Age, cunts fucked, kids

24
6
fuck im horny and lonely as shit right now
and drunk

31, about 3 or 4 in relationship but a few prostitutes as well, 1

> 38
> 40ish
> 1

Virginity Pilfered
> 4

Jailbait from the 40ish
> 7

Time span on the market
> 20yrs free to fuck
> (10yrs trapped in monogamy)

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34, 26 that i remember, 2 maybe more

40, at least 100 maybe closer to 200, 1 kid

34, 1, 2.

24, 41, 0

This year has been a good year

if you're counting in such high numbers, you should check your self esteem.

27, 0, 0

Yalls scores are awful.

27, 350 roughly, 0
only 4 hookers btw, payed one of them

found the beta

lemme guess. marred your HS sweetheart, pumped out some kids a decade ago and now you're miserable?

50, 175, 1

39
100+
1

33, 2, 1

It's 4PM, what you doing with your life?

Not bad, but I'm far from miserable.

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Lol I stopped counting after like 8, why you got to lie on Cred Forums, u know its anonymous right?

32,100+ lost count in my early 20's,2

22, 5, 0

Op here. I rate mine. Gives me something to think about. All girls pre sex are a zero.

1 - 5
2 - 6
3 - 5
4 - 5
5 - 9

quess

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28, 12, 0
Happy with my numbers

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I can be your cunt, user

01234 Max pre, mother's 10

Each one a magnitudal - log scale. All my hereditarial matriarchs equal 1:1, as a male (100% wrighting) anyway)

Weighting schizo phone murder america until I say otherwise

21, 1, 0

Why kids thou?

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Love

>29-1-0

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58, 8 if memory serves, and 1

18, 5, 0

52
250+
1

37, 1, 3.
I have some regrets.

35, 25ish, 2

The key is finding genetic quality capable of love. My nine was the closest so far

31, 0, 0

38,4,2

y?

girls here are waaay too caught into money, instagram, likes, party, and so on...

54, 21, 2+

and you ugly

that's probably true

no it's not. i was just being an ass. sorry

27, 0, 0

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Np, i'm completely okay with myself. I consider myself a perfect example of the average male in my country: middle height, middle weight, middle lenght, not ugly not beauty... a perfect average man! :D

>22, 3, 0
thank god and my ability to pull out

amen for contraception contracts

38
27
1
Been locked into monogamy for 9 years now. Slowly moving my wife into an open relationship mindset.

26, between 9 and 15, and 0

31, ~80, 1

39
52
2

So you fucked tons of drunk fat uggos, congrats.

33, 1.5, 0

26, 4, 0

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29, 0, 2

Fucking kek
>30, 4, 0

>24

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34, 103, 1 (he was planned)

So this is win/draw/lose?

>36, more than I can remember their names, no idea probly a couple I never wore a condom

32, 20, 1

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>29
>12
>2 (+1) + x

27, 23, 1

x = one I'm not sure about because there was some cucking involved (to be honest I don't know who was cucking who, it was a college thing) and a girl who didn't keep it which I wanted to include because I count it but it's not strictly the question

12, 1,000,004, 84

Trips confirm. Kid Chad Prime is in the thread

haha yeah, nice insight. has been for a while .

52, 14, 2

Married 20 years...

Be honest, who's posting in this thread because they want to be asked their story?

its not eye for eye i never lied about being on contraception stupid stupid schizophrenic with psychosis u rbeing murdered genetically for fucking it up. it was just u. now its u genetically anything to do with it. look at that schizophrenic ant u just lost ur father and it can change 0%. retarded. all americans are murdered genetically if u want to push the point so be it dclxvi

18-0-0

29, 13, 0

22, 4, 0

39, 50+, 2

I miss my college days and I might have more kids that I don't know about.

24, 13, 0

But I haven’t had sex in close to a year

28 about 80 0

>35, 100+, 2

I'm actually impressed.

