Why the FUCK do people live in the snow. Why.
Florida exists. Florida literally exists. And fucking idiots say oh hey I better go where it’s cold windy brutal sad and dark all the time. FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!! Tropical islands are literally called paradise. You can literally move there. And fucking retards move to fucking small towns in the cold and trap me here.
FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!
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Florida sucks lol, I would rather be in a cozy cabin in the silent snowfall by a fire than sweating my balls dry from sitting down
Florida is terrible; fucking cockroaches, humidity and that nasty crab grass
why would I want to live in Florida with a bunch of
Id rather be in a place thats snowy than a swamp that gets raped with hurricanes every couple years.
Snow is worse than hurricanes
all the subhumans go to florida for the"" "paradise""" weather and end up infesting it, nope
Everyone report this spammer he has made this thread thousands of times. He makes every black guy trapped by god thread. He always has the cell phone file names.
Florida exists and it sucks. Old people, widespread poverty, crazy idiots, swamp, humidity, bugs, etc. Fuck Florida.
I love my weather. Beautiful hot summers and nice beaches (Great Lakes) close by, a warm fall that lasts well into October before it gets really cold at night, a moderate spring, and a winter where it rarely goes much below 15-20 degrees Fahrenheit. Cold enough to enjoy some winter sports, but not so cold as to really be uncomfortable outside of the occasional cold-snap which only happens for at most a few days here and there in the dead of winter.
Also Florida is going to be underwater.
OP you're literally fucking retarded.
Houses are so much cheaper in colder climate.
this. fuck niggers and spics
snow is only slightly crap if you live in a cramped city and drive a car that sucks or rely on bike/public transport. and its usually nigger free since you guys hate it.
Yeah cause it’s garbage
They’re all better than you you’re just in your own group on this site. Losers and bottom of the barrel
Snow is cozy, you’re probably a Mexican
Everyone report this spammer he has made this thread thousands of times. He makes every black guy trapped by god thread. He always has the cell phone file names.
So homeless people like you can freeze.
Snow wont destroy my house, flood my basement, prevent me from working, or anything destructive to me. it's mildly inconvenient at most. Why would i buy a house in a shithole where my property could be destroyed by the weather?
imagine living in the absolute shit hole that is florida
>snow won’t destroy my home
Mold. Snowy climate cause mold. Snow and ice destroys roofing and paint.
I talked to someone from a cold as fuck state and their basement got flooded from shit weather.
Home insurance pays for hurricanes
Imagine being able to walk out on my porch all year long and being comfortable. Not with god
That's all cozy and shit but the reality is you need to get up at 6am, go out in the bitter cold with the cold wind blowing and chip the ice off your windows. Then you get to drive while shivering from the cold for a good 20 minutes until your heat works enough to warm up your car. Oh, and it takes you an extra hour to drive to work because of the slushy snow ( that is black and ugly by now) all over the streets. Lived in Chicago and summer is no relief either . High 90 degree weather with high humidity, constant swampass.
being comfortable in a state filled with crack heads and white trash? enjoy being underwater in 2 years regardless.
And cracked pipes, your car will rust out real fast due to the salt they put on roads, you get fatter in the winter because hibernation, means bitches are fatter.
*laughs in Russian*
Cyka blyat, pussy.
Dude fucking THIS. and that’s the good scenario. Imagine waiting out for a bus in this shit. 6 am. Go out in extreme cold. Start car. Wait 10 mins. Go clean it off. Get snow in boots. Uncomfortable all day. Snow and wind flies in your face. Have to drive all over with ice and shit (I get extreme cold and snow chicago is tropical compared to me). Your window is obstructed with ice all over. Run late every day because of warming car and driving in this garbage. People fucking rolling over cars on the highway. Need 30 clothes to walk outside. Vitamin d none. Cant grow a garden. Cant chill outside. Would rather chance it with a hurricane. My uncle has been on the Florida coast for 30 years. They had one scare that whole time.
It’s not going to be underwater you fucking moron not for hundreds of years if even then.
You’re just a pussy Florida is only shit in the poor areas.
based and blyatpilled
Plus the dry air. Dry skin. Dandruff. Sick. Itchy. Cracked lips. Bleeding. Stuffed nose. No fresh air. Can’t even open a window. Rain. Ice. Wind. Snow.
All of this is better than being heat stroke level hot ALL THE TIME. I’m all set with my balls sticking to my leg constantly. Florida has too much heat and has the opposite problems. At least you can put layers on. When you’re way too hot you’re fucked
some people just enjoy colder enviroments
Yeah you’re wrong. Heat barely bothers me. Even with 3 coats winter is still miserable. Heat only sucks if you’re walking for miles in broad daylight... which no one does. You can dip your feet in a pool and chill out man. Drink some cold water.
In the winter everyone says they hate this shit. People are just too stupid to leave their job and comfort of parents handing them shit
Go be a faggot elsewhere
Imagine living in fucking FLORIDA lol. No fucking thank you, what a shit hole.
poor building technices, aka every wooden house in uss, cause mold. totaly unknown anywhere else, in fact the cold weather in places that get snow makes the air dry and makes buildings last longer. you dont even need to paint them.
What about adobes in Florida and cali? Are those good? Is every house in Europe made of brick?
There’s a lot of old buildings in Europe that are made of brick iirc. All that history and shit that we don’t have in the US.
I think that’s his problem, actually
I only like the cool looking brown houses you see in California and south Florida idk what they’re called. I fucking hate wooden houses.
