Pic related. Good buddy's ex gf obviously wants to fuck...

No I don't have insta or anything besides FB which I dont even post on, I waved at her on messenger last week and it devolved into this...

You only live once my friend

I want to hate fuck her in the ass and cum on her face, she's a total bitch and treated my buddy like trash but she's been after me for a while, we drunkenly made out once and I groped her fat sexy ass, been in limbo since.

If your gf hates said girl then said girl is more attracted to you for this and wants to probably gloat about fucking you later on

That's how I feel about it but I really really love my gf and she'd never forgive me if she knew. My gf is totally vanilla and this chick is a crazy sex pot, we've fooled around before but never actually chatted on messenger or exchanged pics or anythin.

Got anymore pics?

She's entirely separated from our friend group, for over a year now, we all kind of hated her but I always thought she was thick and hot as hell, we already fooled around once Halloween year before last, not sure who she'd gloat too.

Just do it OP, destroy everything. It's worth it, trust me. What would be a little potential pain. Your girlfriend will never know. If she loved you she would suggest you sleep around. See, she never loved you anyway.

Do it

Got a vid of her twerking that she sent me but not sure how to upload it with the file details stripped off. We're supposed to exchange nudes tonight but I feel like I can't go through with it.

Just do it and stop posting at once on Cred Forums until you fucked her and show proof here.

If you really love her man, don't do it, maybe people gonna call you a fag for not doing it but in reality you're a man for not cheating. Gl man

This girl is planning on breaking up with her boyfriend, she's going for scorched earth and trying to fuck him over as much as she can by fucking with you first. Expect your tiny cock to be screenshot and used as cannon fodder

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Do it and share the convo and pics faggot

Tell ur buddy. Don’t do it user.

Kik Sierrasuckkks and I’ll try to trade nudes with her and post em here for ya

Shes definitely gonna ruin ur life, but since ur a horny dumb bitch go for it.

This

I really do but our sex life is def lacking, I love her with all my heart but my dick is still sniffing around for opportunity.

My buddy and her broke up harshly on new years 2018, she dragged him along for a while but he's finally moved on and has a new potential gf who he's getting serious with. She already scorched the earth with him, us, her family, everyone really.

The convo is cringey but she's eating it up, she wants to see my cock bad.

Fuck no! My buddy is fuckin rock solid homie and the last thing he needs is to get dragged back in to her bullshit drama, he's finally found a new girl he really likes so I'm rooting for him to move on. Nobody will understand it but I swear it's purely sexual and I have no ill will toward anyone, it's just sexual dumbfuckedness.

She'd be suspicious, she's literally waiting for me to send nudes tonight and she'll send back. Fuck.

Show the convo!

Do eeet

You think so? She could have ruined it long ago if she really wanted too, she's kept our secret romance a secret for this long and she's fully on her "yass queen living my best single life" kick, she doesn't have any reason for malice.

Lol fuck no, I've been drunk for every exchange and feel like a douche looking through them, I'm a smooth talker though and she def wants the D.

A have a nice thick cock but I'm a dough boy, she knows that but she still insists. "Here's a pic of my boner" sounds so gross lol but I kinda mentioned that and she reiterated that it's what she wants, specifically for a visual reminder of our little drunken fooling around. She already has me on messenger saying super shady pervy shit so I'm damned already anyway if she really wanted to fuck me over.

So jyst get the nudes

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Fuck her and be very very degrading.

I basically stopped reading after this bc this is the best advice you’re gonna get. That ass ain’t worth throwing anything away on.

Then what? It will escalate with each step I move forward, how long till were fuckin? She already hinted at meeting up but I playfully shot her down. I really really want her nudes but I can't ghost her if she sends nudes lol.

You should stop and just fuck your actual gf instead.

Why trade that for "sending nudes"?

She's a freak as well, the pic isn't the best but the vid she sent me of her twerking made my peener twitch hard. She's just a harsh contrast to my very vanilla gf, my gf would look at me like I'm crazy if I said "Daddy wants that ass, now" this chick would respond with "Oooh Daddy choke me". Whore and Madonna complex shit, I'm fucked aren't I?

Not worth it. She’s sounds nuts.

Try and get your girl into three ways instead so you can both enjoy another lady.

Just play around and keep it at trading pics

Don't cheat on your gf, dude.

