Pregnant, bored, cant sleep? Hormonal and wanting to stuff my face

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Well I can post my ultrasounds of course but I'm not getting out of bed for paper and shit lol

Dude I'm pregnant. I'm comfy and not moving unless I'm about to piss myself

Tits or gtfo

Dont care

It? Is what?

????? That's impossible since I've only been pregnant for 22 weeks lol

Post prego tits with timestamped belly or gtfo

Nah I'm good.

Also my tits are still normal. Only thing that changed are my nipples

Listen you worthless fucking sow I have been posting here for over a decade and I'll be damned if some /d/ manga reader-baiting whore is going to break literally the most common and upheld rule of Cred Forums now show me your fucking tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.

Lemme see them dark nipples

user I've been here since 04...its clear you dont really understand this "rule"
Just stop while youre ahead..

No thanks

Solidarity /brother...nobody ask or answer anything till we get them sweet milkers

>being this new

>user I've been here since 04
>implying I haven't been here since before that

You really are a stupid cunt, aren't you? You're honestly retarded of you think anyone is going to take you seriously until you show us literally the only reason why anyone pays attention to you anyway. I'd check your fetus for developmental problems seeing as its mother is obviously impaired if not retarded.

No you haven’t cunt please excuse yourself back to anonymity because you did make a point to let a bunch of virgins know you are ugly whore and now a snotty people farm so pull out your tits

Not OP but since we're not getting tits...I just had dinner like 3 hours ago and just now shit out perfectly intact peas from said meal. Should I be concerned with the speed and lack of digestion displayed by these events?

I really dont give a shit if you take me seriously or not lol

I have nothing to gain from lying. I'm old. being a 15 year old troll online stopped being fun ages ago

>snotty people farm

English isnt you're strong suit I take it? Embarassing

be concerned.

listen cunt you know the rules, tits or fuck off.

So fucking tired of you bleating about your pregnancy vchan. We get it. You're pregnant.

Look whore you’re the one that made a point to be pregnant in this thread. Oh look at me a I am a fat giddy pregnant cunt I want to stuff my fat face to nourish my trash baby. Please pay attention I am more than my tits I don’t care if you take me serious

That's odd user. I have to admit I'm a terrible person to ask because I'm a bit of a hypochondriac and I would think Im Dying if that happened to me.

Do you normally shit relatively well?

Medfag? What could be the issue?

>I really dont give a shit if you take me seriously or not lol
>still replies anyway
o i am laffin

Listen bitch, I'm doing you a favor by humoring you as much as I have. Stick around Cred Forums a little more often and you'll get the hang of things, I promise. In the meantime, check out this other site, reddit. There's this subreddit on there called r/Cred Forums that has so much epic win! XD

Pulling out and not getting pregnant by niggers isn’t your suit I take it.

my wife wouldnt have sex when she was pregnant. normal?

Nah

Eh not much exciting stuff happening till my baby comes but I also love it so of course I enjoy talking about it

You seem to be trying too hard to throw insults to the point where it's like just talking to say words. These insults have no point and no set path.

You can keep going if you want but it's not going to change anything much lol

FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS EVERY DAY AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY THREAD.
GO TO FACEBOOK BITCH

I've had diarrhea for like 80% of my shits over the last 10 years. I'm 38 6'1" 220lbs. The one with peas just now was like a thick chunky gravy. Had steak peas and rice for dinner

Yea...as I said...been here since 04. Maybe you can take time to lurk around a bit. I'm sure new guys like you love the trap threads here.

That would be a bit funny if that were the case but I dont fuck niggers and my baby was planned unlike you lol

Tits or GTFO whore

Well user that sentence turned me on holy shit

It really differs.
My sex drive hasent gone down yet but
I'm on a lot of pregnancy pages and I see a lot of other women complaining about not wanting sex at all.

For me I'm still ok with it but I feel like in a few more weeks that might change becuase I'll be feeling too heavy and sore

>not addressing anything I said and blindly throwing out snide backhanded insults
Goddamn I'd punch you so hard in the gut if I knew you irl. I'd be doing your half nigger baby a favor, putting it out of its misery being stuck up your cunt.

Guys theres not going to be tits...let's talk about my poop

Eh its midnight and I cant sleep. If you dont like it you can go to another thread lol

Hmm I really dont know what to tell you since im typically the opposite. I'm always constipated and shit lol
I'd say you should just go to a doctor to be safe but they typically say shit problems arent for concern unless its black or if you're bleeding dark blood

There was nothing in that jumble of random insults to address lol

Also I dont fuck niggers. I said that. Seems like your power of comprehension Is lacking

Nah. I don't go to dr.s ...I'll just die young. Pretty sure I have lung and or throat cancer from smoking too

Well not much to tell you then user. I wish the best for you

You wouldnt punch anyone you fucking nerd stfu

>Also I dont fuck niggers. I said that.
>implying you're not a lying slut
Seems like it's past your bedtime. Also, this board is only for 18+ users, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you for being underaged which is obviously the case seeing as you think anyone actually believes that little DeMontrius Jr. doesn't come from nigger sperm.

Dunno why I'd lie about my husbands race? Niggers are gross.

Also I'm 30. Maybe its past your bedtime?

