Introducing the all new
CAT LOLI THREAD
>the same as the other cat loli threads
>cats and lolis are mandatory
>crossbreeding is desired
>miku bot is best bot
>pika pika~mew
>16 catloli power purrque
>now enhanced with grooves
>conversation is encouraged.
Introducing the all new
Parker Reyes
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Henry Collins
and of course, the official seal of approval.
Carson Lee
How 2 cope with an actual dead cat?
Michael Butler
Offer it as a death threat to your enemies.
Jace Hall
Use it as an offering to the kitsune lolis.
Robert Bennett
For one, single post.
Forget Cred Forums.
How 2 cope?
Srsly, it's been almost a year.
Imagine digging a hole for that piece of shit animal you've loved since being a little shit.
Leo Thomas
Holes are good. Alive cats don't like holes that much, but the dead ones simply love them. If you cover them snuggly with the dirt they stay cozy for the rest of their lives.
>ninjas cutting onions also appear.
Evan Long
did you give it a good life? at least you didn't have to facilitate your dog's euthanasia with your dad, knowing she only had suffering ahead of her, clean up and position her dear corpse then lie to your mother and sister and say she hasn't come back from going potty since this afternoon, then they're worried sick all night as the snow flurries outside, while you lie in bed in the worst mental agony, anticipating "discovering" how she peacefully passed away outside in the morning and breaking the news to them
Juan Evans
that was damn near 2 years ago, i still have dreams that she's beside me and i could still cry profusely
Joseph Perry
> If you cover them snuggly with the dirt they stay cozy for the rest of their lives.
Thank you, user. Never thought about it like that.
Evan Hughes
He's in a better place right now, with pomeranians and corgis, and lots and lots of lolis. We'll all go there soon.
Kayden Sanchez
*she
was a chocolate lab that lived to be 14. i don't need to believe in an afterlife to cope
Dominic Cook
knowing how a .22 ricochets multiple times inside a skull is solace enough for me. never saw it coming, never experienced anything of it. irrefutably the best way to go
Aaron Gray
Whatever faggots, I hope you'll never have to bury your own pets.
Henry Richardson
You don't need to believe. It actually exisits and it's a magical place.
David Wilson
Is this for real? Enough power to go in, not enough power to go out but enough power to ricochet multiple times?
Michael Collins
yes.
Evan Flores
Thanks. I've nevr owned a dog but who gives a shit.
Sry for derailing your loli neko thread into a sad faggot one.
Charles Diaz
Cat lolis sometimes baww too.
>imagine your brain being for a split second the most awesome pinball machine ever.
Parker Davis
Woo~woo!
Brody Bell
Jonathan Roberts
im gonna paint my room!
Asher Anderson
woo~woo
Benjamin Howard
Pika-mew~!
Oliver Garcia
Hello! ~woo woo!
Lucas James
Are burritos considered as sandwiches?
Jason Martin
This thread is now protected by australian-man.
Crikey!
Chase Garcia
No. Studies show that burritos don't actually contain sand, which is a good argument to politely decline your statement.
Jackson Lopez
Is Pizza an open-face sandwich?
Luis Taylor
How are you? The thread last night dies after you left, but the loli-general thread turned out comfy strangely enough!
Jackson Phillips
Honestly my freshly baked pizza is waiting for me.
It's good to hear that. Typically at that hour Cred Forums is kinda' dead, the thread was only you and me and comfy music. But it's good that you still had friends to hang out with. I'm glad!
William Roberts
Turned into a loli-art and loli-in-nature thread with good banter and no shit-posting. Turns out there are quite a few lolibros who are tired of the same-old porn dumps
Samuel James
Yeah. I know that. You're not the first one to say that to me. What's even better now is that, the actually porn dumpers are avoiding this thread. About 1-2 mo ago, every thread was filled to the brim with toddler porn by some frust nigger.
William Adams
well tacos are just sandwiches then.
