shes 9 weeks along...
She does not want an abortion.
What do?

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What about a surprise abortion?

Sack up and do your job.

You dont have to get married

You dont even have to date her

You DO have to support your own child. Done be a piece of shit like 99% of this board. Do the right thing.

.....
>go onnnnn

What, you just fucked some girl and didn't wrap your dick?

Well then you prepare your stupid faggot arse for parenthood 'cause you're too fucking dumb to use a fucking 40c condom.

It's 2020 and people are still this fucking stupid? You deserve what you get. What the fuck were you thinking?

I thought pulling out worked
> i guess it does not

Suck her dick

Run

just wait until she cant do an abortion anymore, then dump her, leave state/coutry and let her alone without money, worked great for me 2 times already
one of my breeders has to prostitute herself to feed her baby, i love to destroy some cunts life

Take some responsibility for where you shoved your dick.

Hehehehe

>its 2020
dude.
thats like what, forty years after jesus christ was born

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Start buying diapers. That shit ain't cheap. And post more nudes of her.

Are you a nigger?

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Well thats easy im from america and she lives in argentina.

>im with her in argentina at the moment

No im just as stupid as one
>im italian

Heavily considering it.

What can i spike her drink with to miscarry?

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I guess be a dad or don't

Who the fuck cares

Well then what's the problem

belive what u want, but i know it is true

Wrap your dick next time. Fucking idiot. Or buy plan b, atleast. Lmfao. Good luck fucker.

I would but creepy coomers litter this board...
>pic isnt my girl its just for attention

Disappear and lay low for at least a year. You might have to live like a paranoid bum for a while, but it's better than being a paternitycuck.

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>I got a girl pregnant Cred Forums
>Shes 9 weeks along...
>She does not want an abortion.
>What do?
Are you both white? If so, keep the baby. If either of you are not white, get an abortion immediately.

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kick in belly, throw down stairs.
repeat.
inb4 hurrdurrpolice

If she dont want to abort it then she should agree that you dont have to pay child support for it. You could also push that bitch down the stairs or hire some bum to do it

>Creepy coomers
>Literally coomed a life into existence
Wow you're retarded

PATERNITY TEST NIGGA

Well, time to learn to be a dad, either that or be a deadbeat.

Ehhhhh sort of??
>her Argentine/italian
>me american/italian
I just want my baby to be born in america

>he typed, posting porn with a pregnant girl
>>pic isnt my girl its just for attention
No shit you're not dating a porn actress

Definatly getting one..
>kinda positive its mine though since we are fuckbuddies

I don't. Fuck off

find somewhere secluded with an 85 foot drop, you know what to do.

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Man the fuck up.

>yea yea yea
Just tell me what drug cocktail i need to make to murder this fetus

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Oh no you don’t fail at life.

You are dating Adrienne Manlove

Lol if you wanna do the sort of right thing you could ditch her and go back to america but send her money to supoort the kid. You could easily get away with sending $20 a week lmaoo and thatd be more than enough for the babys needs. OR you could be a complete dick and go back to the states and cut her off completely

Yea i was thinking aout that too... everything is hella cheap here.
The only upside with a baby being born here vs america is that healthcare is free. Baby being born ere would cost maybe a couple hundred dallors.
>baby being born in anerica would cost your life saveings, both your nipples, a good pegging and 40,000 dallor hospital bill.

I need solutions not pep talks kobe.

Cmon one of you has to have like a "plan D" recipe

Is she white?
Are you white?
If so good job, you're doing it right.
If not, fuck you faggot kiked nigger
.gg / K6JCNK

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yea fuck you

Enjoy the only reason for living. Fatherdom is amazing.

This you stupid prick.

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hurr durr roodypoos r bad1!!!
spam the board with something of substance

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Jokes on you, ive already fucked myself

Yeah right
No reproductive rights for you, slave!

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Congrats on becoming a father, user!

Get married

So you have zero evidence it's really your child

Well we fuck everyday. I guess thats evidence

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Marry her and get a job, and if you aren't too much of a fuck up you'll have a reliable source of sex if you keep her happy and be able to veil your retarded mistake as some form of successful life.
Also try not to fuck the kid up.

>Soo anyone have a miscarraige recipie?

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What race is it?

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niggerpilled

man up op

It's so simple. Kill yourself bro. Dont gotta make any decisions, dont gotta pay for a kid, just sleep forever. How comfy is that?

ok boomer

tell her to drink a lot of pomegranate juice

Raise that child into a young stud. Get them to play a sport and socialize. Teach them right man. I support you, support your unborn child


-Your friendly neighborhood Chad

eh being a parent isn't that bad. the first year sucks but after that its fine. just feed the kid every once in a while, open a savings account for them and continue your normal life.