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oh no......you weren't supposed to chew, user. You better buckle the fuck up, bub.

That's not how it went.

My friend recommended i get some stuff from him.

I asked him what kind of stuff he could get me.

He said it's always some form of surprise. he asked if i wanted something mild or something strong. then i asked him to surprise me with whatever 40 bucks would buy.

As a goof.

Mainly feel really hot right now and my throat hurts.

Uh.... That's a multivitamin nostra dumbass

what is this i cant tell

>tfw you want to take a half to start slow but they made the pill triangle shaped

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why? why is that bad?

good luck buddy pal

burning is never a good sign, drink some water or something

OP here.

Main effect right now is that i feel super hot right now. i'm sweating balls. Also have trouble seeing things from afar. had to walk up to my clock to see the time properly.

I took some water to help with the throat, still burning

I do still feel pretty normal aside from that. i can still think clearly.

OP here,

Same senstations persist. vision is a bit blurred and i feel super warm.

The one thing that seems to happen is a raging erection...

speed

it seems like it yeah...

Does speed produce minor nosebleeds?

yeah it's probably mdma mixed with amphetamines

youtu.be/UK-lGSYKaaM

Main thing i'm kinda worried about is the following:

My nose is bleeding a bit from time to time.
My heart is really pounding like a motherfucker.

I measured my heartrate with my smartwatch and it's on 175 right now. while i'm sitting.

Your "Buddy" scammed u. thats a smint nobody sells suprise drugs you retard
Is it summer or something

Why Even make that Post if you dont give a shit?

Btw Are you a cosplayer? Serious question

Hearts are surprisingly resilient so don't worry about the high heartrate too much unless you have a history of heart issues or if you're a 300 pounder.

kek

Why in the love of fuck would you take chemicals that you literally know nothing about?

If it's PMMA, good luck!

psychonautwiki.org/wiki/PMMA

Buy a fucking Test-Kit

OP ARE YOU STILL THERE?

youtu.be/aIzeb6cFqBg

OP u good ????

OP here,

i passed out..

Woke up in my own vomit.

That was not fun.

oh no, hes ded

no i'm doing okay i think... my stomach is really upset and i reak of vomit. I'm gonna have a shower.

Eh, why?

Ye

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That's a strange looking, tiny dorito you got there pal

Surprise drugs lmao that's how you die, shit can be cyanide in a fucking pill

rip in advance OP, you weren't the brightest

>crush
>dissolve 151 rum
>boof in booty

Such an hero

Because im curious and I thought you type might be, so Are You? You seem really interesting btw do you have discord?

op put some music on and start dancing, if this is speed or mdma you'll feel better immediately, you should focus on letting energy out fuck the shower shit

Good please keep updating on Cred Forums

Years ago there were some pills around that looked just like that. Sold as x, tested as containing only dxm.

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So i had a shower. started walking around outside a bit to get fresh air. i feel quite dizzy and a little weird. But yeah full of energy.

I'm assuming it was some mix with Speed.
I'm pretty sure this wasn't X tho.

I do not like what the pills did to me. so far i haven't felt nice at all.

i am not a cosplayer, and i don't use Discord. sorry

dude u took 2 u aren't supposed to feel nice just let it out

Bro imagine being dumb enough to buy random drugs from a dude who calls himself mixer... And then take two at the same fucking time

This can't be real

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i felt adventurous.

I suppose i paid for it. i legit passed out for a few minutes. my couch pillow is trashed by my puke.

Pretty amazing how a body regulates itself.

I wonder in how much danger i was.

i already told you guys a friend of mine recommended him.

He isn't some shady fucker, it's just a bit of a cooky dude. He's pretty good hearted i think.

I trusted him enough not to kill me.

Natural selection dude, we are far too many on this world, far too many that don't do shit to society and some that do bad shit

this stuff tends to react with the acid in your stomach, if you were lying down the most danger you were in was choking on your vomit, i blacked out from some x 3 weeks ago woke up with the left side of my face sore, i guess it was brain damage for me lol

It might actually be PMA/PMMA, see

do it pussy

It’s probably sugar

How do you feel now?