Parker Brooks
Its a nice change, that for sure!
Owen Carter
change good.woo woo
Evan Lee
Pizza was so good, yum! woo~woo
Nathan Fisher
Sorry if I'm a bit slow today, gotta do some job applications and life poop.
Legit just almost sent a cat-loli instead of my CV to a place XD
Owen Morgan
Please hire me or fear the kitsune lolis. Lol.
Michael Perez
Zachary Jackson
My refferal is australian-man. Who is that you ask? That user that sits in a corner at a loli party and yells
>OI YA PUSSIES WANT TO SHAKE YA TAILFEATHER WITH SUM OF DIS CRICKY CRACK?
Benjamin Walker
Cooper Bennett
woo~woo
Gabriel Hernandez
Owen Gonzalez
I'm lucky the site was like "Umm.. thats not a document" because otherwise they would have gotten cat-loli
Ryan Kelly
Well. If I were to be an employer I'd remove that limitation. Imagine that on top of a shitload of resumes you also get a cat loli that makes your day brighter.
Do you want to go down this path again? Because that's how we go down that path again!
Isaiah Long
do lolis go to sleep too?
Josiah Green
No. They just go into hibernate for fast start-up.
Juan Bell
I listened to the 10hr version of this studying for uni back in the day!
Jack Phillips
no cat lolis to share, just passing to wish y'all a good day.
Lincoln Martinez
Dont forget to drink your vegetable juice!
Bentley Thompson
Even this 10 min version got me tired. I'm more into this kinda' vibe woo~woo
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I just need to
>hang in there
Brayden Sanchez
Justin Baker
When I'm studying I need the music equivalent to crack to even stay awake XD
Dylan Sanchez
Then you need this in your life
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Ryan Cruz
im poor and hungry so i cant eat :/
Eli Johnson
>S3RL
You know me so well user! Happy Hardcore, Nightcore and that brand of "synthetic noise" music brings me back!
Like I said yesterday, my music taste is all over the place
Justin Powell
Sustain yourself on lolis!
Gabriel Turner
We~he he
Woo~woo!
Joseph Rogers
Asher Miller
Adam Bennett
Where did you gooo Nyanners... took down pomf~pomf~pomf from her channel also...
Thomas Gray
its not enough.. but i found a can of beans!
Christopher Nelson
Beans and bread!
Daniel Morales
yay!
Benjamin Cox
Xavier Bell
Song of my life
Gabriel Bennett
Not specifically this version?
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Leo Nguyen
> "What music do you like?"
> Its... complicated
Charles Lewis
OMG I didn't know this one... Daaaamn I lol'd so hard. I only knew the original song and that official video... I had to smoke a lot of weed and I still didn't got it.
Eli Roberts
I'm surprised you didn't know that one! After "Little Girls" by the Oingo boingos that is the theme song for lolicons!
Joshua Martin
Well I knew the original a long time ago, but I think I found nyanners way too late and didn't found that specific video.
Easton Kelly
Matthew Roberts
Yeah, I think there was a copyright strike at some point, Nyanners and Babbe both took down their covers. Or maybe they wanted to distance themselve from the lolicon community. Either way, the internet is forever.
Joseph Bailey
This version is much better for the vocals. Mastering is still a little off. But damn ... I lol'd again.
Connor Bailey
how old is too old?
Jacob Taylor
Lolis are ageless.
Cat lolix are ageless... x9.
Jordan Perry
I'm alergic to cats, but I'd gladly sneeze for lolicat
Aaron Brown
Though you do know "Little Girls" by oingo boingo?
Cooper Bailey
woo~woo
Well, not always up to date. Sorry.
Carson Ross
Hai guys uwu
I thought i was gonna miss this thread thanks to a goddamn Karen wasting my time
Eli Foster
No one here misses the cat loli train.
Woo~woo.
