O fuck it's the cops, what do we do?

O fuck it's the cops, what do we do?

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They'll be at the window any second fuck FUCK.

say you are white and nothings wrong

Eat the guns in the backseat now! We can't risk them seeing thoses

Drive 100 miles per hour down a sidewalk while drunk and high down the wrong way of a one-end street....with the clock incorrect.

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Check out my dubs, officer

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

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Listen to whatever they say, then do the opposite. Keep your hands in your coats.

I was smoking so much weed in my car I literally couldn't see two feet in front of me?

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Bribe him with these dubs

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It it because I’m driving the car with my nutsack officer?

FUCK MAN, Pretend you we're driving, I'm high as shit nigga

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Hey officer, I'm actually undercover right now and I was following a suspect, if you don't mind I gotta go now.

You double NIGGER

Sir, take this and pretend I was never here, good dubs.

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Sir get back in your car and stop that now.

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It's always the fucker that freaks out that ends us all in jail.

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I got pulled over one time going 20 over the doors limit. Had a brilliant idea and shit my pants as badly as I could (was just getting over the flu). Told the cop I was racing for a bathroom. It stunk so bad and had to clean my car seat but got let go without even a warning.

Does there seem to be an officer, problem?

Lol

Go about my business as usual like any other day or time.

Sir what is that in your pocket?

kill them and the fucking scumbags who moderate bitterly Cred Forums Cred Forums scum of the earth corrupt NPCs