Sexual secrets thread

Ugh, tired of these. Not blood related. Not fun. Not interesting. Pornhub's front page is full of you cuck larping assholes.

Considering her limp for the day after, she did haha.

Sorry, my man. Not larping, but not going to try to convince you, either.

I like to "accidentally" flash women my penis

This morning I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Alright, no biggie sometimes they get upset stomachs just like we do. But anyways, great start to my morning. On to the actual event. I'm sitting drinking my coffee and Calvin (my dog) starts licking his genital area. Now because of his past problems with the urinary crystals I am hyper-villigant when I notice this as that's how we caught the crystals in the first place. So I check it out, and see that there is a golf ball sized lump in his genital area. So, I do what any good dog owner does and panic, call in to work, and take him to the vet. Did you know that when dogs get an erection, it can cause a golf ball sized lump in that area due to blood flow ? Because I payed $60 to learn that my dog had an erection.

TL;DR Paid $60 to the vet to find out my dog had a boner.

get tinder, it isn't that big of a deal once you've had sex you will understand it is basically a joke

don't worry, user. 2 more years and you're a wizard

> be me
> 19, socially inept noot
> black friend calls saying he’s coming over with a girl
> she’s a runaway at the bus station
> she’s 13
> bring her over
> she’s black, light skin
> won’t fuck black friend
> buy her sonic on the way home
> call her mom to tell her that her daughter is okay for the night and fed
> while 13 yo is in my bed wrapped around me
> mfw tightest pussy i’ll ever have been in

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How do you do well on Tinder? Do I really need to do all the cringey reddit opening lines and bio jokes to get anyone to match/message me?

Do it faggot

this
just swipe right on everyone, you will be alright.
Also just go for the average looking girls, they are usually the thirstiest

I know some of my friends jack off to my sisters used underwear and Im ok with that because I do the same lol

No less lame or boring. Overdone and played out. Cool beans on fucking your not-sister and all.

Thanks user
What is useful to have in your bio?

Been there at 25 yo. I had no clue how to talk to a girl, but everyone assumed I was being secretive.
Once, a friend told another (who is still a virgin even today) that he should be more like me and get some pussy.

So I went to prostitutes at 23 yo, I sucked cock.
At 25 I discovered tinder and fucked several girls.
Eventually got a girlfriend, but not before cheating on her on several occasions.
I was very frustrated and am now full of regret.
I feel even dumber, as there was nothing wrong with me, it was all in my mind. I lacked self confidence and didn't know how to read the signs.

Now I ended up with a GF who loves me alot, but has vagina issues and only had proper sex for like 4 times in last 15 months.

>parents divorce, Mom remarries when I'm in 7th grade
>new stepsister is a super bitch, same age, 4/10, chubby, mean
>we fight constantly
>things escalate in HS, one day she attacks me
>punching, slapping, tackled me to the floor
>all of a sudden there's kissing and groping
>that doesn't last long
>we both stomp back to our rooms
>dunno what she did, but I fapped furiously

>I feel even dumber, as there was nothing wrong with me, it was all in my mind. I lacked self confidence
I can sympathise with that user, but I feel like at 28, I am trying to learn it all from scratch and no idea how to start or what to do/say

continue

Yes hero!!!

>vagina issues
?

Feel you bro. Love my gf but she has issues down there too.

I get off on showing nudes of my girl

My gf thinks it's cute how her young daughter is infatuated with cuddling/climbing all over me.
She jokes that her little girl has a crush.
Meanwhile when I'm fucking my gf and want to nut, I think of her kid.

Learn about body language, hang out with friends and watch their interactions.
Try to find girls who maybe don't interest you, but you can learn to interact with.
Once you will get over the first obstacle it will get much easier.
Some kind of tear from the sex. We will wait for her to heal and use lots of lube from now on.
I hope she will get better.
Make sure not to pressure her, it only makes it worse, whatever it is.

I have season tickets to the greatest organization in sports history the Pittsburgh Steelers
None of the people I sit by know that my wife's tiny dicked Asian boss pays for our seats because he fucks my wife and me
I love my Steelers and when I caught her cheating with him he offered this arrangement
The first time I ate the cream pie he left in her he bought me my bumblebee 43 jersey
Now I routinely suck his and his friends cocks before they gangbang my wife

Fun times

Thanks user, helpful advice

>we're super awkward after that
>not long after she attacks me again
>She's wearing loose shorts
>push them aside, jam a finger in her pussy
>nothing gentle about this encounter
>she stops slapping me when my finger gets in
>dunno if she got off, but she stopped slapping me
>over real quick
>stomp back to rooms
>fapping
>smelling finger

It's vaginismus, or however the fuck it's spelt. It's the bane of our relationship. But I know bro, cheers.

Moar details

Isn't that what everyone does

I would go with your best attributes like mentioning your height if you are tall and shit like that. Sarcasm also works great (if you are small for example)
Dont just take selfies. Pics of your whole body doing some activities and smiling work best. The girl has to see you are not a boring faggot
Also tinder usually works great in big cities. Ive seen that on myself while being at home I usually only match with slampiggies.
Mentioning the girls name in the first message also somehow works a lot from my experience. You should be a little bit funny but not too much, they can sense that shit from miles away.
Also always stay yourself, its not worth pretending being some awesome superguy.
I hope I could help. Im obviously not a date doctor but have a lot of matches (for a guy)

Helpful, thanks user

Beautiful love story user
Please continue sir

Very helpful, do you have a kik?

I'm 30s, not tall, rich, travel a lot for work, and trying to find a good strategy to find sluts on tinder to fuck while I travel.

Another user suggesting finding girls on kik/fb/instagram who are trying to "make it" as influencers and shit, becuase a little money goes a long way with them

That sort of thing continued for a while. She'd attack me, it would turn into fingering or a super rough hand job...

