I just want a guy that'll fuck my asshole with their tongue. Whys that so hard to find Cred Forums?

i fucc ur assho w/my assho

I like a little hair.

closet homosexual detected

my gf loves it. I'm taken... but still your ass looks immensely lickable.

ahh you look delicious. would do.

I'd probably go for it ngl

Id be happy to tongue fuck both your hole baby

Pic relate my cock l, ask if u want one from rn

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cuz it tastses like shit

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Lol I've done that to every girl I've been with.
If he don't lick ass don't smash.

It’s not....

Thanks. Abandoning thread

youre probably not real, but anyways i have to vent, My girlfriend fucking hates when i tongue her asshole, i don't get it, wouldnt you WANT that? It makes no sense to me and im sad because i absolutely love tongue fucking a cute girl's ass hole. Anyways just had to rant, nice asshole OP.

this bitch has actual shit crusted in her nails.

>imaginethesmell.png

why do you people even exist

because i like pussy? you dont understand what a homosexual is do you

this is what happens when schoolkids spend more time at alt right rallys or getting shot in school shootings then they do actually getting an education

back to le reddit cuckerino

Where in straya u at? Up down left or right

why are you looking at her nails instead of that pussy and asshole,you fucking faggot

Its actually blood

That’s a really weird connection and assumption to make

Left right koala kangaroo

Add me on sc guys :) squarecats8569

I'd tongue punch you down unda but unfortunately I'm way too far away

>squarecats8569
nice pornhub acc

Add me on Kik ill eat out your ass NotTimP

Thanks!!

What are you a princess and hair grosses you out? Grow a pair that's nothing

need to see those lips wrapped around something to know if its worthwhile

>at alt right rallys
Ignoring the spelling issues, but now who’s making baseless assumptions?

That’s actually worse

Hey op. Can i fuck you asshole?

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Sorry i enjoy cutting my wrists

au?

show wrists

>baseless assumptions

now go fuck yourself kid.maybe you can attend another trump rally while donny bone spurs butcher's the english language

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most ppl here do

>teen fucks dildo

there is no way those tits belong to a teenager

If I got drunk and horny enough i'd eat your ass out, but it's really not my thing.

What I prefer is to 69 you with my tongue working your clit, one hand with two fingers in your twat and one in your ass, and the other grabbing your hair "gently encouraging" you do deep throat my cock.

Every time I'd force your throat down on my cock, youd convulse, clenching your ass and pussy on my fingers, and 'squirting' (peeing) on my face.

Stop reposting my photos you crazy niggers

Thats hot

Not even from the states buddy, why are you mad though?

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Ugly small dick so no you cant.

Where in Aus are you from?

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Since I seen you vagene can you show your bobs

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>
Id totally tongue fuck that ass

I'd make you call me daddy, and I'd call you baby girl. I'd pin you down or tie you up while you cry and beg, "faster daddy!', 'harder daddy!', 'cum in me daddy!!'.

That'd drive me over the edge and I'd creampie your freshly fucked pussy, leaving you a gasping incoherent mess with a sticky leaking twat.

MORE

You’re really bad at this. Don’t ever make writing your profession

nah I'm done

Any more of that hot asshole?

Are you in SoCal? If so I'll do it for as long as you want

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My gf has been making me eat her ass all week. Just put a boy in a cock cage and you're set

Because I don’t want to taste shit.

Jokes on you, friend. I don't pretend to be a writer, but I do 'write what I know'. These are just the most recent acts from my (extremely bizarre) sex life. If my prose doesn't do it justice, I'm sorry, you just had to be there.

I'd have you swallow my cock side saddle while I'm sitting on the couch. One hand wtih fingers burried in your snatch pawing at your g-sort, the other holding your hair as handle setting the pace of your sucking to match that of my fingering you, only to be interrupted by my pulling my hand away from your pussy to swat your ass any time your enthusiasm for devouring my cock starts to dwindle.

You have discord?

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Seriously, who wouldn't eat that lovely asshole for hours?

>swallow my cock side saddle

not sure you know how to ride a horse

I feel like this guy has a creepy basement full of extremely lifelike dolls.

Wright Viking on your ass

I’d tongue punch the fart box deep enough to taste your breakfast

Just please stop

Id put my tongue so far up your ass you cant stop screaming

Kek

No sorry. The only thing I have besides text is a snapchat that I never use.

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Not really a nice butthole. Shes a bit too fat and the asshole is spreading too much and makes it look wrecked. wouldnt lick with passion. Pussy on the other hand is nice

No doubt about it. Imagine the sexual frustration and lack of actual experience with women that would lead to such writing

My creepy basement is full of motorcycle and car parts, camping gear, tools, and bicycles. I live a relatively normal life (if there is such a thing), have a boring job, and love spending all the time I can with my 5 year old son. I just have a bunch of kinks sexually, and have a great time with them when I come across a willing parter that I'm into.

Once you have some experience with women you quickly find out that they are far more kinky than you would think, it's just that society judges them harshly if they make that public.

Imagine being so ugly that this is the best picture of you

can anyone help me out here? I cant tell if this is bait or genuine autism

Sure buddy

why?

Low test

you suck dick better than my ex?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5df804d34ead2

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HIgh soy

I’m having trouble with the exact same question

>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5df804d34ead2

Thats the lamest blowjob ever. Its called blowjob for a reason and she uses her hands. The best blowjob is no hands at all.

Imagine being so stupid that you knowingly dox yourself on Cred Forums.

