Going to Walmart to prep. What do i need?

Going to Walmart to prep. What do i need?

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You need stuff, but dont forget the skills to use the stuff. So i would say add a few relevant books to your prep list.

In these times you can easily skip on books. Trust me when it comes to survival i will unveil my true spectacular talents. GOT IT cheese has been added to my cart

Cotton buds
mouthwash
toothpaste
socks
underwear
kung fu throwing stars
an pet aligator

adult diapers

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Bananas

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candles
water
gasoline
kerosene
fire wood
toilet paper
canned goods
ammunition
child sex slaves
mc nukes
silver bars
gold bars
copper bars
iron ore
obsidian
orichalchum
adamantium
vibranium
coffee
milk
eggs
bread
butter

Remember to grab the methaphetamine from the guy behind walmart!

Nothing just shit on the floor

Seriously tho. Eggs and vinegar. Get glass containers that can be sealed, hard boil eggs and peel shells. Fill jars with them and pour in vinegar n water to pickle them. I'd add a pinch of salt just to be sure its decent.

I say pickled eggs cause its protein and nutrients. but you could also just buy protein powder.

Also bags of flour and cooking oil should help.. hard to bake without milk and fresh eggs.. butter spoils after a bit.
Also get some fishing gear.

- Copper Coins

- A straw

- Clear jar, salt and baking soda

- Ammonia

- Bleach

You know when you want to make some awesome crystals!

Anal lube

This

Very important

A few big cucumbers

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get a gun

Prepping for anal?
>douching kits
>preparation H
>ky jelly
Preparation for school?
>general toiletries
>instant coffee
>pens and hilighters
>ky jelly
Prepping for societal collapse?
>butter, lots of it
>sugar, lots of it
>ramen
>dry pasta
>caffeine pills
>ky jelly

>ocelot tongues
>lark vomit
>badgers noses
>peacock spleens
>aardvark knuckles
>garlic

thanks lori

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Dried bats
Pangolin skin
Soy lots of it
Soy
Dont forget soy
Seasonings
Big boss water gallons
Intestines
Cow brain
Camel meat
Crushed ice

Raisins
Cereal
Peanut butter
Beef Jerkey
More raisins
Tang
Rice

Chinky detected. You never learn do you?

>Suffering through an apocalypse without a doggo
May as well just kys.
Now, with the following 4 items you can temporarily fix anything and rebuild civilzation:
>Duct tape
>Cable ties
>Bale wire
>Super Glue
And with the following items you can continue day-by-day not wanting to kys
>Alcohol
>Weed
>Cigarettes
Anything you don't need or want you can trade, except doggo. You should probably get a sex doll too, to protect doggo from yourself.

What fucking use can a dog have anyway in rough times you animal lover? Wtf is wrong with you.

Be sure to plant some morning glory seeds if its warm climate. Fuck man I wish I was rich. Could move somewhere warm and just grow all my own food. Stuck in Canada where its freezing half the year.

Do you mean put some morning glory seeds in a asian whore?

“Stuck” in a country that has low taxes compared to most civilized countries, free health care, great education, endless jobs, and even endless resources for homeless people if you somehow found a way to fuck everything else up. In one sentence I can tell you’re a useless fuck in life that always plays a victim.

A dogga haha kek lmao. Feeding an useless companion for emotional support. You just halved your survivability

condoms, duct tape, pantyhose, hammer, tarp.... do they sell quicklime at walmart?