>late one night
>she comes banging into my room
>I know the drill
>I pull down her pants, insert fingers
>she pulls down mine, rock hard
>this time she climbs on top
>slides right in
>as far as I know, she's a virgin
>rides me hard, I last maybe three minutes
>cum inside, she stomps off again

And that's how we both lost our virginity...

Why did it stop?
Do you miss it?

Thinking back on everything I've actually raped over 10 people, and only just realised

I've been fucking tranny hookers for years now. Maybe 3 or 4 dates a month. Havent had sex with a woman since I was a teen. And I havent had non-paid-for sex in more than 20 years.
And before you judge me I'm pretty fucking good with it. I'm getting mad ass on a regular basis, which is more than 95% of you assholes get.

Getting head from my sister as I type this. What's up Cred Forums ??

You were already gay for being a Steelers fan
Plus season tickets can be thousands of dollars
Pretty pathetic any way you look at it

Rape is such a harsh word.
I prefer..."coerced"

sry no kik.
I dont know about influencers, never tried it but if you are rich it might actually work.
Would still stay with tinder tho

You a Steelers fan bro?
Let's party

when i fuck my girlfriend i think of one of her sisters, her sisters don't turn me on much but the thought of fucking her sister in front of her gets me going

It stopped when we went away to college, at opposite ends of the country. We rarely see each other these days, but we both know what we did. We've never talked about it.

Yeah, I do miss the fighting and fucking.

Send her a random text saying
"Sometimes I have sex dreams about our teen years, you ever think about it?"

Tell us her reply!!!!

Yeah, no... She's married, has kids, seems happy. Seems to have gotten past whatever she was so angry about.

I genuinely didn't know fucking someone while they where asleep/passed out was rape tbh

boo, boring

True stories often are...

Hooked up with a guy and his partner while the wife was at work. I was sucking one cock while his partner fucked my ass.

You all Steelers fans?
Let's party

My mom is a widow and lives alone, that's enough to make me fantasize about her being an insatiable slut

mother like daughter

bro, how? Look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you are going to change. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you can do it.

maam i regret to inform you... youve tested positive for type 2 broke pussy disorder.

Been fucking my 23(F) ex gf behind her boyfriend since a couple months after they got together(A year or so now). Pretty much any time we hang out, we go get some drinks and fuck after.

Steelers suck more than I do!

I'm sugar daddy of my cousin. I even take her abroad and on trips. Family thinks I'm just being great guy, cause aunt is broke and they can't afford such things.

How old is she user?

I found my retired neighbour on squirt. Turns out hes got a fat uncut cock his wife never sucks. Always been a sucker for hung daddies. So ive been sucking and gettin fuck by his 8×7 for the last 4 years. Neither of our wives know.

I used to be a reddit girl on gonewild. Was getting a good following all until an ugly married Indian coworker of mine recognized me and tried to blackmail me to fuck him.

Currently she is 20.

hey, i haven't seen you in one of these for a while

I get really horny sometimes and I like to dress up slide one of my toys in and head out for the night. I love being out in public feeling my toys inside me, makes me feel extra naughty and slutty. Once back at home I like to fuck myself with my toys thinking of the night and all the naughty fun I had. I’ve been insulted, complimented, cat called, groped, and followed home. Haven’t had any close calls with rape, thank god.

what happened with cousin fucker?

two reddit girls at the same time?

Checked

Checked
Also fuck redditfags

> I have wife and 2 kids
> I have a side fuck that sucks my dick every saturday
> Last night I had a fine diner with a nice woman, then I went with her to her hotel room and we fucked for 2 hours
> Shit was cash, she's really good in bed
> She wants to do it again

my girls slutty college stories turn me on like crazy

not really a secret or a kink. ive told a few people online.
I find it funny asf now. im a dumbass.

>be 15-16 virgin
>brag to people at school that im not a virgin and that im a huge sloot.
>my guy friend and I liked each other.
>We wanted to fuck
>"hey user, i really wanna try anal"
>"o-o-o-okay, ive done it before."
>met up after school
>lost virginity to my ass.

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I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

You, I seen this b4

Tits or gtfo

I banged my MILF neighbor who is cheating on her husband. I feel a little bad because her husband has always been nice to me.

I suck dick on a regular basis to cover my dept (am a 20 yr old broke student)

You know the rules... or be out

Share your fav

gotta be either the time she did a MFM 3some or BBC

Pick one and share boyo

What a dick. Was she a good lay?

yeah. She went crazy on my dick like no other girl ever. Hopefully she invites me back

What are the odds! Lol!
Ay! Checkem!
Yep, I’ve posted here before.
Can’t pull my tits out in the subway nor do I have a pen or paper, but I have posted myself here before ;)

so bbc, there apparently was a guy at her college that was known to be huge and her friend already banged the dude to confirm so she instagram DM's the guy, he comes to the bar and picks her up and they go back to his apartment and all the guys friends are there so they go into his room, he tells her to take her clothes off except her underwear and get on her knees so she does and he made her tell him how big he was and ask if she could suck his dick so that goes on for a little before he picks her up by her hair and pushes her towards the bed and tells her to bend over so she does, he grabbed her underwear and ripped them in half and threw them across the room and then just banged her for a little while she was bent over and made her say she loved his black dick, she said he wouldnt stop being super rough until she said it, then she said he picked her up and carried her out of the room, infront of all the dudes into the bathroom to have sex in the shower

well, you could pull your tits out in the subway. wouldn't that be exhilarating?

I just found out that my boyfriend is an escort. I always knew he was beautiful as fuck but it turns out he's flying all over the world getting fucked by rich dudes. He's got a closet full of dresses that cost as much as a car.

The truth is, though, that it kind of turns me on. I always loved to see him dressed, but holy shit the idea of my boy as arm candy makes me fucking wet. I can't even say I'm mad about him hiding it, I'm not sure how I'll let him know that I know, but he'd better be ready to be arm candy for his girlfriend a whole lot.

