Hey Cred Forums I am in the mood for a good fucking cry, let's start a sad/depressing shit thread.
Hey Cred Forums I am in the mood for a good fucking cry, let's start a sad/depressing shit thread
Leo Reyes
Joseph Fisher
Adam Harris
Anthony Lopez
People get old and then die - if they're lucky. Other people die young, which is the real shame.
I see those pictures, and I think about how that guy got some serious pussy in his day. Maybe he's sitting there thinking about the first time he finger-banged his wife when they were 14.
Ultimately, we're all going to die. Look at the photos of Pompeii - all those bodies were people who thought that tomorrow was going to come for them too. It didn't.
The key to life, user, is to understand that it eventually ends, and that the good stuff you can enjoy while you're alive is only limited by your imagination.
Be like that old guy in the picture. Get old and remember all that good dirty pussy you enjoyed when you were alive. Fingerbang all the bitches, then marry one one day, and get her preggo with a half-dozen kids who will all worship your memory after you are gone.
That is life.
Christopher Morales
Dubs of truth.
Brayden Long
Everyone born is then terminal, some longer than others I guess. The variety of things people go through in life amazes me and sometimes terrifies me.
Xavier Hughes
Parker Brooks
Carter Gonzalez
“The aim is to balance the terror of being alive with the wonder of being alive.”
Don Juan Matus, as told to Carlos Castaneda.
Angel Price
Carson Campbell
so fucking true
Matthew Powell
And then he drank the Legendary "Last Bottle of Stoli" that he and his friends had put away in 1945 at the end of the war. Smoked a cigarette, fucked Svetlana, the 19 year old prostitute from down the street, and died a very happy man indeed.
Henry Ross
Megakek
Die alone boomer niggers
Benjamin Gomez
Live your lives like a Boss, my dudes. Then die like one.
Even people who eat kale and broccoli in lieu of steak and fries are gonna die. Even people who eschew whiskey and loose women are going to grow old.
Your life is a gift, given to you by your parents, however fucked up they may be. Your consciousness lasts but a flicker of time and then is gone.
Do not waste it.
Jordan Hernandez
Hahaha, the husband is die .much humor
Oliver Lee
Jaxon Reyes
>got to football game
>ask "where is pete?"
>"pete is kill" says wife
>me "no"
Kayden Cook
(you)
Thomas Bennett
Either I'm getting very coarse, or this thread sucks ass.
Kayden Phillips
bit of both maybe?
Parker Evans
Akshually, the second comment wasn't by me but thanks for letting us all know that you're a filthy boomer
Asher Lopez
I've missed out on the good dirty pussy tho. I can't drink whiskey anymore because my liver looks like an old dried up sea sponge. The good times were over before they even started
Easton Watson
"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"
Jeremiah Diaz
Nup, way off.
Jonathan Gomez
If your liver looks like a sea sponge, then you, my friend, must have had some good times along the way. Or else you fucked a hooker with Hep C at 15, in which case, better luck next time ol' yeller.
Ryder Nelson
All women are happier when they get to live our their final days single.
Xavier Perry
kekd
Jaxson Walker
with at least 3 cats.
Ryan Carter
>boomer
Holy shit you're a stupid fuck
Jace Morales
bump
Levi Thompson
I'd put a bullet in your head, you're less than worthless.
Adrian Sanders
Stay mad boomer nigger. Go watch Deborah get gangbanged by niggers.
Uh oh. Are you at least over 18?
Aw shit.
David Clark
This is why we live, my dudes.
Xavier Reyes
Based edgyboy who triggers faggots
Christopher Watson
atleast im not a zoomer kiddo
id hit your empty skull with a hammer you little cunt
Jose Clark
This is now an Old Fag Advice thread.
Michael Phillips
Spoke like a true boomer. Why would you assault a "kid" anyway?
Also, why would you hit an empty skull?
Are you fucking retarded, old man?
John Barnes
Always keep one of these handy, lads.
Grayson Morris
kek stfu kiddo
been here before u were born
Ryan Parker
Like that's something to be proud of. Go suck a dick you ancient chimp.
Aaron Sanchez
Overweight titties will keep you warm at night when your wife is out of town.
Hudson Parker
like your gonna die with a whole town
keep at it tho it keeps boomers busy
Anthony Price
wonder how many he sent to the gulags?
Cameron Carter
Jack Brown
clean fucking cut
Luke Russell
probably raped a lot of german women in his day
Jacob Turner
That's fucking heartbreaking
Jason Parker
I know that feels.
Nolan Scott
I used to be a health care assistant in a hospital, i loved talking to the patients and hearing often the incredible lives they'd had. One day i came in and went to say good morning to one of my favourite patients on the ward only to see a new person in his bay. he'd died of a cardiac arrest the night before and it fucking broke my heart.
Liam Young
I was a regular chemo patient. When someone didn't show up I always wondered.
Alexander Gutierrez
Old sick people die.
Lucky fucks. Wish it were me.
Joshua Young
Sorry for noob writing
>be me in highschool, just end class, walking thru the hall on 2nd floor
>abt to open door to stairwell, girl with to friends opens the door and walk out from stairwell
>me freez, she's everything i want, petit, redhead, glasses, 10/10 cute
>my friend pulls me by my collar inte stairway
>tells about her to my other mate
>he laughs and tells me that she's crushing on him, but he has a gf
>i accept faith, but friends agree to support me to contact her
>went into friendzone and slowly working to show feelings
>8 months later we're talking flirty with each other, she knows that i like her
>summerbreak comes, my friend and his friends has beachparty she's attending, as a gold friend he invites me
>her friends knows me by now and evening comes, everybody was drunk
>she's the last person to arrive, 10pm
>drunk as everyone else we start to chat, her friends are pain in the ass
>sweet breeze frome the sea, not cold enough to freeze, but enough for me to lend her my sweatshirt
>we walk the beach, sits down on one of the dunes, by this time we're really drunk both of us
>she lean on me and i hold her, looking at the stars
>never been happier in my life
>she troughs up beside us, no problem, totally understand
>irritating friend comes by, drunker than a hillbilly on a sunday night
>she sits down in the puke and takes a piss
>me and crush just laught by ourselves
>2months later, after 10'000 more messages she's my gf
>best time of my life, couldn't stop myself from smiling everytime i saw that the message was from her
>ended 4months later and i thought i would die... Til next girl
Robert Powell
kek'd
Brody Taylor
They did invent the scimitar, fuckers have been experts at beheading before it was trendy
Juan Green
>86
that bench has been empty for 20 years
Ian Carter
I prefer women who wipe
Aaron Lewis
Man I really like pink floyd, and I really hate that song. I took it off my playlist for work. By comparison I left these on...
at my job
dead kennedys
working in a coalmine
devo
Kevin Campbell
B-b-but i thought 5 inches was average. They said on reddit it's ''perfectly fine''.
Nicholas Gray
Adrian Cox
Good
Gabriel Ortiz
Don't cry for her. She and her husband lived a long life together.
It's sad he's gone, but she lived a life that most people could only dream of.
Alexander White
He was getting a fucking beer, chill...
Matthew Cruz
she's waiting for you to wipe for her
Lucas Jenkins
The ass was fat.