Ylyl thread go for it bois
Ylyl thread go for it bois
Carter Thomas
Jaxon Turner
Michael Cooper
Hahah
William Ortiz
Chase Brooks
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Brayden Wood
Nice repost faggot
Noah Gutierrez
Ayden Kelly
Grayson Phillips
Dylan Collins
reply or mom die
David Wright
O
Luis Stewart
>S.T.T.L.
Sebastian Murphy
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Zachary Edwards
lurk more
Justin Adams
Jaxon Rivera
this is so old... but wtf is it actually?
Logan Sullivan
Nathan Perry
lurk more, it's a porno
Andrew Gray
not a cringe thread
James Kelly
FUCK Dubbi. I don't need that shit on this board too
Tyler Morris
Jordan Parker
beta males be like
Austin Gutierrez
Benjamin Martin
Austin Long
These memes are shit.
I can't understand the author.
I mean, somebody sat down and said "Let's make a meme that's total shit. And pretend it's funny. But nobody will be fooled, because it's shit"
Jayden Bennett
Robert Sanders
The Game
Asher Martin
Fuck you
Joseph Phillips
A wild jihadi appeared
Nathan Long
No
Jordan Sanders
Angel Murphy
Why be an asshole?
Joseph Howard
Adrian Foster
Dylan Nelson
Nolan Morgan
Hudson Scott
Juan Reed
Sebastian Clark
Evan Long
Jack Parker
Eli Wilson
Nicholas Flores
Actually fucking lost nice one
Owen Moore
Luke Russell
Xavier Garcia
The whole dead girlfriend thing is fake you shallow fuck
Asher Murphy
John Reyes
Wow....what a whiny screaming bitch.
Michael Hill
Jackson Johnson
Evan White
You don't get it, it's boomer humor written in the language of zoomers to showcase how retarded everyone his, it's neo post post modernism at is finest
Justin Gutierrez
Dominic Bell
You two have to be leftys, these memes are supposed to be cringe and unfunny on purpose thats it, nothing more banana etc fucking niggers
Lucas Brooks
Of course, it's DePaul
Carter Hughes
Lost, holy shit that's brutal
Matthew Wright
shouldn't the manikin head be black?
Adam Young
p
Luis Hughes
That's not how you spell greenteaneko
Elijah Martinez
This is the worst thread on Cred Forums right now
Jason Smith
What a fucking G
Leo Cox
Good to know I can take one of those to the face and be just fine
Jackson Jackson
Lurk more
Camden Martinez
I thought it was just ancient boomer jokes that are just now hitting India, and it merely looks like postmodern satire or some shit.
Jose Cox
fuck this is real
Gabriel Wilson
Jose Mitchell
Checked
Logan Cox
So ebbic. Can't wait for the part where his Muslim affiliates have to kill him for this
Michael Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez
he kinda makes a point tho
Lincoln Bailey
Kys boomer
William Powell
Isaac Lopez
Adam Robinson
Easton Bennett
By denying Islam is an evil, supremacist, backward ideology for retards. And letting leftists take over media, tech and schools
Justin Stewart
Gavin Jenkins
In this community apparently nobody even knows what a meme actually is. I find it frickin' vexing. Everybody just thinks it's a picture with a funny caption. That's just friggin' image manipulation, my dudes. A meme "is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture" according to WikiPedia and it intentionally rhymes with gene, cause it's kind of a commonly shared information in a community. So about 99% of people here posting something and flavouring it a "meme" are actually just shitposting, cause their thing hasn't spread at all yet.
Justin Clark
Chase Campbell
Parker Phillips
millennials don't know the word "memetic". to be a meme it has to be something someone "remembers".
Jace Sanders
Americans are dumb enough to think they have to choose between Judaism and Islam.
Lincoln James
Carter Russell
You must be new
Liam Brown
kek
Liam Wilson
Omg lllmmmfffaaoooOoooooOoo
Sebastian Gomez
lmao dads always telling it like it is
Jaxson Barnes
Leo Turner
Fuck both
Ian Kelly
Cameron Baker
My GF's son watches this retarded clickbait, I hate it
Juan Wilson
خف بضان يكسمك
Josiah Johnson
Part of a series of art photographs. I think it was called Understanding Jacob, or something like that.
Carson Richardson
هتتشوي في نار جهنم يمتناك
Jaxon Thompson
هنيك بناتكوا و مش هيتبقي حد ابيض في العالم افرح بحفيدك هيبقي اسمه احمد و هيدخل الجنه مش زيك
Jason Ross
Jews are God's chosen, goy.
