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Post YLYL
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February 21, 2020 - 00:01
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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February 21, 2020 - 00:10
stop posting this gay garbage
February 21, 2020 - 00:11
theres actually a guy who just f5 Cred Forums then ctrl+f search ylyl just to paste this shit and hes been doing it everyday for months. how in the fuck do you not kill yourself when your life is such a fucking meme?
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i only check every now in then, it's not even as remotely as you think since multiple people started to help me out, it's spreading, accept it or die
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fuck off faggot
>pic related
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I saw this as a review for those old ass McDonald's VHS movies
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Pic related
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satan is fagposter confirmed
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got me
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A perfectly intelligent, sane man tried this. I can't find sauce but it's one of my favorite science stories. Dude kept walking into the walls of his house thinking it should be possible to pass straight through.
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Context? I don't use jewtube
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Not quite, based Pilipenos lost 12, while the Chinese lost 500+, which I guess could be 12,000,000, but I digress.. Reminds me of that cannibal battle where a shit ton of people were eaten. From what I've seen of China in webms, they don't mind dying.
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that's not perfectly intelligent. even in the fucking atom illustration it shows how the electrons orbiting the nucleus. it's that field that gives the impression of solid matter.
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pfft
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Only low test fags don't smash 2/10s while on vacation
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
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Is this some sort of reference to the tabletop game Battleship? Took me a minute
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heh
heh heh
Hahhahahahahegehhdhshdhwhsb
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I laughed so hard i forgot to laugh
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>initially thought Philippines strength said -2 >dafuq is -2 people >mfw i realize im retarded
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Lost. It just took me by surprise.
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Because retards like you keep replying to the bot.
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Did anyone else involuntarily sing the duck tales moon song in their head
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Posting so I can come back... but here ya go
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Damn. Sounds like a great party
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I went to school with that kid when it happened, holy fuck. Kid had to move schools and shit. Never seen it posted anywhere before
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The sad part is that isnt even a choke.
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Which one? The kid with the huge dong? Was the daughter hot? Cause the mom sure is.
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haha genius!! thanks for upload this image, can i save it for my friends?
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this is unironically true, which is why matter can be at 2 places at the same time in a microscopic level.
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Tfw when you know what you’re seeing is trashy and pathetic but it turns you on and makes you envy the guy
February 21, 2020 - 03:22
WTF....just start hammering his balls!
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I came here to laugh, not to feel. t. Texan.
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Holy shit I have one of these. They're worth hundreds now.
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Why is this funny
why
I know, I fucking h8 that guy. It's mind boggling how he manages to get into every single YLYL thread. I wish he would do an AMA or something
wat
funny true
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This was truly great. Thank you for some nostalgic feeling laughs
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"Sign right now, get a free tire!"
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This made me uncomfortable
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It’s saying don’t let your son grow up to be a faggot who wears dresses
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Can someone explain this one to me?
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>oh wow he's such a man >he doesn't give a shit about social rules at all he just takes what he wants
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