White people are into some fucked up shit. I think I love it.

She sounds like a real keeper user...

No not really.

very out of character of her and legit sounds like a porno

You misspelled "disgusting slut"

I'm actually 27 and virgin. The funny thing is I'm pretty handsome, and 193cm tall which helps.
I got a lot of money, high diploma, many hobbies etc. Still, nobody has ever asked me why I'm single.
Years went bye where I never spent one thought about having a girlfriend. Until couple months back.
So maybe I'm gonna try tinder or something like that in a couple of weeks or so. But I think I'm not ready
for having a gf.

why?

My wife and I have matching genital modifications. I'm circumcised and she's had her clit hood removed, I have an apadravya piercing, she has one through her clitoris.

boo, i thought you were more adventurous, that you liked risk and fun

you sound like a nigger writing this

when I was a teen I made a spy hole through the wall and watched my sister having sex many times.

A filthy nigger at that.

Your niece has a cock??

Nah, guys share theirs with her

any updates?

When I’m feeling horny and slutty I sure am. It’s the sahara down there rn lol!

My husband rapes me once a month if I don't cheat.

Don't you have to pay for tinder? What about for someone who has no social skills like me? And I dont Wang a gf from there, I just want to fuck.

Guessing you have a rapekink. How did this manifest itself?

This fucking slut...

Not sure where you are, but I was a small chin skinny tall bad back manlet in california and was still getting it in. You know how many I struck out on? Many many many. Cast a wide net my dude. I only avoided land whales, but not respectfully chubbos. Who gives a fuck about what to say, just say something. A pickup line they've all heard 1000 times, a hey, anything. If they're gonna fuck, they're gonna fuck regardless, unless you post doge memes or quote FBI crime stats or some powerlevel shit. I only do that when I'm drunk. 0/10 hasn't worked yet.

The first chick I officially hooked up with after my divorce pity party was way out of my league. Didn't care. Women are simple creatures my dude, not the complex mythical goddesses some neckbeards make them out to be. If I'm nervous, I just imagine one of my embarrassing moments, like crawling around in my backyard hammered eating grass with my friends dog, and I imagine that they've done the same. They've had the shits on a roadtrip, they've picked their nose and wiped it on something, they've been nervous about a test or exam or something.

JUST DO IT.

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Totally chose a weird pic kek. I really need to label these shits.

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Interdasting. Was this purely a coincidental thing, or done because of some blood pact?

This is literally my dream. How did you find out? How will you integrate his spelunking with your own sex life? Will you guys stay together if he keeps doing it?

Closer to the blood pact but more that we're both into BDSM and it was like getting matching wedding rings for us.

>White people are into some fucked up shit. I think I love it.
ummmm ok

Every saturday eh? How does that work out with the fam at home?

Not really. Saw her naked last weekend, that was nice, had been a while

im bored so ill bite.. oldest guy she been with. what does she look like... how long she been fucking wo condoms.. r u in the house when she is fucking and have u watched her get fucke ru m or f

Where is your dad?

Post a pic of your arm candy
Show him off for us

No reason to rush kings. Societal pressure on single/virgin dudes is super high in our western hook-up and quick fuck culture, so are the number of cases of antibiotic resistant diseases kek. I'm not a virgin, but it's been about a year and a half since I've last gotten laid. Don't care. I've started going to the gym more, became better at my job(emergency medicine if it matters), and made myself into a better human bean. Better for me, my friends, my patients, humanity.

It's really no big deal to get laid. No GF, no nagging, no petty bs, no one to steal my covers and complain if I want to spend all day in bed or go shooting or hiking. I ain't rich, but I just comfortably dropped $200 dollars on patches last night, so I'm alright. I'll pack a lunch the next week or so instead of buying food court shit. That's ME money. That's where you want to be.

The best quote I've ever seen, paraphrasing, is "If you're not happy with yourself, you'll never be happy with someone else." Make yourself happy first, THEN introduce another into your life, someone who will grow WITH you, not someone you have to grow yourself. Who cares if she can twerk, what are her aspirations, goals, dreams, and most IMPORTANTLY, what has she done to achieve them? My ex-wife wanted to be a marine biologist. What has she done in the 8 years, 10 years since high school, to achieve that? Nothing.

Today, Cred Forums, I will tell you my first sexual experience.

>browse Cred Forums and /r9k/ for too long
>get the idea that idea traps are cool
>discover crossplay on /cgl/
>end up ordering a crossplay and shaving my body
>took a few pictures and put them on Cred Forums
>parents are outraged and nearly get thrown out
>give up dressing up as a girl despite the dopamine hits and boners being really nice
>a few years later see an user that could use someone to talk to
>quite reluctant to add them because of really bad anxiety but I didn't have anything better to do at the time and something came over me
>turns out we get along like a house on fire
>it's around Christmas and his birthday so I got him Senran Kagura and MGR
>at one point send him an old trap picture, not in a proactive way or anything we both talked about doing it
>later he tells me he fapped to it the night I sent it and I should get back into crossplay
>tells me he has a crush on me and he got me a weeb game as well
>only ever crushed on anime girls at this point and didn't think I was a homo, but I had feelings for him too
>spend the night crying because no one has had feelings for me before and I felt loved
>the next day we get freaked out and say maybe we shouldn't be gay
>that didn't work at all and two months later we book a hotel and met up at a convention
>first few hours was very awkward but we slowly opened up to each other over the day

>end up being sick in Costa Coffee because my hot chocolate was really bitter and felt really embarrassed
>welp, this is it, we're going to the hotel now
>Polish woman at the front desk gives us this smug look because she knows what's up
>my turn to shower and get shaved
>was in there for quite a while and thought he might rob me in the back of my head
>come out dressed in that same crossplay I sent him
>cuddle and start humping him really awkwardly because I don't know how sex works, let alone homosex
>try to find a position that works
>can't really see shit because I have this dumb wig on
>later he said it was like having sex with the girl form Ring
>start frotting and that was pretty good and finally manage to cum
>rub the semen onto his belly because I didn't know what to do with it
>he succs at one point and it was really good for someone that's never done it before, I didn't return the favor because I got nervous

Yes, I did know that, but good on your for noticing something strange and getting it seen to. Your dog is lucky to have you.