If it's so f****** great then why aren't my mango trees blooming?!?!?
Hurricane
I've been to Florida and it gets humid but so did Chicago all summer long. I actually live in AZ. There is a difference between dry heat and humid heat. But I look at it as in Chicago, you stay in the house all winter because it's cold. In the summer you stay in air conditioning because it's too hot and humid outside. In AZ , we stay inside all summer because it's hot. Spring, winter and fall are all good . And in the summer you can take a three hour car ride up north where it actually is cooler in the summer. I would love the beach in Florida.
Chickee huts, yes that's it chickee huts
This style house
Or these
Stucco? That shit is top tier garbage.
Snowy places are the only refuge left for white people. Brown people are taken all of the warm places away from us. It isn't that white people like the cold, it's just that we'll suffer through it to be with each other. :(
Ahh, McMansions
Omg you guys fucking hate everything that’s good
no only souther parts of europe and city blocks up north. all private houses here up north are wooden, but its a completely different way of building them than usa. the framework is almost identical but nothing else is and they stand throught snow and winter for 100 years. house i live in now is all wood buildt in 1891.
Only niggers take the bus.
You sound like a crybaby nigger who is to stupid to invest in some good boots, coat, gloves, and hat.
You go out in you stupid nigger nikes with you pants hanging down and do not understand why you are cold.
it's amusing that you think people would rather live in Florida than deal with the snow.
In case you didn't know - everyone in America knows that Florida is the scummiest place in the country.
lol kek fucking retard.
I will gladly choose deal with snow and ice storms rather than spend one day in Florida...the shit smear of America.
the thing is that your definition of "good" is our definition of garbage...because you are white trash. Florida = white trash retarded Trumpers.
Every goddamn window looks different. This style is is stupid and ugly, these houses look like they are cobbled together from leftovers
Every single person in the world wants to live somewhere warmer. Only like the whitest of the white like cold.
90% of the world likes the same stuff as me
>I fucking hate wooden houses
so then you hate real houses....
do you understand that there is wood underneath the stucco? so your beloved stucco house is actually wooden at the core...you fucking retarded middle schooler
It's not that white people like the cold, it's that it's the only way to get away from brown people.
mfw I moved to the UK and I miss snow
>Every single person in the world
>Only like the whitest of the white like cold
are you able to comprehend that you contradicted yourself?
you really don't have the brain power to be in this discussion. You should probably sit on the sideline with your inexperience
> implying real houses are built with wood
Never understood this about Murrica. Living in places where tornadoes are a thing and your houses are literally built from drywall and wood
How do you feel safe in these things?
>90% of the world likes the same stuff as me
makes up a bullshit statistic to try to make himself feel better.
you, friend, are a pathetic fucking retard.
>Florida exists
it's all about picking your poison
>snow
>earthquakes
>muslims
>niggers
>Floridaman
some people would just rather deal with snow than Floridaman
why would you wanna live in a hot place thats like fucking hell everyone and everything is either wet, sweaty, stinky or sticky. Existing just feels uncomfortable no matter what you do, even eating feels bad. Everything tastes like shit nothing is fun and dont even think about having sex. All this while you could have beautiful snow outside be comfortable under a blanket with some good warm food or a girl you could keep warm. Also good healthy nice temperatures to work or do sports
Florida man says Florida Is Full.
Nobody fucks with Florida Man.
He has an alligator in his backpack and isn’t afraid to use it.
There has never been a tornado anywhere near where I live.
You are letting your personal incredulity cloud your ability to think clearly. Just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean it isn't true.
Also, a strong tornado would rip down a house no matter what it is made out of. Brick isn't indestructible.
You need to learn a thing or two before attempting to tell others they are wrong.
Grow up, bud
It’s easier to see them coming.
HA I see what you did there.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prince.
the only reason OP thinks this is because they like it hot.
it's a case of someone having an opinion and then not being able to understand how ANYONE could have a different opinion.
It's called being a dumbass pathetic fool.
I hate the color of painted houses. Like how every house is a bright different mismatched color. Its just depressing. I like the neutral stucco clay colored shit.
Yeah but thats just poor people. If you get just any house in florida thats not beat down to shit or in some rural town or shitty run down neighborhood with barking dogs and metal fences your fine.
I live in an all white northern town. Every single person around me is poor, stealing, huffing duster, shooting up with needles, losing their kids to CPS, violent, fighting, angry, rude. It’s just poor people dude. North south east west white Muslim black. It’s poor people.
Theyre just retarded. Every single person here just reads shit on the internet and they all just agree on the same thing whether or not its right. They all just parrot each other. They’re literally retarded. They’re at least mildly retarded.
Sorry you are to weak to handle alittle cold op...... You probably can't drive in snow either it's ok though we all still hate you
The coolest thing about Florida Man is
>nobody knows his true identity!!
I live in way northern new york. I can see Vermont and Canada on a nice clear night on the hill outside my house and let me fucking tell you:
Very little minorities.
I have amish for neighbors on one side and some middle aged white folks on the other, both of which are 5 minute walk away
both small towns that are like 10 and 15 minute drive away are 99% white
and the "big city" nearby is like 90% white and those 10% blacks/mexicans/canadians are not that fucking bad
One fucking town like 30 minutes away had to disband its police force because of how little crime there is and all they really need is a state officer patroller or two
Fuck your heat
Heat is a magnet for shit like that
Hawaii is only still a paradise because of cost of living/its surrounded by a bigass moat
also arnt most cop shows based in the southern states?
