Today I got a package from Wuhan

Actually, yes. They've been spraying the city streets with big industrial foggers in China because this shit lives for like two weeks on any surface.

The virus dies pretty fast without a host, So even if it was handled with someone sick its not even there anymore.

Fucking better be it's a sweet new jacket that I spent $70 on

lets see the jacket you're risking your health for

OP is a faggot, the track number is at least 4 month old

No dummy. It's not infected. The virus can't survive on that box or its contents.

But if it does in some impossible way have the Wuhan Flu alive and well in or on it. Please die from it, but not before infecting your entire family. We don't want the genetic line going forward.

F

Nothing to worry about.

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kek

Actually shows this was delivered past 120 days ago. False post & drama maker. Eagle Point, Oregon.

I keked but

Why user. What about you is more civilized than me? You’re a capitalist pig too sitting on your computer

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listen , this virus kills only chinks and only 2-3% the weakests ones , there is no danger for life even if box is full of corona

Stupid fucking larper from Oregon. Choke on a bag of dicks.

i don't know about only killing chinks but the way they die is having lungs full of fluid. that could be a lot worse when your air was already unbreathable and your lungs were naturally filling with shit to protect you.

anyway fuck this virus let it kill half of humanity in the name of natural selection

Is it clams?
The reason I ask is that I've heard that Wuhan clams ain't nothin to fick wit.

Burn it or bake it for 20 minutes at 250 degrees

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Kek

>Should I be worried?
No. The virus only affects immunosuppressed chinks and old people

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Don't join this Discord server.

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Lick the package before you open it, just to be safe.

No it wasnt, you retard. Pic related. Get fucked, faggot.

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WTF are you talking about? Check your date/time settings, faggot.

Read the red circled part, dickhead.
>11.37am on the 18th Feb, 2020

I don't know in which parallel universe you live, user, but my local calendar shows that today is the 19th Feb, 2020. The package was delivered yesterday to a parcel locker.

>delivered past 120 days ago
Are you stupid, or just a retard? How is 'yesterday' equal to 120 days ago?

No. The virus does not survive that long outside of a host.

me chinese
me no dumb
me eat bats
yum yum *cough*

and you are going to die, op
rip in pepperonis

Up to 9 days.

Flu viruses
Flu viruses capable of being transferred to hands and causing an infection can survive on hard surfaces for 24 hours. Infectious flu viruses can survive on tissues for only 15 minutes.

Like cold viruses, infectious flu viruses survive for much shorter periods on the hands. After 5 minutes the amount of flu virus on hands falls to low levels.

Flu viruses can also survive as droplets in the air for several hours; low temperatures increase their survival in the air.

Parainfluenza virus, which causes croup in children, can survive for up to 10 hours on hard surfaces and up to 4 hours on soft surfaces.

You tell me how you've calculated the 120 days, faggot. Are you a burger and enjoyed burger math education?

You said it. Not me.

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no the virus can't survive outside of a host or a sufficiently moist environment. don't worry. I mean unless you'd ordered pangolin meat or something

You're already deqd op, the crash was in 2014. You have to let it go.

Leave the bag alone in the sun for 2 weeks. Shit'll be fine then.

only old people and immunocompromised people die from the coronavirus.
The flu kills more people each year.

This is such a dumbass argument, the flu also isn't a brand new unpredictable virus

Ok, you forgot to take your schizo pills this morning. Never mind.

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the flu is unpredictable, often times. It killed like 80,000 americans in the 2017-2018 flu season
But keep losing your shit about a virus that kills less than 3% of that.

>that kills less then 3% of that
its literally a bio weapon that is still spreading.
Or you think puting around 10% of the world population on quarantine is a joke?

seconsing this

where the fuck are you getting the idea that it was a biological warfare agent? the coronavirus is the result of a bat incubating the virus, the virus evolving the ability to infect huamns, and someone eating bat soup. put your fucking tinfoil hat back on.
I'll continue to be more concerned about the one that kills more people.

not him but the bat soup story is completely bullshit
the virus would not be able to survive the cooking process

may not have been bat soup but it is definitely from animal origins. DNA sequencing of the virus shows that it's vector enzymes are the same as SARS, which was transmitted from snake or bat to human.

You're a dumbass if you think this is a natural illness, it was going to be used for the hong kong protests so they can keep control but backfired