>be me
>dating girl for 3 years
>about to turn 18
>gf promises birthday sex so I'm hyped
>have gone as far as third base but still a virgin
>about 2 weeks before birthday and ironically I'm buying condoms when I get a text
>gf wants to break up because we're going to colleges in different countries
>she's been aware of this for like a month now but I guess it suddenly hits her
>didn't ask her but I'm assuming this means birthday sex is off.
So here I am, now 2 days away from my birthday and I'm debating fucking an escort (it's legal here). I know if I put the effort in, I could probably hook up with another girl but I doubt I'll be able to pull it off in time for my birthday. It's less about losing my virginity and more about getting it as a present after a long shitty 3.5 years of high school.
Thoughts?/AMA
Be me
self bumping with my options
ask your ex for that birthday sex she promised, you never know
You're breaking up anyway just ask if she wants to have sex
why the hell did you wait so long to bang her wtf lol
Ha... Haha.. Oh wait you're serious.
Call her a stupid bitch, say thanks for nothing. Never call, text, anything full on ghost.
Moveon
It's a fair point, but I guess I'm worried that it'll make me sound like an asshole that was only sticking around for the sex. Then again, she's arbitrarily breaking up with me so I guess I shouldn't really give a fuck.
Her family's all about Christian values and I loved her enough to not pressure her. Plus our school is weird about school (like the students, not just the admin)
dude if it was 3 years, you can probably just talk to her and be like well, if this is going to end this way, we should have it end on a high note. A little bit of time alone and see where it goes, no commitments after, just a final goodbye, romantically. She'd probably consider it more than you expect
Honestly, I'm surprised more responses aren't like this one I guess you guys have more faith in this than I do. I can't help but feel like this was an excuse to get out of the sex, but there's no way to ask if that's the case without looking like an asshole.
Sucks for you, OP. How much are you willing to waste on a hooker?
It honestly ranges. I can either be cheap and pay like USD$75 or go all out and pay USD$200
Are these all potential girls you can choose? Where are you getting their pics from?
I'm from Hong Kong where escorts are allowed to advertise online. They have a ton of sites dedicated to finding them. I stumbled upon it when I was 16 but had a gf so didn't want to risk it.
No one gives a fuck you beta cuck faggot
Post your gf
Lol what if you catch coronavirus from them?
Text ex gf and say "So that's gonna be a no on the birthday sex?"
What do you have to lose? Also post screenshots
Lol if I end up drinking later, I'll think about it
I honestly think most people are overreacting to it
Yeah if that's the case, you can still bring it up, if she's hesitant then, then you guys can have an honest chat about it all. If she has something to get off her chest listen and dont be a dick.
Then fuck her
Don't be a nigger just text her. Worst case she gets pissed and just never talks to you again, best case you fuck her and never talk to her again
Well I'll take your advice and hopefully it works out.
If not, is the escort route too brash of a decision? If she ends up blueballing me, I just want to fuck ASAP to get my mind off shit and to have a release.
Jerk off before getting an escort. I did it to get the monkey off my back but really didn't feel too different except I could say I wasn't a virgin
Yup. Find some alcohol, a little weed, invite her over. Hang out, no pressure. Listen to her, look deep in her eyes, make your move. It should go better than you think.
underage b&
sage
Any other tips? I don't know anyone else who's fucked an escort. All I got are pics and prices.
Damn I need to go to Hong kong
Just pay the hooker. Or better yer, pay many.
She sadly doesn't drink but I'll see what I can do. She's just been so suddenly distant out of nowhere so I feel so blindsided
It's cheap now. I personally would rather be in America. Sure, all the political stuff seems ridiculous but the people are wild and party hard. Kind of looking forward to that for college.
What's her race?
I need me some sideways pussy
She's half Chinese, half British
Where does the sideways pussy thing come from? I always here Americans and Brits make that joke but I don't get it.
Yeah there literally is no downside in asking if shes still down. You can def do that in a way thats not at all an rude or disrespectful.
Oh wait, did you mean the girl in the pic? She's a Russian escort
Well I guess that's the move. If it doesn't work out, I'll be back to get everyone's opinion on what girl I should fuck.
You dated a girl for 3 years and didn't have sex? Oh boy
Yeah I guess I deserve that for letting Jesus cockblock me.
You should fuck these girls, OP. The rest look weird or fake.
Don't be a fag and fuck a girl off Tinder.
>I'm debating fucking an escort
Take it from someone who resorted to fucking an escort to lose his virginity. It's not fulfilling.
It's nice, like eating a very nice steak is nice. But you're not going to lose that monkey on your back about not having sex.
Sex is more than penis in vagina. There's a kind of affection and intimacy that comes with sex with a girl who wants to have sex with you.
An escort won't, and can't give you that.
reported for being underage
I guess, but I don't really value my virginity like that. I guess I'm just bitter about the relationship ending because now I just want to have wild, no strings attached sex. Like I'm sure if my girlfriend broke up with me way earlier, I could've easily rebounded and lost my virginity like all my friends. I just got fucked over by loyalty so now I just want to bust a nut in a hot girl as a birthday present.
Literally turning 18 in 2 days and it's not like I'm the only under 18 person on Cred Forums
Post your gf if she even exists
Underage, fucking leave cancer
so much samefagging
why does she look like a plastic fuckdoll?
No clue, but I'm guessing I can't entirely trust every pic
Asian girls get so much work done/go overboard with makeup. You ever see those crazy transformation videos? Just be careful you don’t lose your virginity to a dude, OP
Happy?
Not gonna lie OP but your girl’s cuter than most these hookers. I’d definitely try to fuck her before them.
Got any more pics?
Damn dude that’s mad cheap. Even I’d consider it.