Anyway, I get that the stereotype is that everyone on here is a basement dwelling virgin with furry tendancies, so I understand why you'd assume that I fall into that category. I have no incentive to prove to you that I'm not. So, go ahead and think what you want.

I think you forgot to drink your soy today

Is the lady that wants to get tongued still here? I will eat out your ass

Whats not to understand? He's right, women have a slut defense - get them alone, feeling good about expressing themselves, and watch them suck you off while staring up at you and having you blast her face with cum, all the while she sits there rubbing herself and begging for more.

what the fuck are you talking about virgin?

Can I help u?

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if you don't see what I'm pointing out, you are in the same category as him user

Does your butt still ache?
Hope going on the internet again today wasn’t too rough on you

The skill to a blowjob requires the girl to know how to give one. Most girls use her hands because they cant us their mouth properly. Thanks but no thanks, I can jack off with my own hands however I cant suck myself sadly.

Everytime a girl goes down on me I tell them no hands and they look with surprise kek.

Oral stands for a reason.

Mate. He’s not just in the same category.
That atrocious attempt at graphical prose can only be same autistic fag

You’re just worried you’ll cum too quickly because of the extra pleasure when she knows how to combine the two.
You’re pathetic

did this thread just go full aussie or is it just me

having the feeling of a girl jerking you off while sucking your head is key to a blowjob faggot

STRAYA

Well i would pound that pussy till it was raw. You could talk me into tongue fucking your ass

Worried? nope. I like to feel her mouth and tongue on my cock. Again as I said, I can masturbate myself and I dont need hands doing that. A good blowjob takes a talented girl knowing how to suck cock. The easiest way is to use her hands and making it seem more pleasurable.

Next time a girl goes down on you just try it out and see, tell her only hands and that you want to see her hands spreading her asshole (a mirror works perfectly if set behind her) or fuck her pussy iwth her fingers while you hear her moan and sucking your cock. Totally different experience but each to their own.

Then its not a BLOWjob. simple.

she sucked my dick with no hands earlier before the video, you happy now faggot?

Butthole or gtfo

as long as your asshole is clean ill tongue that beautiful pucker on demand.

You didnt cum though fucker because most girls are unable to make you cum without hands because they dont know how to properly suck ORALLY a dick

>waaah you're having sex wrong
fucking kill yourself you delusional neckbeard faglord.
the point of recreational sex is to feel good, not whinge about definitions of sexual acts you fucking autismo.

Feel good? Thats it? Feel good? haha oh boy poor kid.. Sex can be above good, above amazing if you know how to.. I leave you to that and enjoy your .. good sex giving just good.. sex to your woman and WILL leave you for a guy who gives her EVERYTHING and beyond good ... k bye

i'm the one that posted that comment, you really are a slut aren't you?
I should finger yout butthole to see how wet your pussy gets you filthy slut

mm truth hurts to be that triggered .. I know, cry more because I feed on your tears ..

>mm truth hurts to be that triggered .. I know, cry more because I feed on your tears ..
oops this was actually meant for

I want to fuck your pussy, and i want to fuck, sniff, lick, fist, fingering, and stroke your butthole

see now your pussy is wet. it wouldn't cost me anything to make you squirt just by fingering your asshole

SHow me your ass and cock and Ill give you my kik to arrange a session

her pussy is dry like bread. Her asshole is wet

Kik: NotTimP have a session with me ;)

look inside and you will realize you virgin

>SHow me your ass and cock

Inside .. wtf. Every pussy is "wet" inside.

On kik

because I don't want poop on my tongue.

because i literally don't want shit in my mouth.

but hey, i'm not here to judge... some dudes are into that.

Thanks, my friend. But i don't have kik Ú~Ù but i love your cute pussy, and your beautyful butthole. Can you please post more pics?

I'm from PA and can do a good Tongue bunching.

youtube.com/watch?v=xEIH2NRgPfI

Yuck imagine the stench of that loose cunt. Looks like a ham sandwich with too much meat packed into it. Also why the fuck would you show your rancid cunt to everyone online without even shaving it first lmao? Let’s ignore that saggy grandma tit for a moment & focus on that bruise on the left inner-thigh, yikes. She got pounded only a few days ago and already needs attention from strangers online, some of which are probably 50+ years old.
>shaves rancid cunt
Now you can see a.. weird looking asshole surrounded by acne and slight browning along with a gross gleam of sweat that’s been building up just above her weird looking asshole, ew.

Her dad must be soooo proud of her. Imagine raising a daughter for 30+ years (that’s how old her tits look, taking a shot in the dark her in regards to her age) just so she grows up to be a rancid pig with no self respect, letting literally anyone look directly into her weird looking asshole.

Yuck I think I’m actually gonna be sick. It’s a no from me.

i can see the toilet paper bits... how about washing first at least

So goooood. Moarrr

I think she is beautyful

Post a pic of yorself then, Retard! I'm sure that everybody will DIE if they saw you. Sperg! XD

Of course you think she’s beautiful, you’d take anything you could possibly get. The same reason you’re ssxually deprived is the same reason that this bitch has a loose cunt lmao xD

rekt

Wew lad
Someone’s up past their bed time

Where in Aus?
If you're close I'll come tongue punch ya fart box no dramas

Samefag

I'd tongue punch that fart-box to no end.

Don't ever google 'microbes'

Saw your attempt at exsanguiation

Hang in there BBY

You know pain

You will know love

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You looking in the wrong places

Absolutely obliterated

got u

lunch time

If you're in Adelaide, I'll come and do it right now.

Put your clothes back on you dirty whore