Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Hey Faggots
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im only on Cred Forums like 30 minutes a day. are there really people on Cred Forums 24/7?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Yeah there are a bunch of losers here, just jacking off to Japanese cartoons. It's pretty sad, really.
What the fuck?
Fuck you newfag
Now thats just rude
Bitch you wanna start something?
Spotted the newfag
I used to be cool and get pussy but now I’m 28 and I constantly look at those times through a rose tinted lense and it fucks me up because my life was so obviously more entertaining and valuable back then than it is now. I have a fuck load more money now but I don’t give a fuck about money. That shit doesn’t mean anything to me. It never has and it never will. Fuck I grew up pretty lavishly actually. My daddy made millions working in Finance. So money was never something that appealed to me simply because I was always surrounded by it. So I just rely on my old memories as opposed to progressing and making something of myself. I don’t give a fuck though. PornHub and Xbox keep me going.
too long
Bait
finally something new.
My god it has been forever since ive seen this copypasta
so damn refreshing
Hey John, it's been a while, how you been man
this better be bait
Kek
The phrase “just kill yourselves” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
>newfag
Bitch I might be.
The phrase “it’s bait” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
did you think that actually helped your situation?
no more (You)s. earn them.