Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

How do you feel about black people?

What are your thoughts on male chastity devices and have you ever locked a guy in one or ever wanted to

Jeez, crazy how babies come out of that little hole

...

>Black
>People
Pick one

Yeah luckily not all women have one of those messy things
~t

~t stands for tranny obviously
You cuntlapping faggots should be permabanned

Well I don't want a woman who doesn't want kids

nah it's cool. we don't even care.
How big is your dick?

He meant not all 'women' have a female pussy who makes babies

Kill yourself you hateful bigot
T is my name Tiff
Die in a fire cunt I’ll fucking cut your throat maggot

Die alone then loser

~t

>calls someome a hateful bigot
>racist
wew lad

wanna see my cock?

I even had trip 4's and you skipped my question

Did you cut it off yet?

What's your preferred pube management style for yourself and your man? Have you ever recieved imput on it from your partner or given it?

Die in a fire

Die from a botched suicide

I like it trimmed and i like my men to be trimmed

~t

Can you bear children?

What are good conversation topics when first meeting girls? Ive heard it doesnt really matter as long as I keep the conversation talking.

Whats that got to do with anything?
~t

can you or can you not? Do your ovaries produce oocytes that can conceive a sperm cell?

Well thanks for the clarification

Not all women can conceive babies user no need to be insensitive about it.
Always be kind. Kindness is what will make the world a better place.

Just make us laugh

~t

Thank you for ignoring me

Why didn't you wait with sex until our marriage?
Why do you lurk the sewers of the internet?
What's your fucking problem with me?
Why are you fucking awful?
Why don't you kill yourself?
How has your day been so far?

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Can I be kind and still speak to reality, facts and truth?

Are some 5 year olds, 6'3 tall, 220lbs vikings called Björn, acutally girls and should they demand to shower with their peers in pre-school after swimming class?

I seriously believe that the world would have been a million times better without girls on the internet.
What do you think about this? Be honest. You're anonymous.

I wasnt given the chance to wait
Rest of your questions are dumb and so are you

Diaagree all you would have would be computer games and other boring stuff

What are you even talking about?
~t

What's your opinion on furries? Would you ever date one?

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Really BITCH

You're an awful woman. How can you call me dumb?
Isn't the male stronger than the woman?
Doesn't the male get the erection?
Seriously, this is why I hate all women. Because you're all the fucking same. You're fake. You cheat. You lie. You whore and you're sluts. How the fuck do you dare to even reply to my post?
Don't you know anyone could be anonymous?

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>I wasnt given the chance to wait

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Hey, I really hate to whiteknight here, but your impotent rage is shitting up the thread. So please fuck off back to

Just... no

Kys loser

Lol you’re fat aren’t you

Kys cunt

~t

Your the loser can't even answer a simple question

>Impotent rage
I'm not even mad. I'm just not fake like you
I've got a bit of fat yes but it's there because I eat food.
No I won't kill myself and I'm definitely not a cunt.
Unless we're all cunts of course. Then I'm the biggest cunt

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This thread of yours has failed, tranny

I am the OP now

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>Just... no
Why not? We only wear the suits if we're hanging out with other furries.

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Bitches ain't shit

>Flamespams the thread
>I'm not even mad.
Sure, kid

Respect the age limits of sexual procreation

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>44 replies
>OP

Hello everyone.

Making small talk about the weather and stuff is usually alright, it usually doesn’t get creepy unless you do t take no for an answer.

Why do you think we are?

It’s Tiffany, our resident tranny.

Moving from here to kik or WhatsApp with conversation I’d assume.

I’d rather avoid them.

No and no.

No.

I shave, but for a guy I do t feel it’s necessary.

~Anna~

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Kys

Kys

Fat lol i knew it
Off you go tubby

~t

(you)
Fucking nutcase

~t

I am a kid alright!
The tall men have a tendency of psychopathy and are usually thinking about killing people taller than them. They bully shorter men like me because they don't want us to be as dominant as them. Their genes are of primitive regression and their breath contains bacteria that supresses the growth genes and kill other bacteria that doesn't match the hosts' own bacteria. A consequence of this is that the dick never grows big because it requires variation of bacterial flora.

Why should I take advice from a femoid?

I bet you got cucked by some black ass bitch that took your boyfriend without you reacting.

The weather is a good start, especially if you live in a place where it’s a bit unpredictable.

>I’m celibate.
>It keeps me entertained.
>I don’t know you.
>I dunno.
>I’ve got my son here now.
>Cold and wet.

