SEXUAL SECRETS THREAD

SEXUAL SECRETS THREAD

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I am asexual

a sexual what?

There's already a secrets thread.

This is a secret secrets thread.

I wanna fuck my daughter's friends

I find fit young men (mid teens to early thirties ish) so attractive. Their shapely bodies, smooth skin, body hair, etc drives me nuts.

Weird

I have a fat sloppy long distance FWB. Every once in a while we get together and I beat the hell out of her. Not much of a secret, but there ya go.

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Nice dubs.

If that's her in the pic, shame. She looks like she would have been really cute if she'd taken care of herself.

im into abdl. currently sitting here in just a diaper and a sweater cuddling a stuffed animal playing vidya

44yo str maleanon here,
I pefer dry humping to intercourse.

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My crush got incredibly fucked up at a party. This lead to me and a few people running a train through her whilst she had no idea what was happening. To this day I don't think she knew what happened.

My cousin and I fucked mostly because she pitied me being a virgin. We did it a few times but now she hates the thought of it.

I love the idea of my ex being recognized it’s always been a huge turn on. I used to enjoy sharing pics with people from our town there has to be a dozen anons that have her nude around town and she has no idea ... I hope they would find her and fuck her the dream Atleast I like to chat about the idea

Share here

I only get aroused by sissys and shemales I want to feminize my son and make him my sissy

Ehh too many archives these days

My family and friends think my GF and I are renting our second bedroom to another woman to make some extra money. What we're actually doing is threesomes every night. Sounds great, right? It's a hell of a lot of work.

I work in an office filled with beautiful women. I have a legs, feet, and heels fetish. Working here has me sporting a semi all the fucking time and im constantly turned on. On days like today (fridays) i like to stay late until there is barely anyone in the office. I then take the heels of the girls from the office and furiously jerk off to them. I sniff them rub them on me and i cum in them. Sometimes i let the cum stay puddled in there and dry over the weekend. Never been caught and only heard once a coworker complain about something in her shoe. It is an undescribable feeling seeing them walk around in the heels ive busted in. My ultimate turn on.

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Sometimes I jack off to a pic of my 67 yrs old widow mom's ass in panties. Usually I listen to D12's Shit on You while doing it. It gets me horribly horny.

Sexy

im a diaper sissy is that good?

:)

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My girlfriend keeps me tied up every night, beats me sometimes, and takes me for walks on a leash at night.

How many women work in there with you? Ever fantasize about them dominating you?

I havent slept for a week.

Office of 35 i think 20 are women. All are around 25 - 35. I fantasize about that daily my man. This is my fav pic came so fucking much, she had left her socks they were in my mouth the whole time ineas jerking off

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I'm getting so hard at the thought

Green text?

I used to make a slow friend suck my cock.

Don’t we all

A sexual deviant ?

My male cousin would analy rape me and force me to jerk him off on to my ass when I was a kid. Don’t remember much because of trauma but the faggot was maybe 16-17. I think the abuse went from 7-10 when I left the country.


I also had a female cousin that would jerk me off around that time. Make me play with her pussy while we played house.

I had to help my 11yo niece bathe/shower several times and it was honestly pretty fun

>Me at college party
>Only there because crushes drugged up roommate is throwing it
>Lots were consumed by most, drinks were likely spiked too.
>I am lightweight so look for place to lay down
>Open crushes door (Not knowing it was hers)
>Crush is laying on the bed with 2 guys
>Her eyes are open but can tell lights aren’t on behind them
>Both guys are grabbing her as she laughs
>They invite me to join
>I Immediately say yes
>We strip her
>See her nude, fantasy fulfilled
>Guy one starts to fuck her as we watch
>I was the third guy to join in
>Cum on her tits
>Word got out at the party, more guys were queued up after me (including her roommate)
>She takes about 12 dicks that night
>I went back for seconds after the party died
>She was more with it this time
>She let me fuck her and stay the night
>She wakes up next morning unaware how many guys fucked her
>We became fuck buddies for a little while after that
>She has no clue what happened to this day

damn always wanted to run a train on a whore sounds like fun

I have a 68yr old daddy i found on grindr. Hes loves sitting back while i suck his FAT cock. The wives have no idea

It was fantastic haha

>be 5 y/o me, only child
>parents decide go adopt this 10y/o girl from broken home
>total psycho but hot and developed early
>one day ask her if she wants to have sex
>think sex is just kissing cuz 5 and tv
>she says okay
>we kiss then she undresses me and tells me to get on top of her
>grabs my little 5 y/o dick and puts it inside of her
>Whoa.jpeg
>too young to cum and dont know what to do so i just pee inside her and go back to my room
>never tell anyone about it until now

More?