Apparently you haven't seen Chicago
Weak to handle cold? It’s fucking miserable. You’re the fucking pussies complaining about sweating when it’s get hot.
> You are letting your personal incredulity cloud your ability to think clearly.
>You need to learn a thing or two before attempting to tell others they are wrong.
You sure you replied to the correct message? I didn't tell anyone anything.
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Nah your wrong there guy heat is easy it's the cold that's hard yet all it takes is a jacket who would've guessed that one though
>My uncle has been on the Florida coast for 30 years. They had one scare that whole time.
No. They get nailed every few years. Florida is a big state, and it hits the Keys, or the panhandle, or the gulf coast, or the Atlantic. He just didn't get hit. The one I remember most, fifteen years ago was Hurricane Charlie, I think. It completely flattened hundreds of square miles, and was one of the biggest natural disasters the US has ever seen. 13 billion in damage, in 2004 dollars.
There is no big city near Vermont.. wtf are you talking about Plattsburgh? And you can get a house in Florida for 50k
Dude just learn to suck less at winter. It's not that fucking hard. Even if your car doesn't have command start it takes 30 seconds to walk out and start it. Some mornings I don't even bother to put a fucking shirt on. Colder than -10 is easy cuz it's dry. Avoiding snow in boots is easy if you aren't an idiot. Driving is easy if you aren't an idiot. You don't need layers of close if you aren't an idiot.
That’s still better than snow hitting every 6 months dude.
>hurricane warning
>go to another state for a month
There.
Florida user here.
Fuck off we're full.
Says the guy who probably reads about the great nonexistent successes of Trump and roots for another 4 years of antiintellectual leadership.
Florida is about one foot above sea level. Every time it rains, water comes up through the manholes. Its basically underwater now, often.
I JUST WANNA LEAVE THIS SHIT IS NOT FOR ME
Why would I not want to live some place where I’m comfortable for 9 months. Why would I want to be miserable for 9 months.
>50k
>florida
no fucking thank you
its probably some rundown fuck with crackhead neighbors and the house came with a baby shaped stain on the floor and an armed guard landlord/realestate agent
Ion even know what that means
Don’t care
That pretty much sums it up I mean shit last year we had some -60 weather here where I live with wind coming straight off The lake shit was still easy to deal with I just added a face mask to my normal work wear
Yeah, I hate Florida. Never did nothing nohow for me.
>snow
>bad
how the fuck is shoveling snow a few times a year worse than packing up your entire life and moving into another fucking state easier?
>little bit of snow
grab a shovel and a broom ya cunt, exercise is good
>a lot of snow
snowblowers are like 200-400usd and lasts for years
what kind afucking nomad tier lifestyle is there currently still a thing where you can just packup and go because of weather?
> Don’t care
That about sums this up. What's the point of starting this thread then? goddamn retards
Idk man I make money off my phone and shit. If I was anyone else I would just pack up when there’s a hurricane warning and use my money to rent a sublet until it’s done.
How is that hard.
Because hot places are always crammed full of dumb assholes. Florida fucking sucks giant dicks.
Are people so fragile that they can't put on a jacket?
Theres a lot of brick and stone in the US. Seriously. But the wooden structures, especially the old ones, are because we had an entire country of lumber. They cut the trees and made houses out of them. We used to have these pines here where I live that were squat, but really thick. The trunks were the size of a Cadillac, and they were everywhere. When I was a kid, me and my buddies used to sit under one in the soft needles (they were long soft needles, not picky ones) in the pouring rain, and not get a bit wet. That tree was probably 500 years old.
>Living in places where tornadoes are a thing and your houses are literally built from drywall and wood
you are claiming that tornados are a thing no matter where you are in America. That's incorrect. That is what I was referring to.
Additionally, there are weather events in other parts of the world as well as in America (other than tornados) which could destroy a house.
C'mon, man
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To the north country
With the cold wind in my eyes
I'll be there by sunset
Before the first snow flies
Rustlin' leaves Are on the ground
This crazy feeling headin' round
I'll remember now and then
But don't ask when
I'll be back again
>If you get just any house in florida thats not beat down to shit or in some rural town or shitty run down neighborhood with barking dogs and metal fences your fine.
In florida, the houses are either trashed in a shit neighborhood, or a $500k house that's worth about 200k here.
insects
swamps full of crocodiles
humidity
brown people
I'll take my arid mountain desert, clean polite white folk, and the best powder on the planet, thank you very much
Don't come to Florida. Enough fuckers here already
I see a ton of nice houses for under 100k. I just want a tiny chill ass one story house. All I want to do is sleep get high and fuck sluts
Dude. People have jobs. Their hurricane season is from June to October. If you leave every time a hurricane starts to form, you'd be leaving every week. Then it becomes a panic, gas runs out, motels are booked all the way to the Carolinas, and the highways are packed. And if you DO get hit, the power can be out for weeks, even if your house is fine. You obviously have zero experience living there.
Dude look at this. Fuck fucking god. It would all be so easy. Fuck god.
>baby shaped stain on the floor
Kek
As the realtors say, "location location location". Its probably in a shit neighborhood. You shoud see the yards around some of these places. Use google streets when you find an address. The fences are all rusty and everyone has a boat parked in the front yard, and a junk yard dog barking non-stop in the back. Florida didn't get its fucked up reputation from nowhere.
One thing...
Florida isn't hot
It's saturated. The air is saturated. The dew point hits rainforest levels.
You can be in the shade with 10 fans blowing up your asshole and you will hate it.
Insects.
I fucking love winter.