Depends on the kinds of girls we’re talking about.

No, I like kemonomi and anthro, but western furries are kinda weird.

~Anna~

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This thread is shit and you are a larper faggot

How does it feels having a big dick inside of you?

Kek, the pot calls the kettle black.

This isn’t an advice thread per se, more of a q&a thread.

Nice, I’m pretty small and most anything feels like it’s stretching me.

~Anna~

Its the best feeling
I prefer anal too ;)

You’re a thousand times more crazy then i could ever be

~t

Why should I bother with a femoid's opinion?

how often do you fart?

Remember to breathe

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Can you describe on detail for me to fap?
About how it feels being filled up

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If you don't have a hymen left, you should kill yourself and even if you have a hymen, you should kill yourself because the world is ending very soon.

I don’t know, I haven’t cut off my genitals yet. uwu

You don’t have to, if you don’t want to be in these threads then don’t be, filter them.

Probably as much as the next person user.

Eh, it just feels like a stretching and then a fullness. You have tons of nerve endings in the vagina that are very sensitive and can pretty well feel everything on a dick. It feels really nice, especially if he bottoms out.

~Anna~

Why are you all flat assed?

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‘Vaginal’ sex counts as anal with you since they probably used your colon muscle to create your stink ditch you fucking freak. And I’d prefer anal too if I had to dig puss riddled hair balls out of my ass vagina.

What Anna said but only if he is at least 7 inches with good girth
Anything less and its cringe

Go fap to dead dictator pics you fucking psycho

Not nice
And also not true

~t

Ok "girls"
You are just like men. We all make mistakes. What you lack is forgiveness. You feel cruel yet you don't even know what evil is.
I know you want money but really what you need is love. Yet you hate us for being just like you. If you can't love yourselves, how can I possibly love you?

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I have a tough time fucking my chubby gf. Any suggestions?

How do you have sex with her without her noticing?

Ok fatty

>chubby girlfriend
Since you’ve found your place in life as a bottomfeeding loser the next thing for you to progress to would be suicide victim. Kys

~t

Why should I kill myself if the world’s ending soon? I’d rather ride it out with my family.

I have a decent one I think.

After this thread perhaps, you naughty boy.

I forgive people, I forgave my dad for years of abuse and was his caregiver on his deathbed. And I’ve never had much use for money, I just wanted love. Unfortunately it didn’t work out for me, but I’m at peace with that.

~Anna~

Is "rape" still "rape" to someone with a vagina?

You seem like a nice person

Whew, um...maybe doggie with her lifting one leg up? I think that should give you a little more access...?

You don’t unless you’ve drugged her

~Anna~

this daily thing is too daily. i've been seeing this thread for MONTHS. close to YEARS.. ...FUCKING YEARS STOP IT GOD DAMN IT PLEASE STOP IT GO OUTSIDE, PLAY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK OR FUCKING CARE, JUST PLEASE STOP IT AND GET A LIFE OUTSIDE OF Cred Forums. YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. NOBODY WILL REMEMBER THIS. NOBODY IS GOING TO FUCKING PONDER ALL DAY LONG ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID IN A TEMPORARY THREAD ON THE ONE THOUSAND-SOMETHING'th MOST POPULAR SITE ON THE INTERNET. FUCKING STOP IT.

Oh be nice

*kiss*

Yes

>boy
Kys cunt ill fucking cut your throat maggot

;)

~t

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if I had a question about vaginas or the way the female body works then I would go ask my girlfriend

if I had a question about vaginas or the way the female body works, I would ask me girlfriend, not someone on Cred Forums. not usually.

Are you having a seizure Tiffany?

~Anna~

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Ok fatty

Are you fucking still here why have you not slashed up yet you piece of shit
;x

~t

Yes

Damn those digits. The only actual women here are Vchan and Anna, they’ve timestamped and are generally pretty chill. Tchan has never actually proven its identity even as a trans person, it usually comes to these threads to be a salty cunt or a perverted fag. Don’t take anything it says seriously.

Thats bullshit ive posted tits and even my pussy

And im pretty chill too

~t

my girlfriend has a much higher sex drive than me but sometimes I just wanna chill but she takes it as me not finding her attractive. What do?

Post it again then so we can see the gaping maw you whore.

No

I only post it for gentlemen who are nice not little bitchass punks

~t

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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>slashed up?
Like my wrists? It doesn’t work, I tried when I was a teenager. Regardless I have a lot to live for now, so I’m in a pretty good place. Got some cool scars though.