My wife likes to take an ambien after we have been drinking together. She then basically hands herself over to me to do whatever I want. The only rule is that she is blindfolded so she never really knows who is doing what to her.
She never remembers any details the next morning but knows that she has been given a rough seeing to

That's cool dude. Kind of like a "My most private sensitive area is pierced for you" deal. Nice.

1 ur lucky it only cost $60
2 google it next time user
3 u never ask the vet why ur dog was vomiting..

now you know why some girls like getting knotted

>Havent had sex with a woman since I was a teen
That's because you're gay, dumbass. Paying for sex is not an accomplishment. That's liking bragging you bought a McD's burger.

My girlfriend's friend and boyfriend are visiting this next weekend. She was throwing a bunch of weird flags out about it, and so I couldn't help but snoop her messages.
Apparently they kind of really want to partner swap, but don't know if "the boys" would be willing to do it. And honestly I would not have been, but the idea has kind of grown on me since I could use some strange.
So I get to rehearse saying no as I get 'seduced' and then leaning in to it so that I seem like I'm not excited as fuck. And all because of snooping!

How young we talkin' here?

Lol this is Exactly how I think about it. Still having sex would be nice, but only the tinder thing sounds interesting.
But like you said, there are more things in life. And I'm very pleased of the way I turned out.

Dude...she knew you snoop and they planted it as a way to cover their tracks....she has been 3waying with them for a while

You should be pleased my dude. Tinder/POF/whatever are...alright. I've met some weird chicks on there. Maybe it's just the Mojave, but some straight up weirdos. You get lucky though. I'm a big people-watcher, and that's half the reason I have a tinder. I'm nosy as fuck. When I lived in San Diego, I used to Uber down to a bar in Coronado, sip on beer and smoke on the patio all day, just watching people.

The oldest i know of is 16, he's her primary fuck buddy. She's really cute, blonde hair, blue eyes, petite, a cup tits, perfect ass. She lost her v last summer, she says she always uses a condom which id like to believe, I'm sure she has done it without at least once or twice though. I've never seen or heard her getting fucked. I'm m

>White people

A tinder hookup of mine, a dark skin black girl, used to love baby play. She'd get all dressed up, I'd "care for her", change her diaper, feed her. She used to love getting fucked acting as a little kid. Super weird. I slowly broke it off once I changed a shitty diaper, baby wipes and all. It ain't just wypipo.

so she was 11 when she started... how long has her dad been fucking her then.. u said u seen her naked. how that happen.. story

would you want to see or hear it? or do it yourself?

I was coked off my nut at a work party and ended up back at one the girls houses, she was so hot, we kissed a few times on the stairs and I was grabbing her ass when she was coming near me, my confidence was +100 due to the gear. When everyone was leaving I stayed behind. We ended up at her sofa and I was giving her head, at first she was moaning so loudly I was rock hard but she was so drunk in the end I had to stop. She got herself together and took me up stairs and stripped, what a body, I thought I was going to bang her raw but again she was too drunk and just wanted to lay on me. She crashed but I was still buzzing off my nut, lay there beside this hot chick most of the night horned to the moon, I did grope her ass a few times and when it got bright outside I did sneak a look at her body once it twice. Anyway next morning finished the rest of my gear in her bathroom, she woke up and came downstairs, don't know why I kissed her on the cheek and walk of shamed it home. Not a word spoke between us in work since but have met eyes just briefly. Have hated myself ever since though as I've a girlfriend who adores me and baby with her. Yeah I know I'm a scumbag, I've have honestly never done anything like that before.

I live with my aunt to save money on housing at college. She suffers from eczema quite badly and a month ago she got into a car accident which led to one of her hands being fractured, so initially after the accident she asked if I could help her apply the cream that she needs during the night. Walked into her room that night and she was just in her thong and bra so I could apply the cream properly but would never go near her tits or vagina because I was scared she might tell my parents. But 2 weeks ago she asked me if she could take of her bra and if I could apply the cream there and on her buttocks because the eczema is prominent there. Since then I've constantly been getting a boner when I massage the cream in there and she's poked fun at me a few times for having a boner but I can't stop it from happening. I've also tried to flirt back to her by spending extra time in those areas and trying to get her excited from the massage in those areas but still a little bit scared because she's Lebanese (married my white uncle) so I dont know the boundaries and what I can do. Any suggestions?

I have dissociative identity disorder and was unaware of it at the time of this event. I was told today that I raped my ex girlfriend. It explained a lot of things but the thing is I dont remember it. I wasnt drunk but apparently I did it more than once and told her no means yes. I hate myself for this and I hate that I cant even remember it.

Yes. Hand her the container of cream and tell her "do it yourself". You don't want eczema dick.

Good news. If you massage her tits, ass and push and other people find out - she will be thought of as the pedo/weird one - not you. She wants it for sure so make sure you touch her pussy and asshole. Say they look dry and moisturise then. Wear loose fitting shorts so your cock shows more. I want a follow up on this story do u have KIK or something

It’s not contagious

After my little sister saw my dad blow a load on my mom, she asked me what that was about. I told her it makes boys feel really good to do that. I was 14, she was 10. And I seized the opportunity. I asked her if she wanted to see what it was like. So we went to my room, I made her take her top off and left her in her panties. I started by dry humping her and as I got closer, I straddled her and ended up blowing my load all over her chest and stomach. She liked that I told her how pretty she looked. This became a regular thing for us.