Yeah but all of these are automatically better than where I live now and I don’t care if it’s a shit neighborhood
still trying to figure out why you haven't been range banned but i got banned for 2 weeks for "illegal discussion" with no explanation and when i politely asked what i did wrong i got ignored and denied. fuck your mother.
Florida is to hot a couple months out of the year but I like the rain and califiornia is too expensive
Plus I’m thin
Keep it. I’d pay an extra 30,000
lol houses cost nothing there because no one wants to live there!
why do you think they give you a tax rebate for moving to Florida....lol
There's tornadoes anywhere east of the Rockies. If you're not in the mountains, there are tornadoes.
One can rip just your fucking house - not your neighbors - to shreds and it won't be recorded. There are tends of thousands of storms every year that don't get booked. They don't want scare people - keeps housing flowing. Once a person gets the scare of their life they move to fucked Cali or strip in Vegas or cut themselves in Washington.
Dude I wanna live there. 80 in the winter. Close to the city. Hour from the beach. Y’all cold fuckers can suck my dick
If it wasnt for god I could get one of those houses right fucking now. FUCK god
I looove.
Floridafag here.
It was cloudy today and still 90 degrees freedomheight lol.
Costa Rica weather is nicer. Pic related.
Wait how the fuck do they do that in a t shirt. I need a coat at 60
>Need 30 clothes to walk outside
lol you need to try again, bud.
you are failing at everything...especially logic
Yeah I heard some cities in South America are called the cities of eternal spring because it’s nice all year but what can we do. California is expensive and polluted as fuck and Florida is hot and a little shitty. At least it’s not the north dude.
you can move from your parent's basement you incel
Thats a trailer, stupid. Its in a gated retirement community for 55+ people. And it says theres no HOA fees, but thats a lie, because those gated communities are usually $200 a month, they have a community pool house and all that shit. Whoever listed that house is a fucking dunce. If that house was in a real hurricane, it would stand for about thirty seconds.
Florida has thick air, gaters (wild animals that commonly kill) and have you seen the news?
I live where we have seasons, sure its cold some times so don’t be a pussy or go to Florida. Either is fine.
How the fuck? My house goes up in value that much per year, along with my property tax.
Yeah you're exactly right.
I'm staying in Florida because my dad paid for the house and I inherit it.
That’s in 10 minutes of searching dude. If I was serious about searching i could not find something not shitty. How do I avoid hoa? Property tax is enough
You can't get the loan. You don't have a job.
it's hard work shoveling snow, so they get very hot. plus, it might not be that cold out...you can't tell the temp with just a picture.
You needing a shirt to go outside in 60 just means you are a pussy ass bitch.
This is what people who live in snowy areas think about everyone who live in warm areas. Y'all are pussies.
Californians crying about RAIN. OMG it's raining!
People in the Carolinas and Georgia having no idea how to deal with a half an inch of snow...and crashing their cars because of it.
Retarded pussies. It's just a little bit of snow. Stop being so scared and sucking at life so much.
A loan? I’m paying with cash lol
Use the US$30 000 to build a greenhouse to grow oranges.
Bob Duncan: growing oranges in Canada
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>If you're not in the mountains, there are tornadoes.
ok, bud. You're confused and wrong, but I'm not going to argue with you because you clearly don't understand.
There has never been a tornado in my area which was strong enough to rip down a house. That is a fact. Doesn't matter if you agree or not, it's still true, dumbo
nah, 90 degrees in the shade isn't hot.
kek
No
If you already live in paradise, why you so mad
When you find a solid structure, it'll be over a hundred, easy. Any "community" will have HOA's. That pays for people to cut the grass, and the guy who is employed to sit in the guard shack. To avoid it, you just have to find a place that is like any regular house, on a street, with an address. Just not in a "community".
They’re morons. They just knock down anyone’s fun and sit inside all day in the dark with long hair listening to metal
So you can ski. Plus it keeps undesirables away.
Idk bro I looked around before and I found some 1 story houses for 40-70k
No you're not. You don't have a hundred large in cash. If you want to be taken seriously, stop larping.
Northern Ontario.
Ontario is bigger than Texas, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana put together but with a little over half Florida's population, and most of them live in the Golden Horseshoe.
In terms of solar energy, Ontario likely gets more than Florida.
He’s right. Canada is nothing but small cities and abondoned shit holes. It’s all just giant fucking plots of land with tiny ass unpopulated towns
Physical work keeps you pretty warm. Plus the sun makes a huge difference. -15 blue bird and -15 overcast are very different things. Plus humidity and wind make the biggest difference. A wet, windy day at -1 feels colder than a calm, sunny -10.
And I'm telling you, exclude the trailers and double wides because they'll blow away. Anything manufactured is a no-go. When you start finding houses made of block, or even stick-built, those 50ish houses will be shit piles.
Yeah where I live now I’ve had times like that but only when the snow was melting and it was 50. Never in giant fucking snow mountains like that.
Either way dude a trailer is infinitely better than this. I don’t want a gated community or anything like that. I’ll take a trailer I just wanna pay it off as fast as possible and just sleep and get high all day.
Fuck off we're full you goddamn carpetbaggers
also dark clothes and there might not be much of a wind.
Bro I’m just getting a cheap house and gonna lay around all day sleeping chill
No playing in the snow as a child?
No snowball no sled no ski no snow board?
Deprived depraved.
I did all that shit but when I actually grew up and drove cars and needed to do shit and wanted to just get high and chill I haven’t enjoyed it at all
You stay inside and rock 'n' Roll.