If your sex life is lacking, you confront your bitch before cheating and give her the opportunity to change. If she doesn’t change you tell her you want an open relationship. If she doesn’t agree to an open relationship, then you say “well I’m not going to be an a sexually dissatisfying relationship for the rest of my life.” At that point, you’ve been up front with her and do whatever you wish.

I'm 31 and my porn addiction topped out to where I only find sexual excitement from candids or unintentional sexiness, someone sending me nudes is 100x hotter than any porn I would ever watch, I'm a serial monogomist and really missed out on any kind of online dating or sending nudes. I also have really low self esteem so an attractive girl trying to send me nudes makes me feel god like. I'm not perfect.

That's genuinely retarded.

So just do it already

This

My girl is vanilla and my last gf I tried to have a three way with ended up crying in the bathroom when her friend deepthroated me, not great times.

I've already emotionally cheated and physically cheated with this same girl, physically over a year ago and emotionally with our messenger convo, I've already broken boundaries. I'm scared to keep going though.

I've brought It up with her and she's made some effort, bought a couple cute body suits from Amazon and some lingerie. Still hates giving head and doesn't like the idea of rough play. I love head and rough play, so does this crazy chick.

did he just say serial monogamist? am I missing something

So break up with your fucking girlfriend. You’re not attached. For Christ’s sake, your sex life sucks. A relationship with a shitty sex life isn’t worth it unless maybe you’re married, have multiple kids, are financially dependent, and out kicked your coverage to begin with. Jesus dude. Grow a pair

Why? Personal attention is what I crave, porn doesn't provide that, this crazy slut does. I crave depravity. I am retarded aren't I lol.

Then you deserve the misery you will receive when that crazy chick tells your gf whats up.

Then she'll fuck some other dude when she's bored of you.

Your friends will likely stop being your friends because of how much you're colossally fucking up.

She's a unicorn with an amazing personality and mother potential, she's not a brain dead social media attention craving retard like most modern women, she's just not a whore like my cock brain desires. She's my Madonna, this other girl in my Whore. I love my Madonna so much but my libido craves the whore.

Do it

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I think you need an actual therapist at this point.

Ur a pussy

I have no intention of a relationship with her it's purely sexual, she could of fucked me over long ago with the things we've done, why wait till now? Her interest in me is purely sexual as well, she was always rude to me until we were drunk and alone when she'd be all over me. I feel I could use the sympathy card of being an alcoholic to weasel my way out. I drink the 10-20 strong drinks every single day for the last 10 or so years, if i get caught I'll get sober and repent my sins.

But you know none of that is true and you're only going to hurt people.

It will be your fault.

Then tell her that and get nudes

No shit, and AA as well. Some day.

It's all true I assure you, but that won't stop people from being upset (and rightfully so), which is why I'm here and haven't sent this crazy chick pics of my cock. I just wanted a sounding board. I really want her nudes though. Fuck.

Oh, so you're on a self-destructive rampage that will probably cause your gf to commit suicide or possibly try.

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There's plenty of girls like her on porn sites.

She's not in love with me, she doesn't want to date me, she's a crazy horny slut like me and wants to see my cock the same reason i want to see her tits, selfish lust. I'm not worried about baggage, I'm worried about being a dimwitted cum brain, I think I'm being one.

Then just do it

I'm taking the middle ground op. Talk to you gf about how she isn't sexually satisfying enough. If you really love her, and want to be with her for the long run that problem needs to be addressed. You arent a "sex addict", you're not being satisfied. You deserve to be, King, but not if this bitch will ruin your life. If you need release, Find a side hoe online and send nudes. Use fake names.

>I'm worried about being a dimwitted cum brain

you are.

You are genuinely retarded. You are not gaining anything from this but instead inflicting pain upon yourself and your current gf.

Nah she's hard as nails she'd just move on with a broken heart, she'd heal but I'd feel like shit forever. My gf and our friend group had legitimate anger and annoyance with this chick, but after like 5 years of kickin it she started getting handsy with me. She's been single and separated from the whole friend group for over a year, we just started chatting on messenger and it escalated quickly with the related pic.

Do it.

I fucked one of my girlfriend's (at the time) best friends for an entire year...she found out / figured it out, they're no longer friends, I'm still with the same girlfriend over 8 years later only we're now married and have a kid. We still talk about it off and on but it's no longer an "issue" whatsoever, and I got to fuck her 9.5/10 friend like 100 times.

Key notes- make it seem like you're the victim...as in she's attempting to lure you away in a moment of weakness because she doesn't like your girlfriend and you're confused.

