I'm 40

I have been the butt of every joke since I was a kid. I have literally no friends. My life coach was like, "find better friends." I literally have been happy for about 3 of my 40 years.

I suck. I'm trash. I'm surrounded by people who know it. That's permanent. That's not going away any time soon.

Married?

Nah. I wouldn't do that. Tell me the place. I'll order it for pick-up.

Nope. The only women who have ever been interested are single moms looking for a handout.

Well if it's worth anything. I don't want you to kill yourself

Just do it faggot

>Your age and 3 things you can improve about yourself
Almost like you should do something about it instead of crying like a bitch...

Wanna hit me up to talk bro? I got snap and kik

What do you want out of life? And don't say "happiness". Like really, what do you want? When are you most fulfilled? What kind of people do you look at with wide-eyed jealousy?

You son of a bitch, I’m in

I won't. I've thought of going and getting a different job that pays more, then retiring young on the proceeds by getting a cheap house, and basically just getting on welfare and playing video games until I die.

Eat shit you fucktard. This is someones life basement crawler

Oh you mean in 3 more years when you’re old enough to get a license?

Sounds like more depression bro.

I've dieted for years.

I'm ugly in an unfixable way. My face is just ugly.

People's opinion of me will not change.

Just go on a bender.

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Single moms looking for a handout? Dude is that not a reason to live? Help out a single mom? Maybe end up dating?

No. I want to sleep. I'll jerk off and sleep.

Just. Don't. Kill. Yourself. Are you really going to just rage quit you're existence bro

I want to be good at my job, in a relationship, healthy, and surrounded by friends.

Being dead is no fun.

What do you do?

>mfw

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At least it's depression without constant criticism.

I have to go to work tomorrow.

Let’s jerk it then

Fuck that shit. I want a woman who loves me, not one who is hoping to split my low salary for access to her used up pussy that she doesn't want to push any more kids out of because she got too old for Chad to want to fuck her anymore.

Nobody cares about me in reality. They just are depressed at the notion of people killing themselves.

Being alive isn't any fun either.

Not if you're dead faggot. Might as well party instead.

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I'm the guy whose job it is to scoop the sperm out of sperm whales for perfume.

Ever heard of the guy who went to Mexico to fuck hookers and do blow before he killed himself and ended up realising life was actually pretty alright after doing said hookers and blow? Well there's your answer, hookers and blow my friend.

>I've dieted for years.
But did you exercise at all? Everyone can lose weight, no buts.
>I'm ugly in an unfixable way. My face is just ugly.
Maybe so, but you can still get better looking by just loosing weight, and maybe get a haircut (im just assuming you dont do this since you already think "what is the point")
>People's opinion of me will not change.
Maybe so, but people that cant accept change and you getting better, are those fucks worth your time? And if its people at your work, who cares...

I don't know if I can afford that, but that has promise.

If you dont care about life, and is just gonna end it, why not spend everything you have first?
It must not be just hookers and blow, but maybe acid and a love pillow or some shit

Acid is like $10/hit. That's a lot less than a pile of cocaine, airfare to Mexico, and hookers.

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The healthiness and job are all on you. Go in early, stay late. Gym during lunch. Park far away, walk to work, go on walks at home. Watch your calories.
Friends are...fleeting. What I mean is, a rich man has many acquaintances but few friends. A person can think they have a lot of friends but actually be surrounded by people he'd be better off without. What you need is quality people in your life and the problem is they're hard to come by.
The relationship will come with being a kick ass employee and healthier individual. I imagine your depression has also eaten away at your confidence, your sociability, and your energy level. You need to get these on track.
Set a schedule for yourself and follow it like a dog.
Gym/exercise 1-2x per day. This is easy if you're single. Even if one of your workouts is just a 30 min- 1hour walk, its something. If you walk 3mi per day 300 days a year, you'll have walked around 33 marathons. The sun from your walks will also give you vitamin D which will help combat depression.
Download an app like My Fitness Pal and Track cals.
If you have real depression see a psych and get some pills, but don't negate a lot of depression can be a reaction to external influences that wear on you (similar to what you're experiencing).
Do things that are constructive. Get rid of things that waste time. Make sure your house/room are clean. This helps a ton with inner peace.
Find a thing that makes you tick and feel positive and eat that shit up, even if it's that batshit bitch Oprah. If it works for you and keeps you driving forward, DO IT!

I know it seems like I'm over simplifying and that's because I am. Most solutions are easy, it's the emotions that make it difficult. Abandon your emotions, go through the motions. You are what you do regularly. You really can do this.

Also, as a sidenote, cut out ALL NEGATIVE PEOPLE from your life. They will fuck you over continually and hold you down. Drive. Drive. Drive.

Uh you dont really want to die and you just want someone to say you matter?

Nah. People do that shit for suicidal people all of the time. I want to matter.

Just kill yourself

Then that should be enough.
Having some type of want is more than enough fire to keep going.
The way I see it, you would only ask for help if you still wanted to keep living. So by the very act of posting....

Go put like a champ. Flip off a building

There's good advice in this thread but you're the type who throws it away. You're the kind of person who walks the earth wishing things would go their way but keeps doing the same shit that makes you depressed in the first place. SMH bro.

What was to good advice again?

sausage mcmuffin

If dubs

no

Im worse off buddy trust me shit can be way worse

Loose some weight fatass

Maybe you have a big dick
Girls will fuck a guy with a big dick even if he's fat and ugly
That's reason to live

Nope. Mediocre dick at best.

So what?

Hey bros. I'm having a pretty rough time of it too. I wanna say something all positive like but I'm just waiting for something happy to find me first.

Dont wanna sound like a troll, but do you ever lift? Sometimes getting into lifting and having your own little thing going with yourself getting better at it and improving can pull almost anyone out of a hole. Maybe give it a shot, only compare to yourself not others. Exercise is something we lack hardcore in modern society and probably why we get so much depression. Give it a go fam
Dont tap out dude, tomorrow the first day of rest of ya life

actually the best reason not to kys I've heard so far