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Sometime I hold mine shut and let it fill with pee pee like a water balloon and then I either let it “pop” by releasing all at once and letting it sploosh out or I stretch the foreskin entrance out thin and let a powerful stream out, effectively re-peeing it.

does it hurt? also how much foreskin do you have for that to work?

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Not that user, but no, it doesn't hurt.
Skin stretches, which is good, otherwise our elbows would bleed incessantly... just to pick a random example.

I actually don’t have very much foreskin. I have just enough to still have the glands covered when erect. When soft though it extends beyond and I have some to play with.
Doesn’t hurt at all. Pic related.

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i can just imagine how satisfying idt be to be able to do that. I wish I was uncircumsized

Do you anons think that male curcumcision is genital mutilation? I do

I've read you can restore it to some point.
Have you googled this?
Yeah, I think it is.
Humanity is weird, we do these cruel things to each other and then treat it as normal.

I've heard of it user, but I heard that it involves attatching weights and various stretching apparatuses. I think of that nigger with the laptop tied to his dick

Yea, it is, and I am forever grateful to the doctor who did mine just right.
I have already drawn a line in the sand with my fiancé that if we have a boy, he will not be circumcised.

like this

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>came here for lols
>end up getting into deep discussion about circumcision
Godspeed Cred Forums

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Ugh, I didn't know that.
Perhaps there's a better way? Ask your doctor?

That's how I found out. technically they can take shin from other parts of the body and graft it onto your dick, but It wn't have the many nerve endings that make having an original foreskin so appealing. Plus you'd have to do nofap for a whole month while it heals.

Ack, better the stretchings then.

This is the worst ylyl thread in the history of b. Sage goes to almost all fields.

I've done the stretching before. I spend an hour a day before bed just stretching the skin around my shaft over the head. Been doing this for an entire month and have so far gotten some length to it. Doesn't look like what a normal foreskin would look like but progress is progress right?

How does a YLYL thread go to shit THIS fast? We haven't even reached the image limit yet!

All I can say is; best of luck, user.

Because the uncut fags won't shut the fuck up.

(you)

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Fucking KEK! He sure called it!

Absolute worst thread. Fucking worthless cunts posting worthless shit.

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LEGEND

>posting censored version
We do not like your kind around here

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I remember seeing this on here like 10 years ago

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Oh my god! I can't believe this! Your dad is so awesome!

Why the FUCK do people live in the snow. Why.

Florida exists. Florida literally exists. And fucking idiots say oh hey I better go where it’s cold windy brutal sad and dark all the time. FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!! Tropical islands are literally called paradise. You can literally move there. And fucking retards move to fucking small towns in the cold and trap me here.

FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!

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STFU fucking jew

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Yes, and unless medically necessary I refuse to circumcise any of my boys and encourage others to avoid it as well. Disgusting and barbaric.

"but but muh women like it"