Again, it's the personal touch, she wants to see MY cock and wants ME to see her freshly taken nudes. It gives me a self esteem boner and its better than sex. To me.

You're a sociopath, or you're pretending to be one, as some sort of coping mechanism to counter the fact you're being a piece of human shit.

Your gf deserves better, honestly. You should let her go before you do anything.

If thats all it will be then do it

I appreciate the middle ground but when I say my girl is vanilla I really mean it, the idea of opening up our sex life is already out of bounds, with this girl? Fuuuuck no, she has legitimate hate for her, she's been a right cunt to my gf in the past (me too tbf) so it would never fly. I definitely have hyper sexual tendencies exacerbated by alcohol, I don't act out sexually when I'm sober, ever. But I drink with the knowledge I'll turn in to a pervy creep and don't care, then I sober up again and feel like a monster. I'm drunk now which is the only reason I'm entertaining it. She hasn't messaged anything yet. And again it's the personal aspect (and possibly the fact she's a grade A bitch) that really turns me on. I wouldn't get the same rush from a random e-thot. It's the perversion of it all that gets me going.

Imagine writing something so gay and living with yourself

>then I sober up again and feel like a monster.

Jesus fuck then stop now.

Fuck man good for you, the victim card is my plan as I've already expressed my lack of sexual satisfaction several times. I plan on blaming my alcoholism and craving intimacy as a crutch, which honestly isn't a lie. I just can't get the balls to chub up and take a pic of my boner to send to her, talking dirty and even getting her sexy booty pic feels like "Meh" but sending a cock pic feels... wrong. How dumb is that logic lol

>the victim card is my plan
It won't work because you know that you're the one fucking up, not her.

Just do it already
She wants to show you

I've wondered about this a lot, I feel like I'm really humane and an empath when it comes to everything except sex. I'll lay awake at night thinking of a time when the poor kid in class got made fun of for wearing the same clothes everyday and I didn't stand up for him, but when it comes to sexual mistakes I just don't care. If anything I have more regrets about the sexual things I DIDN'T do when I had the chance. That's where my sex addiction theory comes from.

Don't continue with anything... Your girlfriend sounds amazing and you don't want to hurt her or your friend's feelings. Even if they aren't together anymore. That's not cool, man.... If you are truly unsatisfied, and you need something new that badly, break it off instead of cheating because it is the lesser of 2 evils. Don't ever do something like that- I promise you will regret it later....

You've been wanting to see her nude
Now's ur chance
No strings attached
Do it

I can't stop, when the anxiety and guilt hit me I take a double shot to forget, it's a fuckin vicious cycle that I can't seem to break. Dunno if you saw my previous comment but I drink 10-20 shots of vodka a day, every day, for the last 10 years. It's wonder I'm even functional, but when it comes to sex I'm totally unhinged.

if you're asking for advice you're going to get caught. a good cheat never divulges even to anons.

Then stop posting here, stop engaging this girl and get to AA.

It is time to stop, because the path you are on will only make everything worse off.

What worked in my favor was my girlfriend was actually being an alcoholic piece of shit at the time (quit all her jobs, sat at home and did nothing but drive to the liquor store for garbage vodka) so myself and her best friend couldn't stand to be around her. The friend had just graduated high school and was kinda sick of her long-time high school boyfriend in preparation to going to college and becoming herself so it just worked out.

So not that it really compares to cheating with her best friend, but one of the justifications I had on my side was that nobody wanted to be around her because of what a shitty person she was and the conversation usually changes topics.

I haven't continued even though I know she's just waiting... I really do love my gf for who she is, to the point where I don't care if our sex life isnt crazy dynamite... but when my sleeping sexuality gets poked like a sleeping bear, it fuckin roars and feels out of control. When this girl sent that booty pic it felt like I was no longer under control, my sexuality took over completely and its all I could think of. It kept me up at night, no joke, the idea of a girl, this girl specifically, sending a pic like that? Like heroin.

So get it over with then
Get the pics and leave it at that

Is this a cry for help you think? Like "someone stop me PLEASE" , it's kind of how I feel. Or testing boundaries? Playing with fire? I feel like I was never taught self control...

Eventually the alcohol won't work when you are looking for it to bury your pain and guilt. The problem is that you will still need the alcohol to function and then eventually you will need the alcohol and by then you won't be able to function.

