Var är alla skandinavier?

Var är alla skandinavier?

Är ledig från jobbet idag och behöver trevliga människor att prata med, Danskar och norrmän är välkomna med!

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här är en svenk pojk på 25 vintrar

här är en svenk pojk på 24 vintrar

Kom till innerstan då. Alla svenskar bor ju i Stockholm.

FWIW, I'm probably moving to SE permanently this year (summer). Been working for NWT for a year BTW.

Jag ar gran America, med jag studierer mig svenska. Ganske jag kommer pa sverige ett dag. Jag vill ha att du har en bra dag! (Hopefully this isnt too broken...)

Peekaboo!

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Where? Be careful, you dont wanna explode

svarting

Förstod allt du skrev, Fuck grammar ;)

Oj, nu kom verkligen svenskarna fram

Speak English you immigrant loving faggots

Noen discorder, vola eller mega her?

Låter som att någon behöver välfärd.

Hva faen sa du nettopp om meg, din lille tispe? Jeg vil vite at jeg har uteksaminert toppen av klassen min i Sjøforseglingen, og jeg har vært involvert i en rekke hemmelige angrep på Al-Quaeda, og jeg har over 300 bekreftede drap. Jeg er trent i gorilla-krigføring, og jeg er den beste snikskytteren i hele USAs væpnede styrker. Du er ingenting for meg, men bare et annet mål. Jeg vil utslette deg faen med presisjon som aldri har blitt sett før på denne jorden, merk mine jævla ord. Tror du at du kan slippe unna med å si det til meg over Internett? Tenk igjen, jævel. Mens vi snakker, tar jeg kontakt med mitt hemmelige nettverk av spioner over hele USA, og IP-en din blir sporet akkurat nå, så du bør forberede deg på stormen, din mark. Stormen som utsletter den patetiske lille tingen du kaller livet ditt. Du er faen meg død, gutt. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan drepe deg på over syv hundre måter, og det er bare med mine bare hender. Ikke bare er jeg mye trent i ubevæpnet kamp, men jeg har tilgang til hele arsenalet til United States Marine Corps, og jeg vil bruke det i full utstrekning for å tørke den elendige rumpa av ansiktet til kontinentet, din lille dritt. Hvis du bare kunne ha visst hvilken uhellig gjengjeldelse din lille "smarte" kommentar var i ferd med å gi deg, så hadde du kanskje holdt den jævla tungen din. Men du kunne ikke, det gjorde du ikke, og nå betaler du prisen, din jævla idiot. Jeg vil drite raseri over hele deg, og du vil drukne i det.

As long as you dont move to Malmö you will be fine, and even there you are good unless you join some wannabe-gang.

Her er noget dansk...
Det var på tide der kom noget ordentligt på denne tråd..

Jag bor i Danmark, Behind enemy lines so to speak.

Velkommen til et godt land, og ikke et land som lader deres byer falde i hænderne på indvandrerne. Hvad vores svenske venner laver med deres land er jo skræmmende..

I like that I don't speak or read your language, but I still know what this says

Här är en svensk man på 33 jordsnurr, inget bögeri tack

Also, thanks for the meatballs, Ikea, and death metal

Svenska tjej it's the grej

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Hei Homot!
Nimeni on Jussi ja vihaan jokaista teistä. Olette rasvaa, viivästyneitä,elämiä jotka viettävät joka toisen päivän katsellen typeriä perseitä.
Olette kaikki paha maailmassa. Rehellisesti, onko kukaan teistä koskaan saanut mitään pillua?
Tarkoitan, että on hauskaa tehdä ihmisille hauskaa oman epävarmuustesi vuoksi.
Mutta kaikki olette täysin uudella tasolla. Tämä on vielä pahempaa kuin vetää käteen naamakirjan kuville.
Älä ole muukalainen. Juokse vain parhaalla mahdollisella tavalla.
Olen melko täydellinen. Olin potkupallojoukkueen kapteeni ja aloitin koripallojoukkueen.
Mitä urheilutapahtumia pelaat, muuta kuin vedät käteen alastomille japanilaisille?
Saan myös suoran A:n, ja hänellä on kuuma tyttöystävä Hän vain räjäytti minut, paska oli niin rahaa.
Olette kaikki houkuttelijoita, jotka vain tappavat itsenne. Kiitos kuuntelemisesta.
Kuva liittyy, se on minä ja lortto.