Okay Are you trans or gay then?

Lmao this motherfucker right here tryna abuse you OP

My dude, i'm neither.

I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree.

My stomach is a little upset and still a bit woozey.

after a walk and more water i feel... okay now.

i have a minor headache tho...

>I feel okay now
define okay

So when will op die?

Minor headache, Upset stomach
My hands are shaking a bit so i should have some food probably.

VIsion is no longer blurry and i don't feel too warm anymore. erection still there though,

Alright good then someone said it was pmma though so you should probably just keep updating

Here are the instructions for you to stay safe, show erection with time stamp

What signs should i watch out for concerning PMMA?

Also, what the fuck do i do about the erection. will it just subcede?

Well everything you just expirienced, next would be organ failure and death

Just fap and it will go away lmao

Seriously?

OP death yet?

Did he take enough for that to be the case?

It defiantly looks like a mint nobody sells surprise drugs and nobody normal boys them, you absolute troglodyte.

Yeah you better call the ambulance boi cuz your organs gonna start failing

Yes
I don't know

Definitely*, learn to spell you fucking degenerate.

Op here
Not a mint, not a smint.

if that was a mint, it was the worst mint in the world.

how do i notice organ failure

You don't, you drop dead like the worthless sack of shit you are

OP do you regret your decision yet?

Why Are you such a cunt?

>how do i notice organ failur
He won't just drop death, its going to be really painfull according to some medical trials that went horrible wrong

Cuz that's what happens when you take surprise drugs from "friends"

OP IS FUCKED
call 911 say that you're retarded and you need help

Seriously op call 911

well see
OP lets see what you're going thru

Show your Dick op

>OP felling like shit
>needs to call 911 because of a pill someone gave to him
>he is kinda fucked
thread just got interesting

>how do i notice organ failure

If you're genuinely concerned about this you should go to a hospital right now, I had a double kidney failure last year and didn't notice it until I was in serious danger

Yes

If i feel any serious effects i'll call 911

Why now?

here's my report so far:

Used an unmarked pill
Taste was very sweet but gave a burning sensation to tongue and throat
Body temperature raised a lot
Vision blurred
High heart rate and minor nosebleeds
Strong Erection

I passed out and woke up in my own vomit

I took a shower
afterwards i drank water, had a walk outside

Now i feel nausea, slight headache, my hands are shaking slightly.
Erection is gone after i wanked.

I had a sandwich and more water.

so far i feel okay apart from that.

idk who the hell to call without getting in trouble.

Ask the guy Who sold you the pills what they were, call him or your friend

It would be incredibly retarded of you to NOT go to the hospital right now OP

i called him, he asked me to call him back in a bit.

So i'm waiting for that

Bump? OP good or nah?

tried to tell you OP

Yeah tell him you feel sick as fuck and are going to report him to police if he doesn't tell you what shit he gave you

OP finna die shortly

Okay good keep update when he calls

What's written on the other side user? It looks like a prescription diuretic to me.

You are going to tell him you took two and he will ask you if you are retardet

Jesus fug :DDD

With them modern turbo chems you are supposed to take 1/2 and it'll still be enough molly. Even more so if you got PMMA / M laced with PMA & Speed. Jesus fuck you are stupid. High possibility that you are suffering from first range of serotonin syndrome effects.

You stupid fuck. Now calm down, and if you throw up any more, feel sick, have severe headache, or if you shit yourself, call 911

The other day someone gave me a pill at a nightclub when I asked what pill it is he said its a surprise.
so I did what a sain person would do with a surprise drug and put it in someone else's drink to see what it would do.
Because unlike op I m not retardet.

you sure about that last statement?

This dude is right, take it from an actual drug dealer, anyone who is selling mystery drugs is a fucking goblin.