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>Dunno why I'd lie about my husbands race?
So you can miserably attempt to delude yourself into believing that you're not a worthless coal burning whore which is painfully obvious from the stupidity you demonstrate by responding with dumbass questions like that.
Next.

Lmfao your trolling attempts are so fucking lame.

Pretty sure if I married a nigger I wouldnt be insulting the like I have been for the past 15 years.

I know you have the obsession of white girls fucking niggers like most of you new anons do but it's just a meme for the most part.

This gif is gold

Yeah, anyway I'm done here. As much fun as arguing with holes is I think I'd rather do literally anything else.
Have fun with JaMonte Laverne Troyer Jr. and his Newport smoking gorilla daddy (assuming he hasn't already abandoned your stupid bitch ass).

I just said I'm married lol
And have fun with your trap threads user.
Maybe one day you'll find a real girl! Good luck!

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True femanon brutality confirmed

>BBC loving newfag thinks our nigger hating queen is married to a nigger.

That's priceless. It must be his first day here. Also his english is good but seems "off"

Vchan is a fucking boss. Shes so fucking sweet but its these comments that show her true cunt nature and I love it

The fact that she said nigger makes me want to see her even more

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Brutal? Nah I'm just speaking the truth. I'm sure that's what he enjoys most on here like most of the new anons here do.

Lol It does show his new nature that's for sure. I've been nigger hating since the dawn of time.

I just throw back what I'm given really. Treat me and my people good I'll treat you well.
If you wanna act like a little bitch then I'll just do the same back I guess.
I'd like to think I'm a fair person

? I post selfies all the time user. I stopped doing timestamps a long time ago because it felt stupid to have to rin around to search for pen And paper to probe myself to people I dont really care much about.

So when i post selfies most people think I'm BSing anyway

You into BBC?

Lol no. Big no

Based

Sorry for all my typos lol

Nah that dudes a faggot

Sounds fair indeed. You are from LA though and I'm sure growing up around niggers and spics has had some effect on you when it comes to getting down.

She's also a beaner, but hardly denies that part. Delusional anchor babies.

??? I'm white lol
Dont know any pale ginger beaners

>im white lol
Whatever you say spic.

I would say no but not really but so many anons on here think I'm mexican when they hear my voice for some reason. I always thought I sounded like a typical white girl but apparently not.

When it comes to fights or whatever I'm honestly a pretty chill person. Anyone can tell you that rage or anger are pretty much rare emotions for me.
As a kid I felt a lot of anger but that shit was mentally consuming. It was easier to let shit just go. So I gotta say on the rare times i do actually get angry it's scary because i actually black out and have no regard for my safety.

It's only happened twice though.
One was when some drunk guy was trying to fight my husband and the second was when a crackhead kicked our car in.
Those were bad times lol

Shes as white as day you dumbass

I'll believe you just this once...lemme see

I mean...that insult doesnt even make sense but ok...?

To be fair I've had enough beaner DNA in me though
Haha

Fine fine

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Looks like a generic pic off of Instagram, nice larp. SAGE

Yea but its not
You can look it up if you want?

If you werent such a newfag you would know its her.
Vchan used to timestamp all the time.

Pic related

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Oh shit!

Honeslty I got rid of all my old timestamp pics because I thought they were a bit cringey but I think this may have been the last timestamp I did before deciding they were fucking stupid lol

I'm throughly suprised and didnt expect an user to have it saved

Damn...shes hot and racist...I think I'm in love

Got anymore?

Thats the only timestamp of her I have but I'm sure you can just ask her yourself for regular pics.

>user I've been here since 04...its clear you dont really understand this "rule"
Sure sweety sure. You're just the one oldfag that remembers everything differently, right?

Eh dont get too excited user.
I just hate niggers and sand niggers.

I'm pretty ok with everyone else.

But I am having a half bean baby so I'm pretty sure I'm tainted to most lol

Uh no?
I encounter many anons who have been here for years and can tell you the same thing.

>posting on Cred Forums not /soc/
>literally calling anyone but yourself a newfag

Why would I post there? That place holds no interest to me

>I encounter many anons
No you don't. Why the LARPing? This isn't /soc/

Pathetic white knight orbiter lol, kys simp faggot.
Keep protecting your larping spic queen. You're sure to breed her one day, nvm she already got knocked up by Jerome.

Oh the new user is back!

Your trap thread already bore you?

There you go newfags. Been the rule for over 14 years now

In mot larping?
Also I have no interest in /soc/

How is this even relevant?
Vchan posts selfies if Cred Forumstards ask for it.
Shes not posting unsolicited selfies and trying to hook up like 99% of /soc/ is you fucking newfag

That's fine...we all have our flaws...at least you hate the big two...the other user said I should ask for moar pix...how bout it?

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>Bringing up traps threads
Projecting that inner faggot user?

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I mean sure I'll throw another one out but they're just selfies they dont get much more entertaining than that....

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Those eyes are mesmerizing!

Damn straight

Thanks anons. Typically my pupils are dilated (I really dont understand why)
So when i got bice bright lighting i jump on it lol

Any non glamor shot? Bet you're just as sexy frumpy

I could cum all over you

Post your belly, bitch.

Lower....

Oh yea lol
It's dark but eh
That's about as frumpy as I go.

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Gross

I don't have a belly yet :(
Still waiting on that

Nah

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Am I too late for the larp??

Well theres no larp

It's white cum tho