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>Hvad vores svenske venner laver med deres land er jo skræmmende

Ni lät mig komma in...

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Någon som har röka i västerås?

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Vem är detta?

10/10

Rösta på KD

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Nä men jag tar gärna Ebba

Vakta rumpan i Västerås. Alla där är bögar.

Treats against the US are universal...
But who cares, about a third of the population thinks we nordic countries are socialist, like Bernie says.. He is a true Communist, and the some Americans are too stupid to realize it..

Btw.. The Scandinavians became what we are today because we gave most of government run institutions away ti the private sector a long time ago... We all tried a truly big state, and in No Scandinavian country did it work..
Take Sweden, they sold shit during the war, and that is why they came to the biggest rise in their economy after the war.. Norway took the northsea Oil from Denmark and Holland in the 70´s.. Nothing to do with socialism...

You sure are getting blacked over there

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>like Bernie says.. He is a true Communist,

He never said that, But nice FOX propaganda you got going on there, Might get an internship licking Sean Hannitys balls if you are lucky

Du kom med dine egne beviser kan jeg se, så er der jo ingen grund til jeg skriver en hel masse..

Flyttar till USA innan året är slut, ville bara säga det. Ha det bra :))))

Är det EBT på riktigt, och ungefär när är bilden tagen?

Varför?
Fan ett hemskt land ur i stort sett alla perspektiv.

Tråkigt att höra, Hoppas du inte får en sticka i tån så du går i konkurs.

You speak like a true lefty! ... So cute..

The guy have praised the governments in Russia and Cuba for crying out loud.. Saying that Casto did good work for the people of Cuba, is a fucking joke.. He loves bread lines because then all get bread.. He is a communist...

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All politics aside, you do know you are just pushing bullshit right now right? you went from:

>like Bernie says.. He is a true Communist,

And when I called you out on the fact that he never actually said that you changed it to

>He loves bread lines because then all get bread.. He is a communist...

Aka your opinion of him.

I Dont mind what you think of him, you are entitled to your opinion. But those /r/theDonald tactics wont get you far. No one is saying any politician is perfect, But a politician would be a start atleast.

No he never said he was a communist.. I didn´t write that he did? I wrote that he kept saying that the nordic countries like Denmark were all socialist, when we are some of the most free market counties i world..

After that I stated he is a Communist.. or even worse a Marxist..

The man is a millionaire Marxist, and all he wants is for the American economy to become the the economy of the great nations like Cuba and North Korea... Not like Venezuela.. That wasn´t real socialism.. Because like ANYWHERE else Socialism has been done like he wants to, it have been all fluffy skies and dancing on all the money the people have...

Most people in Cuba lives for under 2 dollars a day... Bread lines for the win!

Hej horungar. Rösta SD, jag är less på att Sverige börjar vara känt som lilla Somalien

The whole reason Cuba is like that is due to the embargos from America. Cuba has almost no trading partners due to the structring of said embargos. Any country that would try to trade with Cuba would have the very same embargos placed in it by the US that Cuba has. It wasn't like this even 10 years ago. They were getting new cars, cell phones, even food. Now with Trump and his laymanesq understanding of people and economic situations everything is allot worse. I have family in Cuba I am in contact with. Cubans are a proud and happy people and embargos don't really do shit to change anything. It's just like cest la vie to Cubans and life goes on.

>No he never said he was a communist.. I didn´t write that he did?

yes you did

>like Bernie says.. He is a true Communist,

>and all he wants is for the American economy to become the the economy of the great nations like Cuba and North Korea

Not sure where you got this information but ok.

>Because like ANYWHERE else Socialism has been done like he wants to, it have been all fluffy skies and dancing on all the money the people have...

Not really sure what you mean when you scream socialist and say its bad, Kind of goes back to my first point, someone has told you for years and years that democrats = bad aka communists, lately t has shifted to socialist but whatever, its the same argument.

>Most people in Cuba lives for under 2 dollars a day... Bread lines for the win!

This one just comes flying in from the blue, not sure if you are trying to make a point here or not, but obviously you must understand that no politician is aiming for people to earn less than 2 dollars a day?

>Är ledig från jobbet idag
Fyller år idag så gick inte till jobbet av ren princip.