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Toronto's the 4th most populated city in North America.
your experience may differ
I have worked outdoors on a mountain at a ski area
loved it
>florida
why would i want to be surrounded by trump voting rednecks?
>Either way dude a trailer is infinitely better than this..
Heres my advice. Instead of South Florida, go to the panhandle. A few miles inland, outside of a small city like Pensacola. The further from beach, the cheaper it is. Its not a party town, and theres a lot more sensible places to look at. To own a car and a house, you need around $1500 a month for bills and utilities and car insurance and cable, all that shit. Find that job, buy a house thats outside of town, and chill. If you can't make $500 a week, you have no business trying to buy a house, because you'll just lose it anyway.
I like it.
Yeah toronto is big but look at the rest of Canada. It’s all like 50k population cities spread out hours apart with one highway and like 300 small towns with 3 or 4 blocks
I just cant stand the cold even in 65 degrees I’m freezing. In winter I have to stay next to my space heater and use a vaporizer 24/7. I feel like shit if my room isn’t like 75 and humid as fuck
how many times can zoomer OP literally and fucking?
That’s the thing I specifically want to live in south Florida. I would easily just work my ass off for that save up pay off that shit as fast as I can and chill out there. I wanna be close to west palm and miami and its the warmest part of Florida. I just wish they would legalize fucking weed. I want weed plants in my backyard and banana trees and pineapples and shut growing. And yes watermelons too.
Well then, it's gonna be a lot more expensive.
>Yeah toronto is big but look at the rest of Canada. It’s all like 50k population cities spread out hours apart with one highway and like 300 small towns with 3 or 4 blocks
Somewhat true, though Vancouver and Montreal are both over 1 million and Calgary, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are over 500 000.
I wonder what the prices are in some of the less populated Northern states.
Have you seen the bugs and shit they got there? Pass.
Roaches can't survive the Canadian cold.
>I wonder what the prices are in some of the less populated Northern states.
US states? It varies greatly. You could get a cabin on a couple acres, with a woodburner, a few miles outside of some bullshit town for about $50k. Or, obviously a whole lot more. But if you're going ultra cheap, something in Minnesota or Michigan can be found that isn't a junk pile. Then you come across these big fuckers in Idaho or Montana looking right at the rockies, and they're a million bucks. But the views look like you're tripping balls.
Yeah I know but I swear I saw some houses that were cheap. They were just far from the ocean and probably a little Cuban or something
Well when I looked on google maps the cities all looked small as fuck but they still had concerts and shit
I live in super fucking rural upstate ny and my neighbors have a 2 story house with a big garage and I think 4 or 5 bedrooms for 750/mo
Is rather just pay money to bug proof my house and keep my shit clean then live in a place that’s fucking cold all year long. Plus if you’re near the city you won’t see them as much
My friend went to DR to get away from the cold and he told me he had fucking tarantulas coming in his room
i like the fact that we dont have animals, or bugs, or plants that are fatally dangerous...
None of that is even close to the city. You have to live rural
i do live rural, on 90 hectares , nearest small is a nearly 3 hour drive
also read about the tornados, im 33 and never seen one, or had one within about 500 kms from my house, we dont have earthquakes, floods never happen because i live on a hill near the ocean... i guess a tidal wave could be possible, but one hasnt happened within 1000 kms in something like 100 years
Yeah but no one smart does
US$750 ≈ Cd$1000 (I think)—about the cost of a one-bedroom in Toronto—not bad. :)
yeah the smart ones are in the rat and nigger infested cities
my mortgage is $480 a month, last city i was in had a population of 500k and i paid $1400 for rent
90 hectares ≈ 220 acres—good size.
I was born in Wisconsin and you're correct. Snow is aids and makes everything harder and horrible. idk why people settled here
it's very beautiful in the summer if you don't mind mosquitoes and ticks
I'd rather be sad man than florida man
we get about 170 inches a year ffs
Heat depresses me severely. When summer comes in LA I can barely do anything. Even during the winter I open my windows because I want my room to be colder.
>Florida
You couldn't pay me enough to live in that Shithole. Half of the state will be underwater by 2050.
Smart people have more money and higher quality or living. Suicide rates are twice as high in rural areas.
ive lived in a city, quality of life was shit, i dont even bother locking my front door, keys are always in the truck
The cold keeps the riff raff away.
When the outside will try to kill you for 6 months of the year, you kind of need to have your shit together.
You make this thread every single day because you get zero attention in real life you social reject loser
The heat kinda sucks but its better to be hot as fuck and then cool off vs hot and humid as fuck and then freezing fucking cold for 9 months straight
At least humidity is healthy. There is nothing worse than dandruff, bleeding lips, sore throat, cold as fuck, shivering
Because snow is an effective nig repellant
I'd literally rather have a sore throat for 9 months then live in LA heat for 6 months
I believe you did. But lets rewind for a minute, trailers are out, HOAs are out. You're probably gonna get a rat hole in a terrible neighborhood. Just know that. Drive the neighborhood in Google street view, to get an idea. South FL was so flushed with coke money in the 80s, property is just naturally expensive. So, if it's nice, it's gonna cost ya. You're trying to do something at 18(?) that most people who work all their lives try to do in retirement. So anything worth a damn is gonna be expensive. Pretend if you were selling it, you'd ask a fortune, unless it was impossible to get that ripe sale price. People don't give away property. So, go as far from the beach as possible that would still make you happy, and work towards the beach. You'll get nothing in walking distance, thats for sure.