I'm scared dude. I hate the world, I'm a misanthropic asshole and my drink and my girl are the only ones who seem to understand me, but even my girl is getting tired of it. I'm not "woe is me, pity me" I'm just a disappointed ex-optimist whos wants to be left alone and drunk.

I have like five girls who want to hop on my dick like that girl does, and I still stay with my autistic nerdy GF.

Why? Those other girls are human garbage. Fuck those sluts, I don't sink down for lust. Neither should you, faggot.

Do it, share results

He wont

I think I'm already at this point, i can't stop. I can't imagine life sober. Camping, vacations, friends groups, I can't imagine them without booze. I'm fucked. But I still haven't sent a fucking cock pic to my good buddy's ex gf, so hey at least I haven't done that. Fuck

Don't do it bro. Take it from someone that has been in your situation and done the right thing. The time you out into a boring as fuck gf/wife makes it all the more worthwhile when they start to improve. Don't do what every degenerate loser does and take the easy way out.

I really appreciate this viewpoint. One unicorn is worth 1,000 hot sluts. I'm not gonna do it. But if she sends nudes first I'm totally posting them here.

Kill yourself, weak ass chimp.

Thanks bro, I'm not gonna do it. Still hoping she sends nudes though lol. Fuck me.

Tell her to send first

her name rhyme with julia?

This guy gets it. Don’t put your dick in crazy. If you simply must, do it out of town with a stranger. You need the back the fuck up because THIS is exactly the girl you’ll get pregnant the first time you fuck her.

send that twerk vid already

Lol you've croseed the line already. Shes messing with you because she knows she has her hooks in you. She just wants to see if she can then see how much shit she can make you do before you call her crazy then move on. If you hate yourself, go for it. I did and I'm still recovering. I would probably do it again but I hate myself, so.

I already hinted, she said I'm being greedy lol, wants the cock pic first.

Post convo

>on accident

Kill yourself.

How can I upload it so no fuckin weirdos backtrace it?

Caitlyn.
I don't necessarily want to fuck her but I really want her nudes for my spank bank.

I crossed the line when I jizzed all over her face 2 Halloweens ago, she's definitely getting an ego boost but she already knows how I feel about her.

Already put dick in her almost 2 years ago, came on her face at a house party. I just want her nudes.

Good man! Lol nudes is why I spend so much time on Cred Forums! These anons keeps me out of trouble!!

We all do but you gotta ask yourself if you're going to act on it now. She already invited you over to mess around. It's pretty much guaranteed but you'll get attached and she's going to leave.

Don’t do it to yourself OP. Yeah, her ass might be fat, but getting nudes or fucking a slut once or twice almost never feels goods in the long run. Especially if that means hurting your girlfriend that. If it was just your buddy you were fucking over, then I might say hoes before bros. Take responsibility for your actions. You’re on an internet chat board asking a bunch of neckbeards who probably haven’t experience pussy since they came out of their mother. I’m any case, it’s not too late to turn back. You might already be in too deep, but there’s still no need to dive head first with this hoe. Sober up and learn to love what you already have, and not what you don’t. Well, whatever you decide to do, I know you’ll make the right decision. Bless.

She said "oops wrong pic" with tongue emoji, I said "god damn no worries, ass is fat" she heart emojid my response. What a gay time we live in lol, so easy to cheat.

experienced*

Love this response man, you're right. Thank you.

Amen.

Don’t put your dick in crazy is right. And stop trying to justify your shitty selfish exploits on alcoholism or addiction or whatever. Grow up or break up with your girlfriend before you fuck the slut if you do decide crazy is where your pathetic penis must reside.

And on the bright side, if you do walk away now, you still have one picture to beat your meat to which is probably better than most of us can say about the crazy sluts we know of in our daily lives.

It’s probably best not to take advice to ruin your life from losers on the internet whose lives are already ruined. :)

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you can either upload the file to mega or anonfile or post it here as an attachment

And a twerk vid haha, I really want a pic of her tits though fuck. I'm hoping she just sends them but then how do I back out of it? Prolly just say "You are so goddamn sexy and I'm horny as fuck right now but I can't do it, you're trouble and this is trouble, as much as I want it I can't. One day we'll finish this. Just not right now". That's how I've gone about it in the past and the chicks were understanding. Fuck my life.

You're a dumbfuck. You tell these sluts "make it hard and I'll show you." Never send a dick pic first fuckwit. Goddamn you're autistic AF.