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like a true lefty one again you speak of the injustice, that makes so you can´t do your best.
The embargoes are made because the countries are not doing what America wants them to do. That is free marked dude.. If America didn´t gave a shit about the people of Cuba, they would do nothing. It would make America a lot more money that way, and yet they make restrictions so the government chances. The us isn´t forced to trade with any other country, and yet they trade with the ones they agree with. That is a way for them to force their free marked economy on others. And yes they can do that.

And the people have to be proud and happy.. They get shot in true socialist countries.

You think Bernie Sanders wont become like ANY other Socialist leader?
Mao, Kim Jung Il, Lenin, Stalin, Ulyanov, Fidel Castro, Guevara, Pol Pot.. And a lot more..
They Killed Millions dude..

>But who cares, about a third of the population thinks we nordic countries are socialist, like Bernie says.. He is a true Communist, and the some Americans are too stupid to realize it..

That is the whole sentence...

I wrote Bernie Says that the nordic contries are socialist.

I then stated he is a Communist. I also stated that the Americans are too stupid to realize it..

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>If America didn´t gave a shit about the people of Cuba

>You think Bernie Sanders wont become like ANY other Socialist leader?
Mao, Kim Jung Il, Lenin, Stalin, Ulyanov, Fidel Castro, Guevara, Pol Pot.. And a lot more..
They Killed Millions dude..

Wow you are really going full infowars here arent you?

Look I already said you can have whatever believes you want, if you think healthcare equals the destruction of america, fine.

Bernie said that Castro wasn´t such a bad guy, and that he was impressed with the way he had given the Cubans free health care and so on...

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Every swedish thread devolves into the cringiest fucking discussions

Like a true Lefty you hate the facts...
I can´t believe you haven´t called me a Nazi, Homophobic or anything else your side calls everyone that don´t believe in the writings of Karl Marx..

The American want free health care.. that is fine! It works great in Denmark where I am from. We also pay 50% taxes... Does Americans want to pay 50% taxes? and that is why Bernie then will take from the rich, and give to the poor.

>and that he was impressed with the way he had given the Cubans free health care and so on...

Correct he said he found it impressive that the people stood up to the rich and demanded healthcare.

He does not however say (as you try to spin it) that everything Castro ever did was the building block for all of human kind. Castro did some nasty shit, everyone knows that, But it seems weird to say that just because Sanders agrees with the people rising up against billionaires and demands healthcare therefore he agrees with everything every non republican has ever said?

history tells us If One man (one state) controls everything, people die.

Great to kill some billionaires.. how about Bernie show us the way.. He has millions of dollars on has account, and three houses.. Is that whats he wants when people are homeless.? Bernie could save two families from homelessness by rent controlling his own houses...

But he don´t talk about millionaires any longer, now it is Billionaires.. How dare those companies make stuff a lot of people use everyday!.. How fucking dare they giving millions of jobs to the american people! Lets have everyone make the same amouunt of money, and depend on food stamps and the state to do a good job.

Vafan pratar alla england för?

>history tells us If One man (one state) controls everything, people die.

lmao what? People die all the fucking time, are you kidding me?

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Negrer måste negra

>Danskar och norrmän är välkomna med

vet nån story?

en neger som är en neger

>Like a true Lefty you hate the facts...
What facts have i denied?

>I can´t believe you haven´t called me a Nazi, Homophobic

Not sure why I would do that

Nu orkar jag inte prata med den här jänkaren mer. Försökte vara trevlig men det gick inte så bra, Han blev väldigt arg.

Now you are just fucking trolling me right..
Haha I fell for it.. I thought you were telling me that socialism hasn´t killed more people than islam..

Stalin - 30-60 million people
Mao - 50 to 80 million people

Karl Marx and Frederich Engels has killed over 100 million people more than Hitler.. and yet people still believe that if the right leader comes to power it will all be better than the last...

antar att du också är en neger eftersom du inte förstår vad jag frågade

åh fan

Hoped to be here before the american rage boys started arguing about who is and is not a Nazi. Can’t give them 10 minutes lol.

Jeg er dansk? og jeg ville fortælle ham at socialisme har dræbt millioner, og det var derfor han ikke skulle håbe på Bernie Sanders blev deres næste præsident..