We're in our 20s now and she recently told me our sexual relationship when we were kids caused her to become a major cumslut now.

>comfortably dropped $200 dollars on patches

Patches? Outta the loop here. What that?

Sounds like she's still game.

I regularly cheat on my fiance with men, I don't mean to and I always say its the last time but then I get high and can't help myself

how old when she started to suck u off.. how old when u 2 started fucking.. did she have a bubblebutt.. what did she look like... what she look like now.. pic of her now..

I've seen her naked quite a few times, she's not shy at all really. She was drying off with a towel in front of me After she got out of the hot tub, took off her swim suit, finished drying off before wrapping the towel around and going inside

It would be fun to watch her, I bet she is an amazing fuck toy but I'd never actually try to do anything with her

does she got a bubble butt or she the leggy type... sounds like she likes u... how u know when she got done fucking... have u ever talk to her about the sex and how often do u buy condoms for her

I wouldn't say no.

I got her to suck me off when she was 11. I started showing her porn. Fucked her the first time when she was around 12, I finally got the nerve up to do it. Before that it was all dry humping and jacking off on her. After we started fucking we started experimenting a bit. She loved fucking me, and I loved fucking her. The first time cumming inside her was incredible. It was great being each other's firsts. We're still very close.

She was a cute kid, has grown into a lovely woman. She's 5'6" now, probably 150lbs, just the right amount of thick. Mousey brown hair and green eyes. Sorry, won't be posting pics.

So you're gay?

I don't know, I have to brooch the subject carefully. We both love pegging, though, I can reduce my boy to a crying bowl of jelly in an hour.

You know it's true. Except that it turns out I'm into a some fucked up shit, so maybe black girls are into fucked up shit as well.

Wouldn't be much of a secret if I started posting pics of him everywhere, who knows how much danger that could put him in. Rich people have reach and he's been to a lot of Arab countries where that kind of shit will get you executed.

still doing it?

Yeah, I guess I'm into it myself. It's still a fun stereotype.

The last time we fucked was on her 21st birthday.

You don't have to post face pics user
Show off that femboi body you love pegging

Yeah I'm just worried that she may twist it and say it was my idea for her to strip and took advantage of her. When I apply the cream to the tits and massage it in she enjoys that aspect of it and even likes it when I put it on the buttocks but the few times I've lifted up the thong she gives me this what are you doing kind of look so I never know if to proceed or not. I've lowkey seen her stare at my dick a few times but also it could just be in that direction and I may be mistaking it. I just want to somehow be a bit more adventurous but still safe. Sorry i dont have kik

does he tell u what those arabs make him do.. story if he does

Sorry, I won't risk that.

Not ever.

I only found out he was an escort a couple of weeks ago, he still doesn't know that I know. He's probably just some white arm candy, it's all the rage in the middle east to have a white girl. He looks like a fucking super model.

so... very recently?

How old is she now?

I'm 28, she's 24 now. So our last time was 3 years ago. It mostly stopped when she moved away to go to grad school.

what was her favorite positions and how old when she starte to take control.. was she tight the 1st time. any regrets

does she swallow or spit... last time u 2 fucked..

experimenting how?

She is trying to maintain deniability. You gotta do this quick. Do u have a burner email I can contact u on

r u going to tell him that u found out...

We mostly fucked missionary at first. But she used to love getting on top to ride me and prone fucking.

At first the few times I had her suck my dick early on I would just cum on her body and face. She started learning to swallow around the time she turned 13 and from there it was a 50/50 split of swallow/facials.

u r both young.. where did u go to have sex.. did u ever get caught.. ever got close to getting caught.. what was her body like at 13... what was ur fave position to fuck her

There's interest indeed

We have to talk about a lot of things. I don't know if he wants to transition or what he wants to do. I don't care either way for that, I could be perfectly happy with him as my girlfriend. He's pretty much my girl now, he's gentle and kind, and sweet to everyone, he's nurturing with children. I knew he was very fem, (very, very fem) but I'm pretty sure he feels no sexual attraction to men.

Of course I didn't know he's a hooker, so I might not be the best judge of horse flesh.

I'm only realising just how much shit he's gotten from clients. I feel like I must have spent the last two years with my hands over my eyes.

>>was housesitting for the mayor and fucked my gf in every room of their house, including their kids' rooms

>>buddy's gf decided to break up with him and wanted to fuck me first because I "deserved it for being better than him in every way"

>>introduced my sidepiece to my group of friends and she ended up dating and then marrying one, now I have to find a new sidepiece

We mostly had sex in my room. She would come to my room at night after she was supposed to go to bed and my parents were in their room with the door closed. So it was easy to sneak around. The best days were the ones where mom would go to the store or run errands. That was like instant fuck time for us. My sister loved pleasing me. And once we got the hang of things I loved getting her off too, eating her tight little pussy. We usually fucked like 3-4 times a week, both of our teenage bodies were raging, so we did it as much as we could.

Favorite position for me was fucking her in the ass in a prone position.

Her ass is pretty proportionally average size but is perfectly round profile wise. She doesn't live with me but she fucks a couple times a week at least. We never really talked about it. I'll buy her a couple boxes every other week or so, I try to get her a variety, last ones I got were warming sensation.

Yeah I get that but her being Lebanese and not giving clear signs makes it ultra difficult for me and even then I don't know how far she'll go. Idk maybe I should lower my shorts a little bit and tease her a bit by letting her see some of it

Found out a couple years into marriage that my wife has a latent incest fetish.

