State the following:
1) age:
2) gender: (I’ll fill this in for you) Male
3) number of sexual partners you actually dated:
4) rank of your current gf/wife in terms of how good she is in the sack.
Me:
1) 32
2)Male
3) 5 serious ones including a Jap ex wife
4) Jap ex was a great lover but current wife is uninhibited and sexually she fills all of my desires.
Feels good man.
Also, perfect pussy thread?
>1) age:
28
>2) gender: (I’ll fill this in for you) Male
Correct
>3) number of sexual partners you actually dated:
about 15 or so of about 40 or so would qualify as dating, for longer than a month
>4) rank of your current gf/wife in terms of how good she is in the sack.
no current gf, last fling was rather lame 3/10 but kinda hot 8/10 with 10/10 rack
last actual gf, had her for 8 months, was very open to my desires and knew how to enjoy herself too so 9/10. too bad she got more and more crazy-clingy so I had to break up with her to keep my sanity
1) 51
2) male
3) let's see... 6
4) 10/10 but we've been together since we were 26 and it's pretty infrequent
Probably still lot more frequent than most guys who have to hit the dating scene.
1) age:
> 29
2) gender:
> Male
3) number of sexual partners you actually dated:
> fucked? 9, sucked tits of two more, but nothing else happened.
4) rank of your current gf/wife in terms of how good she is in the sack.
> She's just a steady hook up, but she's a 7.
1. 38
2. Male
3. 5 serious relationships. Over 100+ notch count
4. Current GF sucks shit in the sack. She's got a perfect pussy though. Not the best but it is perfect looking.
1. 30
2. I'll let you guess
3. Only one, since more than 10 years
4. It started with a 6/10 but in the years she is always improving. Now i'd say 9/10
1. 23
2. Male
3. 1 serious relationship (currently in)
4. Current gf's sex is amazing. I especially loves how she throws her ass back during doggy
>1) age:
66
>2) gender: (I’ll fill this in for you)
Male
>3) number of sexual partners you actually dated:
dated? 2 . not dated? 48
>4) rank of your current gf/wife in terms of how good she is in the sack.
-10 (on a scale of 0 - +10)
1.24
2.male
3.fucked 15 dated 2 (4 years each and one is current)
4.6/10 the sex is good but doesnt do oral or anal.
1) 55
2) you answered already
3) 3
4) married 16 yrs wife is 18 yrs younger and great in the sack. Can fuck when ever I want.. gives bj a least once a week. She’s 5’4 and chubby. Lots if good times!
Oh and neither of these is my wife. ;)
>doesnt do oral or anal.
no anal, ok... but no oral?
call me a superficial asshole, but I couldn't date a girl who doesn't take care of dick and balls with her mouth
Oh that’s for sure!!
>1) age:23
>2) gender:Male
>3) number of sexual partners you actually dated: 3
>4) rank of your current gf/wife in terms of how good she is in the sack.
First was a 6/10 in the sack, experienced and eager. But landdwhale so I wasn't as actively into it
Second was 4/10 Inexperienced but eager. She couldn't really make me cum with ease which was disappointing considering how rock hard she could get me
Current is 10/10. Shes nuts though. But that absolutely carries over int the sack. Little fucking minx. Does everything and anything if I ask for it, with a smile and really fucking well. Best sex without a doubt so far
>call me a superficial asshole, but I couldn't date a girl who doesn't take care of dick and balls with her mouth
>Oh that’s for sure!!
Was that agreement to oral-required or to me being an asshole?
Anyway, I kinda get off on making girls cum, eating then and using my fingers, usually a little during foreplay and then after I came for the first time, so I will make her cum hard again and again until I can get hard for round 2. That's my usual MO, and I think them giving me head is a fair deal
1) age:65
2) gender: (I’ll fill this in for you) Male
3) number of sexual partners you actually dated:12, including 2 wives
4) rank of your current gf/wife in terms of how good she is in the sack. 0/10 -- Have a couple side chicks for sex; sex with wives always slows way down or stops after a decade or more.
48
Male
27
My ex was the fuck of the century, nothing even my wife currently has come close. My wife was a solid 7/8 in the sack, 20 years later shes about a 3/4. Sex is so fucking mechanical and predicable. Missionary, then doggy then done. Ive tried everything to spice it up, toys, lingerie, role play, bondage, you name it. Women in their 40s Blah! All my friends who are married say the same thing, sex just goes down the toilet. Sometimes its a challenge to even finish its so awful
see my post below yours, im living that now. I think she is premenopause just wants to snuggle at night. Its fucking awful
I can relate user.
Wife was pretty inexperienced when we met but she is like a fine wine most deff.
Easily an 8.5/10. Still improving, too.
As our live and life experiences together grow, so does the passion.
Yes, that was an agreement about oral. I would not date or marry a girl who is not into oral as I love both giving and receiving!
