I asked this question last night as well, but couldnt stick around to see what people answered, so here goes again...

I asked this question last night as well, but couldnt stick around to see what people answered, so here goes again. I bought this thing on a wim, thinking my gf might find the extra girth enjoyable. I was turned on by the thought of using it on her, but she complained it felt cold and was too big. Did anyone else try one of these, and how did it go for you? Anything we can do about the fact that it feels cold? (When we used it we tried warming it with hot water for a while, but it cooled down too fast again).

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Wrap it in nichrome wire and hook it up to a car battery. It won't be cold ;)

Kek

What's your thought process here?
>I'll stretch out my gfs pussy so I can't please her anymore
??

you have an illness dude, you have bbc on the brain.. stop watching jig porn and buying into (((their))) propaganda.

>and buying into (((their))) propaganda.
>(((their))) propaganda
>(((their)))
Fuck off back to Cred Forums, knuckle dragger

Stretch out her pussy? The fuck you think a vagina is, a rubber band? We had 2 kids and she is still as tight as ever. The thing was 15 euro, I was hoping to use it as a cheap re-usable condom while giving her a bit of extra pleasure/variation.

Bought one too and she said it felt weird and obnoxiously fake, we both enjoyed more the real thing.
The only good side to it is that it served as a condom and made me last longer

you chimped out that hard you couldn't work out how to respond to my comment.. chill out dude, go smoke a newport and have a little lie down.

>What's your thought process here?

My thought process was to use it on girls I don't really care about stretching out, it also helps with the fact that I coom too quickly. Being fit and using one of these things is the closest I'll ever get to being an actual bull, something about dicking down a girl beyond her expectation is validating to me, call me a simp if you want, it would just make me feel good about myself if I could pull it off.

yeah, same thing here, I lasted a bit longer, but that is already the case with regular condoms. Guess I'll just trash it.

nice b8 m8

What exactly do you think I'm baiting? The one I have is a white skinned one, if thats what you are implying.

>it served as a condom and made me last longer
The one I have is thick enough that I barely feel anything when I'm using it, like not even get close to cooming. It's more for the mental aspect than it is the physical one. I get what you mean though, in a lot of ways it's just better to do it naturally, I just consider it a kink.

bigger dick =/= more pleasure

You need a curved dick that tickels the g-spot

Oh the irony.

Just wrap bacon around your pipi if you want extra girth

I'm not sure which gspot ur hitting but the one 2 inches from the opening and at the top might be really hard to hit without a dick curved like this lol. And just so you know, if your dick is big enough it puts pressure on the gspot no matter what.

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why do you want to do anyting about it ? jesus wtf. instead of trying to make it warm for her, maybe think about it and be happy she is okay with your little peepee... It seems like you have confidence problems. you clearly are good enough for her if she came up with this fake excuse that its too big and cold. lol

Dat masterpiece

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Have he use it on your ass for sweet gushing prostate orgasms.

>while giving her a bit of extra pleasure/variation

women aren't men.
you want to give her pleasure stop with this bullshit and give her a massage, cook her a nice dinner or take her out, etc., that'll work a lot better than you basically screaming in her face, "I'M NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!"

>stretching out
lol
not real, m8.
learn some basic human physiology, ffs.

>I bought this thing on a wim, thinking my gf might find the extra girth enjoyable
Enjoy asking Cred Forums questions for the next 50 years faggot

As for the rest of us, we will continue to prefer to pleasure females without dildos.
You should just tell your gf it's okay to sleep with other people and get it over with.

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Uncuck yourself at once, faggot.

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this...

case closed. OP is retarded as usual

>cheap re-usable condom

Yeah, cause who wouldn’t want to wear a hard plastic fake dick that was filled with old jizz

Why does that guy have a broken cock growing out of his thigh? And why is he getting ready to fuck a pipe flange?

You haven't seen enough porn to know lol, but it can get pretty bad afterwards, I've read it takes two weeks for the vagina to go back to normal size after sex. You're genuinely retarded if you think that women don't become looser from having sex and children.

>stretch out my gfs pussy

If this was actually how anatomy worked, then after about 3-4 years of taking shits, your asshole would be stretched out and you’d have anal incontinence.

>I've read it takes two weeks for the vagina to go back to normal size after sex
>I’ve read

This.

As if you Know anything about females after your gay boyfriend railed your asshole.

Well, you read bullshit my guy.
And there's a fucking difference size-wise between a dick and a baby you retard.

Professional porn stars who literally take dick for a living yeah they have issues. If your girl is stretched out more so than when you started seeing her she's been fucking the football team every other night for a year

Buy a glass dildo and heat it up with hot water. Stays warmer longer.

t. seething roasties

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Extreme virgin cope.

Incel needs to google more before inceling:

There are a lot of misunderstandings about the vagina. Some are based in plain old misogyny and anxieties about sexuality. The undertone is always something along the lines of, "if you have too much sex, you’ll wear it out." In reality, though, it just doesn’t work that way. In general, the vagina is extremely resilient and not in any danger of getting overused. And there is some evidence that regular sex can help keep vaginal tissue healthy.

The vagina will return to its normal size shortly after sex. "Even the largest penis in the world won't compare to the size of the baby, so sex even with a partner with a very large dick like the fabled BBC will not affect the size of the vagina.

After sex, everything gradually returns to normal. There is no such thing as a predetermined time for the recovery because every woman is different, but it is only a few hours.

The best example of the elasticity of the vagina is to pull the corners of your mouth out toward your ears then let go. The mouth immediately snaps back to its pre-stretched state because the tissue is elastic. Do it 100 times and it pops back the same. The muscle tissue in the vagina is very similar to those in your mouth!

Sex can actually help your vagina stay in shape, so to speak. As gynecologist Lissa Rankin told Woman's Day, sex keeps the vaginal tissue healthy. Now there's a good workout plan.

Absolutely retarded. "A big dick won't change the vagina, because a baby is bigger". Yeah because as everybody knows, womens vaginas post-birth are identical to how they were before.. right.

That's why "feminine incontinence pads" are a thing, user

She's clearly playing you and holding out for actual BBC. She just wants you to think you came up with the idea yourself.

So sex with black men is like a pussy powerlifting workout then?

>women piss out of their vaginas

Holy shit could your understanding of female anatomy be any more retard-tier?

I didn't say that at all. The fact you think it's some bizzare connection is classic 105iq. Aka just smart enough to be falsely smug about your dumbness.

I suggest googling what a kegels is

Sorry to burst the propaganda but if you look at actual non-self measured worldwide large samples tests, black men are not even the biggest, let alone bigger by inches on average.

>ThisShitRightHere.jpg
Stop your woke bullshit, faggot

The great white cope. Classic.

All I can say is that there are more big-pussied single moms out there than snug-pussied ones, and I feel like that is the reason. After my wife had our second child her pussy felt like it was almost the size of a sewer pipe.

>The great white cope. Classic.

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this looks fucking ridiculous. i'm not surprised your gf doesn't like it