>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >try to focus. you have been a coma for a very long time. >the doctor is trying an experimental treatment to get you to wake up. >we don't know how this message will get to you. >you need to wake up honey. we miss you and we love you. >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Aah I remember when Jeff used to be scary. I remember leaving /f/ for like a month when I was 13 or 14 because one day like half the flashes were Jeff jumpstart and he legit scared the shit outta me.
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
i made it this far into this cringe fest stinky soul crushing thread, to lose to this. my life is a fucking joke.
Nathan Long
DUI country
Angel Martin
i love you corona-chan
Jaxon Young
possibly the worst ylyl thread of all time
Connor James
The end is upon us.Heed my warning people of Cred Forums. The time of purification is among us. On the summer solstice, a dark and mysterious energy will invade the Earth. The sky will rain red with the blood of the innocent
Henry Williams
I am a powerful and highly skilled psychic . I have seen into the future. Humanity ad we know it will soon be wiped off the earth.
For fucks sake! Do you know how much labor it takes to replace those
Brandon Walker
If you're a psychic, what are the initials of my name?
Chase Roberts
F.A.G.
Kevin Collins
OP :)
Nathaniel Gutierrez
go to sleep, Varg
Zachary Ross
not when the coyote insists on running on 2 legs
Cooper Sanchez
based
Christian Johnson
Not true, actually.
Colton Taylor
i love you corona-chan
Hudson Anderson
So then it would just reach half that speed which is 21.5mph and still faster than the roadrunner
James Baker
seems illegal
Blake Foster
RIP thread. You were the worst one yet.
Colton Taylor
what's this girl's story?
Grayson Hall
This mgs3 on 3ds with custom camos take a picture of anything rainbow and you blend in everywhere
Jose Thomas
what the hell is this crap
Anthony Brooks
This shit isn't funny. Stop.
Jose Barnes
id say on 2 legs a coyote could only go as fast as a human in toy world. still slower than a dodo
Aaron Clark
Punching what's basically a literal fucking dinosaur right in it's shit.
Sebastian Evans
That brings a whole new meaning to getting a.. CAT SCAN! LMFAO
James Howard
>spend thousands of dollars on boogaloo equipment and loadouts >get iced by some gang banger or dipshit with a cheap ass gun because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time greatestfear.png
Hunter Cook
kek'd. what a nigger
Ryder Bailey
You have failed
Juan Ward
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Chase Sanders
Lost at fdr
Christian Clark
I miss troll comics. Just a pure cheeky kind of troll science that you only find on the internet but it got replaced with mindless political shit flinging
Reddit is just pure cancer even T*mblr doesn't have shit on reddit
Camden Perez
Cant these fags get sued for that crap?
Julian Hughes
I'd appreciate businesses that do this. My old gas station job was forced by the owner to take out the sign saying "we'll gladly help you when you finish your phone call" because of cunts talking on the phone when they should be pulling out their wallets or getting their money ready.
Isaiah King
No, white people just pay attention in school.
Ayden James
me too user, fucking nerd
Xavier Cook
solution: put those in a way that you can park on both sides.
Sebastian James
This is incredibly relatable. I was nearly top of my class in high class but once I got to college and realized that more than top grades get you a good job I felt overwhelmed. Now I have a 3.2 gpa that’s gone down every semester, I’m depressed but not quite suicidal, and I feel like I have no real attributes so I don’t even bother feigning interest in girls. If I don’t come out of college with a top job I’m gonna work at a decent job until I can pay off my debt, then try to become disowned by those who care about me, and then kill myself