Josiah Lee
>You will be roasted in the fire of Hell
lighten up muhammed
Anthony Walker
Dominic Ortiz
Matthew Watson
Brandon Nguyen
exploitable exploited
Gabriel Miller
Ok boomer
Joseph Stewart
Whatever you say pops
Luis Harris
suicide material
Brayden Collins
At least he had his pants on rather than jacking iff to traps like he normally woul
Colton Long
Jonathan Lewis
How old is she
Austin Diaz
Chase Lewis
Ok boomer
Oliver Roberts
Jace Scott
Ok libtard
Jason Cox
Landon Cook
Cooper Ross
angry manlet detected, get a gf
Luis Evans
Leo Martinez
Joseph Adams
Thomas Cooper
Jordan Bell
you still trying this? no wonder everyone says you're mentally ill!
Logan Phillips
Luke Jenkins
ok boomer
Logan Collins
Henry Flores
Nathaniel Howard
Brandon Reed
I kek everytime
#LLL
Luke Mitchell
Luke Torres
Lol no
Thomas Turner
Sebastian Carter
Jaxon Murphy
Julian Cooper
John Wood
Thomas Jones
Austin Young
Parker Thompson
Chase Lee
Jackson Richardson
Charles Bailey
Leo Flores
Jack Campbell
Nathan Hill
ok boomer
Daniel Hernandez
Adrian Lewis
Jeremiah Williams
Justin Ramirez
>i'm a friendless faggot
Jonathan Parker
i mean hes not wrong, that is a good song
Grayson Torres
Christopher Carter
Hunter Cook
Austin King
Jason Hughes
And youtuberfags called themselves "influencers"
Hunter Hill
Pretty fuckin much
Ryder Turner
Owen Campbell
I actually clicked on this thread just to read this story again! Thanks user, can’t wait to hear it again in the next ylyl thread :)
Anthony Nguyen
Oliver Powell
Cameron Barnes
Kayden Richardson
Adrian King
Fucking Russians, get off my board!
Juan Kelly
Jack Sanders
David Reed
> w e r e
Carter Cruz
Kayden Carter
Nicholas Smith
Elijah Hernandez
K
Carter Miller
Nathan Campbell
Bentley Thomas
Christopher Collins
Lincoln Thompson
Aiden Powell
Michael Edwards
Tyler Murphy
Ayden Rivera
Evan Anderson
Cooper Murphy
Landon Richardson
I love bum fights. Fuck dr Phil. Most of them are on YouTube.
Leo Nelson
Eli Ward
Cooper Jones
John Price
Fake and gay
Brayden Miller
Joseph Mitchell
Ian Butler
Dylan Murphy
Ethan Carter
Lost (it was claymore Roomba)
Bentley Flores
Jason King
Lucas Davis
Asher Price
Logan Allen
Insecurity:
>A re-imagining of a case study.
Julian Taylor
Joseph Martinez
Levi Roberts
Jaxson Hall
Dominic Flores
Ryan Martinez
if you could get pure dihydrogen monoxide and drank it, it WOULD kill you. you can get a purifier for a few thousand bucks. if you drank a 2-liter bottle that would be enough to suck enough minerals out of you to kill you. it's used in CPU manufacturing.
Luke Jenkins
Jaxson Lopez
Caleb Cooper
lost hard, cant believe ive never seen that....
Xavier Peterson
Sebastian Torres
discord gg/TZdDxN
Leo Kelly
Brody Harris
Austin Cook
Chase Rivera
Blake Moore
HEAD DOWN ASS UP
THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO TRUCK
Hunter Ross
Evan Anderson
Luis Ramirez
Isaiah Ortiz
Blake Sanders
Is that score for Bucketheads last album?
Jordan Gutierrez
Jaxson Richardson
This has to be bait. This feels too fucking powermongoloid to be someone's actual thoughts.
Jason Bennett
Josiah Morris
Landon Morales
Kys
Joshua Edwards
Joseph Nguyen
Dumb nigger pulls his phone out.
Charles Diaz
Nicholas Bennett
Lucas Nguyen
Cooper Mitchell
Hudson Ortiz
Dylan Diaz
Adam Price
Oliver Roberts
Jayden Harris
William Flores
Nigga woke
Kevin Jones
Jayden Nelson
i was just saying that if the ingredient was the actual thing, the actual thing in pure form is pretty deadly. i read about it in an article about how intel makes CPUs. they have like 40 layers that are pressed down and are made in 10 billion dollar facilities where the air is too pure to breathe and the water they use millions of gallons of is too pure to drink.
