>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>A chink, a nigger and a spic get hired to build a log cabin. >The boss arrives and says "OK chink go get some supplies. nigger go get some food. spic go get some water. >The nigger and the spic return with food and water. >One hour passes and the boss says "Where is the chink?" >Chink jumps out from behind a tree and shouts "SUPPLIES"
David Lewis
You want to read something amusing? Google 2012portal
Kill yourself. You are a cancer. Incapable of finding any joy in your miserable life, you can only find solace in spoiling everyone else's fun. Just end your suffering already and kill yourself
Matthew Sanders
Absolute legend keep it up this is the best/ffunniest thing on Cred Forums since 2003
Brandon James
Triple digit.
Lucas Wilson
My cheeks hurt i can'tt stop laughing !
Ryan Cox
Just ignore him. He is craving for attention so hard that he is doing this all day
Kevin Wood
Kek, you sound just like the incels I used to fuck with when I was in school.
Josiah Diaz
PUT IT IN THE HOT JUICE, BITCH
John Hall
when there is nothing else left to steal
Logan Cook
Yeah, because browsing Cred Forums is quite the alpha move huh
Ian Fisher
nice (almost) Tripps!
Christian Thompson
T-That's b-beautiful user. Not what I expected at all
Camden Wright
>ffunniest >ff Good job...
Dominic Brooks
Fucking lost
Nathan Price
No wonder we fired our slaves damn
Charles Russell
best timeline?
Andrew Perez
What a fucking newfag attempt at being a baitposter >(You)
Henry Roberts
Fuck e-girls
Brayden Mitchell
She's legal in Sweden you absolute degenerate.
Carter Harris
Especially if the robber is negro the clerk probably caught hell for unloading on him even though in the moment he has no way of knowing if the robber hunched on the floor is kill or is about to return fire so he did the right thing to keep shooting.
Gabriel Bennett
brownpeoplewhothinktheyrefunny.jpeg
Ayden Cooper
AYYYY OHHH AYY OHHH
Henry Cox
Fuck man, that's fatherhood. Hard as fuck
Jonathan Moore
LAWL! nice trips 2
Ryan Flores
"either you go out on a date with me, or i eat you here and now"
Asher Jackson
Did the black guy toss an empty holster at the clerk before readying his own gun?
Zachary Garcia
gamers are also demonised it's not right Gamers will rise up March 2020
Connor Butler
Damn fine shooting posture on that clerk
Cameron Robinson
>HE WAS A GOOD BOY! >He was just playin is all! >He weren't gonna shoot da man! He was just foolin wit dat gun!
Grayson Powell
Probably a bag of some sort for the cash
David Nelson
When you pull attack someone with a gun without provocation you are basically forfeiting your right to breathe oxygen.
Also, there is zero guarantee that these fine young black gentlemen wont murder or torture anyone after they have their money. They like the feeling of power that a gun gives them.
(A gun is a device that has never been designed by black hands)
Elijah Foster
Holy shit, I actually genuinely laughed really hard at that. Thank you, user.
Lincoln Ortiz
How he runs passed nig
Thomas Rivera
>HE WUZ JUST GITTIN HIS LIFE TOGETHER
David Kelly
He was an underprivileged african american youth who was an outstanding basketball player. He enjoyed rapping and making his own beats, a true cornerstone of his community. He was actually just about to give up armed robbery and enroll in medical school, complete his residency at johns hopkins and then persue a Ph.D. in physics while growing a family doctors office from a small practice into a 20+ provider and then get accepted into an ultra competitive NASA program and become the first inner city black youth to spend 100 days aboard the International Space Station and conduct groundbreaking research in zero gravity that leads to a revolutionary breakthrough that reconciles Einstein's relativity with quantum physics... but wh*tey had to keep shootin
Dylan White
>A gun is a device that has never been designed by black hands They literally still haven't figured out wells for drinking water or basic agriculture... Much less firearms kek
Liam Bennett
“A wild Snorlax blocks your path”
Isaiah Reyes
This has been the worst thread I've ever seen on Cred Forums. I'm seriously considering never coming back to this site. Good day gentlemen
Wyatt Anderson
Bruh... He not even dark, honky lol
Justin Perez
Pilko memes beautiful
Carson Kelly
Lost at THE GOODFELLAS: (more laughter) every time