Upload the video for a real nigga real quick my guy

Just say
I bet your tits are just as nice as your ass

Do this Trust me. It always works. You don't even have to send the dick pic. Legit just tell her send more, you're stroking ur cock rn to her pics and you'll take pics if she makes you cum. Sluts love attention like that. It'll work. Always does for me.

+1.
this has worked for me before

Another vote forthis

1. She's aiming for you and just needs to fuck you to cause trouble, something she can walk away from while you can't.

2. This will leave you fearing for your relationship and your friendship. I've cheated because it's hot and even I'm cringing at how horrifying this sounds.

3. She doesn't even have to fuck you. You give her nudes, she uses them. You walk away ruined without sex and some mediocre nudes that she probably doesn't give a fuck if you share around anyways. Who will you share them with that is just as damaging? Her parents? They'd probably sooner kick your ass than care that their ground ass daughter is being a grown ass promiscuous adult.

Fuck a random whore to get your fix if the gf is boring you. This isn't pissing in your own water bowl, this is pissing directly into your own mouth levels of stupidity.

I know, I was gonna say "Well? Im waiting on those pics, you gotta get me going if you want a good one" but now I'm trying to avoid it, it's the wrong choice. I need to jerk off and get post nut clarity. If she sends something I will post it here though, least I could do.

I've sucked on dem tittys, I know how nice they are I just want a reminder.

Hmm it says "corrupt file or incorrect format" tried anonfile and then just uploading the downloaded fb vid, same thing.

put it in a zip file first

The faggotry is thick

>Op clearly crossed the line by cumming on her face multiple times
>Sucked her tits too
>Worried about just sending pics

You cheated, you did worse than send nudes, you might as well do it and finish the job

So why the fuck did you even post this? How old are you? I'm gonna keep it real with you chief, women are fucking disposable. You may "love" your GF but what she doesn't know won't hurt her. And tbh women are fucking fucked. In like a year from now when your GF dumps you for some douche you're gonna wish you fucked this other slut. Sex when you're cheating is fun AF. Just be smart about it. I cheat on my girl all the time. Doesn't mean I don't love her. Literally just being a fucking mammal.

Chicks are fags dude, you think I don't have a tried and tested strategy? Im also a 6'2" white dude with a good jawline so maybe I get a pass, but I've never gotten rejected using cheesy ass shit.

Dubs don't lie.

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Please don't ruin your life

You need to take a step back and look at this situation logically. We all just need to worship our one true communion before world peace can be achieved on a widespread basis. He doesn’t ask for much in return. Just a nod of respect every once in a little while. You want peace? Respect Ronald, your righteous savior. He loves you exactly where you’re at. The real question is do you love him as unconditionally as he loves you?

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It's too late, he touched her
This dude's fucked

You are a fucking soyboi
What otger bro in here wouldnt get nudes for a bitch willing to give em?
Faggot
Also do this

Damn bro you go through some real hoops to convince yourself you're not a piece of shit

Cry to someone who cares faggot, shove that finger right up your own ass

cheat don’t get any pussy, now or ever, for that matter. They just want you to fuck yo life up G.

No chat screen shots, no more pics of thot or op girl...you are all an faggot

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Either cheat in person only or not at all. If you're going to cheat you can't leave tracks. If you have a conscience this will eat you up inside while you're spending time with your girl. It comes down to how big of a piece of shit you are and how much of a scumbag you're willing to be. That being said I would definitely cheat and she wouldn't find out

Go ahead and fuck up your stability for her pleasure. Fucking moron.

KYS White Knight Faggot.

I’m willing to guess you don’t have a girlfriend LMAO

Just jerk off real quick and then make your decision

I'm on my phone, how do?

Yeah but that is all just hear-say and not proveable, the FB messenger convo is damning literal evidence, especially pic exchange.

31 my nigga, but like I said serial monogamy guy, only fooled around with 13 girls, 4 LTRs with literal 4-5 month breaks where I fooled around slightly before jumping back to 4-5 year LTRs

As if losing his girl will ruin his life. What a bunch of pussies

This whore literally has no reason not to fuck you, there are literally no repurcussions for her. You on the other hand are going to receive every ounce of the blame when your gf finds out. Don't let these sluts ruin everything for you.

Idgaf what you think. Go play Captain SaveAHoe somewhere else. I bet you like watching your GF fuck niggers huh? Faggot.

The most logical comment in this thread.

Spoken like a true virgin

>M’lady

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This girl won’t say shit.

