Cred Forumsros I finally got laid but she left me with the BIGGEST FUCKING HICKEY...

Cred Forumsros I finally got laid but she left me with the BIGGEST FUCKING HICKEY, how do I hide this shit I only have t shirts

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hide it from who, your mom?

Take a knife from the kitchen and stab each hickey. Then you can have it bandaged up and no one will see!

How did you enjoy the nut bro?

No reason for you to hide it unless you cheated on your girlfriend. Wear it like a badge, bro.

Why? Is mom gonna get mad?
your haircut makes you look like a 13 year old.

Legit answer: get a spoon wet and throw it in the freezer. Let that bitch freeze and use it on the surrounding area. Rinse and repeat.

You can actually do something that will get this off your neck, or speed it up. You gotta freeze a spoon and then like, push it hard onto the skin and do it over and over. The blood will start to come out of the surface of the skin. Sounds weird but I've done this.. google it

Young girls love to give hickeys

There is no hiding one that extensive bro. Just gotta deal

You got kik?

How’s it look when the collar is not pulled? Still noticable

Take a quarter and scrape the shit out of it with it.
It'll look worse for an hour and then vanish pretty quickly.

lets see the girl????

God I hope he does this

Never mind that! What did her penis smell like?

>how do I hide this shit
You don't, faggot. You wear that shit like a badge of honor.

It’s still scarf season bro

Have sex with a guy. Everyone knows thats how you get rid of hickeys.

It's going to hurt a lot, but brush it and the surrounding area with a toothbrush for a while until it turns the same color as the skin around it.
this can also be done with a comb if you have one.

Suck a chub nigga

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Oooh nooo~ if everyone in school sees it that'll be SO EMBARRASSING!

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Never change

I don't understand your problem

Making me all blushed, homedawg~

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Okay yeah im with that user, your kawaii as fuck. Fucking nerds.