TFW you don't understand geometry

Literally nothing. it was completely without any markings. it was dirty pink.

I got in contact with him.

>The guy picked up
>"his is Mixer"
>asked him his name
>"mixer"
>asked what kind of chems he put in the pills i bought
>he asked why
>i said i took two and they didn't sit well with me
>silence
>"you should call an ambulance"
>"you and should delete my number"
>hung up
>i call again
>nobody picks up
>call again
>nothing

I just called a local doctor's office. Asked if i could come by

They advised me to go to the hospital instead

Just called 911 and they said to not eat or drink anything aside from water. An Ambulance is on the way.

...

this day isn't really turning out too great.
I have work in the morning lol

>>"you and should delete my number"
Trustworthy guy

Man, I bet you feel like such a fucking retard right now.

Yeah i guess not. What an asshole

A little bit. i should've taken less.

Okay, keep updating, when is the ambulance coming?, im sorry that your Day got kind of fucked

OK, now tell us what you learned

She said to expect it in the next 15 minutes

If you the thread dies please make a New one op

Okay how do you feel now physically?

I second that, I need to see the outcome of all of this.

OP here - status update so far

Nose is still bleeding
Had me a shit but my asshole is missing
I just feel a blank space where my asshole was suppose to be

Felt like a walk and ended up on the metro
Train looks like a dick
Licking the windows to taste dick
Thrown off train for not having pants on

Erection is back
Have a wank and realize I am on metro platform
Kicked off metro platform and realize my dick is gone

Walk around feverishly looking for my dick
Need to have a piss but nothing to piss out of
Just go in my head to relieve the piss pain

Sitting in a taxi now with Jesus at the wheel

Where should we go?

This is exactly what people who have never done drugs think drugs are like.

Honestly, nothing. i was just unlucky.
I suppose the lesson could be not to take random chems from random people i don't know. and to be more careful with dosage. Thing is, i'm a pretty safe guy in general. after i got fired and my GF dumped me i thought maybe just do something crazy once...

Same as before. drinking a lot of water. Stil nauseous though

I'll do my best

not me, but that was entertaining

I mean, i've done drugs. just nothing "unsupervised"

Thats not op is it? Dude

and able to type lucidly while hallucinating? yeah, no

Asshole missing
Kek
Penis missing
KeK
I know this post is fake but someone should make a movie where someone has a trip like this

It's a fucking joke mate - satire on the whole drug taking experience you fucking buzzkill

nope its not me. if you look at my previous messages it's a totally different writing style.

Do something crazy with 'delics or dissos instead preferably. If you "do something crazy" with stims, you fucking die.

Thank you

Do something crazy with a new pocket pussy or get into a new kink.........don't take drugs to be crazy just because some woman broke up with you

>Thing is, i'm a pretty safe guy in general. after i got fired and my GF dumped me i thought maybe just do something crazy once

>Gets dumped
>Decides to play russian roulette with a pill made from some unknown crackhead dealer

Jesus you're fucking retarded, and that's probably why your gf left your spergy ass

OP you are literally retarded. I can take 7 types of drugs on a heavy night and now feel the body symptoms you are showing. Your body most likely gave you a MDMA copy. Don't try research chemicals without a lot of knowledge.

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Not* not "now"

I'd love to see you on delirants like datura or benadryl lmao

OP here, short final message for now

ambulance showed up and two attendants or whatever you call them offered me activated charcoal tablets. They told me to phone a family member that could come see me and help me. Called my mom, she said to call again if i have to stay in the hospital. Asked the ambulance personell if i could stay on the phone, They thought i should lay back and take some rest.

I'll try to make a new post if this thread dies.

the personell seems really friendly but also kinda stressed. it's putting me on edge.

so i'm heading to the hospital now and i'm putting my phone in a special bag in which they also are keeping my wallet and keys.

Bye Cred Forums

He died

Good luck

Good luck at the hospital my dude.