She fucks at your house? Ever think about a hidden camera?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

how did u find out that she was having sex and how did her parents not found out yet

u say u dont want to so anything. what does ur peen say...

r u worried about her getting preggo

>Favorite position for me was fucking her in the ass in a prone position.
when did that start and how big were her tittays at 13 ande how big r they now. how big is her ass now

is she a moaner or screamer AND kinkiest place u had sex

I met and convinced a teen girl to come to my city. Met her on Final Fantasy 11. Stayed for a weekend.

I shot a man (in minecraft) just to watch him die.

Sadly, you could well be right about most... but not everyone
Pic related - my wife with a late night visitor

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Good idea. Let her see it.

ur a sick fuck... kek

I dont have a burner one rn, but send yours through and I'll try to keep you updated

As a young boy, I was prostituted and fucked with older men for money.
I loved it and would do it again.

how did you get away without getting banned?

They were small at 13, she's got solid Cs now.

She moaned a lot when we were kids, she got more enthusiastic over time. Best place was in the back seat of my car on Vine St overlooking Hollywood (there's a great lookout spot above the 101 freeway in an area called Beachwood Canyon here in LA). I think I was 19 at the time.

what she look like.. how long u fuckes her for... any drugs involve... age difference... bubble butt or big tittays?

The sister of one of my good friends through HS was a fuck buddy for awhile, a year or so. Every time I was over there, usually Friday/Saturday to party, we’d fuck like rabbits.
Secret part: I wore a rubber every time. Her bed was tucked into a corner of her room. 99% of the time after I was done I’d toss the rubber between her bed and the wall. Don’t know why, but that was the routine. I never checked and she never said anything after we stopped fooling around, but I can only imagine the mess back there.

I'm 29 and I've never had a girlfriend before, that means I've never had sex in my entire life

When I heard the mod'a whistling, I hung my head and cried.

does he pussy feel different now.. can u tell she not as tight when she was younger

do u like makig her slut it up... sexy outfits and shit likew that

Before we ever got together, my girlfriend and I used to party in the same group of friends. One day we were hanging out at a bar with our circle. We decided that my then girlfriend and I would get a hotel room, and my now-wife would come and crash with us since we were all too high/drunk to go home safely. My girlfriend and I started fucking and my now wife masturbated while watching us. When I was about to finish, my girlfriend stroked my load out into my now wife's mouth. That's when I knew she was a keeper.

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Email me bro

I have a gf but I'm not sexually attracted to her at all I can only jerk off to shota, loli and furry porn now

That is a fucking phenomenal story. Any chance I can get more details on this?

We last fucked a few years ago for her birthday. She's got a great pussy and excellent muscle control. Not sure about now, but I imagine it's still great. Her boyfriend is a lucky man.

No, didn't ever make her do anything. But loved when we could sneak out of the house to fuck. She'd always wear dresses, and I'd cum inside her. One time she wasn't wearing panties and after we fucked she leaked cum all over my car's passenger seat. It was fun telling our parents "oh, we're going to Disneyland!" (we had annual passes) only to go and fuck each other in some remote spot nearby.

Latina girl. Puerto Rican. DSL lips and a big ass. Flat chest. Short. Goth kinda girl. 6 year difference. No drugs. Fucked her for 3 days.

I mean, apart from my girlfriend telling my now wife "I want you to swallow his cum like a good little slut" and then stroking my load into her mouth, that's really all there is to say.

Back to your original story, how'd she end up seeing your dad blow a load on your mom?

If I'm remembering what she told me back then, she heard them fucking and saw their bedroom door wasn't completely closed. So she snuck over and watched them fuck and saw him cum on mom.

>vagina issues

can't believe you fell for that meme

dubs confirmed... how old were u both at this time

youtube.com/watch?v=xEIH2NRgPfI

She was 10, I was 14 when this happened.

doggie? she spit or swallow... anal? do u still talk or play with each other..

> latent incest fetish.
Describe - what makes it latent

You were driving a car in Orange County at 14 with your 10 year old sister?

My wife has multiple sclerosis and has been in decline for a while now. We haven't had sex in years and she got her best friend to step in as a surrogate. The friend moved in with us recently too.

doggie and other positions. I made her swallow. And yes, after over a decade, we still keep in touch. We dont play FF11 anymore but we kept close contact.

No. I got my first car when I was 18, until then we were fucking at home exclusively. Once I could drive us around, that's when that kinda stuff started happening.

You a Steelers fan bro?
Let's party

Get a ProtonMail.com account and email me bro

>>was in there for quite a while and thought he might rob me in the back of my head

the fuck do you have in the back of your head?

Nope.

Been with my wife for 15 years now, married for 12 of those. We met when we were both 32. She's always been pretty adventurous in bed. A couple years into marriage, about 6 months before we decided to have kids, we decided to be try-sexuals, and get a bunch of stuff off our bucket list before she went off birth control and we settled down.
Used CL and AFF and did a bunch of crazy things. Three experiences that are pertinent here:
1) Responded to an ad placed by a college student who wanted to try a mother/son fantasy - he was barely 18 at the time (we did check the ID), but looked even younger. The three of us worked out a pretty hot roleplay fantasy in a hotel. Was originally just going to be roleplay, some light touching and maybe oral. She ended up taking his virginity while roleplaying that she was his mom. It went further than planned because of how into it she was.
2)She'd always wanted to try something with an older guy, so we placed our own ad. The guy she ended up picking bore a pretty decent resemblance to her own father. Without any prompting or discussion before hand, she called him daddy right before sucking his cock. Called him daddy several times while he fucked her from behind.
3) Her older brother lives on a beach in another state, and let us use his house while he had to travel for work. We placed an ad to find a third for our first threesome. Got a ton of replies and the one we settled on again resembled him. When he showed up, as we were getting acquainted, she asked him if he would be okay with her calling him by her brother's name, and if he would take a shower before we got started, and then use her brother's soap, deodorant, and cologne before we got started.
Yeah, so my wife's basically got an incest fetish. We have a 10 year old now. I don't think anything would actually ever come of it, but was hot before.