Jag är inte skandinavier men jag kan tala lite svenska

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Mums. Svenska tjej it's jättenice!

Bästa med att bo i Sverige:
Långa sommarnätter
Snygga brudar
Systembolaget
Kungen

förbaskat tråkigt när sånna som du inte lär sig läsa i skolan

>förbaskat tråkigt när sånna som du inte lär sig läsa i skolan
>sånna
ta livet av dig, neger

Var bor ni?
Jag är från Linköping, bor dock i danmark, vet inte om det gör mig besudlad för den här tråden.

Det är lugnt, mannen. Jag är urspungligen från Skåne vilket är betydligt värre än Danmark.

Bor i Uppsala.

Röstar S/V bara för att förstöra det här landet ännu mer. Flyttar över till Karelen istället.

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Det skålar vi på.

Best things about living in Finland:
Long summer nights
Not being swedish
Alko
Sauli Niinistö

Sinä ei muistota ABC'illä.

Noniiin.

vad? jag är dålig på svenska och du kan inte tala finska

You know, you could probably take over Sweden and make it your bitch for once. Those fuckers don't even have an army anymore. All you really need to do is show up, claim it and use the space to dump all your waste.

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I mean if you put it like that, it's possible. But in reality it's an impossible idea
Still, it would be great

Efter de inledande förolämpningarna börjar den här tråden arta sig riktigt bra.

På ett sätt är det ganska typiskt svenskt att det tar lite tid att bryta isen.

But really, though, who would come to Sweden's aid? Sweden would be a lot better under Finnish rule.

Blacks, arabs, turks and indians, protecting whats theirs.

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Oh please. They can't do shit.

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The Golden One is kino.

They will be destroyed or driven out eventually

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bump era vaginor

How prevalent is the BBC / cuck / interracial thing in Sweden? Is it porn-induced hype, or reality?

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Er det discord for å dele bilder osv av norske jenter ?

Coalburners are rare and who cares since they are damaged goods that no one will want to date anyway

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From an outsider's perspective, Malmö seems like a fucking dumpster fire

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from an outsider's perspective, malmö is a kindergarten compared to places like detroit

You guys have a really weird view of Sweden ^^

>According to the prosecutor in the first case, at least two of the bombings stemmed from a conflict between the 28-year-old leader of one of the city’s loose-knit gangs and his family. One of the attacks hit a corner shop run by his elder brother, whom the gang leader had fallen out with because he hadn’t visited him in prison after he had been arrested in 2018 on suspicion of ordering the murder of their former brother-in-law


Nice. Great job, Sweden.

>Mortada raped girl in school toilet — threatened to kill girl’s family
>The 16-year-old Syrian Mortada forced a female student to follow him into the toilet in a school in Umeå. There he raped her.
>Mortada is sentenced by the district court to juvenile care and juvenile service of 150 hours for the rape, abuse, fraud and unlawful threat. He will also pay damages of 115,000 kronor to the raped girl. To the girl he abused, he will pay 10,000 kronor.

Mortada, who is Syrian, will escape deportation.

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>Police in Umeå, Sweden on Friday night at around 10 o’clock were alerted to a fire in a carport row which resulted in at least 50 vehicles being torched.

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happens literally daily.
at least post something interesting, there are WAY worse things to post.

Hej

nothing to be proud of

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Do swedes pay for these peoples vitamin D supplements?

Who said I was proud?
Just bored of seeing the same old shit posted again and again.
Here's something from yesterday twitter.com/SamnyttSimon/status/1230140079949123589

>Young migrants who carry out sadistic and degrading robberies against Swedes do so because they feel hopeless and like they do not belong in society, according to Sweden’s Social Democratic Minister of the Interior Mikael Damberg
>In a recent high profile case, an 18-year-old was robbed by two younger assailants who, among other things, peed on him and forced him to open his mouth while doing so.
>they feel hopeless
>carry out sadistic and degrading robberies against Swedes

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that's probably a troll .
greatings from france to scandinavia .
love you , specialy your salty liquorice and your metal band.

Kävitkö edes yläastetta läpi, kun et näköjään edes kieltä osaa.

Varför kan inte Cred Forumsacker hålla sig till Cred Forums?
Kan vi inte diskutera något roligt istället, som spel eller skit?
Jag börjar:
Åsikter om Amnesia: the dark descent?