One of the options down there is a little cheap trailer in the keys. Some of those small keys are cool, they just aren't wild. You have to drive to get everything, but you're close to the water. It'll eventually get blown down, but fuck it. You always trade one thing for another in these cheap house situations. So, if a little trailer in the keys, but away from the party, or close to the party, but a shithole.
Yeah but literally everything is better than where i live now. My parents roof leaks when it rains. It’s cold as fuck all winter. Winter lasts for 8 months. It’s always fucking cold outside. My parents house is a mess. My parents dont even have a proper shower. I have a rusty bathtub and the wood around gets wet and moldy. My parents cant even afford carpets my parents have fucking ripped up rags my dad got out of a dumpster as “carpets” i never even got to visit florida or do anything nice because my parents are such poor retards.
2 hours from a mall. 5 hours from a concert. 7 hours from a city/beach. My mom has a retarded cat that shits and pukes every day and i just wake up to dried cat shit on my ripped up rag carpet with the downstairs freezing cold. I have to lock myself in my room with my space heater for 9 months. My house has gross shit all over it. My parents get non stop fucking mail and bills so theres just fucking piles of bills in every corner of the house. My parents dont have a proper floor. My parents dont have a proper roof. We keep the washing machine in the basement and the basement is just gross dark stone shit with no heat so its like dark and gross down there and its 40 degrees. Every time i have to do laundry i have to go down to a 40 degree dungeon. My parents have fucking mice running around our house and shit and its fucking disgusting. It took my dad 20 years to finally buy new stairs because they were so old my dad thought he was gonna fall through them because hes 800 pounds.
Theres not a single fucking person in my town. Not a single fucking girl. The only other person in my town just yells all day and has literal autism and is always angry an ass hole and just plays with legos all day.
Every single one of my neighbors has a loud barking dog and they neglect them LITERALLY 24 hours a day. Dogs in my backyard, dogs next to my window. I cant sleep. I cant go out in my own yard. EVER. There is literally always fucking a dog there. My parents
My windows have cracks in them and they dont even open or close. My windows are 300 year old and made of wood covered in chipping lead paint. I have to properly set my space heater every night before i go to sleep or i wake up freezing cold. I’m 100% sure my house has black mold and i always feel like garbage and sick and tired. My parents are home literally 24/7 and literally always right next to me. I grew up starving and shit. My parents once never had 200 dollars in their bank account.
The colder it gets, the more you put on; the hotter it gets, you go naked and then what.
toques, parkas, good goves, and insulation socks keep you warm. Indoors, you have heating.
When big dogs bark incessantly at me, I engage them in star fights.
stare fights that is.
Yeah i have an air conditioner too and its 100x better.
I can step out on my porch and grab some fresh air and sunlight. I can just walk to my car and turn the AC on. At night its perfectly cooled off and i can open up the windows. I can sit outside at night and hear the crickets chirp and feel the fresh air. I can just walk outside in my sandals and shorts.
I will never NEVER fucking like winter. NEVER
You know who lives in tropical places? That's right niggers. It is easy to live there so hence that is where low iq people reside
Yeah that doesn’t work the dogs are just as stupid as the people here. I tried poisoning them before didnt work. Tried throwing shit at them. I started calling animal control but i doubt itll work.
I fucking HATE those redneck retards. Every single time i go outside in my own yard i have the same fucking 2 dogs staring at me fucking barking for hours straight. And then at night they finally let them in those retards just sit outside
Every time i go outside at night my neighbors are just sitting in the pitch black fucking yelling, talking, walking around. They just stand in the fucking pitch black yelling and talking for 3 hours straight every night
They have fucking horses in their fucking back yard. Every time i try to sleep in a tent i just hear their stupid force horse. Thump....thump...thump...thump...NAAAAAAAAAAY thump...thump...
I have a fucking cow barn next to my house and they store cows there all fucking day. I just hear fucking cows screaming bloody murder from my yard all day long and i feel depressed as fuck hearing those cows and knowing theyre being slaughtered by rednecks and shit. I fucking have non stop farm animal noises my shit. My fucking retard neighbors had a fucking rooster and it would fucking wake me up at 5 am every single fucking day. Some fucking RETARD redneck next door rides his fucking four wheeler outside my window back and forth for fucking hours every single day
I fucking hate god. I fucking hate my parents. I fucking hate my parents. I fucking hate my parents. I fucking HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PARENTS
I just wanna fucking move to florida. Block their fucking number. Forget they ever exist. Never talk to them again. Never see them again. Just tell them fuck off and block their number and never tell them where i live and just block them as far out of my shitty life as i can. I fucking HATE my parents.
Stupid fucking horse*
>Yeah i have an air conditioner too and its 100x better.
To be fair, it's probably more environmental, though that might change.
>I can step out on my porch and grab some fresh air and sunlight.
You're describing 8 months of Toronto, though even a few winter days are mild.
>I can just walk to my car and turn the AC on.
You must have a good battery or an engine running.
>At night its perfectly cooled off and i can open up the windows.
Are we talking hot summer nights in the interior?
>I can sit outside at night and hear the crickets chirp and feel the fresh air.
A few months in Toronto. We occassionally get fireflies. No roaches or fire ants, though.
>I can just walk outside in my sandals and shorts.
I suppose it depends on one's tolerance. Sandals provide some insulation from the ground.
>I will never NEVER fucking like winter. NEVER
You get winter, just a much milder one. We get summer, just a more milder one.
Whatever, bigot.