Oh, also, we grew up in the Hollywood Hills. OC to go to Disneyland was a bit of a drive, so we usually stopped at our outlook spot on Vine which is pretty close to home.

Damn that's a pretty good pep talk, user. Not that same user, but thank you for the solid advice.

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Oh, so you were talking about 14 and 10 for the first time, not the Disneyland. Sorry, misunderstood.

are you an ESL? It means to have a gut feeling.

how old was she then how old is she now

Yep. You're a Stooler fan alright.

I've given each one of my ex girlfriends a hefty collection of nail clippings, used to bite them off and drop them behind the bed

ever been caught fucking or invited anyone to join

how old was she when she started to take it up the ass

>some remote spot nearby
>remote
>nearby

these are mutually exclusive, pick one

holy shit, what's the current living situation like?

Never caught (miracle in hindsight), never had anyone else involved. She let me fuck her ass for the first time for my 18th birthday, so she would've been 14.

Your autism is showing.

I aint saying her age, officer. Nice try.
Young teen is all i will say. you can fill in the gaps

We just sold our first home, it was 2 stories and it just wasn't tenable anymore for my wife. So we bought a 3 bedroom single story. The master bedroom is for my wife and I, and the bedroom at the front of the house is for the girlfriend. It's been difficult, my wife is only 35. I think if we're lucky we basically only have 3-4 years left.

ever fucked her so hard and long that she had problems walking normal

how old were u both when u gotten over the fact ur brother sister and just had fun fucking each other

Not him but how long have you two been married? Have any kids? How did she take the news when you found out what was wrong?

>ever fucked her so hard and long that she had problems walking normal

That's just silly, but I have made her sore before just from fucking too much.

We never really had an issue with it.

We've been together 12 years now, married for 8. No kids. We were both devastated when we found out. We tried keeping things "normal" in terms of our sex life as much as we could. She had good days and bad days. Once she realized she wouldn't be able to have a normal sex life with me, and apparently she knew her best friend had a crush, she made the proposal to the two of us.

every girl is 18 even if op says 10.. there 18... always... kek

What's her name?

I feel for you man, does she intend on riding it out entirely? And is the girlfriend just there for that ride or is there more to it?

I've never read such fuckery in my life. I thought I had problems but some of you. WOW.

Anyway, my secret. I'm dealing with some kind of neck disc issue that fucked up my sight. Might lose my job. Just found out my dick is affected. I was trying to fap it and it just wouldn't get all the way up.

Gf had been hinting she wants to fuck tomorrow night so yeah. Luckily if I have issues she'll understand what with the spine trouble.

wheres a good local (L.A) hotspot for fucking .. asking for a friend...

how did u feel when u found out that she wasnt going to fuck u anymore.

I sneezed the other day and now my dick is in my mouth and my tongue is where my dick used to be, haven't told my gf yet but i think we can make it work

We haven't had the quality of life discussion yet. She's still mobile, but is just incapable of certain things now that the disease is progressing. It's been in the back of my head though.

The girlfriend and I always got on great before all of this. The friendship has definitely progressed into a very fulfilling relationship. My wife and I have adjusted well and we've adapted our lives into a nice poly-committed situation for the three of us.

There are fun spots all over. The aforementioned spot on Vine in Beachwood Canyon was great. We stopped at a rest stop on the highway up to Mount Wilson once. That was later on, we actually fucked up against the back of the car. Parking lots along the beach in the Belmont Shores area of Long Beach, Point Fermin in San Pedro. Lots of nice little spots.

Is she a hideous cow?

I was a kid and had to share a bed in a hotel room with my sister. At one point I woke up and she was cuddling with me, okay, nothing weird. I roll onto my side and rearrange her to spoon her. I end up having a rager of a sex dream. I wake up around 5AM, my dick is poking out of my pajama pants and my sister's ass is covered in cum. Thankfully she didn't wake up and it mostly dried by the time she woke up.

all of these places u fucked at and not one evil eye why a guy like u is with a 14 yo girl.. is that how L.A is like or does she look older back then

Honestly, at night they're all pretty low traffic areas. It was easy to pull off.

Wait, so you got rid of your then gf for the swallower?

that GF and I broke up about a year later, my wife and I started dating 4 years later.

Save'n it for marriage, your wife will be blessed

sorry to hear bout your wife user, hope you make the most of things

Pretty sure that's ever Steelers Fan's story

>vaginismus
underlying cause is generally a fear that penetration will hurt

Dots or feathers?

>co-worker
>employed

dots

What was your reddit handle femanon?

i heard la is full of party and drugs.. ever been and do u ever pass off ur sis as ur gf

>The three of us worked out a pretty hot roleplay fantasy in a hotel. Was originally just going to be roleplay, some light touching and maybe oral. She ended up taking his virginity while roleplaying that she was his mom. It went further than planned because of how into it she was.

I want to know more about what was planned and what actually happened

may have frequently shared my 14 yr old gf online without her knowing nor the recipients knowing her age

LA/Hollywood is an interesting place. My dad works in the business. Been to some interesting parties. I've taken my sister to a few. But most people already knew us, so they knew I was her brother.

Man, I'm sorry to hear that. Almost 30 years ago, when I was 14, I got injured in a track and field practice. I ran track, and this dude practicing discus ended up throwing it off line, and the discus nailed me at the base of my neck. I was paralyzed for about 20 minutes. There are parts of my body that still don't have full normal sensation, and I have weird ED issues as a result. There's ways of working around it, but fuck, nerve issues fucking suck.

story now

Ummm, that's not here, is it? Otherwise, I am going to need to drill holes in my HD.

there are parks all over man. Ive fucked at those little parks that only hold a half-assed jungle gym and not much else. There are a few of them strewn across L.A. There tends not to be much traffic and then there is some added excitement as they tend to be surrounded by houses so you never know if you have a little audience watching somewhere

how old r u and ur sister now. do u hate giving up ur sister to another guy. when the last time u talked.. since no one asked... i will... did u took pics and vids of fucking each other.