I'm a normal, well adjusted seeming, girl next door type femanon. Well, when I was 15 I tried to get my stepdad to buy me breast implants. I told him I'd let him do whatever he wanted to me if he convinced my mum to let me get them, His daughter was a cutter, and he told my mum he was concerned about my self esteem etc. So my sweet 16 comes around, and he's acting all sketchy. He bought me a new car instead. He gets me alone and is all ur mum isn't keen on that idea, but the car costs more anyway, so how bout we still get it on? Maybe when ur 18 Sara, how bout that? I knew before I offered he was into me. I'd catch him checking me out. When I told him to do this, he got super flushed and clearly got hard. I was a brat for sure. I was actually a virgin when I did that, but he didn't know. So I didn't do anything with him. I feel awful about it now, and it's super awkward, he hits on me all the time. I ended up crashing the car into a tree going like 10kmh trying to do my makeup and drive at the same time, I almost took my eye out with a mascara wand. I still haven't gotten implants either.

any dp what she looks like

Not when I was involved and she is an innocent looking blonde bitch. Very cute,quite small, smallish tits with puffy nips and a fantastic ass.

This is my fuck toy, and she has bf

Questions?

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I secretly browse Grindr. A thicc trans mtf needed more dicks for an orgy - turns out she was probably an escort for this guy, gagged and bound on the bed, mine for fucking. I started going to town on his ass, then she came up behind me and started pushing in my ass. Came nearly instantly.
Now I regret it, kinda.

so he gave you a car for nothing, basically

Have u tried to tell him to fuck off? I'd also like to see how hes hitting on u if it's like over text

age when it happened and did u get off knowing she had those dead eyes when u fucked her

Found out a couple years into marriage that my wife has a latent incest fetish.

Tonight my wife was out with friends. I stayed home with the kids and finally watched all the episodes of Star Trek Picard because I thought she'd never want to see them.

When she gets home and I tell her about my night she's a little disappointed; says she wanted to watch them too despite never saying yes when I've suggested it half a dozen times previously.

She eventually passes out so I'm lying here in bed next to her. I just wacked off, but right after I came I started thinking about how guilty I feel for watching it without her and it kind of ruined the orgasm.

More!

ur larping... star trek picard is only on ep 4 right now.. not even done yet...

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

Yeah, pretty much. He was really invested in the idea of having sex with me. So, when he couldn't convince my mum to let me get implants, he figured if he spent enough $$ I'd still sleep with him.

It's always in person. He's pretty smart, I think he doesn't want anything I could show to my mum. So like now he still offers to buy me implants. He said he put money away that my mum doesn't know about, so he could cover it. I DO still want to get my boobs done, but I'm not as much an immature bitch as I was when I was 15. I don't want to do that to my mum. I kind of hated he when I was younger, in the way most angsty 15 year olds hate their parents. I don't confront him about it, because I don't want him to tell my mum I offered what I did. It's all something super embarrassing now. I legit don't eat bananas around him, because I'm pretty sure the last time I did, he went and jerked off right after. I'm careful about how I dress when I'm home. What I say etc.

20 and I guess, I was just happy to be inside of her haha

no one said it i will.. ur a fucken bitch.... u let a man buy u gifts and u give him nothing.. u dont deserve any shit let alone a roof over ur head.. go fuck urself. u stupid greedy gold digger

I want to suck someone's dick.

Ended up marrying a girl who I did this to when I was in college, not realizing it was her. Figured it out a couple years ago.

so UR girl had a train run on her on purpose... nice... how did u figure it out

Ok, long story. When I was in college I lived in an area where most of the houses were full of other college students. One night I came back from the bars with to my place with five buddies, and we saw that one of my neighbors was having a party so we swung by. There was a small crowd of guys and a couple girls in the hall around one of the bedrooms. We asked what was going on, and one of the guys who lived there that I knew pretty well told me there was a girl who was completely shitfaced but kept fooling around with guys. Apparently it started with her passing out, and then somebody was goofing off and gave her Arabian gas mask. Someone upped the ante and teabagged her, and she started to wake up and started licking and sucking on their balls. Another dude wanted to try and she just went along with it, but no one was sure if she knew it was a different dude or if she even knew who the first one was. So pretty much all the single guys there were going in to have her lick their balls or get rimmed, as apparently if you put your ass by her mouth, she’d just go for it.
My buddies and I figured what the hell, and I ended up getting my first rimjob. At some point she kind of woke up a little, put her hand in her panties and started rubbing herself and slurred to the guy she was fooling around with, “you suck, why aren’t you fucking me?” Everyone kind of looked at one another, but then one guy pulled her panties off and started to fuck her. Another guy was getting a BJ at the same time. I ended up watching four different dudes rotate through before I left, but I didn’t do more than the rimjob.
More in a second on this.

So years later, I’m now married, and we’re hanging out with several close friends (mixed company), and start playing ‘never have I ever’. Statement of “never have I ever had sex with two people at the same time.” My wife and another of the wives, along with one of the husbands drinks. Some general laughter ensues, I look at my wife, she gives me a sheepish look back and mouths to me (I’ll tell you later).

