i'm 90% sure that my gilf neighbor wants to fuck me
She knocked my door 3 times in 24 hours with random shitty question
She's average but big titties like the one in the picture
What do i do ? (ihaveagf)
I'm 90% sure that my gilf neighbor wants to fuck me
Gavin Powell
Jordan Taylor
Drink your own piss and put IcyHot on your balls
Hunter Sanders
will do thx
Henry Carter
If you want to fuck her, then fuck her.
If you don't want to, then don't.
Nolan Bailey
Answer door in underwear and ask her her point blank looking dead in her eyes, what is really on your mind you want to ask me?
At this juncture she will have no way of hiding what her intentions are, that is if your not stupid to be able to make a play from her reaction to you asking her this.
Jose Morgan
Casually mention that she reminds you of a cheap hooker who liked to take it up the ass. Bitches love the romantic talk.
Kayden Jackson
She probably wants to tell you about Qanan
Gabriel Harris
Nicholas Gray
Fuck that gilf. Tell her its a dl thing if she wants cock.
Jaxson Jackson
C’mere young man have you heard about Qanon?
Caleb Jenkins
Little man I just want to tell you about QAnon...
He’s going to lock up the swamp people spooks from the deep state and deliver the Trump dynasty on earth
Landon Morales
Lets just have mommy make you some cookies and you sit back and learn about the great awakening...
Jose Gutierrez
Let’s see where the white rabbit goes ok little man? I’m going to teach you to trust the plan...
Tick tock loverboy...
Gavin Russell
Fug them titties then fill her with your seed
Jordan Hernandez
can we get a photo of her?
EFNET
#STRESS
get on IRC
Kevin Butler
Dis interaction firred me with great joy. Honor to your famiries. Now, back to my Sudoku.
Jacob Adams
Fuck her, mate! What's stopping you? You married/living with your woman?
Blake Clark
enter into a consensual relationship with here where you two fuck. keep fucking until you don't want to anymore. also, checked.
Aiden Long
Eh, just fuck the neighbor. your relationship most likely won't last very long anyway. (most don't until the girl gets pregnant)
Fuck her and grab those fucking titties, if you're lucky she'll understand that you just wanna fuck her on the side and she'll be happy just getting some dick.
Leo Cox
Maybe she's just lonely.
Isaiah Nguyen
Make sure she isn't crazy before you fuck her.
Crazy is the best place to stick dick but the worst place for every other part of your life.
Be prepared to move out of your apartment once the sex dries up - you dont want her hanging around when you eventually find someone else.
Get yourself some condoms and lube (older chicks may needs this) and some booze, and ask her if she wants to come in for a drink next time.
Final advice - don't treat her like a girlfriend.
Don't listen to her problems unless her problem is not getting fucked enough - if she starts trying to lay out her whole life story, say you've got an appointment to get to or something, Don't be 'the nice guy' and get sucked in, she's a sports fuck only - she may resent you treating her that way for the first while, but if the sex is good, she'll keep coming back on your terms