New Celeb.
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New Celeb
Ayden Powell
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Luke Green
Sebastian Reyes
Jose Brown
Landon Ortiz
Brody Ross
Alexander Martinez
So Sparring Duanon it is
Nicholas Reed
Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Taylor
Good to see you again; 3
Elijah Jenkins
Dominic Murphy
Anthony Rogers
Goodnight bozos
Kevin Ward
Lucas Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez
so wait yall actually do the mixed martial arts forreal?
Anthony Russell
Anthony Ortiz
moar mew plox
Cooper Barnes
Jayden Cook
Im always happy to see you :)
Michael Ross
Christopher Bailey
Yes, but I didn’t achieve the heights we dream of here.:)
Isaiah Hughes
Ayden Garcia
Ian Jones
whoops
Dominic Ramirez
Lucas Long
Dropped vidya cooming instead so probably even worse at replying ;_;
Ryder Wood
Im still working towards that dream
Julian Roberts
So what do you think, how will you meet her in the next life?
(Provided that you are already 11/10, and the world star Ufc / she madly loves you but is not personally acquainted yet)
Daniel Williams
have fun
Tyler Johnson
fuck yes
Charles Smith
Joseph Ortiz
I want to breed her so bad and then call her maybe, lads
I want to breed that hamster so bad, lads
I want to breed that PUTA so bad, lads
I want to breed that wolfgirl so bad, lads
I want to breed that siren so bad, lads
I want to breed her till she has maternal instincts so bad, lads
I want to breed that party girl straight so bad, lads
I want to breed that mousegirl so bad, lads
I want to breed that perfect specimen so bad, lads
I want to breed that autist so bad, lads
I want to make her a real mommy so bad, lads
I want to breed that Asian so bad, lads
I want to breed that robot so bad, lads
Carter Price
goodnight odysseus
that's really cool. how long you been doing it? I wrestled for a good portion of my life. wait....are yall Fedor and Alexander Emeliananko?
Ethan Richardson
Gabriel Jackson
Dominic King
Nolan Morales
Mason Allen
Nolan Young
I would maybe go to one of her concerts or hope to meet her at a tv show
or
I can use one of her songs as an entrance song and hope she notices it and reacts to it :)
William Ross
Hunter Lee
There will never be any new nude leaks ever again. I will never see this magnificent beauty full frontal.
Connor Smith
I trained in Thai boxing for 3 years before doing MMA (5 years). Now I'm not doing anything, I quit sports)
But in general, I do not want to say personal information about myself, so I'm sorry)
it’s more pleasant to communicate with a person whom you cannot imagine
Connor Thompson
Caleb Miller
look away for 5 minutes and she walks 3 shows in one day smh
Robert Rogers
Jose Sanders
feeeeeeeeeeet
Dylan Johnson
I love Woahhvicky
Ian Perez
Her husband is blind. What a cruel joke
Joseph Thompson
anons
Jayden Garcia
Joseph Wood
I think it would be a very popular show once you and she were invited there, and of course she would sit next to you, but most likely she would not at first show you that she loves you very much,
Perhaps she will touch you (as if by accident), or try to talk to you.
Sebastian Flores
What a trashy whore. I want to fuck her in a limo
Jordan Ward
Dylan Young
so.. she ever getting those tits out for real or nah?
Dylan Hill
You know Daredevil is not real, right?
Jason Williams
I dunno.. it makes me laugh
Ethan Cruz
Adrian Phillips
Why isn't she naked?
John Green
Luke Morales
real and hetero.
Tyler Russell
bcuz underage b& pedo
Ayden Wright
Cameron Baker
I do, but her husband is actually blind
You think this is funny?
Xavier Sanchez
Brody Brown
I imagine she would try to talk to me after the show and maybe invite me to get a drink or grab a bite.
Mason Davis
Victoria is 19 you actual retard
Noah Miller
I think it's fuckin hilarious actually. The universe isn't without a sense of irony
Jace Gray
Jordan Hughes
Owen Roberts
I can’t imagine how exciting it will be for you. You will feel the beating of your heart in your ears
Luis Cruz
kek I understand. that's cool man. really cool. it's harder than ever to break into any kind of professional fighting so I definitely understand. that's pretty trippy that you did your stuff for 8 years...thats about the same amount of time that i wrestled. i bet your ears are all fucked up lol. who would win: Jean Claude Van Damme or Bruce Lee?
Daniel Sanders
Maybe she would rather have a private one on one meal in her room
Austin Moore
Cameron Butler
Dating apps are such a scam for men.