Toronto is windy as fuck.
I mean I can just start my car and turn on ac. Don’t have to shovel fucking 8 feet of snow and scrape ice and shit.
Everything is cool at night for me
Toronto is colder than where I live cause it’s windy. Wind makes cold 200x worse
STFU nigger. You don't know shit about building towns.
>Yeah that doesn’t work the dogs are just as stupid as the people here.
It should work best on stupid dogs.
>I tried poisoning them before didnt work.
What do they use on wolves?
>Tried throwing shit at them.
All that does is get your hands dirty.
>I started calling animal control but i doubt itll work.
You need to record it and then ask them if there are alternatives to you killing the dogs to preserve your peace.
>I fucking HATE those redneck retards.
Not too many of them in Toronto.
>Every single time i go outside in my own yard i have the same fucking 2 dogs staring at me fucking barking for hours straight.
also amonia might work.
>And then at night they finally let them in those retards just sit outside
all the better to access them.
>Every time i go outside at night my neighbors are just sitting in the pitch black fucking yelling, talking, walking around. They just stand in the fucking pitch black yelling and talking for 3 hours straight every night
perfect for YouTube videos.
>They have fucking horses in their fucking back yard.
so you live in the country.
>Every time i try to sleep in a tent i just hear their stupid force horse.
You sleep in a tent?
>Thump....thump...thump...thump...NAAAAAAAAAAY thump...thump...
don't they sleep?
>I have a fucking cow barn next to my house and they store cows there all fucking day.
Is that legal?
I just hear fucking cows screaming bloody murder from my yard all day long and i feel depressed as fuck hearing those cows and knowing theyre being slaughtered by rednecks and shit.
>ASPCA
>My fucking retard neighbors had a fucking rooster and it would fucking wake me up at 5 am every single fucking day.
Are they breeding chickens?
>Some fucking RETARD redneck next door rides his fucking four wheeler outside my window back and forth for fucking hours every single day
tearing up his lawn, I suppose.
>I fucking hate god.
He might be indifferent to your hate.
>I fucking hate my parents. I fucking hate my parents. I fucking hate my parents. I fucking HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PARENTS
Why?
>I just wanna fucking move to florida.
Then move: millions have.
>Block their fucking number.
easy.
>Toronto is windy as fuck.
We don't get the hurricaines many Floridians apparantly tolerate. Also, it's less windy in wooded areas. Where there are no trees or few, the wind is worse.
>I mean I can just start my car and turn on ac.
That's what I thought. Car engines power both AC and heaters: you're cool in the heat, I'm warm in the cold.
>Don’t have to shovel fucking 8 feet of snow and scrape ice and shit.
I doubt we get 8 feet all winter. Shovelling snow is like mowing a lawn: you can use motorized plow or a hand plow; hand plows are likely easier than reel mowers.
>and scrape ice and shit.
Those who don't clear their snow might have to deal with ice: not really my problem.
>Everything is cool at night for me
How far are you from the coast, and which one: Altantic or Gulf?
>Wind makes cold 200x worse
If you're exposed, yes. If not, it's worse, but not much worse.
weather.gc.ca
Observed at:
Toronto Pearson Int'l Airport
Date:
8:00 PM EST Wednesday 19 February 2020
-5°C (41°F)
Wind:
WSW 15 km/h (less than 9.5 mph)
Sun
23 Feb
A mix of sun and cloud
6°C (42.8°F)
Nah i live in the freezing fucking cold sesspit in the most god forsaken shit hole on the face of the earth. I just want to move to florida i fucking hate the cold.
My life is 1000x better in the summer and its hell in the winter. Although summer is pretty fucking annoying for me because the sun perfectly beats on my fucking window all day. It makes my room hot as fuck, it makes my eyes hurt because i get migraines, it fucking sucks, i can smell my window and shit burning. The sun literally shines directly on my window for 8 hours. From 11 am until 7 pm and the burning smell makes me kinda sick.
I just wish it was hot for 5-6 months and then it cooled down to like 60 or 70 degrees
Warm places contain niggers.
I can relax because I'm surrounded with safe WHITE snow.
Sounds like weak manlet talk.
In black
>Live in Florida
>Get hit by hurricanes every....single.....year.
Imagine being this much of a pussy
Then do me a favor and hang yourself snow monkey
fuckin pussies can't stand a little cold
I prefer the cold
Yeah, so you've said. Parents. Bathtub. Carpets. Money. Shit house. That would enrage any kid. You can't pick the hand you're dealt. But instead of allowing to make you crazy, learn from it. Thats why you shouldn't look at florida as a utopia. Problems are problems wherever you go. Dogs, kids, asshole neighbors. I have them too. Most people do. Don't escape from it and move into another psychotic nightmare. Plan carefully, and be smart about it. Sometimes you have to leapfrog this shit like frogs on a lily pad. Hop from one to the next, until you get where you want.
I've looked at shit like this for years, decades. Boats, cabins, motorhomes. They all have their problems. None of it is cheap. I've known kids that ran away permanently, broke out in the spring and hitched to Florida, and slept on the beach until they got their bearings. But it didn't work out, and they end up getting rolled by the homeless, put in jail, teeth busted out, you name it. It great until it turns bad. Thats how people become homeless.
Get a van and start boondocking. Limp that fucker to FL, and get a job bussing tables or working in a gas station, or whatever. Find a place with a door that locks, cheap as possible, and start to hone in on comfy looking spots. You'll find one eventually. But sleeping all day and smoking pot is not gonna be the end game, you'll have to work some game to keep it safe and legit. Thats all I got.