34 years old
~22 women fucked
~15 men fucked
Father to 1 kid

22, 45, 0

and i'm picky

Anons, should I be upset about my number? Is there anything bad about having so many partners? I just feel like there's something shameful or uncouth about it. please advise

32, 13, 2

I'm just having a wild guess. I stopped keeping count in my twenties, but I'm pretty certain it's got to be more than fifty. Bars, Clubs & Brothels.

I get that this thread is full of larping by anyone who says they can't keep count is baffling to me. Excluding being too drunk to remember I guess it's possible the be +/- 1 but even then you should be able to say. Not remembering names is one thing (although I remember them all) but not remembering it even happened seems a little beyond me

- 29
- 5 prostitute and 2 gfs
- 0

21, 1, 0

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37, 35 , 17

what's your secret?

28, lost count ~25, 0

See

How old are you? If I tried to name every girl i've fucked, there's no way.

You shouldn't feel ashamed of it. However, some women may find it a bit of a turn off. There's a point at which even for a guy its trashy. I've been with 24 girls at this point and it's gotten me into a bit of trouble. Especially with more innocent girls. It's never been a deal breaker though luckily. I just tell them that I used to be a player when I was young and immature.

27, 0, 0

It's more of a thing of: I can't recall every time I've had sex, my life doesn't revolve around it. Do you remember every hot dinner? Girls come, girls go. Eventually you just grow up. there's been more than a few occasions where something has jogged a memory and I've remembered some random night with a bird.

For sure. That's the explanation I use too; "I was immature and thought having lots of sex was what made life fun. I've grown up since etc."

But there's also some status that women achieve when they manage to cuff a guy who plays the field well. Their girlfriends will say "Wow you managed to nail him down, you must be amazing"

kek

29 years. There's one, maybe two, that I'm not 100%. One was either Kate or Katie and the other I'm pretty sure was a Lisa but might have been Lauren. Other than that I'm absolutely sure I remember the other ten.
I mean unless we're including non-penetrative sex but even then I'm sure I could at least give you a number
I'm not saying I remember every time, just every one. I'd definitely remember if I'd ever had curry or if I'd not had steak, you know what I'm saying?

32, 100+/- a few, 0

Of course. It's much better than being a female with that number. It really just depends on the woman. Like I said the more innocent/religious ones are typically more bothered by it.

BTW I don't think you could have that high of a number at 22 while being picky.

Have you not had any long term relationships?

He's done it again. Kid Chad is too strong to be contained

25,15, 0

thanks op, now i have to get to 25 before i turn 26 and only fuck 1 new cunt every year

I had one long term relationship ~2 years.

By picky I mean at least 6/10 and not fat. In those terms I think it's more reasonable, no?

29 more than 25 stopped counting. And I have one kid

35, 30 +/-, 0

Honestly dude, maybe its because i smoke a lot of weed and use a lot of recreational drugs. So at the end of the day, i forget major life events. But i just don't have the motivation to sit down and count.
Lost my V to a girl called Katie i think, age 14
next girl was in a tent in a field drinking with a bonfire a few months later.
Beyond that, its just a mangle of fleshy memories with different girls, the only ones that stand out are girlfriends I've had. But even the order gets muddled sometimes. I had a lot of short lasting relationships between 15-21.

37, 15ish, 0

33,1,0

26, 9, 0

53, 400+, 0

Please explain this one to me I honestly don't get it

teach her how to wipe her ass

32, 39, 1

43, 0, 2

From the guys or the girls?

Hmm if you started in high school and then consistently pulled without any other relationships then yes

Maybe that's it, I've never done anything on more than just a buzz from alcohol.
For me I remember them all because they were all pretty important to me except for a girlfriend I had for about eight seconds, and two hook ups. Maybe I'm talking out my ass though, I'll sit down now and see if I can remember.

30, 0, 0

When you're in low numbers, you remember them all. If your numbers increase and you decide to count one day, there will be some you forget. I'm this guy:

I started slow and was a 'late bloomer' so I counted for awhile. Then I lost track. I eventually put it all in a spreadsheet when girlfriend and I got fucked up and went over our sordid pasts together. Even at 400+, I still remember shit like "Oh yeah, there was that hooker in Vegas in 2002". So 400+ plus 1 one more.

just end it

31, 17, 2

24, 20, 0 but a few close calls

Looking to keep a good one and start a life lads

>30, ~46 (prostitutes), 0
Sex doesn't even interest me anymore.