So later that night, I ask her, and she says when she was in college, she was visiting her friend Stephanie who went to the same college as me. They went to a party at a house near campus that some guy from her journalism program invited her to. She got white girl wasted, and remembers fooling around and then sort of blacked out, but when she woke up, she was fucking a dude and blowing another one. She said it went on for a while, but she was enjoying it, so she didn’t freak out or anything. She was still really drunk, and can’t remember how it ended, or even who the guys were, but chalks it up to one of those crazy drunken nights in college. I probed her for more details, and was able to get enough to figure out that the house was near where I lived.

Ok, well, I know how I was, was wrong, I said that. I feel shitty about it. BUT, my step dad probably shouldn't have been so hot to have sex with his 16 year old step daughter maybe? I mean I was 15 when I did that, he was like 40, so he should have known better.

i have 2 dicks

Wait, what?

I still keep in touch with one of the guys whose house the party was at, and the next day arranged to grabs drinks with him after work. When we met up, I asked him if he remembered the party where the trashed girl passed out and everyone was fooling around with her. He responded, “oh fuck, that’s a blast from the past. Fuck man, I think at least 20 or 30 dudes must have either dropped their nuts or dick on her face, and almost all of them had her lick their ass. Even Kyle’s slutty girlfriend tried her out. Did you end up spitoasting her that night?” I told him I didn’t, just the balls and ass.

“Shit, she was so out of it, but kept egging guys on. Not the smartest thing I ever did. Thank god she never cried rape. My DNA was all up in there. Although, so were like 6 other dudes, and a handful more came down her throat. I know your roommate Mark fucked her. I’m surprised you didn’t.” I responded that I didn’t think Mark did, as we left together. “He must have come back then, as I know he was one of the last to fuck her, as he was with his buddy Pete, and I remember two girls watching them and saying that they didn’t know how she was taking Mark’s dick. Dude was huge. So what made you think of this? That was like 18 years ago!”

I told him that I had gotten a rimjob the other night and it made me think of my first one. I asked him, “Any idea who that girl was?” “I think she came with that girl that my roommate Ryan was always hitting on, what was her name, Samantha, no, that’s not it, Stephanie maybe? Didn’t go to user’sSchool, she was from out of town. Seriously, dodged a bullet with that one. I wonder what ever happened to that chick. Probably a stripper or something at this point.”

Be me
>20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf.
>My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf.
>We're absolute besties.
>Fixing up a classic van together
>One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up.
>Says it's about my gf.
>Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome.
>He did it and he's super sorry.
>YouSonOfABitch.jpg

>Decide to confront my gf
>She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness.
>Idea.gif

>I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video I'll take her back.
>It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again.
>We film it in Chad's van.
>She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position.
>Dog licks her and she twitches.
>He mounts her and out comes the lipstick.
>She gasps as it goes in
>I taunt her as he fucks her.
>"Like, Who's dick is bigger, Chad or the dog?"
> *Moan* "The dog" *snort*
>"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?"
>*Gasp* "The dog" *Glasses fall off her face*
>The dog starts pumping cum into her cunt as she whimpers.
>They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot.
>I tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy."
>*Catching breath* o-okay *Dog pulls out & cum pours out of her pussy into the van's carpeting.*

>Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip.
>We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed.
>I bring the dog out of pure intimidation.
>She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened.
>Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was.
>Chad suggests we do it every weekend.

Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries

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I fucked a "special needs" girl in highschool, then discovered she was literally retarded.

dubs confirms that ur were fated to married that day... comedy gold

I’m in the same boat buddy.
My wife barely puts out.
Boner keeps me awake

Contd
>continue to grow into more of a horny young boy and be very forward and risky with her
>show her boners, ask to see her quickly growing tits etc
>getting ready to go to local community pool and i see her in her bathing suit
>instant diamonds
>she notices and sucks me off for a few minutes in my room while my mom was in the next room changing
>later, watching tv in the basement just the two of us
>decide to show her my boner again
>"Ya kno user, you have a pretty big dick for a little kid"
>me 10, her 15 at the time
>she pulls down her sweatpants and i get on top of her
>again she grabs my rock hard dick and puts it inside her
>im shaking with anticipation
>still remember that first moment of penetration, she was so tight and warm
>cash_money.mov
>she lays there and lets me fuck her while she watches tv, seems pretty indifferent about the whole thing
>"at least move a little or something" i say to her
>started grinding up on my dick and pulls up her shirt to show her perfect c-cups
>instantly about to goosh
>still dont know what cumming is so i run to the basement bathroom to cool off
>mom comes down to the basement to do laundry moments later
>too_close.png
Contd..

ill write the last part of the story in a little bit

dad how di u and mom meet

we met at a train.. thats all u need to know or will ever know.. goes to the corner and sobs... kek

We finished our drinks, and I headed home. On the way, I tried to think of all the people I knew at that party. In particular, the ones I still know. Pete and Mark are still close friends of mine, well, of both me and my wife. Mark was the best man at our wedding. But in all, I had probably 10 friends that were at that party and would have no doubt participated.

