Hey b im going to the strip club tonight for the first time, pretty excited to get tits in my face

hey b im going to the strip club tonight for the first time, pretty excited to get tits in my face

have ever been to strip club?

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I go once a month, usually spend around 500 bucks.

Dozens of times. I live right across the street from one lol. It’s nice that my wife is down to go when we have a night off. Get drunk and enjoy the tits user

yea once. my recommendation would be to check out the ugly ones on purpose so the hot ones are more attracted to you

are the women there actually hot/young?

What state? Some dont serve alcohol, some that do serve alcohol are only topless. It varies state to state.

If u sit up by the stage make sure u tip when the song is over. Or tip during and she might come up and put her tits in your face. Or grab your dick. Have fun.

the one im going to is fully nude so its no alchohol, but i dont really drink anyways

Also dont fall for the champagne room bullshit. If u want extras, negotiate before you go back there. And know how much the songs are, it ads up quickly and u can get ripped off

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california but theres two in my city one is nude one isnt.

i heard its 30$ for a dance topless but an extra 20 for them to take thier panties off...i dont think seeing some vag is worth another 20 but i wont be cheap lol

Dress nice, smell good. Not like axe or dirty clothes. Keep your phone put away because security will be on your ass if they see a phone out.

Take cash out and leave your atm card in the car. None of those ho's are your friend. They will game you and try and get every dollar from you. Dont engage their sob stories.

Biggest waste of money on earth.

actually the secret is to wear the most axe its like the reverse card

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> pretty excited to get tits in my face

If you’re expecting that, you’re gonna have a bad time. Unless you’re dropping hundred dollar bills on her, best you can hope for is a clothed lapdance facing away at best...

Bring lots of money... cash...

This guy gets it...

Go watch free porn and fap one out... the chicks in the strip clubs aren’t worth it.

I was at a low rent place once and one of the girls was having a fit because she was dancing for a guy and he stuck his finger in asshole her when she bent over.

hahahhaha

my girlfriend's a stripper and just read this and is gonna fuck me even harder tonight

Out here in eastern PA we have full nude AND they serve alcohol, and most girls are ok with touching as long as you ask first; god bless the commonwealth.

too many times. ama

what's the most youve paid for a song?

if i sit right up on the stage are they gonna touch me or somthing?

Go to Europe and get a hooker for $100

Done it several times and would take that any day over some stupid strip clubs

Not the person you asked, but the most I've ever paid in PA clubs is $60, least is $15 but that was from a deaf stripper that couldn't negotiate her way out of a burger wrapper.

i wish man...but im not gonna fly to europe just to fuck a hooker. i can do that here(even if its much more of a hassle here)

only if you go heavy on the axe

Now THATS funny