Please help Cred Forums
I don't know what to say next
She's an amputee btw
Please help Cred Forums
“Wow a real pirate”
Tell her you’ll toss her in a pool if she doesn’t suck you off.
That's the worst thing that you can say to an amputee, keep it up OP
Or the best depending on their sense of humour
Try! Did you lose your leg when you fell from heaven?
It's a joke
If she can't take humor then she gay
>I guess dancing is out for the first date?
Say you're sorry and offer to take her to ihop.
"burn the coal, pay the toll"
kek
I said this one
I'll say this one next
you dug your grave. trolling is the only option
"I wanna fuck you so hard you won't have a leg to stand on"
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Ask if she's willing to spread her leg for you.
Is her name Peg?
No reply yet
No
Ok now what
I would've said this but not yet
PLEZ
IM SHIT AT THIS
idk
>well, you are the only tenn-i-see
some shit like that. There has to be a better joke somewhere
Don't say anything, a girl that can't take a joke is not wife material
She basically said that
I need something else, what about "you sure do have a leg up on your competition" if that makes sense
Tell her that youd like to help her get her pants half off and play it off as a lame (kek) pickup line
How would you phrase it then after this
This works i guess~
What do I have to do to get you up on all 3s
fucking this
Tell her you want to take her pants totally off.
Ok I said it we wait now
Maybe this
"that joke was really bad, did you also lose half of your brain?"
Eileen?
No
I don't think shes near you, she's in Oakland
Does that missing leg hinder your ability to be going on dates, and suck the guy off afterwards? Or should I just meet you at your place?
Sorry bros shes taking too long I'll use whatever lines you guys posted here and will use in case threads dies
I'm fuckin' dying.
It's only discrimination if I fired you from being my whore
nigga
Ask her if she likes to go on long walks on the beach.
Tell her it's a good thing it's not illegal to be an obtuse bitch