It really seems to be alot of propaganda about Sweden that over exaggerate how it is here. (I'm Swedish)

>As violent crime continues to surge across France, it is estimated that as many as 120 knife attacks occur on average per day across the country.

>The figures, which come from the National Observatory of Delinquency and Criminal Responses (ONDRP), claim that between 2015 and 2017 there were around 44,000 victims of knife crime each year, or an average of 120 per day.

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go get raped by somalis

where do u see propaganda

On the internet

"Band"? We have more than I can count, so at least three. Anyway, I like France too.
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meanwhile in Sweden

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That tweet is a decent example, since the "news" site Samhällsnytt is basically the propaganda site for the SD party.

Han satte sig bredvid henne och hon sa typ "ni typer luktar, sätt dig på någon annan plats"

oh, there is. i thought in this thread

but that did happen to that girl

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Swedes have funny laws
there was a porn stress named Linda Thoren who suffered a prolapsed anus after a scene and in Sweden that counted as a work place injury allowing her to claim government compensation.

Someone posted some pics of her here and she was working in a retirement home in the north of Sweden.

Can cite plenty of pics of chicks with prime genetics being thrown away through coslburning. It's a tragedy. You're coping. Stop being a libertarian cuck these girls need to be controlled not spawning niggerbabies.

Why are her nips scribbled

Pretty sure this data is from the US or something, since there are only about 5 mil women in Sweden.
Honkety honk, bruv.

I mean the news site itself, not the specific incident. Even if it happened, they are a terrible source for anything, and if they told me water was wet, I'd check to make sure.

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>the "news" site Samhällsnytt is basically the propaganda site for the SD party.
Never heard about the site before I posted link.
Don't care, the site didn't make the actual video linked or was involved in the crime itself.
It changes nothing about the event that occurred.
You are fucking retarded.

>"CITATION NEEDED"

To keep her anonymous, duh

It literally is a workplace injury, isn't it? I wonder if there's a labour union for sex workers. There probably should be, but I guess that would be weird since prostitution is almost illegal

Meant for

Point is, even the DPRK media can occasionally be factually correct. But that doesn't make the pyongyang times not propaganda.
There's no need to be upset.

ok noted. but in all seriousness - civil war when??

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When there is ample reason for it as well as discontent in the population, same as in any other country.
I'm sure spamming a few more "lmao swedistan" memes will do it, buddy. Or maybe if SD forms a government, since they'd likely fuck things up bad.
Most likely not in the foreseeable future, though.
Pic related, Swedish nazi with aryan child.
Kinda sweet to see.

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i read some news that ordinary folk r making vigilante groups to protecc ordinary folk from muslims

If by "ordinary folk" you mean literal nazis, sure. That happened back in 2014-15, but I think they've mostly given up now.

You say "literal nazis" like it's a bad thing

Found an article about one of these groups that bought a boat to patrol the seas for migrant boats.
Pretty silly.
expressen.se/kvallsposten/har-ar-hogerextrema-patrullen-ingen-tror-pa/
There's a link to a daily mail article about the same thing too, if you prefer that

I think the people who joined those groups did it for political reasons, not really for protecting people.

It is a bad thing, but I really just meant it as "not ordinary folk".
Most people are not nazis.

> Published: 07:51 GMT, 1 April 2016
>At its height last year 10,000 migrants entered Sweden every week from Denmark using the bridge between Malmö and Copenhagen and the ferries between Helsingör and Helsingborg
close the bridge ffs

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BOKEEE

THEN KILL THE NIGGERS INVADING YOUR COUNTRY, YOU STUPID RETARD

They did, immigrants just took the ferry from Germany to Trelleborg or Ystad since apparently there is no one demanding that immigrants require a passport to travel by ferry.
That silly rule only applies if you aren't an immigrant.

Nice instigation of race war
Don't you have a synagogue to visit you fucking kike

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Can you imagine Greta weaponizing his sailboat?

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haista vittu svedupetteri

Ät en kuk isneger.

sug kuken min

he would be unstoppable

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Det kan inte han heller.

Jag harr ett soppa, och jag är bok. Vill du pumppa en rumppa, Eller knulla på pulla? Tio poängar och undulat märken. Javisst!

Jonne ei osaa meemejä

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