Tiff, I love bantering with you, but you are anything but chill lol.

Why not try explaining the situation to her? That it’s not her, it’s just that you’re not as interested in sex. You can also use toys with her so she can still get off, but feels like she’s doing something together with you.

~Anna~

I like that toy idea. Thanks Anna!

My pleasure user, take care and good luck!

~Anna~

Maybe try hanging yourself this time?

That was shitty advice basically saying your dicks not big enough so use a plastic one lol

~t

Like I said, I’m in a pretty good place right now, so I’m not planning on it. Hanging is pretty easy though, just compress the veins in your neck until you pass out. Not super uncomfortable unless you suspend yourself. But nah, if I do it it will be when I’m ready with a bottle of Nembutal in the desert to be near Papa.

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We both know you’re going to do it anyway so why not do it now?

Stream it too while you’re at it

~t

Well, I have my son for starters, I love him more than anything and wouldn’t want to hurt him in that way. He’s planning on proposing to his gf soon and I’d like to see if I get grandchildren, and more especially if they’re born with dark hair since were all blonde. I also have many friends I’ve made over the years here, it would be somewhat selfish to just leave them. I don’t want to get old and decrepit, no, I think I’ll probably make the decision to go to Libya if I ever become a burden to those I care about. Suicide is a very private thing, I have no idea why some people stream it to be honest.

Being a tranny you must think of it yourself, ever tried?

~Anna~

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Look it might not be the most popular idea but a murder suicide for you and your son might not be the worst idea, think about it. Carbon monoxide together perhaps?

And no im mentally very strong and happy why the fuck would i want that you fucking whore cunt pise of garbage human shit kys

~t

I recently had drinks with a girl I used to fool around on my wife with and a mutual friend. Apparently she and her boyfriend are fighting and she's living at the mutual friend's house. She brought up the fact that we used to fool around and at one point even listed every night we did it. She has given her boyfriend an ultimatum for her to move back home in thirty days. How should I play this, assuming my goal is to resume our affair?

I want him to be happy and healthy, don’t be silly. And judging from that overly emotional response it seems I might have struck a nerve...

Yeah, I’m not going to touch that user, sorry.

~Anna~

Would you help if I told you I think I'm in love with this girl and I've thought about her every day for two years?

Is she real? Do the two of you interact beyond your daily thoughts of her?

You're*

Damn I keep forgetting to do that, thanks for reminding me!

Yes. We text often. Actually, we've texted every day since we had drinks on Sunday.

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Well damn, shoot your shit then. Ask her to hang out. Worst that happens is you learn a hard lesson about moving on.

>What sort of muscular look are we going for, i'm quite fat
> i'm quite fat

...

ideal body for most chicks is like Brad Pitt in fight club type physique.... that's their equivalent of say Alexis Ren circa 2016

obvs not everyone can be brad pit, but it's the target to at least approximate to... don't need to get massive, just get ripped/in shape.

ideal female physique

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spent some time on female solipsism can u simps explain this shit to me?

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ideal male physique

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No you fucking cunt.

I leave this place for any period of time and you pussies creep back in.

Rule 30. There are no girls on the Internet.
Rule 31. Tits or GTFO.

Fuck you

it's easier for males to make the required adjustments - some chicks won't even have tits like that (fake ones aren't the same), cellulite doesn't shift easy etc...

guys might need to worry about height, sorry manlets, but generally if you work out you can drastically change your attractiveness

some surveys will show body type to be most important - I guess if you're comically small then you're a bit screwed but average height and upwards then just work out

>Yeah luckily not all women have one of those messy things
>~t

LOL

sorry but yes they do, it's like a defining feature... you can call yourself a "woman" in today's society but realistically you're not the same and while the majority of people will be polite, refer to you by your pronouns etc.. and say they accept you as a woman etc.. there are obvious limits.

If you're into girls - most lesbians/bi girls won't date you.

If you're into guys - most straight guys won't date you (arguably no straight guys will and those that call themselves straight and do date you aren't really)

that's the reality of it - people will pander to you out of politeness/current social rules etc.. but the vast majority do not see you as being a "real woman" even if they openly declare things like "trans women are real women"

My wife no longer wants sex. How do I convince her to get me a side piece?

Don't. I don't want to have a conversation with you.

I shouldn't have to look like a billionaire with a private gym to show that I can beat others in a fight and protect her

Really clever comeback, did that take you 4 hours to come up with?