Then I tried to picture the girl on the bed at the party. The hair was different, quite a bit, but the general features were pretty much the same. It was definitely my wife. Holy fuck. I cannot believe that that was the same woman that I “met” for the first time at a conference nine years later. It was luck we were in the same city. We exchanged numbers and email and after talking a bit, started dating. But she was pretty conservative. It took four dates before she blew me, and two more before we had sex. And here to think that years before, I had already had my nuts and shaft in her mouth, and her tongue on/in my ass. I was rock hard thinking about it.

When I got home, she had already put the kids to bed, and was reading on her phone in bed. I walked in and immediately jumped her. She felt my cock and started to stroke me. I asked her if she would suck me off. She tried to get me to lay down, but I asked if she’d do it on her back over the side of the bed. She got into position, and the whole time I pumped her mouth, I could only think about that night in college. I didn’t last long and shot a huge load down her throat.

i secretly posts my GF on Cred Forums sometimes and hope that she will get posted else where. No luck so far

Jinkies - that's great!

That's super fucked up. That's how I learned about this stupid place, my ex put pics of me up, and someone sent me a link to one of those pics you shouldnt share threads that I was in

post her here lets see if she is worth reposting

What makes it latent?

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

care to put your pic in... asking for a friend...

I used to work at a seniors home. Some of the guys there would ask me to suck and jerk them off. If they were packin i would always say yes. If not, it gross. Have lots of stories.

If you look in those threads a lot, you've probably already seen it

well i don't posts in threads "shouldn't share"

i hope it's worth it

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Snorts

i dont so post in here

Maybe a different picture. I’m on the fence about this one

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my peneor is literally huuuge!!

nice body... ur a lucky guy.. why do u want to sprea her pics

dunno, find it kinda hot that others can see her and envy her body

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do u got any of her sisters or any of ur sisters

TL;DR:
>fapped to le oldd Picarde
>orgasm ruined because le olde Picarde is a Jew

Not really sexual but i gave my cousin a very in depth lesson on puberty

Dicks or GTFO

Bitch I’m a dog with my nose up

believe it or not i have plenty nudes of her sister and a few of my baby sister

this is a good one

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im not gonna ask u to post it.. im also not goign to stop u from posting it kek

Worst part was comparing dicks so really not that bad

here's one of the nudes, if you guys want more write to me on kik: rakaren192

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how did u get nudes of ur sister

a clever way called, "borrow" her laptop and steal her phone when she is knocked out on the couch

Not a nude can’t see shit user

ah my bad here you go

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Saved. She’s sexy my dude

Been with my wife for 15 years now, married for 12 of those. We met when we were both 32. She's always been pretty adventurous in bed. A couple years into marriage, about 6 months before we decided to have kids, we decided to be try-sexuals, and get a bunch of stuff off our bucket list before she went off birth control and we settled down.
Used CL and AFF and did a bunch of crazy things. Three experiences that are pertinent here:
1) Responded to an ad placed by a college student who wanted to try a mother/son fantasy - he was barely 18 at the time (we did check the ID), but looked even younger. The three of us worked out a pretty hot roleplay fantasy in a hotel. Was originally just going to be roleplay, some light touching and maybe oral. She ended up taking his virginity while roleplaying that she was his mom. It went further than planned because of how into it she was.
2)She'd always wanted to try something with an older guy, so we placed our own ad. The guy she ended up picking bore a pretty decent resemblance to her own father. Without any prompting or discussion before hand, she called him daddy right before sucking his cock. Called him daddy several times while he fucked her from behind.
3) Her older brother lives on a beach in another state, and let us use his house while he had to travel for work. We placed an ad to find a third for our first threesome. Got a ton of replies and the one we settled on again resembled him. When he showed up, as we were getting acquainted, she asked him if he would be okay with her calling him by her brother's name, and if he would take a shower before we got started, and then use her brother's soap, deodorant, and cologne before we got started.
Yeah, so my wife's basically got an incest fetish. We have a 10 year old now. I don't think anything would actually ever come of it, but was hot before.

thanks! Here take another one

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so u want to fuck ur sister... any pics of her taking dick or eating pussy...

I found a huge win of my co worker and have been sharing it. I jack off to her at work and slowly trying to work up the courage to try hit that

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no i dont wanna fuck my sister, only saw nudes of her and saved them

Larp harder

brags about huge win posts no win... fuck off with that shit.. post her nude...

I like to have sex with my pillow.