Siggydiggidy?

We're both in our mid/late 20s now. I knew it couldn't last forever. We spoke yesterday. And no, we didn't, we're not stupid.

pretty much met some 14 year old online, pretending to be older, cuz of course daddy issues and all that. I saw through that shit right away and just jumped on the opportunity. She may have been 14 but out in public she looked almost 12. But fuck did she have a crazy fucking sex drive. From day 1 she was intent on having me fuck her. She had me feel her up all over in an alley. I never did anything with anyone so young, so you can imagine how both harrowing and exciting this all was. It really only escalated from there, obviously.

I would never as that is against the law which I would never break

ooof these stories fuck with me. I still share a bed with my sister but if I make cums in the bed she makes me sleep on the floor :( you got lucky

I dont understand

Stayed over a friend's house. When everyone was asleep, I grabbed one of her slip ons and went into her bathroom to jerk off into them. Lucky for me, her she keeps her laundry hamper in there so I grabbed a pair of her thongs as well. Dont think I've ever cum as hard as I did that night...dick was aching for an hour

The thought of fucking my fat mums pussy gets be absolute diamonds, I would literally pay her to have my way with her milf holes

I was mortified when it happened, I was just glad she had no idea what had happened. Our parents were on another bed in the same room. If they had any idea, I would've been in so much trouble. She was wearing a nightshirt and it had pulled up a little, so all my cum got on her panties.

mos amount of times fucking in one day
craziest public place u had sex at
which made u cum harder.. fucking ur sister or fucking someone young

We had a few times when we were both pretty young when we fucked 3-4 times in a day. Weirdest public spot was the rest stop on the Mount Wilson highway. My sister makes me cum hard to this day. My girlfriend has no idea about it. Sometimes I think about fucking my sister when I'm in my girlfriend.

Glad you went though. My family dog just got a tooth removed and they found a big growth in its mouth.... better to be safe then sorry

wait so u shared her pixtures or u took pictures of fucking her ans share those..

if she look 12 in person wouldnt she look young in the pics.. did u blur her face and what she look like

Whenever I want to break up with a girl, I try to hold out a few extra weeks to see if I can't sleep with her mom. Doesn't matter if she's hot or not, it's a matter of principle. So far I'm batting around .800.

you nasty fucker, hope you know you molested your dog

well it was a mix of the 2. I shared her pics and pics of me fucking her. YEah she looked 12 because she wore very childish clothing and mature clothing didn't make her look much older: young, young face, mixed with short stature. But without clothes on, she could pass for 18 if I said she was. But I think her pubic hair and tit development and her thighs were giveaways but people didn't really notice that.

what does ur gf look like... how did u meet her

Girlfriend is a bit different from my sister. She's 5'8", about 125lbs, red hair. We met through a mutual friend.

I did this, thought about her sister for not cumming too fast, later i fucked the sister couple of times. Felt so good to think about it while fucking her

I've only dated three girls in my life, and somehow all three of them have ended up getting knocked up by their dads.

My GF ties me up every night, sometimes she beats me, and a few times now she's taken me for a walk at night on a leash.

"somehow" as if you didn't seduce their fathers, jar their cum, and inseminate their daughters with their dad's cum while they slept.

Close, but I pulled the ol' oil change maneuver. All you need is catheter and a jar of cum.

I knew and that's what made it so hot. I got lucky at a few parties and got to rape some passed out chicks that I was sure would never even speak to me if she was awake. It was the best feeling ever when I was near her in school after it happened and she had no idea it was me.

soooooo whats her sex drive like... does she spit or swallow... creampie... have u shared her... what kind of daddy issues... bubble butt... what she look like... her fave position

I have two actually:
When I was about 14 me and my best friend at the time buttfucked each other on three separate occasions
and
When I was 17 I was with this 15 year old chick that used to legitimately love anal play, one time we had a couple of beers and I was fingerblasting her butthole and she basically shit down my wrist lol

who do u think is the better fuck.. ur sister or gf

did u fuck ur gf at the same spots u fuck ur sister

They're both great lays. Prefer my sister just because of familiarity.

No, I've never fucked her in the same places.

its not rape if there not conscious enough to say no... and ages of the girls.. if u know.. did u cum in them

I've done this more times than I'm proud to admit.

From a purely legal sense it isn't the no but the lack of a yes that makes it rape. I don't get to make the rules but they are what they are. Philosophically I know it was rape because there is no way they would have said yes if they were awake. Ages varied but my first couple were in high school so 15ish. I didn't always use condoms because I was stupid sometimes.

I'm a reasonably attractive guy who's had no trouble getting laid, but I'm addicted to asian massage parlors. I think I enjoy transactional sex more than emotional sex. It's just so much simpler.

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Sex drive, especially to start was off the wall. She was wanted to be dominated thoroughly from the start. Wanted me ordering her around and make her completely submissive. She loves being tied up, spit on, made to deepthroat, bathe in my cum, swallow my cum, but since getting her on birth control, cumming in her little teen pussy has been nothing but bliss. Fucking amazing too, she'll wrap her little legs around me and hold me in when I say I'm about to cum. Her favorite position I think is when we're on our sides facing each other, she says that's when she can feel every bit of movement inside her most clearly.

Did you cum in her ass? How she felt about it?

I am kind of proud but I can only brag about it here. No one in my life knows I did this. I was chronically alone back then so I had no friends to brag to. I wanted to but I knew the normies would be disgusted with me no matter how hot the girls were.

I've cum on and in every possible hole. She loved it. Our relationship was always very loving.