OP if you want to be like this guy go for it

I've cheated before and I admit it's a scumbag thing to do, that being said you're the true weak, delusional faggot if you somehow blame the circumstances and everthing else going on except yourself for your own actions. That's some shit little kids do how old are you

Well I’m black so I suppose I do if you want to put it in such hateful terms LOL

try to upload to catbox.moe or gofile.io

Lmao if you think the people who put pussy on a pedestal aren't the virgins you need a reality check. A woman isn't responsible for his life/happiness, he is

FB is literal tracks left behind, but no pics of my dick so hey that's a bonus. I already cheated with her in person over a year ago, before her breakup with my buddy. I don't want a physical relationship with her, I just really want her nudes.

Lol my girl is drunk af and acting like such a fool that I'm actually reconsidering sending cock pics to this ho

I want to jerk it to her nudes lol

Respecting women is an insult to you, clearly extenuating my point that you will never achieve coitus with someone of the other gender you filthy reprobate

This comment explains everything. This entire issue is a low iq predicament.

Do it and show us...dipshit

Do it then

FB convos can be faked. Stop leaving evidence now and you won't have multiple chats on different platforms as potential evidence. Some evidence existing isn't a logical reason to continue leaving more evidence

When or if the girlfriend finds out yell her you only did it to blast her on Cred Forums

bro just do SOMETHING. I either want some good nudes, or to know that I don't need to chill in this thread anymore

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i know it's just my own voice , it's ain't much but don't do it .
At least if you wanna do it , do it properly . break with your girl and go , don't be an asshole.
A lot of people want a girlfriend , and when you see other who have one , who aren't really aware of what they have , it make me sad .

(btw i don't blame you but you seem pretty selfish , feel bad for you)

So why are you discussing these matters? Grownups are trying to talk here, Mr. Didn’t-Even-Attend-Community-College.

Just jerk it to something else you fucking ape
Post nut clarity will fix your 'issue' you stupid fucking niglet

Facts fam nudes or we all leave this shitty thread

Fuck this thread. When did b get so fucking gay? This used to be a place for degenerates to get advice from other degenerates on how to be more degenerate. Now it's all "but user, think about you and your girlfriend's feelers!!!" Fuck all you niggers.

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If you're black there's a 97% chance you're sub 100 IQ. No one I know in my life has ever attended community colleges. That's where the poor and stupid (black) people go.

Fuck her feelies, either full commit to being a scumbag or just be the pussy he is. Stop tiptoeing the middle like a little bitch make a move you fucking niglet

This

OP you should have already made the obvious decision before starting this thread and had the sext session started and ready to share for gets.

Im going in, I keep trying to upload the twerk vid but it won't work!

Lol well I'm glad to see so many stand up bros and non degenerates. But fuck it my girl is drunk and being a bitch and I'm going for it.

ignorance is bliss my friend, but knowledge is power. I hope someday you choose knowledge. That, and love over hate. Bless.

lets goooooo. post high quality nudes

bro I want to see the rest of her fine body

Give us updates

Text her right now and start posting screencaps

I'm starting to think your GF is imaginary. We're gonna need pics and a timestamp or we're done here faggot.

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Just messaged her "Waiting for some privacy..." with some gay emojis, hoping she take a the initiative so I can share her with y'all

Ruining your relationship for low quality ass? Sure, why not? Or, just look at porn with some quality ass, but whatever.

I've expressed no hatred for anyone, and your reply is literally irrelevant to the short conversation we've had. You've created an imaginary person based upon assumptions. Black people are not as intelligent as other ethnicities. Your national IQ average is very low. You guys are athletic. You can't have it all. Ignorance is bliss my friend, but knowledge is power. I hope some day you choose knowledge

try the " make me hard and I'll show you line"

If I didn't have a gf I'd be throat deep in this slut already dummy, my moral dilemna, the whole point of my post, is my gf! I'm gettin these nudes tho

do iiitt

OP I'm so ready for these shitty nudes.

If she responds start a new thread with screencaps and link us over

See, that's my point. You literally don't have a GF and this thread is the gayest larp in the history of b. Kys nigger.

OP is a nigger and a faggot. He won't deliver.

Haha me and you both brother, it's so not worth it and the idea of taking a pic of my boner is cringe inducing, but let's gooooooo

Oh shit guys!!! She just sent me this!

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Yeah right. This used to be- if this was back then OP would be getting told that such behavior is only for the niggers.