Godspeed you faggot

kek what a fucking idiot, hope you shit your intestines out while in the hospital bed

They are always stressed, I remember some retard calling an ambulance on my then gf just because to much alkohol, and they where all stressed out like she was going to die.
Although legal age for drinking is 16 in my country and it was her 16th birthday...

Pharmacy student here. Its uncoated right? Then it just desolves faster. How are your pupils are they dilated/constricted? Your heartrate did change.

could be an anticholinergic or a sustituted amphetamine

OP is superretarded and dead

Nah ambulance safed his life

I really hope that this makes Op less retarded and brains dead

I guess anons point was that most psychedelics and dissociatives are relatively safe even in large dosages. Stimulants on the other hand...

wait no antichinergic 'cause your sweating

mdma should taste like absolute shit lmao

good luck retard

probably ecstasy

you'll get diazepam and a non-selective betablocker in the hospital, it'll calm you down and lower your heartrate/bp maybe also some other antihypertensives

Holy fuck haha. That was the first thing that popped in my head when he said he chewed too.

BUCKLE UP, BUTTERCUP!

Do you have heartburn? Only reason I see for taking a zantac.

Kek’d

Op here. They got me my phone to call family to tell them about what will happen. Taking thr opportunity to update here.

I am being taken to an emergency room. I've been told by a nurse that they're going to drain my stomach. After that they are giving me some medicin indeed. For monitoring i will probably have to stay in the hospital. They told me they are going to analyse the remaining two pills i had. They are yoing to monitor my heart rate and they will take blood samples to monitor my vitals. They told me they are being very careful.

I forgot my charger so i hope a family member will bring me one. If they even show up. Idk how to explain this to them

go for it Bro, like suck dick and we both know it

\
Chewing only really matters if the pill is coated and the drug is sensitive to acid. And you'll only see that in commercial drugs. It still needs 15 min-30 min to be absorbed

good to now you're alive

Godspeed user
Get well you fucking retard

Also:
Just be honest, and admit that it was hella dumb

although that was pretty dumb

Retardation: The Musical
be open and honest with staff about your medical history and timeline of events with these pills. pray to whatever force you ascribe to that the reaper don't find you in that hospital bed.

>raging erection
>amphetamines
Listen to yourself you fucking retard

you're having a panic attack over sugar pills.. they'll probably just throw you some metoprolol and send you home

Thank God, his retardation wasn't strong enough to not call an ambulance

is he kill?

what is the name of that tablet?

Post results of pill analysis when you can please. Legitimately for science.

Was gonna say. It isn't MDMA or any of the substituted cathinones. Honestly I'm hard pressed to think of a drug that doesn't taste like chemical assholes.

OP is gonna get thrown in the psych ward. Probably won't hear from him in a week or so.

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What Will you call the update thread? And when will you make it?

Never take more then a half pill whatever you get, you cant have a guessing game how strong the pills are, only idiots take more then 1 especially for the first time trying them, but 2...is just bad

OP here, Final post for today

Last update for today

Stomach drain was fucking hell. i feel completely mangled.

I've received some medicine to keep my Heartrate down and my BP lower.

I talked with a doctor about the pills. he says that it's not likely i will receive a printout of the drug analysis. according to him i might have suffered minor organ damage to my kidneys and liver. they are waiting to see how my vitals will be in the course of this day. The doctor thinks it won't worsen.

My vitals coincide with synthetic methamphetamine poisoning. according to him

that's all i remember from the talk for now.

i'm going to try and get some rest.

If i update in the future i'll do it under the nomer

>Doublepilldumbass

Have a good day Cred Forums

glad to now that after you're retardation you're alive

have a good day OP

>one pill
>minor organ damage
yeah na cunt. post a pic of your discharge papers (censored obviously) or your bracelet. at least take a pic of the gown/no slip socks. otherwise you're full of coon shit

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He took 2

Good Day and goodnight sleep tight and good luck

(same user PharmAnon here
I figured already from your symptom profile (toxidrome).

godspeed Doublepilldumbass