so, a hyena walks into a thread on Cred Forums
So, a hyena walks into a thread on Cred Forums
Grayson Morales
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Henry Jones
splorch
Blake Rodriguez
Trips and OP had to kill himself.
Bentley Mitchell
Hi OP, have a minute to talk?
Luke Moore
not this time
sure, who dis
Landon Thomas
I was just curious because I know how frustrating it can be to make a thread and have nobody interact with the actual topic so I have a question:
Who is that cartoon animal and why do you like him/her so much?
Henry Ortiz
Cooper Stewart
Josiah James
Luis Bailey
Because they're autistic.
That should be obvious..
Brayden Wilson
>I was just curious because I know how frustrating it can be to make a thread and have nobody interact with the actual topic
that doesn't matter as much to me, sure its nice to chat up with friendly people, but so long as there's a thread i did my part
>Who is that cartoon animal and why do you like him/her so much?
Jasiri from a show called "the lion guard"
>why do you like him/her so much?
i don't like her to an obsessive level, though i do it for the gag, people often portray me as mentally ill, 40 year old virgin, and nothing will change that, i might aswell go with the joke
first reason being that the show is pretty good, not that it was without flaws, but i thought it was done fairly well, they didn't do it solely to milk the franchise, they actually put some heart into it
i like Jasiri's personality, voice, and singing, i just chose her to be the symbol for what i do, but it doesn't necessarily have to be her, the regulars come up with their own animals and characters, i just like Jasiri cause she's wholesome
the reason i'm doing this is due to the management on Cred Forums, while Cred Forums is called "random" for the past few years its been anything but random, its been turned into a mediocre porn site filled with shitposts, copypasta, and trolls, the mods don't give a shit about it, there are plenty of threads breaking the rules daily but nothing is done by the mods, the mods only target minor offenders and people looking to post actual original content, while the trolls are free to do as they please, so since this behavior is allowed, even though it shouldn't be, i have decided to join the winning side and contribute, either the mods will do something about it eventually, or most of the actual visitors of the site leave, either way we win
but i'm different, if you're looking for a way to remove our threads its as simple as installing a simple extension, after that ask and i'll give you an md5 list of my images, that will remove the entirety of my threads
Mason Bennett
apart from that, i'm in the process of making an extension designed to filter the cancer out from Cred Forums, i don't know how efficient it will be, and i'm not entirely sure if the extension will ever see light, but so far it looks promising, it should be ready this month if the progress continues at this rate
other than that, the regulars here are friendly, feel free to come in and chat or ask for advice
>Because they're autistic.
>That should be obvious..
don't you know that when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me
Eli Brooks
where did you get my image from, fucking delete it!
Aaron Turner
Is this you? I stole it from a while ago...
Honestly, I mostly just liked the hair and beard style going on.
Ian Morris
not really, people often post random images claiming its me so i just go along with it
think this image is a woman transitioning
Angel Watson
Once loving jasiri becomes a sport i shall be the champion!
Alexander Carter
Stop writing bricks of text
Angel Diaz
if Jasiri was a drug i would've od'd a month ago
Evan Jackson
i like being descriptive and verbose with my text, if you want a tl:dr version all you gotta do is ask
Charles Bennett
So whatchu planning for today? Still working on the project?
William Miller
Yup. Looks like it. They look nice either way.
John Roberts
Eli Nelson
Jason Davis
yeah, probably gonna do that, unless J has time to play, i don't mind changing my plans for that
Isaiah Rivera
Would be cool to see some of the gang today i guess
Did you say that you were going to post that stuff here or something?
Nathan Thomas
It's been months.
You're neither american/european?
Jonathan Watson
>hands on the pockets
>awkward
>stupid question
>shame
>desire to be dead
and it was in 2013
Cooper Campbell
>Did you say that you were going to post that stuff here or something?
hmm, what stuff, the project?
>It's been months.
months since?
not American or European
Tyler Young
>>hands on the pockets
>>awkward
>>stupid question
>>shame
>>desire to be dead
>and it was in 2013
you just quoted my life story!
Asher Clark
Ayden Johnson
was it also in 2013?
for me is every year
Carson White
bite me
Lincoln Thomas
>was it also in 2013?
>for me is every year
i feel you
is that girl a 1000 year old sword?
Justin Howard
displays the incorrect ratio of sexual dimorphism in spotted hyenas, females are larger than males. hyena social structure is matriarchal, it is based entirely upon size and the capacity for violence, a given hyena female will care only for her own cubs and would happily steal and devour the cubs of another female if she thought she could get away with it. the hyena pack response to a sufficiently injured or sick male is cannibalism. the hyena is not a dog or cat, it's a genetically distinct from both and actually evolved from a gigantic scavenger who's niche was crushing the bones of now extinct megafauna that it might consume the marrow within. the modern spotted hyena is their evolutionary response to the extinction of these megafauna. what's interesting is WE probably caused the extinction of mega-herbivores by eating them all, so in a sense man himself accidentally created modern hyenas.
i do not understand your reverence for these kleptoparasitic scavenger terrors
Henry Ward
Yepp
Jack Gutierrez
ty bro
>>is that girl a 1000 year old sword?
no,she's a 3000yo spear
Leo Collins
>these hyenas act like wild animals and not morally and intelligently like humans!
nature is harsh
yeah, i plan on releasing it when possible>no,she's a 3000yo spear
oh good, i'm not attracted to young spears
Gavin Wood
salve jasiri-poster. What's up?