I jerk off to shemales, so fucking good damn

Here forgot the post
Imig es/c/QurPzkZ

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i would love to suck a trans girl

Ew

How do you do that ?

a pillow cant consent to sex. ur a fucken rapist u sick fuck..

so you're gay

aint that a nude taken out from slutty college girls ?

nice... i can see why u want to hit it.

ur like jay?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I started going to nudist resorts last summer

Ask her out man.
What’s stopping you?

oh srry, new to Cred Forums, literally first time im in here :p

Damn.. why did she have to ruin her tits with those ridiculous piercings.

hey they're kinda hot

It would be a dream, she walks around in scrubs but they are always tight on her ass, I usually have to hack in the bathroom every lunch just from watching her

youngest u ever saw nude... any women with nice bodies or all old and ugly... any sex out in the open..

Her husband is a big dude, I'm sure he doesnt give a fuck since i see I has a small dick but still. Plus it is a co worker and work rules frown on it.

>close childhood friend
>have sleepovers often on the weekends
>sleep together in my twin bed whenever i hosted
>FF to 11
>have big butt from sports
>he starts jokingly smacking my ass in bed
>usually spank back but clearly like getting spanked more
>he notices, especially when i start facing my back toward him more in bed
>his spanking progresses into play-humping
>usually pretend to jokingly moan but really love it, sometimes initiate by scooting my back into him
>he starts getting hard during these bed sessions, hotdogging my ass through our thin boxers
>still spanking me too
>feeling his hard preteen cock sliding between my cheeks always got me hard
>sure he noticed when i'd start grinding into him
>one day he "accidentally" cums on himself while grinding me
>complains about his mess
>tell him to cum on my boxers next time he "accidentally" does
>gives him leeway to start humping me naked whenever he's close
>play sessions always end in him cumming and wiping himself on my boxers
>the heat of his cum radiating through my boxers is enough to make me leak
>one day, ask him to cum inside my boxers instead to contain the mess better
>he takes this as future permission to stick his hard cock in my boxers and hotdog my bare ass
>my hole would tingle and often twitch when his head pressed against it
>couldn't ever resist jerking myself off at this point
>he always cums between my cheeks before spanking me once more, never wants me to finish
>but his hot cum coating my butt always kept me satisfied enough
>went on for a while before we became aware of how gay it was and never mentioned it since
>still friends and plan on moving into an apt together soon
>he has no clue that i'm secretly bi now and plan to become his cumdump again

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here's with with one of the tits free

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Ayyy there we go.
Thanks brother

I saw babies on up. Lots of 0-10s of both genders. Then mostly boys from 11 to 16ish for whatever reason. Some hot women but no sex

is that ur sister or ur gf who u think has the better body

so hot lol

it's my GFs sister

how u ended up going to a nudist.. do u always wanted to see naked kids or what...

what r the rules there

nice

I wake up very hard, so I hug my pillow and start humping it until I cum. I only get out of bed after cumming.

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

ages?

story?

I dunno. I liked being naked for a while. I don't mind seeing kids. Better than old people. Rules are obvious shit. No open pda or alcohol. Clothing optional. Etc

I don't have a story quite like this but kinda similar. When I was in college I had a group of friends. It wasn't unusual that we would wind up back at each other's places after a night out. One night this girl was super drunk and came back to my place. I stripped, groped, and fingered her. Got her into my PJs and she fell asleep. She woke up the next day had no idea what had happened. (If someone fell asleep at the other's place, it wasn't unusal to borrow something to wear to bed).

A few months later we started dating and now we're married and to this day she doesn't know.

hoprse cock. horse cum

i Have a really fucked up secrete that nobody knows I am not sure if I want to go in to details but.
>I live in the middle of nowhere
>I adopted two girls 14 and 15
>I am teaching them how to survive in the wilderness/middle of nowhere in the woods
>I home school them
>and fuck them regularly
life is good.

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Based

does the pillow have any anime character painted on it?
asking for a friend

why no alcohol... what about erections.. what do u do if u got hard in front of the wrong person... any issues there...

Is he 18?

im totally desensitized to porn and fetish

basically nothing works anymore and nothing is depraved or extreme enough to get me off it's just a bunch of effort to make the arousal go away and get back to my life

now i end up simulating the worst possible fantasies on omegle

started reading pedo-smut online when i was like 10 or 11 and its only gotten worse

So, she never did anything with her actual brother or dad?
>The three of us worked out a pretty hot roleplay fantasy in a hotel.
What was the roleplay 'sposed to be?

I wish i had you life man

Obviously retard b8 but I do have daughters and I let them go around naked

Crossdressed since I was 15. Started to get into sissy faggot stuff at about 19, it’s gotten worse over the years. Finally learning makeup so that I can look how I was meant to.
>tfw I’ve been in like 3 of these threads in the past 2 days

video

these dubs gets it...

who has the better body.. why teach them bushcrafting if ur just want to fuck them... who fucks better sucks bettewr has the better ass

You're expected to cover if you're an adult

Close. 8

about your daughters.. is going around naked there idea or urs

dubs confirm but why cover if its a nudist place... wtf

A little bit of both. They're 6

Mainly to prevent misunderstandings. Nobody cares about kids though

twins?

