Why are you still alive?

Has to be china

portal 3 still hasn't come out

I take it English isn't your first language. That's okay, I always love to help.

Why
adverb
for what reason or purpose.

The reason I am alive is because I have not died

Why am I alive? Because I haven't died yet.
Hopefully this could be of some help, good luck on your studies, OP.

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What type of dog is this

I haven't yet died. Yet.

factitious and homosexual

>asks stupid question
>gets stupid answers
>becomes angry

lmao shut the fuck up you stupid edgy fruitbag

My body is still capable of performing homeostasis and my brain is properly directing me to eat, sleep, and drink water

What the fucking lord is going on here? Fuck me

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Huh?

Yikes. Tough break.

It's not that bad. At least they removed her brain.

Fair enough. Some people are into that, I guess.

"Why" is a question of purpose, not cause.

Hey, maybe you should google "reason". Spoilers: it doesn't mean what you think it means.

A bitch.

Op, this is me

To have gold teeth, drive a bouncing bently and live in a mc mansion. Can we have a nigger hate thread?

You're actually a stupid fuck, OP. Take everybodys advice and keep the edgy "why haven't u died yet" bullshit back to the playground where it might strike a chord with the junior high goths lol

Is this real or fake

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"I'm not big because I'm small" (Calimero, 1963)

So is this fake?

You don't have to get defensive, user. Calm down. I didn't ask 'why people haven't died yet', I asked why they are still alive. I'm asking for people's motivations.

Pure chance

No, they are just trying to sustain a torso using electricity. There is no head. He checked organ doner in his drivers license

I don't know. It's just a vid I saved that sort of seemed to fit the thread. But yeah, it's probably fake.

Gotta put a wire in the asshole for good measure! I mean science.

Who to believe?!

Would they have enough time to sever the head from the torso, remove arms + legs, and start pumping blood through to keep the organs alive for harvesting?

How is CO2 being removed and equally important how the fuck is oxygen being brought back into the body?

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It's fake obviously.

Dumb AND projecting uncontrollably. I know exactly what you're asking, and I literally replied to you only because you were defensively mass replying to multiple comments at a time like a whiny faggot lol
Please stop embarassing yourself. Other people have motivation to live because they aren't retarded and useless, plain and simple. Your thread sucks

You can keep a person who's clinically dead alive for quiet a while by putting them on life support. but it's not like you see in the video. why would they do that when we freeze organs all the time and there's a huge waiting list for every organ?

You're the only one embarrassing himself here, user. It's my thread and I'm just leading the discussion, as one should. Perhaps if you spent more time interacting with people you would be familiar with such actions. Do you have any suggestion on how I could improve my online conversational skills to better suit you, my dear entitled anonymous user? Your reasoning is flawed and needs work. Think about it: do you really need me to correct you? Please try harder and stay away from soda.

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Mother Russia lead world in torso sustaining technology

If you ever watched a episode of House, this is a technique used to preserve organs for transplant. For instance, in hluse, they had a motorcycle guy die and had his lungs removed and incubated on machines to keep the tissue from dying. Keeping blood flowing as if it was still in a human. The more organs they can incubate or keep alive, the better. The technique keeps organs alive longer than in a cooler packed with ice. A cooler of organs will last atmost 1 or 2 days. A incubated body can keep the organs alive indefinitely.

Those poor dogs tho...

absolute cringe factory lmfao

>why would they do that when we freeze organs all the time and there's a huge waiting list for every organ?

Keeping the organs alive would mean a longer expiration date on the organs, no?

I'm just wondering that without sufficient gas exchanges in the blood the organs would die any way? therefore illogical compared to freezing.

Some people are morons.
>Hurr durr, keeping meat cold last longer
Nor realizing that keeping the meat ALIVE and functioning is better. The hurr durrs don't take into account necrosis, cell damage, frostbite, Cell deterioration. If your brain dead for more than 5 minutes, you lose brain cells and become a super retarded austist. Putting your brain on ice doesn't stop brain cell damage.

Optimism~

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owned

Nice.

thats fukkin sexy innit

Because being alive is awesome.

whole universe is literally compilation of dead mass, and we, life, were just like - fuck you, we gonna be alive and not attached to these dead boulders and we will actively use and oppose nature.
That is enough to have a fucking orgasm about how awesome being alive is.

My man.

i represent a 2million dollar investment to my parents and i'll be damn if i'm not worth every penny

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree

Got some Silent Hill mode on.

I'm still alive cuz haint die yet

I honestly don't know, music n movies i guess and the fact that on a long enough time span i will be dead anyway
Can't say i enjoy being alive, i'm quite miserable i'm ill mentally and physically often get nausea and headaches as well

i have a headache atm actually

For two reasons:

To show my grandchildren how NOT to be a lazy fucking quitter

To live for the benefit of others, and in doing so, reap the reward of satisfaction that I get from helping people.

S....O....S.... help.... me

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The sewing healed meaning the person was alive during that time and then killed to keep the body alive. It has to be some experiment