>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >try to focus. you have been a coma for a very long time. >the doctor is trying an experimental treatment to get you to wake up. >we don't know how this message will get to you. >you need to wake up honey. we miss you and we love you. >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>actual threads always relentlessly spammed Some times I wish the people behind this psyop would be revealed so they could be killed like the dogs they are
I grew up in Chicago so this isn't surprising to me, but I still remember the first time I went to a hood KFC & had to order through a fully bullet proof counter.
Inversely I remember when my black friends came to my area and couldn't believe how "open" the fast food places were.
Never understood the people who post the "u mad whiteboi" pics of some white chick fucking a black guy. They're porn stars, they're literally in the business of fucking anyone as long as they're paid for it.
Nathaniel Anderson
that guy in the corner of her sign is my uncle Rapey Raperson
Grayson Sullivan
true but some still get mad and even refuse to look at pornstars who fuck black guys
I know exactly where this is, kinda funny considering I've gone to this exact Quiktrip over 50+ times. Could've seen this if I was in the right place right time.
The graphic is the average (or median, not sure exactly) IQ by country. He’s laughing because Africa has the highest number of incredibly low IQ countries
This is true. The vast majority refuse to do it. Black pays the most, gangbangs and anal pay well too. If you do a black anal gangbang you could probably retire after one video
John Smith
Too soon. Stop being edgy
Lincoln Thomas
Why is that black lady on a save symbol
Camden Kelly
I lol'ed
Oliver Moore
>"walked into the courtoom" lost hard
Angel Ortiz
why does snoopy the dog have a human eurocock?
Nathan Peterson
Worst thread ever, the new trending dangly balls niggerdick meme almost made me lose, but i don't lose easy
Jaxson Perry
Too soon. Not even your dubs can override this fact.
Jackson Phillips
Does this guy have a DeviantArt? He's make good money on porn donations.
That's actually sexy and disgusting at the same time.
Hunter Johnson
Omg this is a clear violation of these women.. I'm litterly shaking right now
Camden Diaz
Jew is a race. Catholic is not. This is like 3rd grade shit here.
Sebastian Cox
Hoodrat >I'll never get that nigger stink off of me
Dylan Butler
Dindu nuffin
Noah Johnson
Little fucking nigger is basically doing a rack pull. They should make him stand on blocks.
Adam Barnes
Dey were prolly tryna drop off der resume or sum sheit
Jacob Bell
LOL! So good!
Asher Powell
He was fucking designed for this. Just give it to him.
Jason Sanchez
Yes it is
Ian Howard
that's not even that big lmao
Luis Perez
i always thought she was sexy
Aaron Cook
still dont see why this is funny, but whatever...
Matthew Gonzalez
Even with a pass I can't spam that fast without autistically planning the process
Matthew Young
everyone on the internet has an 8in penis
Jackson Cruz
its somehow a meme for how shitty it is...who knows
John Fisher
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Daniel Richardson
NICE
Luis Cook
>im all the way out here from washington BY MYSELF
Carson Hill
Black folks get persecuted more. Bad conclusion from data factors not accounted for
Nathan Carter
Did not laugh.
Good on him. Imagine him with cyborg implants and all those years of training would pay off - whose laughing now?
Jonathan Wright
they get persecuted more because they commit more crimes and they are too stupid to get away with them.
Austin Gutierrez
this fucking guy is just awful.
Owen Diaz
>Black folks get persecuted more.
Are you sure? Perhaps they require more introspection as to why that is. I'm not white or black and possibly have come across people who're indifferent to my well bring however I am ultimately in control of my life experience by a large margin.
Slavery has ended, all people have faced oppression throughout history, stop the victim mentality.
Brody Flores
I miss the days we used to hang these monkeys from trees for pulling shit like this.
Owen Taylor
You’d probably have to.
Landon Cruz
Lots of people convert to Judaism. It is clearly a religion. Most, but not all, Jews are white. Sammy Davis Jr was a black Jew, one of the few.
Julian Martin
Wow, aren't dads the best?!
Sebastian Lee
What the fuck is wrong with you? Not cool!
Mason White
Ethnic Jews are a thing. You can be ethnically Jewish and not even practice Jewism.
Mason Flores
Because he's not a jew
Hudson Diaz
I'd tell you but it's just too soon user. Wouldn't be right.
Oliver Miller
too soon, dude
Liam Gutierrez
White people wrote a test for white people, then clapped themselves on the back when they were good at it.
Daniel Nelson
Nice 88 by the way.
>Ethnic Jews are a thing. So are Ethnic Italians, Irish and Poles. So what?
>You can be ethnically Jewish and not even practice Jewism.
You can be ethnically Catholic and not even practice Catholicism as well.
>Jewism
Kek. So what is a Jewist?
John Gray
How bad is it, can I fap or not
Tyler Perez
Where can I purchase this item?
Cooper Gonzalez
What is wrong with this, can I fap
Austin Collins
top kek
Brody King
niggers really can’t keep civilized to even walk in a single file line
Jacob Clark
Starvin Marvin
Noah Hernandez
I read a GAWKER story about this kid, apparently it wasn't so straight forward. He was a notorious turd burglar in his community. He would purposely disable a public toilet and then lurk near by waiting for a helpless victim to fill it up with poopie logs. Then when the dismayed toilet goer would give up on disposing of their logs he would sweep in and burgle the turds. Turds out he was forming all the turds into some kind of giant Poopoo Sex Doll. When the authorities finally caught him and all this came to lite he had an emotional breakdown. It was after this that he cut his life into pieces.
Dylan Jenkins
What's an ethnic Catholic? Irish?
Nolan King
I rarely laugh, but I did at this, very good.
Charles Walker
Dorgald Dildoumph more like Dickballs Douchemph am it right, m'ladies.
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>>wite pepo so raycist, tey inbent test tha put wite pepo in 3rd place all teh tim
You are so fucking ignorant
Eli Hernandez
So are his torso and neck super short or are his arms and legs comically long?
Gavin Harris
Stupid nigger, straighten yourself out and act normal, for once.
Evan Gutierrez
Shaking your dick, I hope
Eli Ramirez
I fucking knew that was gonna happen. I've been here way too long.
Kayden Lee
Rogan is getting fucking weird.
Jason Moore
For some reason this makes me genuinely sad.
Adam Perry
Kek
Elijah Taylor
so all you need is an emp to make him even more crippled
Jace Kelly
hhhehehe
Isaiah Lewis
So what you're saying is, you're not equal and shouldn't be treated as such?
Brayden Thompson
No its too soon
Ayden Price
i don't get it - why is the balloon guy calling that other dude "Frank"? that's Bing Crosby. he was, like, a super famous singer and Hollywood legend.
Lincoln Powell
New Fag here what happend to her is she dead?
Zachary Gomez
Two* you absolute fucking failure to all of humanity. Neck yourself
Kayden Rodriguez
I've lived in Brooklyn NY my whole life even when things were bad in the 80s and early 90s my fast food places never had the glass unless you were in an exclusively black neighborhood
Kayden Murphy
Fuck off. It's still too soon. We don't talk about it to newfags like you.
Jose Martin
What happend?
Thomas Smith
You gay lol
Austin Robinson
Faggot thinks he's an elite
Luke Perry
>you have been a coma
I have become coma.
Noah Moore
too soon
Jeremiah Reed
Jews aren't a race retard, it's cultural and religious group