Tell her! Im sure she would secretly like an other gangbang

Yeah

agreed.
penises are so gross

ever saw some fucking at all

Vulvas are about as gross.

Watched my sister in law change from the baby monitor in my daughters room. Want to fuck her so bad. I get the feeling she might want to too. Her husband is sterile. I want to fucking impregnate her too.

They are going to be a ton of fun in a decade if you've trained them well.

lol you don't have to believe me
15 obviously has the better body but I prefer
the 14 sucking me off while I kiss and grope the 15

And I teach them "bushcrafting" because I am a shtf prepper. SHTF (SHIT-HITS-THE-FAN) essentially I am a doomsday prepper so I teach my daughters everything I know so we can survive off the land

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why r u letting hem run around naked.. what if a friend is over.

He's just cute as fuck. I'd gladly settle with just making out with him though. We've showered together a couple times but nothing physical or overtly sexual

Not into adults but I don't care about seeing boys down there

Nope

only if illegal age or high mileage or more-than-35-aged.

friend would call "MODS!!!" and he gets busted.

me thinks they are fucking them now... training...

Even if she's 20-30 it usually looks kinda funny. Like an overstuffed taco with a beard.

Thats...thats not okay

>friend would call "MOOT!!!" and old skool Cred Forums pedos will run right over.

FTFY

I doubt they'll continue being nude in a few years

Its easier than keeping them dressed sometimes. Plus I shower with them so I taught them nudity is fine

I cut myself on my upper arm and then jerk off with the same arm whilst watching the blood drip down and drip over myself.
When I'm with a partner I like it when they choke me to the verge of passing out, and when they bite me until they draw blood.

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fuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkk.... i knew u were that dumb fuck who showers with their 11... then 9... and now 6 year old niece... dammit.. u got me... fuckk

Not me dude. And daughters, not nieces

I have read my GF'S journals, Facebook messages, texts, and looked through all her cloud storage.

I'm pleasantly surprised that she thinks I'm better than all her previous BF's, she had never done anal before, or used a toy, or taken nudes, and my pretty average cock is the biggest she's had.

k... trusting u... i hope no one else saw them naked.. i love how u admitted ur lazy as fuck to do ur laundry

I smell a triggered redditor

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Well if you train them well they might continue.

And even if they don't if you plant the seed of being comfortable naked with them over the long haul, you could get some benefits donw the road.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little redditor? I'll

have you know I graduated top of my class on the chan image boards, and I've

been involved in numerous secret raids on tri-force, and I have over 300

confirmed shitposts. I am trained in shitposting and I'm the top shitposter

on all the chans. You are nothing to me but just another redditor. I will

wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen

before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with

saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, redditor. As we speak

I am contacting my secret network of anons across the WORLD and your IP is

being backtraced right now so you better prepare for the consequences,

fucker. The consequences that will be had on that pathetic little thing you

call your incel life. You're fucking dead, incel. I can be anywhere, anytime,

and I can dox you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just typing on the

keyboards with my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in doxxing, but I

have access to the entire arsenal of the Chan Network and I will use it to

its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the interwebz, you

little troll. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your

little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would

have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're

paying the price, you goddamn incel. I will shitpost fury all over you and

you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, redditor.

A few friends and family have. I've also seen some family naked. Sometimes i put socks on them or panties but i don't see a point in going all the way

I like getting fisted in my ass. The only people that know that secret are the ones that have done it.

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Pics.

socks... u can still see there hoo-has.. how is socks gonna stop that.

Don't you think getting her pregnant might alert her husband that something is afoot?

The socks are to keep their feet warm

Did the same.

Planted a hidden camera pointing at her desk because I thought she was camwhoring. Turns out she wasn't, and I got enough footage of her typing her password ('radiosity61', what the actual fuck).

So when she was out for the entire afternoon, I logged in and thoroughly checked all of her pics and messages. Lucky her, there was no cheating in progress and no nudes (yet she sent risque/bikini pics to some dude, whom I carefully cyberstalked later). Had to logout twice because random people tried to chat, and I needed them out for a while. Littie did I know one of them was able to rat me out and - by pure chanche - didn't.

The most important find was anyway in her browsing data. She carefully used Incognito mode and erased what she downloaded, but the weird-named filenames were still there: Took note of everything and shut down her pc before she came home. Then took her out for dinner, and had her somewhat drunk hoping her daily memories got blurried enough to ignore the time of the last login.

That's how I found her family was seriously in debt (and already fighting collectors). Plus, she was trying to know how to be checked for multiple sclerosis without having me know it.

I'm now considering some way to record her computer screen, because I have to know what she does in incognito mode that I don't know yet. Her cellphone is probably clean because she let me fiddle with it many times.