Christian Ward
feet time?
Brayden Johnson
RELEASE TITS
Gavin Scott
No, tits time.
Austin Reyes
Ryan Miller
this guy accidentally typed tits instead of PITS
Brody Baker
John Campbell
Cameron Diaz
Speak for yourself. Once you know how it works it's a doddle
Carson Collins
Bentley Perry
Then you should buy flowers and expensive wine before you come to her, And the moment before you knock on the door you will need to exhale and calm down :)
Jack Adams
tell us what happened lad
Jack Murphy
everything is the scam for everyone
Jackson Ward
Aiden Fisher
I think she would be nervous aswell
Nathaniel Taylor
>8 years
Yes, but unfortunately it does not bring a lot of money: D
Evan Jones
Mason Hughes
Being stood up, ignored, etc. I actually got stood up at an anime con a few years ago...
Grayson Foster
More of this whore.
Matthew Cruz
What went wrong?
David Cooper
Would lick all over
Liam Wilson
>anime con
I think I found out where you went wrong
James Rivera
Moar.
Justin Thompson
That doesn't prove anything.
Alexander Ramirez
Most likely, even more than you(Cause she is madly in love with you), you are a sex symbol ... so you need to take the initiative
Oliver Cox
Sebastian Rodriguez
Kevin Clark
she seems like the type of person I'd like to have a conversation with on a kitchen floor at a house party at 4am
Luis Brooks
Fuck , that will be difficult.
One smile of her and Im done.
Eli King
Age and vanity
Jaxson Robinson
Jack Howard
if I could turn back time
Samuel Nelson
foot love for me to finish, anyone?
Ian Jones
>Plastic versus real
Why are latin girls superior in every way?
Eli Gomez
Vas?
It's an annual event celebrating the artform(s) of manga, anime, and the subculture (and by extension, Japanese culture). It's not like I was cosplaying [this time], or anything...
Bentley Howard
Use faceapp and learn to flirt
Sebastian Green
Yes, but you have to take care of her, she is so cute and afraid that you will reject her(11/10 Boiii :D) Just tell her that she is very cute, drink some wine and everything will go as it should
Xavier Campbell
I can't flirt. I can't even jokingly roast; I get legit upset and start insulting.
Dylan Moore
good idea. Will do that
Dylan Edwards
At the end of the evening, the sweetest kiss in your life will be waiting for you
Gabriel Nguyen
autism?
Brody Parker
Now I really want to go to bed and dream about it :p
Jeremiah Ward
a girl at my work gets the same often too. and she is even kind of pretty.
when the music is quieted and the lights back on....but it is harder to see than before....
Connor Price
2pac, Snoop and his brother were kept in a basement. They were forced to eat Snoops' brother.
He died later on. Snoop bit his heart and he died.
Benjamin Brown
Hudson Brooks
the drinks are too strong and half the people have gone home
those are the best conversations
Hunter Brown
It's a life skill bro, you want to learn? It's pretty easy once you know how
Caleb Morales
Then good night, user. Cya
James Peterson
hihi. I cant go to bed right now :3
Eli Martin
Mason James
May be undiagnosed...
No one ever taught me. Now I'm 30, alone, and the only woman I talk to regularly is my mom.
Jace Morgan
he's dead
fake it til you make it lad
Jonathan Williams
Why?)
William Nguyen
Blake Baker
Im not at home or a place where I can sleep
Bentley Bailey
Toopaloopa
Toopa?
Toopac?
2paaaaaaac
Carson Jones
Are you at work?
Leo Thompson
YES PLEASE!
Jaxon Morris
and in the morning you don't remember so much of the kitchen floor, but more of it than the rest
Levi Cruz
>m
oh it's just another corly larp
Alexander Walker
Who or what is a corly?
Easton Rodriguez
did you just spring out of the earth?
Sebastian Scott
Sure I can. Everyone has a memory but me. This is a body. We live in the now. The future is determined by our actions combined and we can't change anything unless I modify spacetime linearity.
Nathan Evans
Me is a Corly.
Mason White
road restaurant
Luis Wood
Jayden Smith
Parker Rodriguez
Henry Evans
James Collins
Congrats bud, it's your lucky day. The trick is, and it's really this simple, to compliment people backwards. So if you want to say someone has nice shoes you would say "wow, look who wants to make us all look like shoe peasants" or if you want to call someone pretty you accuse them of looking down on other people without perfect bone structure like some sort of Gattaca ubermensch. You keep it playful the whole time by making it clear that you're kidding and any time there's tension from a direct compliment you defuse it by either changing the topic or turning it into a joke about something else. 90% of the time you can just say the first thing that comes into your head (within reason, don't say "nice tits") and if you say it with any conviction you'll do fine.