Owen Ortiz
Henry Bailey
Justin Peterson
You caught two ripe ones user!
Jason Richardson
ewfsadf
Easton Brooks
>on
Daniel Perez
Ok boomer
Cooper Barnes
is death now?
Ian Sanders
For once the woman is right. Carrey has long gone wacked. 150 million and too much spare time on his hands. How much LESS are you paying in taxes under Trump Jim?
Hudson Ramirez
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Nolan Cook
noooo really?
Lincoln Collins
hennessy is good
Camden Fisher
Does someone out there find these funny. I honestly can't tell the depth of irony here? Is it an alt right/incel comic? A comic mocking alt right/incel comics?
Jeremiah Davis
Connor Thomas
Here is your (You)
Hudson Moore
Never gets old. You have my gratitude for reposting this side splitting tale once again user.
Nathan Walker
no
Ian Gray
My man!
Charles Sanchez
lost
Christopher Hill
Justin Myers
I want to die
Adrian Roberts
Link that shit
Hudson Harris
>but muh russia
lol tranny, dilate
Jonathan Powell
Nicht Schuldig
Josiah Wilson
thats what i said, sodium chloride
Grayson Garcia
Based
He never said that.
Kek
22 is nothing. 15,000 people die of the flu, why doesn’t the liberal media cover that? Also almost all the attacks are intra racial., meaning the perpetrators are also “pickers of cotton”
Truth
Ayden Hill
wgod pls just take me in my sleep
William Wood
10% are funny. The rest are dumb and/or strawman garbage
Luis Hall
By Allah, I literally know one of those bitches from my university days. Molly was cheating at the time based on the timestamp.
Connor Nguyen
The right can’t meme
Eli Myers
i mean, im niether boomer nor zoomer, and i get it. Jefferson's quran, the quran Ilhan Omar swore in on, he had it because the barbary states were enslaving american sailors. He asked them why they did this, since america was not an Explicitly christian nation and had no qualms with the Muslim states. They said to him that the Quran gave them the right, so he got a quran, and read the part which confirmed that, yes, they are kufar and so the muslims had the right to enslave them. And then he said this means war and he founded the Marine Corp and ended the barbary slave trade after saying that islam is fundamentally incompatible with the Republic - and this is coming from the "religious freedom" guy, so you know he wasn't taking the denunciation of a religion lightly. He said this as president, because he could recognize islam for what it is, a totalitarian political ideology masquerading as a religion - a proto-fascist sort of deal.
I'm a millenial with the big gay, and i don't like this new islamic population in America. I see what's happening in The Netherlands . 2 Dutch guys in Amsterdam who have never had an issue with the white dutch being critical of them were holding hands while walking down the street and got their teeth bashed in. Here, thankfully, I'm armed and will splatter their brains on the pavement and that will be that, I won't care, but I don't want to have to do that. And what about my friends who are gay? Some of them are absolute faggots. They're going to be killed. I want the demographics of 2001 america back - and I and my people will get it. They have to go back. They can go willingly, or we can ship them back in pine boxes. Their choice, but they will go back.
Ryder Hernandez
I blame the zoomers. People used to know what memes were - on this site as well - but then, around the time of pepe becoming a meme, it all went to shit. Coincidentally, that is exactly when zoomers started to be old enough to be using the internet and this site, with the oldest among them turning 18 around then, depending on when you say gen Z starts.
Justin Nguyen
Is it worth the risk tho
Alexander Diaz
Kruppstahl
Nicholas Gutierrez
>Think these pictures are overexaggerated until I land job at liberal workplace
I never understood why these people don't just be a turbo faggot instead of turning into abominations. I can't imagine sex being any fun on those pills. I also can't imagine anyone wanting to fuck one of them, I think even Bi niggers get off to men and women, not some hideous middleground.
Ian Thompson
This guy gets it
Juan Nelson
I would’ve committed matricide that night
Caleb Roberts
Hohohoho, that sure gave me quite a chuckle!
Jeremiah Green
They can be bothered to do this but not swap out the outlet? They’re like a dollar lol
Alexander Ortiz
>dihydrogen monoxide
uh, dude, that would be salt.
Thomas Ramirez
>what do you mean it says 50mL on the bottle?
Lucas Wright
>((((goldstein))))
Parker Bennett
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS...
Gabriel Anderson
Fuck you thought the same thing.
Daniel Murphy
OY VEY