Fact is, his gf, his buddy, and apparently all their formal mutual friends all know she's scummy. If it comes to light that he porked her he's going to be in the same scum boat as the chick. It's not like OP is a toddler who needs his balls held while he pees, everyone will know that he was fully coherent when he decided to fuck around with a scummy person. At best they will be disappointed in him.

looks like you're wrong

but the reward is pretty dope

Also OP needs to just break up with his girlfriend already.

Try to get more, need fat pussy or tits shot

Kek. Lurk more faggot.

Yaeah we need to see those t it s

Will do, think I missed out tho, she's up at 5:30 am for work and its almost midnight here, should of just messaged her earlier and already delivered pics fuck. Now my girl is up because she's off work tomorrow and being a drunken bitch, hanging out in the living room where my PC is hooked up to the tv, saved pic and twerk vid to phone and deleted FB convo to cover my ass just in case. Keep me in your mind tho, if i don't pull through tonight then tomorrow (Friday) night she's gonna be wasted and slangin those nudes I just know it.

Maybe I tease her tonight and don't send any nudes, make her beg for it,she's into that submissive ish.

That's not OP. Itssa me, Mario! Aka a nonfaggot that actually get nudes and fucks actual vaginas. Been workin on this lil slut from fetlife for a few days now.

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Not me and not her. Her ass way fatter, still waiting.

See. I knew this nigger was larping.

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Nah we need to see the pix in a text thread

No she did not. But keep your fantasy going faggot.

Why the fuck would I larp about trying to get nudes from a 8/10 when I have a gf and feel like I'm facing a moral dilemma, that'd be the dumbest fucking shit ever. I WILL get these nudes and I'll post them in a new thread with the same booty pic. Keep a look out, oh ye of little faith.

I dunno why you would do what you're doing, but here we are.

Dont do it man. It's not worth it. The guilt will never leave you. Plus she sounds like a whore. And fucking her, from your description, will only give you momentary happiness rather than well longer happiness had you not fucked her

I'm trying to get nudes of my good buddy's ex gf while having a gf that legit hates the bitch. What could possible go wrong? I've fucked her and cum on her face while my buddy and gf were smoking and chatting 10 ft away on the back patio, I've already larp'd some serious deviance, but I want her nudes as a cherry on top. It's her fault for sending that ass pic, she started it!

That is obviously a fat bitch.

Nice. Post more.

nigger fart anal shit fuck rock

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That ass is 4/10 at best. Keep the relationship if it's worth it. Otherwise just dump the gf before you go off and be a dumbass. Also man up about your fucking habits and stop using alcohol as an excuse for the shitty decisions you would've made either way faggot.

She's a total whore especially since they broke up, I wouldn't fuck her without a condom no way in hell. But I already fucked her and don't care to do it again, I just really want her nudes. Filing her away with the other little whores I've covered in cum, being able to pull up a HQ pic of her topless that she took for me... That's a lifetime of happiness, collecting her for my personal spank bank, her allowing herself to be my little whore. That's powerful.

nigger pee

bruh just send a wiener pic then get the titty pic then post the titty pic

Take pix of drunk gf for us...thumbs up in pix with timestamp on thumb

You should plant a baby in her.

To each their own. Wouldnt do that to my girlfriend though.

Also, show us cock pick you would send, hard or not

This is the most retarded fucking thread that isn’t a porn thread.

Yeah nah I'm good, y'all niggas never gonna see my gf, but I'll post this hot sluts nudes when I get em.

Lol fuuuuuck no.

I'm not doing anything to anyone, I'm receiving pixels on my cell phone. I'm not gonna fuck her, I'm not confessing my love for her, I just want to see her naked, again.

I'm a grower not a shower my man, like legit baby cock when flaccid but 7.5" and thick as hell when hard, it's a running joke with gfs lol.

Are you me?

send her a pic of your bulge under your pants and ask if she "wants to see"

Lame who cares, all anonymous, plus this all seems fake anyways

my darling wife got fat and I feel like shit for being less attracted to her

fat is hot, you dumb nigger

chubby is hot. she's fat now.

I'll tell you why it feels wrong. Dick pics are only for blackmail. Girls dont get off to dick pics. Send them so she can own you. You're pathetic.

See that's what a kinda said too, basically "Who tf wants to see a pic of a veiny disassociated cock pic" and she fired back with essentially "me dumbass that's why I'm asking" and that she wants to "re-live old memories" via a pic of my cock.