Where does one get weed?
Where does one get weed?
Lol you’re probably like 13
Get off Cred Forums it’s past your bedtime
Store
Weed shop
The plug
>Fly to Amsterdam
>Go to nearest coffeeshop
>buy all the weed you want
>roll it all up
>put it in your anus
>fly home
>???
>profit
Your welcome
dispensary, if you live in a civilized area
The easiest way is to ask your friends to ask their friends but if you don't wanna do that, some sort of market on tor might be good.
By growing your own.
if you're socially retarded: empire market
otherwise: literally everyone sells weed
Find the most predominantly black neighborhood in your city, walk up to any house with shoes hanging from the powerline outside, knock on the door and say to the man inside:
>Hello yes I would like one weed pleas
The easiest way is to work in a place with a lot of people, just be cool with the ones that fit the build, mention that you have before in conversation a few times or how you were fucked up this one time ect. give it a few weeks mention that you wouldn't mind getting some more. 3/5 times you'll get a hit. don't expect good prices. Hell, overpay if it's not a regular thing, makes people like you more. I've done it many times. Girls are easier to deal with if you can make friends with a stoney girl. Don't rape her, it's not nice.
A plant
Marijuana or Cannabis Sativa can be obtained from anywhere around the planet...pretty much...
...but you can find them at bakeries in European Countries, Canada, and some parts of the United States without exceptionally safe, comfortable and peace loving communities without the interference of corruption in the form of the newering of the same policies that brought about the Valentine's Day massacre with Al Capone...
...which is why if you want ot get some "weed", you need to travel over to America where Teenagers have been totting Uzi's and M16s since back from the 1980's, among the worst imprisonment rate's in history, while the Police Officers compare themselves to "girlscouts", while allowing some of the worst murder rates in world history...
...That's where you "weed" at...muh nigguh.
call up the DEA they deal with that sort of stuff all the time
fr, where is this dude, 2002?
Darknet
Just get a external mailbox and you start ordering
They sell some at the police station. Walk up to the nearest officer and ask for some Mary Jane
>be me
>apparently there's weed """everywhere""" in this town
>last time I got a hook-up was oct
>make half an ounce last 4 months while I try to look for another connect
>turns out my neighbor was one of the towns biggest dealers
>i only get to know him literally a week before he leaves town and is already out of the game
>he's left now and i'm back at square one
I have like 2 coworkers (chicks) that are stoners but neither of them have reliable connects either, but cuz they are chicks they just get pic related a lot of the time
Mostly niggers and Mexicans
go get ya weed from the store
the legit way
quit thuggin out
quit drivin your buckets to the turf and gettin yo weed
drive something legit and buy yo weed from the store
Probably outside of Americunt
Ask your cool mates
If you're in a legal state, the dispensary.
If not, a light skinned black dude named Red who hsngs out around the corner from the convenience store over near the abandoned church downtown.