Going to the bar with the boys later. Give me some pick up lines that will actually get me laid frens

Asking people on Cred Forums how to talk to girls is not a good idea user.

Why not

Want to bang?

Yeah it's not a good idea IT'S A GREAT IDEA!~

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"Hi, I'm user. Can I buy you a drink?" Then talk to her like a normal fucking person. Then ask her if she wants to grab some take out and get out of there.

Rolling for gib milkies

Here's a good one, it usually works quite well for me.
Hey girl, if you want to see your kids alive again you'll do what I say.

If she doesn't have kids then now you just look silly~

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Don't listen to this faggot

What you wana say is

Say: “you like fitness?”
She says “yeah”
Well how about fitness milking pump on your nipples while I put you in posture bondage and milk your fucking tits like a degraded hucow?
0% of the time, it works every time.

You just gotta be persistent

Say I'm sorry to bother, I really am. I've been trying to work up the courage all night and I hope you don't get upset. But may I please please please with sugar on top maybe rape you tonight. And that you want anal. Only approach women with large males that they are using to practice kissing until someone like you shows up.

I usually say:
"Do you wanna suck my dick for 100 bucks?"

If they say "yes" then I'll say, "well that's nice because I can use some cash"

I they say "I'm not a fucking whore" then I'll say "so that means you're doing it for free?"

Works every time.

>with the boys
Stop lying, none of us have any friends.
>actually get me laid
Do you honestly think anyone here could get laid?
Come the fuck on, m80.
But here, my best (and only) pickup line:
>hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?

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Hi I’m user. If we go back to my place, I could give you the old lickaroo.

op if you really can't think of anything but you want to at least try to talk to a woman you could always just
>hey, i thought you were really cute and i just wanted to say hi
then introduce yourself
>my name is user, what's yours
if she goes along with it and doesn't tell you to go away or look like she's not interested, just try
>i'm here with my friends tonight, i'm having a good time so far and i was looking for someone to talk to
or something like that. make some observational remarks
>i come here often/don't come here a lot, this bar has a really nice x
or
>i really like the music they're playing right now
or
>something about what's on the television (stay away from politics)
if she's still with it, she'll have answered one of your remarks with one of her own, from there you can start getting into deeper topics
she might say she likes the music too, or she like's x drink too or x drink better than y. from there you can keep talking about.
avoid asking questions unless and try to keep building on the subject with statements. if you do want to ask a question, pose it as a statement if you can (e.g. i've always wanted to know more about x)
don't worry if the conversation doesn't go very far, go talk to other women. if you end up talking to the same woman more than once, ask for her number. say something like
>we're leaving/i've got to go back to my friends, i enjoyed talking to you, can i get your number, etc.
idk, i'm not an expert, but this should at least get you a conversation or two without coming off like a sperg.
will use this at some point in my life. it's not something i'd open with, but it should get a good laugh once the ice has been broken.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of your poo pusher?

“Hi, I noticed your pussy lips through your jeans, and I was hoping we could fuck!”

Waste of time. Wow.

Ok I will actually help you OP. This one almost always works.
"What are your pronouns?"

Tl; dr

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tl;dr statements > questions

If you think your chances of getting laid are decided by a single ctrl-v line, you already have no chance at all lmfao