Jeremiah Johnson
you guys ever wanna have time to just freeze at the moment? not because its beautiful or anything, just because you dont want it to continue anymore
Gabriel Sullivan
Nope. To be honest, I'd just love a FF button to the end. Not a Skip, but a FF.
Christian Sanders
P-pats please >.<
Not too rough please, soft pats only nya~
Dylan Green
Obligatory soft head pats for cute user-chan.
Adrian Lee
why do bad people not come here? its always so comfy.
Ethan Hernandez
/Young Sluts/
John Carter
No bad man boya, only rasta man!
William Gutierrez
Yall wanna play with a kitty in heat?
Chase Davis
Why is dis thread sfw. I would love a neko cunny.
Xavier Morgan
Quickly, mizu for the overheated kitty.
Next time please apply quality thermal compound to your cat.
Matthew Baker
Adam Perry
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Jack Long
Wyatt Lee
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Jonathan Ross
*ahem*
toddlercon
Adam Morgan
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Jaxson Reyes
Got discord?
Landon Wood
no
Nicholas Nguyen
Aw
Owen Roberts
i eat lolis! fear me!
James Butler
Ehh.
You should fear the kitsune lolis. They are pretty feared around here.
Parker Morales
Eat this
Christopher Gomez
Have you heard about Kumiho?
Charles Watson
Sorry if i'm a bit slow to respond. I'm in a game of Satisfactoy!
Jack Harris
nom nom nom
Christian Lewis
Hey, no eating friends! Come on boys, let's give this man the gangbang of his existence
Dominic Jones
oh no! i cant eat lolis anymore! oh what should i do now!
Aaron Smith
Chill. Thread is slow and comfy. Exactly as it should be.
Beans.
Jaxon Nelson
Kevin Ortiz
Tyler Cruz
but lolis taste better! can i eat a lil bit of lolis instead!
Brody Gutierrez
Reeepost
More beans.
Matthew Lee
alright! that seems like a good compromise! i will have more beans instead of lolis from now on!
Alexander Gomez
I will commit sudoku now...
Jaxson Ortiz
No sudoku. Don't scare the cat lolis with numbers spewing out.
Jace Cox
woo~woo
James Rivera
Joshua Jackson
My my, what do we have here?
Jack Bailey
Camden Brown
Woo~woo
Jack Torres
Nathaniel Cox
Makes for easy eating for the fox-lolis though...
Samuel Murphy
Kitsune lolis play sudoku? With livers?
Daniel Adams
but life is beautiful
Brody Kelly
disgusting
John Bennett
No. The afterlife is though
Chase Morris
Seems like your life has been going rather well, however it does not mean other peoples lives are going similarly
Matthew Morgan
this is the afterlife user. everything you remember is dead, this ever flowing moment is alive and perfect.
yours too, but your mind likes to pretend that its gloomy.
Carter Sanders
>post is now 1 minute old
Ohh noes, happy user is dead. Just like everything else. Suicide is the only hope.
Dominic Watson
>but life can be beautiful
ftfy
Oliver Wilson
user, everything is nice. you have shelter, a device that connects you with other people around the entire world. loli images. of course you want more, you will always want more.
Jayden Flores
Ewwww... we have a heretic over here
HIDE YO CATS
HIDE YO KITSUNES
AIN'T NO BODY HAVE TIME FO THAT
James Wood
You really think my life is not 'gloomy'? I had my child die 2 months ago, it still haunts me
Jordan Lewis
Jason Cook
John Long
well, that does suck. I hope you find peace.
Hunter Young
FUCK THAT. I meant to post this one:
Justin Sullivan
Oh i will one day, i can assure you that
Jason Russell
QUICKLY SPRAY THE HERETIC BEFORE HE LAYS EGGS.
he~hee
double he~hee
What the hell happened user, and how can you still browse lolis?
Jayden Thomas
if you spray me i will become upset
Dominic Sanders
Begone heretic
Bathtise you with the holy juices of the cat loli.