Luke Brooks
almost very basiert
John Parker
Okayo, ill be waiting for it
Nolan Thomas
>salve jasiri-poster
why the prefix?
i'm good
Ethan Long
>pi-pi-pi-pi-piano
>to-to-to-to-tongue
>ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-kiss
something like that
and it was a yuri
Dominic Brooks
what should I call you? Although it doesn't matter ... no names are needed.
I wonder ... what are you doing and why? why this hyena
Jordan Murphy
Cameron Martin
Julian Evans
you can call me Jasiriposter, or just whatever is easy for you to remember, it doesn't matter to me>I wonder ... what are you doing and why? why this hyena
i already explained this here, friend
Bentley Gomez
Easton Perez
Cooper Martin
Asher Flores
Levi Johnson
goes a little beyond just not being intelligent, it's a tapeworm with teeth
you are one stange dude jasiri-san
Evan Thomas
woah, you're telling me hyenas are this ruthless to be eating other animals?, that's it, i'm tearing down these threads
nice paws!
Justin Garcia
Joseph Thomas
you shan't escape retribution, heretic
Eli Wood
Benjamin Gonzalez
Samuel Green
Hunter Harris
>a tapeworm with teeth
wouldn't say tapeworm, as its much more complex than a tapeworm, but yeah, hyenas are the clean up crew
>you are one strange dude jasiri-san
if you say so!
Eli Myers
Mason White
Brandon Jones
Jace Hernandez
>the grin...
so she used to say
usually very annoyed tho
Jason Adams
John Powell
Gavin Russell
Jaxon Gonzalez
Nolan Taylor
Adam Gray
pp?
thanks for the yeeners
you too
Matthew Adams
Sage cuz ur gey
Brandon Parker
so you say you can talk about everything. K. What do you think happens after death?
William Edwards
Imagine not inviting furry niggers
Nathan Miller
This is me, being a hyena fucking a hyena
Ayden Jenkins
Exactly the same thing as before birth
Caleb King
>pp
potentially
Jayden Hernandez
Carson Gonzalez
so someone will have sex? I hope not with me ...
Kevin Russell
I am not a fan of the pp, pls stop
>so you say you can talk about everything
never said so in this thread but yeah, i can answer most things
>What do you think happens after death?
same thing that happened before you were born
good to see you friend, but lay off animeposter, he be cool
Luke Robinson
i hope you wrapped it before you tapped it
well said, friend
Joseph Scott
I blew my hot hyena load into her welcoming vagoo
Justin Diaz
>I blew my hot hyena load into her welcoming vagoo
kek why is he always so focused on the booze, is that a fetish
Noah Hernandez
I know its hard for us to process the truth but we cant just deny that our bodies will be treated like trash after death
Also if once you feel weak and that you have trouble standing still tell me where do you live user :3
Jordan Long
just another retarded spam thread of utter shit which will be gone in a few months. better kys sooner than later faggot
Gabriel Gray
Just a daily activity
Adrian Evans
Dont hurt our feelings like that im crying
Zachary Walker
>just another retarded spam thread of utter shit
that's in the eye of the beholder, user
>which will be gone in a few months
that's what the said 3 months ago
>the beer again
Christian Hill
I bang hottie wolfess too! No beer
Nicholas Richardson
> I know its hard for us to process the truth but we cant just deny that our bodies will be treated like trash after death
my body is rubbish already. 'Artists' did a little bit wrong.
> Also if once you feel weak and that you have trouble standing still tell me where do you live user :3
I don't quite understand this last sentence. it doesn't matter.
Gabriel Lewis
Necrophilia joke
Landon Phillips
He wants the yeen peen
Jayden Perry
>i came into a thread about things i dont like and now i am mad
Owen Bennett
Astral autism
Ian Morris
> Necrophilia joke
a. cool.
suck. I am still alive.
> He wants the yeen peen
oh. ha ha funny.
I'm asexual.
but as much as you want I can take my pants off and black your eye.
David Torres
Strick, Stutem-wichser.
Brandon Sanchez
Naw, I'm gonna black your tailhole and vagoo!
Blake Thompson
if you walk like a hyena, you are rather at the right height:|
you might have warned me that I could talk to you - not on smart topics.
Jordan Perez
I don't know you and will probably never see you again,so look at my hyena tailhole
Zachary Baker
excuse me
Charles White
oh. Someday maybe you'll see. But that would be the last thing you could ever see.
Truth. You have nothing to offer but your ass.
I wish you a good day.
Levi Clark
Naw, my ass is exit only, faggot.
Camden Gomez
>reverse googling gives nothing
shit dude, you weren't lying
Nolan Evans
do you unhook it to any guy you meet? Then you're a fag.
Carson Rivera
Angel Williams
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what are you doing frog? zzzzzzzzzz
so said the girl while pretending to sleep
the guy was spreading her vagina open at that moment
Connor Bell
>page 10
Adrian Cruz
doesn't sound consensual
>>page 10
check again, good job, friend!
Jackson Brooks
>doesn't sound consensual
she was into it
and that's the image
Leo Powell