Because my occasionally snowy country has one of the highest standards of living in the world.
My uncle is 50 and lived in the same house for 30 years.
It’s not a utopia but I just want to be fuckinf warm. I want to be near Miami and have a house paid off and grow weed and lay around all day sleeping.
That IS my utopia fool. Stop fucking with it.
No the fuck it doesn’t. Humans are tropical creatures. You need palm trees and the ocean.
Seriously? again?
If you want your dreams to come true, you have to take concrete steps to make it happen. Bitching won't do it. You can sit around yelling and being hostile until you're as old as your parents and in equally fucked situation, while dreaming about your genius plans that never become reality, or you can take some reasonable action like getting the fuck out of there into a nearby city that has a community college, and dorm there for a year while you work and save for the van that will eventually take you to Florida, and so on and so forth.
>You need palm trees and the ocean.
You do. He doesn't.
No i already have money saved up. I want to keep saving money and get a cheap but non totally shit house in south florida and invest my money in something until it at least gives me 10k a year or something to pay my taxes with so i can just lay down and sleep all day and smoke weed.
But this way ill be warm and around chicks and no parents. And no leaking roof.
Humans are tropical creatures. When we tried to settle in cold areas we died miserable deaths over and over again until someone finally stuck and then these god damn morons set up shop in THE COLD. After all that.
Florida exists. Florida fucking exists. And they do that. In the tropics all you need to do is pick bananas from a tree and then when you get hot just fucking dip your feet in the ocean.
FUCK snow
Plus i lost my entire life here. I am so fucking miserable i lost my entire life here.
Just out of curiosity, how do you have money saved up when your parents don't have two nickles? And how much have you saved? Be honest.
I know how weather works.
Literally everyone knows florida is a shithole.
Its his dream to live in a tropical crime-infested shithole with 160 mph winds throwing bomb force debris straight through his body. Facts are irrelevant here.
I can't fucking wait to move outta Florida it's miserable I'm moving to Montana or Wyoming
Fuck I wanna move to Cali but it’s too expensive. I hate wind.
I enjoy snowboarding and there’s typically far fewer blacks in snowy states. Win-win
Cali taxes the shit out of its citizens. Floridas taxes are actually pretty reasonable. I have two major points in my relocation concerns. Taxes and natural disasters. Cali taxes are fucked, and the state burns to the ground about every three weeks. Florida is gonna sink into the waves and become a scuba diving habitat. Storms are getting progressively stronger, and the water has no place to drain. Its real, so laugh all you want, but I would not be moving to a place that is projected to be a mass exodus in the near future. Within your lifetime for sure. Thats why I settled on Vegas. Fun, legal weed, and no disasters except heat. No hurricanes, no wildfires, no floods, no snowstorms. Low taxes. Lots of pussy. Cheap houses. Ta-da!
How bout them toilet snakes bro
I heard tell that there are roving gangs of Boomers down in FL that beat the fuck out of Zoomers and other young people under 30. So count me out, I'm staying up here in Fargo.
i've always lived in cold places because of allergies. basically i don't work as a human in hot and humid places
Thats a thing. Frogs and lizards, too. When my Unc lived there for the winters, he would come north for the summer to avoid hurricane season. Part of prepping his house for being away was to put saran wrap over the toilets so snakes and frogs wouldn't come up and infest the house.
The youngest boomers are nearing 60. Any beta faggot could kick the shit out of one with enough motivation.
Some people want to earn more than minimum wage...
I'd rather be chillin' out in my house drinking a nice cup of hot cocoa and balls deep in my homie's asshole instead of sweating my balls off like it were butter.
Australia here
I saw snow once in europe.
I didn't like it. you guys can keep it.
Upper peninsula of michigan is far away from normies
I live in Texas and frequently talk to people who moved here from Cali. They overwhelmingly cite the cost of housing as their reason for moving.
>beta faggot
>motivation.
Pick one.
This autist thread. Right, people are CHOOSING misery? They have to live where their job is until they can or want to move to a “better place”.
There was a beggar thread in here a couple months ago, this cunt was grubbing for money because her rent was $2000 a month for a completely normal 3 bed house she was sharing with two friends and her mother. I forget the town she mentioned, but I looked at some rental ads and it was pretty crazy for everything listed. I could get that here for half.
Snow isn't that bad. The cold has been known to keep niggers away.
Sounds like you are a nigger. I once worked with this one nigger who would wear a coat inside our shitty AC trucks in the middle of summer. Niggers are used to the heat.
Park your car in your garage. Keeps the ice from forming and keeps the car warmer.
Why not just leave for work earlier? Stop waiting till the last minute to leave for work. Go to sleep earlier and not be up all night fucking around.
Ever notice the places with year round warmer climates are shittier areas?
Lived in California my whole life. It isn't expensive throughout the entire state.
Here things are reasonable and there is plenty of work.
Sure we get snow and it does get cold but it really is not that bad.
Always have to remember. You can bundle up when it's cold but you can't walk to the store naked.
Also the largest concentration of blacks is in the prison.
To the people who unironically believe this: leave. Do us all a favor and take your shit back to Florida/Texas/California. We don’t want you here.
Can you please not lump all Californians together. I hate those socal pussies.
False
No matter how white the land is, a nigger stays as dark as his heart
Source: Living in Detroit
pussy
nut up and live the viking life
Cost of living ranked by state goes
1) Hawaii
2) Wash DC
3) Cali
You're just used to getting vampired.