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44/12/2

>35 , 26, 0 almost one but miscarriage

>26
>12
>0

Fair enough man. Got to say. Sex on coke is fucking dope, first time on it, I kept going for an hour and a half. Your girl turns into a god damn pornstar too.
But you do you.

26, 0, 1

Recently I got into an argument with a teen (drunk AF) and explained to them that I could be their father. Turns out the kid has daddy issues, so I call him my son since then.

32/18/1 i really wish I could fuck off and just do heroin every day but responsibility is a bitch.

Fucking kek
He really is user, we need to watch out.

Okay so from the top:
Connie first, we were 16, drunk and took things a little far outside a party. We were pretty good friends and that ended things because I don't think she wanted her first time to be with me. Regretted that for years but whatever
Sophie was a casual thing that I tried to make real. On and off from 17-18
Caroline was my first girlfriend, I think I might have actually proposed because I was 19 and dumb. Definitely the worst girlfriend too. She got pregnant, I wanted to keep it I think (dumb and 19) she didn't. Haven't even told my wife about that
College freshers week girl was Kate/Katie which was an absolute shitshow. She fucked me before breaking up with her man and either she had only ever fucked him or never fucked anyone so she got clingy for a few weeks and then we never spoke again.
Charlotte was a friend's room mate. She did a lot of drugs, mostly weed when I knew her but she got into some heavy stuff and died about a year after we were together.
Jess was the girl who was either cheating on me with some other guy or cheating on some other guy with me. She got pregnant and I don't know for sure it isn't mine but the other guy took responsibility. Kind of a fucked up situation but what can you do.
Eilidh was my first ever one night stand. She wrote her number on her underwear and let me keep them but never called me back.
Lisa/Lauren was a literal model. Second hottest I ever had
Another Sophie. Was a bridesmaid at my room mate's wedding. I was pretty sure it was going to work out but it didn't.
Emily was a rebound. She was only 19 and I was a bit older at that point. Probably not my finest hour but it didn't last long
Charlene I don't really remember much about except she couldn't eat shellfish and she introduced me to my wife Katherine.
Yeah, that's all of them.
I guess it's fun if you're on it too. I just remember it being very cardio intensive

34, 12, 2

Post spreadsheet

28, 7, 0.

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Lol, never. But I'll say that it didn't begin until I was 19. VERY slow spell from when I was 30 until my mid-40's (the married section of my life). And now here I am

Impressive, brother!

How'd that work out at 45+? Whores or are the legends grey foxes true.
I'm pretty tied down and I can't imagine leaving my girl for any reason but I still see women sometimes and wish I could rack up some more notches. How does it even work past 30?

25, 5, 0
Feeling lonely and in need of some cunt but the situation isn't overall so bad.

23 - 14 chicks, 1 trans - 0

30, i have no idea between sluts relations and whores...probably in the 50-70, maybe 1 kid from natural sperm donation to lesbian couple

Pretty amazing, actually. I fucked more 20-somethings in my 40's than I did when I was 20-something myself. Waitresses, bartenders, stewardesses, interns.....all these crazy tattooed bitches with daddy issues. It's not how I expected my life to turn out, but that's one area where I can make the most of it.

Honestly, though, I'd feel different about it if I had kids. Like, even my perverted ass wouldn't want to fuck some girl younger than my daughter. But without that holding me back, it's a good time.

I do recognize that a lot of my success with cunts is due to financial success: it shows when ordering from the hot bartender, the confidence I project, the slightly inappropriate comment to the waitress, blah blah. It helps that I haven't lost my hair and I'm relatively tall / fit. So these cunts just drip in the elevator with an amusing guy old enough to be their dad who just shot them a sly smile.

30/23?/0

53, 300+, 2 (that I know of)

23, 27, 0

16,1,hopefully 0