Funny enough, I let her fiddle with my cellphone and pc because they're both clean. She doesn't know I browse Cred Forums and reddit on my work laptop.

how they convince u they wanted to be naked.. why r u ok with it. areht u worried about pervs... how is the dad ok with it.. are they ur only kids

I guess I should get smarter. I have kik, telegram, and TextMe on my phone openly. Wife never looks at phone but if she did, booooy the things she would find. Nope, not cheating on her - making plans to drug and rape her with an user (telegram), exposing some pics (kik), and using a burner account to "accidentally" send her nudes to friends and family (textme).

You can consider those my contributions to the "secrets"

so u stalked ur girl thinking shes cheating on u to then turn around to hoping to pimp her out to help her family and get turned into a cuck.. get her to be a camwhore.. make money and wins... share on Cred Forums.

I was molested by a boy next door when I was 5. It's my earliest (vivid) childhood memory and its fucked me up sexually my entire life. Cant figure out what I'm attracted to and even though I like women I'm strangely attracted to men and cant get the thought of a man sucking my dick out of my head.

>u
I smell a negro black nigger

Wow. When I creeped my GF, I didn't find much more than her talking good things about me to her GF's. There really weren't any juicy details though. Here journals were really where itmwas at. She records and comments on everything she does, it seems.

Single dad. Only kids. It started with them wanting to be bottomless during potty training and now they are whiney about clothes. Even at the pool. Not worried because they are only nude in certain places

Nothing in his post implied that, he’s saying that he’s watched all the episodes of Star Trek Picard (that have so far been released).

This literally happened to me. Now I'm a 32yo kissless virgin who just wants to fall in love and make babies, but can't stop making then deleting grindr accounts. Go to therapy and get it sorted out while you're still young bro.

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good luck and i hope they grow iout of it.. i cant imagine what is going to happen when they hit puberty and still want to be naked.. it wouls be hard for u.

Wow, wasnt expecting a genuine response. Was fully prepared for all the "faggot" responses. Thanks user, made me feel a bit better. You're right, I should get therapy. I've never talked about it with anyone irl. My parents know it happened but I lied and told them I don't really remember it.

If anyone is interested in the Clem story from the other secrets thread, I made a collage of all the posts user did of it. Hope he sees it. Sorry it looks like an abortion

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I lured a young girl I met on Final Fantasy 11, at its peak, to come to my city for fun. And she did for a spring break week.

my sister is 16, GF is 20 and her sister is 23

As a young boy, I was a child prostitute way back. Met older men and a older woman. I had a lot of fun and would do it again!

where's part 1-2?

My sister watched me fuck my ex years ago, she masturbated on the bed next to us. We were all high as fuck. I still think about that moment watching her cum, made me cum so hard in my GFs tight pussy.

You want to rape your wife?

Post some of the pics you expose here

Need parts 1 and 2

Yeah, they leave their shoes at the office. Larping faggot. Most have a dozen pair and wear something different every day,
so they won’t be leaving anything at the office. Please kys. No one cares about your fucked up fantasies.

>You want to rape your wife?
Short answer yes, if anyone's interested in the long version I can greentext

>Post some of the pics you expose here
Maybe. I tend not to post here, recently after she was doxxed I have scaled back sharing

more with tat?

you cant say those things and not greentext them

I developed a foot fetish while dating my girlfriend because of her best friend. Her friend would always be pushing and nudging me with her feet when we all hung out. Luckily for me, she was also roomates with my girl so when they left for class in the mornings, I would have my way with her socks/thongs from the hamper

LOL, that dude may be larping or not, but almost every woman I know leaves shoes in the office. I work in a major city. They wear comfortable shoes/sneakers on the commute (lots of walking/subway), and then change into heels in the office. My wife does this too. She keeps I think one black and one light tan pair of heels in the office, so between the two they go with basically anything.

In fact I shared an office with a 7/10 butterface for a year or two and she had 2-3 pairs of heels in the office and I always fantasized about doing this but never did.

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> Played FF11 back at its peak when it was popular.
>Partied up with a female player.
>maintenance happened then we started talking.
>went off game and we were instant messaging each other.
>exchanged pics and info.
>became interested in meeting sometime.
>excited yet nervous.
>on her spring break, I told her to take a bus to my city. I paid her for it. Got a ticket. Lied to her parents.
>picked her up. Cute as hell.
>played FF11, hung out, and fucked for most of the week.
>took the bus back.
>she never came back to visit but we still kept in touch to this day.

I just came without touching my penis...I simply put on some sexy panties, body suit with thigh highs and got so turned on that I had an orgasm.

So much samefagging in this thread. You need to stop. Retard.

Also, to describe. She was Puerto Rican, petite, goth style, flat chest, big ass and big DSLs.

Why?

Go on...

