Waifu

waifu

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I'm Mordrd, lamau
u bitches been up to something?

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cat

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Seras Claimed

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Long time no hear, son

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claim

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Yo dad mayne... I'm like hella wasted. What ya up to, bitch?

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Bored, about to order pizza. Hell I'll join you in drinking in a bit

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In a bit? Sweety, it's 4am over here. I ain't gonna last long.

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You say that as if you sleep

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lick

I might be a horny, drunken bitch but I still enjoy sleep ya know..

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Yep

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imgur.com/alqOV21

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You're always horny, son

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Just like my dad.

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Dammit boy not so loud!

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Bitch, ppl already know. Those new anons... fuck those.. they'll get wind of it soon enough.

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You being a loud mouth

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and u are being in denial. Like u ain't after my arse, dad

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Fool it is you that's after my dick

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Me? Me, who's in a relationship with a faggot? After you, who's not ever seen pussy nor dick before? C'mon dad.

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Nyaa~

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Despite your flexing you're still wanting to be fucked by daddy

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I remember that one discussion differently.. like.. what would happen after a couple beers...

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Uuuh huh sure it was the beers

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nigger

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This is why I go out for cigs

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>imagine RPing on /waifu/

Y-you too

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That face is why I love ya

..and the anons hating. That shit is fun too

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nigger nyaa~

...

You're killing me, boy

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What do you want to be?

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don't just rp post some loods

Nyaa~?

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sry dade

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let it be known this is probably some smelly fatass 20-30 year old that's acting like an anime girl.

nigger

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Yeah you better be, else Ima give you a hard whoopin

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don't make me post ma cosplay ya horny lil fuck

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Thanks for the heads up.

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Aight now you asking for your ass to be smacked

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You are responsible for your own actions, no one will make you do anything.

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:(
Nyaa~

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come at me, bitch
who the fuck are u? and why are u interrupting our talk?

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Put a bird on it.

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Will you two just fuck already the sexual tension is killing me

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very good rem post.
it's mine now.

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more!

H O T N Y A A A A ~

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Do you seek death boy?

Jesus christ what the hell is this

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please post it

it's a guy

even better

Oh so now incest is bad that didn't stop you from impregnating your sister

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Death by your hand would be a dream come true...
bag some more and I just might

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Dare say another word to my flesh and blood and I'll slay your nasty fucking ass... merlin...

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That wasn't even my doing you prick

Goddamnit

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*bags faster*

Try me kitten

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Dad, get ur gear. This son of a bitch is trying to fuck with our beautiful relationship.

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I’ve always been one to dip in the coolaid without knowing the flavor. Confidence comes from knowing you can survive failure. Courage is facing what you fear. You asked who I am, but I don’t think you really care. If who is the form follo into the function of what then allow me to meme a bit and point out the paradox of asking an user on an user image board who they are?

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The hell you mean "our" beautiful relationship?

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bitch I ain't gonna read that 200 word essay

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Smug smiles at mordred

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Show that cute ass

we hated each other cause u had ur sperm stolen.. now we don't.. c'mon mayne.

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Yeah have fun with that, I'm going to buy cigarettes

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beg more my lil faggot
can u NOT let me get raped by merlin?

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74 words, sorry it was slightly longer than a tweet.

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Ugh Christ, alright where's the clown so I can put him down

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Beg? Hahahaha
There's dime a dozen of you. Show your twink ass you cunt.

Yes yes we all know you wanna murder fuck your father

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Where? Dad, sweety, he's talking shit about us all day long... Like what the fuck dad...
Then fuck off, faggot.

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Oh no! Dumb cunt isn't getting the attention he so much desires. Aww... :(

Why in my garden of course i am a grand caster over all

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still am getting ma sweet attention cause u still are replying.. oh man...

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I'mma get a cig u lovely faggots

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But not the kind of attention that you asked for. I'm getting my (you)'s too so I don't mind. OH FUCK YEAH THOSE FUKCING YOUS FUUUCK

So this is the notorious waifu threads. A circle jerk of cybering wannabe weebo lolis neeting it up in their parents basement

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What games do you play?

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i wanna sniff haruhi's butt

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Oh hey there's a waifu threa-
>Pic related
>You niggas is clowns

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ass
ass!
ass!!

me too

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Strategy, shooters, anything that I like really. :3

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Haruhi and I have sonder in common. I can’t think of her without thinking about the futility in finding meaning in anything.

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based butt sniffer

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Gardevoir claimed.

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Oh no merlin attracted a bunch of coomers

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FREAK

fags get the rope

Can I claim Celty?

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rude

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you're making us out to be way more weird than we are

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No one wants you here Al*ce.

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At least half of it is true!

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i honestly wish i was a loli ngl
also haha funny relatable
me and makoto user be like

No one wants you here T*mo.

i want tomoko here

Some got triggered! I was not expecting this response and I find it hilarious. I’m not affiliated with that person at all but I have heard of them. Did they steal your precious thing or something?

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homosexuals get the noose

I am useing my flip phone to post becuse my laptop is being fucking stuped
N

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Your next line will be "I was only pretending to be retarded."

