I am a young Peruvian who woke up from a coma since October 2006

I am a young Peruvian who woke up from a coma since October 2006
The world has changed a lot.
Ask me whatever you want

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Did you pretend to not wake up for a couple days so you could enjoy the sponge baths?

Did you get molested while in the coma

if this is real, this is gold.

That guy did not see the world become real life cyberpunk.

You're in for one wild ride buddy.

LOL, I was like “WTF, WHERE AM I, How I've been shitting this time and what's in my ass?“

When did you wake up and how old were you when you went into a coma?

I don’t remember, maybe yes

Post a link to your situation (as it would be newsworthy) or fuck off with your Larp.

do a test if you can fit more than 2 finger then yes

Do you have any tips for people who are thinking of comatosing?

I saw an iPhone 11. Holy shit !! This was awesome

Peruvian puff PEPPER?

3 day ago. When I fall in coma I was 12 years old.
How I’m 26 WTF

Holy great fuck tripsdubdub

Did you woke up to the sweet sweet odour of caldo de paloma?

Get drunk as fuck

Sooo...you did not get outside yet?

Omg 2 fingers
Waaaaaa I’m 26 and I haven’t sex

what put you in the coma?

Not yet. I got a tablet 1h ago.

Building falling above me, there was a strong earthquake in Pisco and my house fall above me. They told me I was months in intensive care, then I fall in coma

I’m thinking on suicide. You could say “you fight and win, this is really hard, go on” but I’m 26, last thing I remember is being a kid. I have not a proffesion now, I was good at school, I’m very thin now, don’t know nothing about last years, family has a great bill to pay

have you masturbated yet?

What is that?

Faaaaaakeeeee

That's a great way to show your family all that expense was wasted.

Everyone knows.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

rub your pecker up and down real fast til it squirts

try to hold the squirt til the nurse comes back in to clean your shitty ass up then blow it on her

Did you go on Cred Forums before you went into a coma?

No. A fat boy with glasses told me to enter here.
I saw videos, sounds great. Young ugly Nurse makes me hard

So you woke up 3 days ago and a fat boy with glasses already told you to check this place out?

agreed
post some proof OP
your med chart or something

& btw FUCK YOU CAPTCHA!

i doubt I think OP is lying and people here are just humouring him

it you can only be on a coma for a while after that the brain starts to sort of die and the person becomes reatrded. Go watch coma videos of people coming out of comas people come out retarded they have to learn to walk talk and eat on there own. Firstly after the first two weeks the body becomes fucked up so no muscles and it needs to. Some guy was in a coma for 20 years i think that's the longest anyone been the guy can't get out of bed he's like a parrot

I wonder how bad it would be if it was for 14 years

Here's a handy comparison
4 years in a coma: Cred Forums poster
10 years in a coma: Trump voter
14 years in a coma: Bernie voter

Peru's medical system isn't keeping anyone on life support for 14 years. Stop it with this jewish garbage.

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>The world has changed a lot.
It really hasn't. Smartphones. That's the bulk of it.

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