Gotta dump that one. Same as my ex-wife.
Loved receiving oral but would never give.
Other than that she was a great lass, but yeah current gf gives great head. I only need ask.
As I get older I am loving chubbies more and more.
Congrats user.
Sounds pretty epic user. Let’s the good times roll.
I couldn’t agree more user.
A woman I fucked a few weeks ago complained (excuse?) that her ex’s dick smelt bad even after she asked him to wash.
She didn’t suck my dick.
I’m 44 and she’s 27 so at least I got to fuck a bit titties Taiwanese and she even paid for the taxi to come over. Must have cost her a good $60-$80 round trip. I did pay for the alcohol though so I didn’t get off scott free.
last gf, the crazy one here didn't need to be asked to give head and was generally and quickly learned what I preferred so the sex mostly just clicked without many words... except some dirty talk
a nice and funny girl too, great to talk to. but she got incredibly crazy and jealous and controlling so I had to end it. and I gave her no reason to be jealous at all and tried to accommodate her as much as possible without completely ruining my other friendships
if she hadn't turned into that control freak, I am quite sure I'd have proposed to her by now, I actually thought for the first few months that this could be it
Same happened to me. Here is a glimpse of the wife’s ass.
oops
this was meant for this
thanks user, yeah the relationship itself is in a rocky place but the sex is as good as its peak right now still.
1) 42
2) Male
3) 33
4) 1
Wait, my ranking of a 1 was that she was #1 out of 33. Using a B scale, 9.5/10 (always room for improvement)
I had my "I am so sorry for you" comment ready to post already
Why is a thing? Do you get off it?
Aesthetically very pleasing.
To be honest though, I love a small amount of meat curtains as it adds to the enjoyment when going down on as you can suck as well as lick.
why is u no go back to mexico?!
Oh nice.
My mrs has a bit of a flat ass tbh but her vag is still legit even after two kids.
I've fucked a lot of women in their 40s - 50s; they are great in bed as long as you're not married to them.
two kids came out of this? Wouldn't have guessed
Got it.
And thank god for that, lol.
that roastbeef looks like chop suey and ur a subhuman
29
8 girls tongued
6 girls fingered
5 girls dicked
2 girls analled
2 girls dated
1 girl loved
0 children
Not bad at all! We have one child but my wife had a C-section so the vag is still good.. here is another.
nobody wants to see close up pictures of ur used subhumans cunt nigger unless its for medical/eugenic purposes. filth cunt
Wow that pussy looks tasty dude OMG
Yeah, and our first child tore her a new one. So bad, the doctor had to undo the stitches and try again.
Seems he got it right on take 2.
Damn I’d like to clap dem cheeks. Nice1 user.
actual stitched up pussy, or "just" episiotomy stitches?
Did you tell him to put a couple extra stitches in? Lol..
Here’s a shot without the stockings holding it all in.. lol. I love the stockings though, fetish possibly.
12
Male (thanks!)
none
what if you put none for number 3?
She tore almost to her asshole.
Labour was induced bc she was a week overdue and once things started, The contractions were so strong nothing was stopping him from coming out.
Didn’t ask for an extra stitch but the doctor (female) literally said after she stitched her up (two layers of stitches) that is wouldn’t be happy if that was mine so I’ve gotta do it again’.
Poor mrs couldn’t walk for a week.
Just don’t reach wizard status
Whew, wow! My wife was in labor for 24 hours and the baby was not moving down so C-section it was. She was walking around the next day like nothing even happened. Glad to hear it all worked out and she’s fine now..
State the following:
1) age: 68
2) gender: Male
3) number of sexual partners you actually dated: 85 ish, over 105 total. Not that many were one nighters. Some were relatives . . . .
4) rank of your current gf/wife 4/10
>1) age: 34
>2) gender: Male (you know that's right)
>3) number of sexual partners you actually dated: 5 serious, casually another 3, so 8 out of about 70 total
>4) Fucking fire. Easily top 2 out of everyone, and by far the best I've dated. Only downsides are she doesn't like giving head or taking it up the butt, but all else is diamonds. Gotta love a girl that's hot and still puts in the effort
Damn, thanks user.
Yeah, second child and she only needed like two or three stitches and recovered in no time.
She’s legit an amazing mum. She can be dumb as two bricks at times, but as a mother and a lover, I cannot flaw her.
>In the top 2 but doesn’t like giving head.
Damn user, sounds like you haven’t had much quality then?
Yeah no kidding. Luckily, not a problem at all. She's a firecracker in bed. Most would have no idea, although I have heard stories over the last several months, and she's definitely the most try-anything of our female friend group.
4) 3/10. Completely vanilla with hard boundaries of anything more fun. Already started the slow ghost but it's hard to give up regular pussy.
Yeah find something new first. Dry spells suck bc literally no sucking going on at all.