I'm a connoisseur of asian massage parlors... ask me anything?

How young are the girls at those parlours? I always figured that these places are one of the places human traffickers use to sell their products.

Not that I would partake, Officer.

Are there massage parlors out there that don't have Asians?

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Probably. They're all hit or miss... and more miss than hit.

I stay away from the sex parlors, and stick with the "cheap massage" joints because that's kinda my thing (I'm not looking for sex there, though I'm open to it). One in ten has been attractive and young (meaning 18-25).

Literally never.

Depends on what you're looking for. What are you looking for?

If we're talking semi-sketchy, yeah, some still do have white/black/hispanic

Why would you save a thumbnail?

Oakland, CA here

there are massage joint everywhere. but like everyone here has already said its old ladies.

I've never been to a place where the girls looked like they might have been underage (which is saying something when they're Asian), but I'm not looking for that, either. I'm sure it's out there, but I don't think they're the storefront variety.

The human trafficking that goes on with massage parlors is the same type that goes on with restaurant kitchens and such; they get their passage paid for, and are expected to work for terrible wages until it's "paid off."

Do you go for the finger in the butt?

I saved it from one of the 1st ads I saw on Houston bedpage. Seemed appropriate.

+1 on devil post

But yeah. It all depends on what you're looking for. A $40 hour massage from a middle age asian lady is great by itself... possibility of HJ is bonus.

Tried it once, didn't care for it.

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there's some based one out there. I used to live in Santa Fe, NM and every once in a while I'd travel to Albuquerque to go to this one spa. They had a tub kind of like pic related and the girls would get in there with you. before or after your massage. They also offered four hands (two girls) for only 160 per hour, i always tipped though so $200 out the door. Girls were young but not too young and very hot. Also good at massage.

Now I live in michigan and it's nothing but old hags, I have to see independent girls but it's hard to find good ones.

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I know its hard to tell, but have you noticed if a woman has ever actually enjoyed the sex afterwards?

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I wish shit like that was legal here.

why isn't it?

Kek I've had this but it's only been like a scrub down, no fun stuff in it

How can you tell a sex parlor from a place that offer cheap massages?

idk i guess cause America is still too closed-minded and conservative. The gov't also likes to imprison people for stupid things, it's a good moneymaker.

You can do it pretty safely here though as long as you're not retarded

Pretty much everything was on the Menu where ever I want, prices varied tho.

I've only had sex twice at a parlor, and they were both super enthusiastic (which is why I ended up forking up the $$).

They either love their jobs, or they're phenomenal actresses (which is obv a big part of hooking).

I'll contrast that by saying I went into a parlor once, and the girl REALLY seemed like she didn't want to be there. She was dressed sexy, but I just got a bad vibe off her... so I just asked for a back rub, tipped her well and left.

Out of 12 I've visited, I've had 4 that were fairly cute.

Honestly not looking for sex, just hand/blow job.
How much do they usually charge and where in Houston?

Is it run by Asians? Then yes they offer other services.

America has sex massage parlors literally on every street corner. It's no more illegal here than being caught smoking pot.

Here in SC it was 60 up front for the massage then 40 on top of that.

Because Christianity.

If it's a sex parlor they'll be wearing something inappropriate for a masseuse. A locked room between the front door and massage area is a good indication but not always (since there may just be one girl working at a massage parlor).

not really true. there's legitimate ones out there. And even some that do won't do it for everybody.

I'm Australian but I'd say this is true for almost every western eu and anglosphere country. Stop bashing your own country man

In WA how do I find a HJ? Prefer women in their 50s cuz fucked up childhood

It varies widely. I usually tip 20-50 for an HJ depending on how the massage was (that's seriously why I go) but I usually go to non-sex parlor joints.

The going rate at sex parlors seems to be 40-60 at the door then 80-140 depending on BJ or sex.

It's def illegal... just watch your local news for the guys busted every month or two. Part of the reason I avoid the sex parlors.

How do you identify a location where handjobs are on the menu?

How do you request it once you're in there?

How do you know it's not a sting operation?

fuck you aussie faggot. go cry about steve irwin.

Yeah a LOT of the cheap Asian parlors really are just massage joints. Don't expect anything if they're not wearing something sexy.

Getting HJ's from those regular places is part of what I like. No loss if no HJ, kind of exciting if I get one.

>How do you request it once you're in there?
Especially when their English isn't the best? Do you just point at your crotch and ask how much?

What's tomorrow like?

You know it's on the menu if there are bars or a locked door between front door or massage area.

Beyond that, it's just luck.

Request it by having a hard dick when it's time to turn over... if they want the tip, they have their ways of asking if you want it.

Stings are based on the ads (where they set you up), or on the known sex places (where they get you when you come in). Just don't be retarded.

Thanks for the advice. Now I just have to figure out how to get a boner while likely nervous and also likely laying in a way that prevents my dick from moving.

I go once or twice a month. The massage fees are 40-60/hr.

If it's a good massage no HJ I usually tip 20.

Good massage with HJ I usually tip 30-40 (more for extras like taking top off).

Bad massage with HJ I'll give at least 20.

Bad massage no HJ 0-10.

don't be nervous. these girls regular customers are ugly fat boomers probably cheating on their wives. You're young and probably a nice kid. You'll enjoy it bro

If you're that nervous, do you actually want the HJ?

I get a boner even if I don't want one...

i dont even need to ask where you're from to know i have it better.

the 18th was pretty cool tbh

We're all crying for the loss of Steve Irwin.

Hey what’s your KIK so I can talk to you

I know KIK is a thing.

I do not have it.

I am old.

AKA in my 30s

i cant argue with trips

Extremely appropriate trips, too. Irwin was a cool ass dude. Glad for him that he died doing what he loved.... sad as hell for his family, and for the world that we no longer have his influence.

>Glad for him that he died doing what he loved
eh I don't believe in that. He definitely would not have wanted to die that way

such a meme way to die really. maybe it's not true and the elites just murdered him.

it's pretty fucking backwards if you ask me. moralfags, especially other women, don't want young girls 'degrading' themselves by selling their bodies. contrarily, most i know choose to do it. from the passive e-thots/twitch streamers, to the more active cam girls/snapchat premiums, topping out with certain premium snapchat accounts actually offering 'meetups'.
insight from a close friend of mine who was in the business (bdsm mistress, worked in a dungeon; never explicitly stated prostitution, but 'house calls' etc.) loved her job. it made her feel sexy and empowered and she made tons of money, more so than others probably because her realm was more fetishistic. she almost didn't finish the last year of her degree because she was making so much money.
another friend of mine who i hung out with after not seeing her for 3 years finished her degree for some low level medical thing (idk, it's a 4 year degree for an assistant or some shit). she works at fucking chipotle and has no interest in getting a job that uses her degree. she's honestly thinking of becoming a cam girl while living out of her dad's apartment.

Fed has them everywhere along pac highway.

In England they tend to be Eastern European. Mostly Ukrainian, iirc.

Not just Asians, honestly. Almost but not all massage places will offer more, it's just a matter of how discreet they are. I know a lesbian who got a happy ending from a masseuse at a decently posh spa in central England.

It literally depends on you. I've fucked a girl I just got a haircut from.

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Ok, spill the beans. How do you know where to look?

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