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I was only pretending to be retarded.

tomoko user be like:
*doesn't reply to you even though you know it's a reply to your post*
*parrots some retarded Cred Forums line*
*is still posting on waifu 2020, being her for at least 5 years*

Ever played Sscape from Tarkov, or STALKER?

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retard doing retard thing
shocking

haha triggered

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based anti-tomohomo

Nice cock

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Fucking triggered bro
You got completely triggered
imagine getting triggered on Cred Forums

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I appreciate the mental fortitude of anyone who has been here for 5 years or more

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N - iggers

You fags every heard the story of the fox and the grapes? Basically you're a crybaby cuck and no one owes you shit.

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Been awhile Celty
I remember you posted early this fall

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>

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Triggered by someone claiming Celty in a waifu thread. Does this mean no Touhou or anything else tangentally related

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Oui oui baguette maple syrup, eh?
Sounds pretty swaggin to me man

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>no one owes you shit
i gave my mom ten buckeroos for some ciggies and she hasn't paid me back
so, you are in fact wrong

You could almost say the one who was truly triggered was the retard who got all huffy and puffy at an old joke.

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>the retard who got all huffy and puffy at an old joke

so you tomo like you do everyday

Holy shit, I’m not that poster I don’t even sound like her! I rarely post in waifu. Y’all don’t know me yahear! I’m a rando trying to feel things out here.

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You sound very obsessed with me. Would you like to join my orbiter server?

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>he called me out for being a faggot
>h-he's obsessed with me

ok liberal

Yes!

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You're the one who claims to pay attention to me every single day for over 5 years.

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And I don't even know who you are.

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What is he covered in Chocolate?
Whah?

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How's them bulls holding at ram ranch these days, partner.

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Well now we're all just interested to see if you really have one or not

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the absolute state of this thread

YEAH 28 US MARINES PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

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N_IS_REAL#5798

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>You claim
>Everyone who calls me a whiny little bitch is one person
>It's not know possible for everyone i know to have a problem with me

>ram ranch
HOT

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u a hot bitch

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I’m being defensive about my association with an A-namefag...
I keep them locked up.

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ass!

gps in exif
>nigg3r

N got B&

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Alright.

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You say
I only hear what I want to
And you say
I talk so all the time, so
And I thought what I felt was simple
And I thought that I don't belong
And now that I am leaving
Now I know that I did something wrong
'Cause I missed you
Yeah I missed you

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good

i want to see seras and mordred fight loser gets ass raped

You are the best thing in this thread. I need to go to bed for work in the morning. Thanks for the welcome Tomo... feel free to add me on discord Soltrypa#0108

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quadruple bigmac, yes?

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yooo motherfucker that's my disc what the fuck you doing who are you

How very forward. Spoiler: I don't actually have an orbiter server.

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@821148369

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Is this a booty call?
youtu.be/HH6dDxIoeuM

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syke

death grip funni

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Ok watev

You play Vidya?

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That was oc
I figured you didn’t. I do have a server tho.
I don’t do booty calls

I’m a Mei main

>loser gets ass raped
So I basically win no matter what.
I'm game

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niggerfaggots get the rope

come on son
I thought he was going to fight him when he went shirtless, not try to put the mac back together

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>Not having an orbiter server
Pathetic
You'd make a terrible pirate, then.

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A meeeeeizing

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r u gay and are you white
gay people are only cute if they're femme and white

Who needs an orbiter server when /waifu/ is my orbiter thread?

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cute
i wuv u tomomomomoko

To who ever keeps calling me Nigger

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I fear the Alicefags so a Cred Forums fan thread is not realistic.

TOMOKOFAG
FUCK YOU
I CHECKED OUT A BUNCH OF VOLUMES OF WATAMOTE FROM MY CITY'S LIBRARY
AND NOW I OWE 100 BUCKEROONIS IN USD BECAUSE I FORGOT TO RETURN ONE OF THEM

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Rekt.

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this tbqh

Another N-igger with gps exif

Whoa whoa..
Whoa...
We don't do that here.
I did too when I first saw it.
He seems to rapidly go through all of the stages of grief.
Gotta catch that 10 second rule bro.

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I thought the only board that retains EXIF data was /p/

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can i claim my IRL gf?

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/p/ is just reverse Cred Forums

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homos get the hang

You know you uwu me

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Harry Potter

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don't bully her she thinks she doesn't have a gender already

you all know elf on the shelf
not get ready for N-igger on pills

Get bed sheets and protective covers. Seriously disgusting ew.

nice kyocera e4520 phone you have the N
>exif never lies

So EXIF isn't being stripped from Cred Forums? Interdasting.

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3DPD

phone posters get the rope

Not very fem(at least bodily), bit I'm very gay, and very white.

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damn get that femboi physique and we can have cute gay femme sex

>bit I'm very gay
who woulda thought
not like you talk about sucking cocks left and right all the fucking time

>imagine being this gay
protip: you can't

being gay is the happiest i've ever been

fags deserve the rope

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