It's that simple.
Liam White
Anyway, I hope you're having a good time. ;3
Hunter Thompson
I need to choke on her toes
Adam Sullivan
Brandon Turner
That's a good 'un.
Levi Barnes
Michael Reyes
Chase Powell
No, why?
An oddly nostalgic, 80s-aesthetic pic.
I don't watch TV or communicate with people unless I have to. Even at work, I can go an entire shift without saying two-words to anyone, even supervisors.
Well, I'll see how it goes at some point. I don't know when or where I could try that.
Julian Scott
I cant fucking pick
Justin Butler
ofc.
your writing is superb.
how would your house look like in your universe ?
Thomas Foster
Remove that awful ring right now brother
Jackson Phillips
Liam Perry
sound advice
you tried escorts?
Charles Thompson
Caleb Stewart
Gabriel Jones
Brother don't do this to yourself. Please.
Adam Perez
She has some neat ones.
A noble goal.
Noah Martinez
Hiya :3
Ryder Thomas
>escorts?
All the time in my early-to-mid-20s. I've had so many, that I'm actually bored with sex now, and no longer interested in/entertained by it. Turned out to be a double-edged sword, because now (as you've seen), I can't really communicate with anyone, and I'm all alone.
Ryan Jones
are you autistic?
Nathan Long
>I can go an entire shift without saying two-words to anyone, even supervisors
and you wonder why you can't talk with girls? just because you don't have to doesn't mean not to. it is unhealthy to be so lonesome
Daniel Barnes
some of my best memories are those hazy ones
Camden Morgan
Christian Lewis
Juan Martinez
Heyhey!
Alexander Gray
Hunter Watson
Hunter Sanders
Try joining a local club or volunteer somewhere. 30 isn't too late to get it on track, bud. Adopt a dog and take it out for walks or jogging. Nothing improves a life like a Labrador.
Thomas Adams
To be fair, no one talks to me either. It's kind of funny, because I'd clock in and everything, and other coworkers straight up won't say anything to me, and would even talk 'passed' me to someone behind or adjacent to me instead.
Ian Nguyen
But who was the girl that got shot in the cunt?
Liam Long
I would like a penthouse in New York, and on vacation I and Lipa would go to our house in the Maldives.And you?
Charles Cooper
Did you do your tasks?
Daniel Nguyen
Can't really get a pet because it'd raise my rent, and there aren't any clubs or such around that I'd want to get into.
>have some Chiaki
Christian Taylor
I did! Went quite well. Spent too much on groceries tho hehe.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Yes. Learning how to flirt was something I had to actually learn like to maintain eye contact or ask people how there day is going. I had a good teacher and now very few people can tell I have a personality disorder unless I tell them.
Jason Russell
this is peak Cred Forums autism
Aiden Cox
I'm not god himself.
Brayden Morales
a penthouse with private Gym so we can workout together. vacation would be different every year.
Christopher Fisher
the only good ones
you can change this. say hello first some times. ask them how the weekend was. what they did. what they plan. talking is not so bad.
Mason Anderson
You can lie to your landlord and to be honest it's not about the hobby, almost everything is fun if you give it a shot. I can't make you do anything but trust me, you're better off with a dog and a biweekly meeting at the free art class than sitting on this place shitposting.
Think it over.
Ryan Jackson
I just woke up. It's 2:30 pm.
What did you buy, something tasty?
Justin Torres
I am god himself muhahahaha
Gavin Russell
But do you need a house where no one will bother you?)
I think celebrities like you and Dua need to have 2 houses
David Campbell
It's not though. The example I gave was not natural but the principle is what I was trying to get across. It works fine.
Jackson Brown
I know bro, I know
Luis Lee
I bought stuff for the next 2 weeks or so, I did get some nice salmon tho.
Joseph Harris
What the fuck. She isnt pretty. Hair looks like shit. Ugly legs. Ugly outfit. Why the fuck is anyone requesting more of this ugly bitch?
Cameron Rivera
I could see that. Problem is, at this point, I'm a real pariah at work, especially among the female coworkers. Work is the only place I get social interaction offline, so a big challenge there would be...offline interaction, I guess.
My parents have a dog, and I visit them sometimes. The dog there seems to like me.