James Scott
Some mindless moron thought it a good idea to drive while drunk, he was lucky to fuck himself up a tree and die at the scene
I occasionally pop up on Cred Forums, got nothing better to do other than think about hanging myself
Logan Rogers
Dang... Sorry user. Feel welcome around here. There is only love and wholesomeness around here...
Luke Watson
please daddy, i need your trips
Gabriel Hall
44 of 4titude. Be strong, user. For you and yours
Ayden Reyes
> See list of New Imageboards. Full list..
Alexander Rodriguez
RELEASE THE BEES
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Ryan Roberts
what a rollercoaster of emotions...
Camden Reyes
Nuuuuu~ Why am I getting sprayed ;-;
Jonathan Hill
Jaxon Sanchez
Flood the dam, the other thread imagecapped
Ayden Collins
"what did you want to show me daddy?"
Jaxson Moore
I'm actually not a father so I can't identify with this image.
Jordan Powell
Lincoln Gomez
dis fox. it goes kon kon and stuff.
Julian Jenkins
ok, but your co workers invited you over to his house one day, and then...
Charles Miller
I don't have any co-workers either right now, so again, no cigar.
David Adams
"I like foxes. Can I be the girl fox and you be the boy fox?"
Elijah Bailey
>all new
>keeps posting it constantly
Brody Cook
fine, you can't dodge this one.
once upon a holloween night, she said no to both trick and treat. you had no other choice.
Logan Nelson
Benjamin Russell
Anthony Carter
Sorry, I live in a country where we don't celebrate halloween.
Daniel Hughes
Camden Torres
get fuckin rekt
Kayden Davis
Finally, something that I can actually do.
Jaxon White
chill, i got this.
one day while you're going back home, as you're opening the door you feel a sting on your neck, you feel dizzy and lose consciousness only to wake up to a pair of psychopath lolis.
Blake Morris
Jason Thompson
Ok, that works for me.
Jace Butler
yess! here's a free loli elf who will love you always
Caleb Brooks
Daniel Green
Owen Johnson
Kevin Bennett
sauce? no triangle results
Chase Murphy
Are the autistic larpers gone?
Woo~woo?
Jayden Martinez
Woo~woo?!?!
Grayson Rogers
I fucking l*v it when the anine has a weird eye pupil its so hotte and nice
Jayden Cooper
You're all fucking sick.
Ryan Nguyen
Anthony Brown
A cat has nine lives *le feeling wise*
Dylan Fisher
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May the lolis watch over the poor souls of these cats
Jordan Smith
You too?
So what do we do once we stop saying obvious shit?
Jeremiah Russell
Paedophiles are fucking hypocrite like hell.
What happens behind closed doors is irrelevant to the public.
Don't worry. I won't kill myself.
Elijah Price
May is a month.
Camden Hill
Hurry up and put it in allready user-san! uwuu
Juan Hill
Yes.
Angel Carter
Borger
Zachary Mitchell
Go ahead and masturbate. They won't do anything to you.
Luis Long
My fellow loli haters since this garbage thread is almost dead lets spam this one instead
Alexander Miller
I want a pet bear. I would call him Steve.
Thomas Cox
Imagine the autism
Especially this one This one is special.
Hunter Gray
Brody Rivera
Woo~woo till the end of time.
Grayson Allen
Woo~wooo
Julian Jackson
Chase Morris
William Sullivan
nya
Cooper Anderson
Plis help dat kitty. She is habing problems breathing.
Angel Green
>Oh boy, finllay off the phone lets get back to the cat loli thre-
What happened here....
David Lopez
Nothing. One smol shitstorm that passed.
Woo~woo
Nathan Long
Woo~Wooooo~~!
Eli Perry
Will post slower now... And new thred will be a little late. I have something to do.
Jason Jenkins
Anyone got similar to this,
Adrian Cox
and this?
Isaiah Miller
/thread ends on cute note
Luis Brown
That is okay. I need to cook/clean anyways! I'll be more active in the next thread!