>911 what's your emergency?
911 what's your emergency?
Brayden Lewis
Gabriel Bell
I accidentally the whole pizza.
Matthew Gomez
my pp hard
Jace Allen
911 keeps calling me on my phone, stop fucking calling me
Cooper Cruz
It's.... it's OP........ he's being a massive faggot. He won't stop shit posting
Bentley Ward
I'm a victim of a crime and as I understand it we pay you alot of money to stop crimes, not take victim statements.
Cooper Cook
Hey yes um, there are a couple of nig- black kids across the street and they are acting rather suspicious.
Michael Harris
Is it your or youre?
Joseph Cook
>Do you have a gun sir?
Ian Foster
police are raping me
Andrew Diaz
>What’s you are emergency?
Ryder Brooks
I'm out of eggs and there is a strange woman sleeping in my room.
Justin Parker
nice
Dylan Carter
Yes, I'm in the middle of the field. We're safe we're just pushing guys over. We're out here going towards Abiline on both sides. My truck ran out of gas.
Eli Hill
My dog is sick so she doesn't want to eat my cum, please send a k9 unit to assist, situation is dire.
Luke Harris
help i need dubs
Robert Torres
My Homemade Breast Pump/Blowjob machine broke and sucked my dick so hard that it has doubled in length and girth. Not sure what to do with my rock hard pussy slayer. Please send help. Preferably a cute lady cop or perhaps a dainty male cop. Hurry!
Cooper Ward
>dubs squad deployed to your location
Brandon Jenkins
Ah fuck, what's that from? I swear I just watched it too...
Jordan Lopez
Everything smells like shit, I think I'm having a stroke.
Connor Powell
My neighbor is on his way to the city limits but he's on probation for being black.
KEK well played
Parker Cox
I have BPS, haaaalp!
Xavier Diaz
Jacob Williams
I’m gonna kill the guy that keeps posting True Story Incoming on every YLYL thread.
Nathaniel Wood
Just make her eat the bowl.
She HAS to eat SOMETHING.
Luis Richardson
Hello, i need people to jerk off to my gf nudes, pic related
William Martin
Theres too many faggots on Cred Forums send in the swat team!!!!!!!!
Kayden Ross
more
Austin Watson
$4.99
Gavin Cooper
>Feed her the eggs
Do u have the ss of this? Lol fucken autists kek
Thomas Nguyen
Any nudes?
Levi Gray
Dominic Hall
Michael Campbell
made my day
Levi Reyes
Her face is busted but id smash, I like petite chicks.
Jackson Perry
Wow o wow nudes! I can see everything
Jose Kelly
NIGGERS AND JEWS OMG
Dominic Morris
Who was phone?
Camden Smith
Her body
Wyatt Campbell
I have the poopfarts and it's making my eyes bleed.