Angel Garcia
Cooper Bailey
Ian Walker
I read your first setence in and knew it
Jeremiah Reed
Dylan Brown
Lucas Martinez
Whew, I like salmon. You've bought all of it and going to chillin at home for 2 weeks? :)
Logan Jones
Beauty defined everything she was. And as soon as I noticed, she scattered to the wind, just like I deserved. Another reminder that life is defined by the roads that end, as much as those we do not take.
Ah well.
Blake Morgan
you really think so ?
hmmm....
our second house would be one in Italy. close to the sea so I can take her to that restaurant in the rocks
John Bailey
one of the best things about nights like that is meeting new people, new women, hearing new stories, making new memories
there are people I distinctly remember and probably always will, and I only met them for one night
Chase Cox
Tyler Peterson
I got lots of other stuff to last the weeks, I got 2 nice pieces of salmon. I may make one tonight, certainly I will make one tomorrow!
Nicholas Stewart
Dominic Garcia
Alexander Long
>Teasing you she's hot your cage key
David Bennett
Do you like cookin?
Xavier Martinez
Good. Maybe you could ask to watch it for a few days, try out being a dog owner.
Not the first sentence, surely? I'm not exactly hiding it on here though, irl you'd never be able to tell
Jackson Foster
Back the fuck off
Luke Ward
Just be chill, if someone has nice shoes say 'hey those are nice', maybe as a question like where he got them or how much if you genuinely care, if you don't then move on
That whole reverse backhand compliment thing just comes across like trying too hard
Mason James
She looks like she fucks wholesome white guys in expensive neighbourhoods
Tyler Jenkins
Compared
Benjamin Kelly
CARLEY RAE NEEDS TO FUCK ME
Carson Cox
Sure do! Love it! My friend is actually having me make some desserts for his wedding.
Isaiah Jones
Sebastian Hall
Carter Evans
That's not flirting though, is it. I'm not talking about normal conversation, obviously you shouldn't flirt all the time.
Jackson Thompson
She's a pure girl, she only fucks her husband.
Wyatt Ross
Caleb Smith
Jason Collins
It is the
>compliment people backwards
thing which is really weird
Nathaniel Rogers
spend a week to nod and say hi to people. add the 'how are you?' when you feel so. speak clearly
there is a girl in the city I used to live in....I walked her home the night I met her, both very drunk....and never meet her again but I think of her more than the girls I dated even....one of my favourite memories
Isaiah Parker
Hunter Peterson
Robbie Williams is the son of Bill Gates.
Tyler Richardson
Samuel Garcia
Great choice, why I did not think about a house in Italy: o
>a penthouse with private Gym
This is necessary, because there will be the sparing we dreamed about)
Jack Price
That's the most intuitive way of understanding the intent. You're teasing them in what's surface level an insult but is actually a compliment. Flirting is all about implication and that's what a backwards compliment is.
Aiden Hernandez
who dis
Asher Clark
And me. Those tits are too good for me not to play with
Jackson Bell
i have already nutted twice today
UNZIPS PANTS
Jaxson Scott
...
Chase Reyes
>That's the most intuitive way of understanding the intent. You're teasing them in what's surface level an insult but is actually a compliment. Flirting is all about implication and that's what a backwards compliment is.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
read your post again and tell me if you mean it
Colton Watson
Hollywood is full of the sons and daughters of Bill Gates.
He hasn't invented shit. He stole the hard drive where windows was installed from Terry Davis. How did he know how to write a whole operative system? Because he had done it before. He wrote the first operative system!
Brayden Clark
You need to be able to understand sarcasm to flirt. one of the core parts of that shit is teasing and insulting each other. the other thing you need is to be natural, chill, not so over the top forced and overthinking everything. a woman can smell that on you
tl:dr you either have game or you don't, looks matter more anyway, go to the gym, wash ur ass
Nicholas James
Terry Davis was a Jew by the way.
Levi Lee
Now tell me, Cred Forums.
Is Temple OS still A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU?
Adrian Flores
I stand by what I said.
You're right 100% but you can learn game. Believe me, it's just learning first of all what the game is and what the rules are as well as how you score points. And then just being confident enough in yourself not to stutter when you make a thinly veiled allusion to sex. Takes practise but you can learn it.
Looking good definitely helps though. Or at least not looking like a cave gremlin makes it possible.
Ayden Phillips
BECAUSE LITERALLY. YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE OF HIM. HE MADE THIS FUCKING PLACE.
Jason Wood
such a weird body shape, like some kind of landbird
Jacob Taylor
he's got the aids