Hi /p/ I want a funny caption for a pyramid photo, any advice?

Hi /p/ I want a funny caption for a pyramid photo, any advice?

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Once upon a time in Egypt (??) I don't know I'm not creative

"Your mom's vagina is so loose it could easily take that whole thing"

I'm dying lol

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It's much better with the woman in. Too much negative space without her.

Very nice picture. I like the vibe.

Exactly... photog should have composed a proper shot and she shouldn't be in it at all. Thot backs are a meme.

Nothing wrong with the girl. She has a nice clothing style which fits the mood. Not as if she were wearing leggings.

Also I don't mind that she is facing back as it gives a sense of wonder to the pic with the pyramide. It's not exactly a portrait shoot.

It could work both with and without the girl. It depends on the mood you want to give.

>sense of wonder
You'd love instagram then. Here, enter wonderland:

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I'm not saying aliens. But aliens.

>The feeling of being cummed inside

ugh it's fucking awful I hate what we've created

also check out @wildernessinfluencer on IG for parody

Just because something is overdone doesn't mean it can't be good. But I forgot Cred Forums is full of incels who hate woman (because they can't get laid).

Thag being said most of these don't work for me either because the background is not interesting enough, but primarily because I don't like when the leading line is vertical (except for symmetrical architecture).

I prefer when the leading line is diagonal and leads to the background.

The pyramid one does not have any so it works much better for me. Also small detail but I like that she is slightly decentered.

Also for it to work better the subject needs to have a clothing style that matches the scene.

Leggings don't count.

We wuz kangz and shiet

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>I travelled all the way to Egypt, now where are them stiffies?

You're doing God's work, son.

Yes, it's just hatred for women... /p/ doesn't hate a multitude of things that happen to include IG trash fads that may or may not feature women. We just hate women in general. Women are always victims and you must run to their defense. They are helpless and need people like you!

You are a good person! Very forward thinking and kind! :D :D

I’m not racist I just hate everyone who happens to be black

Must be pretty ronery not to have a girlfriend, yet alone a female friend.

Enjoy staying single forever incel.

We're celebrating 9 years this year, simp.

best post

LEL. Mod got so buttblasted he moved the thread after your post