Been fucking my niece since this summer

Back when yahoo custom chats were a thing, I was curious about sex. Met a 39 yo guy. Took my virginity then he said he could get me money and have fun. I kept 100% of the money and he only wanted to watch. He would hook me up and scout guys. Sometimes I did it on my own, and that’s how I also met the older woman.

How old is she?

she's due in two months, so -2 months?

Wait...
You’re fucking your sister? Lol.

wat?
She's preggo?

no i'm fucking her daughter

her daughter is just in her womb for now, that's all

Even if this is a larp keep it coming, this is my exact fetish, im diamonds

Yep, there's about 200 women in their 20s in my office. Many, many of them do exactly this.

13, almost 14 now

How did it happen? If not comfortable, want to talk on wickr?

cause of posts like this this is Cred Forums.. ur either grooming ur girls or ur going to fuck them at puberty if u arent already.

i worry that they will have a warped view of men when they get older

She got in trouble, her parents thought it was a good idea for her to be removed from that environment and to come live and work with me for the summer. Thinking I didn't have internet or whatever.

I've got kik

I am not same fagging you dickhead

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Gammaray00
You can message me on kik.

not op user but wickr... just admit it.. u want pics... and vids...

also.. i like to know how it started

Kys

Being naked is normal for their age dude

ur still FAG

I cannot help but lol at this response to that user. Jesus. Haha

I have these friends who have been together for a few years now. Recently she has revealed to me that she wants a threesome with me and her man. She broached the subject with him one night but he was not up for it. Me and him get on, we both have similar interests (including her) and I am ready and willing to join in even though I've been married to my wife way longer than these two have been together. Just waiting for the right opportunity to try and convince him...

You're retarded. I let my 9yo son run around with his dingdong out so you think I want to fuck him? Fuck you

same. Not quite retarded but in all the special classes. Gave a blow job like a champ and then took the D with enthusiasm

get him drunk and horny when hes the right horny let him know that u find his wife sexy and you both convince him by having her get naked in front of u.. he is the right horny and drunk that he will go for it.. let him know that u will only do anal on her so he is still the only guy to fuck her pussy... win for all

>9yo
You're a shit parent. That behaviour has got to stop.

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>Have anal sex with gf
>She says her butt feels weird
>Idc I keep fucking
>I take my cock out and notice brown stains on it
>I get disgusted and horny at the same time
>I pick up the pace and fuck the shit out of her, literally...
>Literally? Yes, she squirted shit all over my lower stomach and cock.
We broke up soon after, but at least I got to fuck the shit out of her.

LOL you are a fucking faggot first of all. Women DO leave their shoes here in this office. You reasoning is fucking dumb. Have you ever worked in a office? Actual corporate office? Mcdonalds isnt a fucking office pleb. Hurrdurr just cuz i think women have lots of shoes they sure dont keep work shoes at work hurrdurr. This is my fetish and my fucking secret. Most people who work in this city take public transportation and dont wear their heels to commute to and from home which for most is 1 h + of a commute.

This is absolutely true. Ty anons for having a brain.

I swear if i dont control myself i would be sporting a full on chub 8 hours straight in this office.

Not samefagging as Proved it.

Thanks for the advice. Might try that next time I am round there place. Will speak to her and make sure she knows the plan.

And he knows we find each other attractive, me and her are super close, and flirty/touchy. Gotta say I'm surprised that he's still cool with me hanging out with them...makes me think he's considering it, but that might just be my own wishful thinking.

Why? There's nothing wrong with it

Still wish I had made the moves on one of my cousin's years ago.

First cousin twice removed, legal and any offspring would be fine (not that I think we would have gone that far)

No, nothing with her actual relatives.

Met him at a hotel, in the lobby restaurant, bar, just to validate that he was who he said he was. Like I said, he was barely 18, but the kid looked 15 at best. Clean cut kid, but looked a little nerdy. This was in the spring, and I asked what he was studying in college. He told us he was going to study some engineering subject in the Honors College, and was taking some classes. Turned out, he was “sort of” a college student, but was actually still in high school. So that was a little odd. I really did check the ID like two more times.
Gave him a key to our room. Basically the fantasy was that he was traveling with his parents. We left a note in the room that said we were going to dinner and that he should just hang out in the room. We also left a drawer partially opened and in it were some of her clothes, mostly lingerie, and in the lingerie was a polaroid of her topless without face. There was also a laundry bag with two pairs of used panties.
We came up about 15 minutes later and came into the room. As expected, when we got to the room, he was jacking off. My wife was a little surprised by just how hard he was going at it. He had one pair of her worn underwear wrapped around his cock and was smelling another one. She acted shocked when she walked in and then “berated” him a bit. Took off her underwear and handed it to him and asked him if this is what he thinks about when he masturbates and then asked him to explain himself. Then asked if he had ever seen a woman naked, etc. Showed him her pussy, and then asked if he had questions about it. Asked if he wanted to smell it and taste it directly. He started to and you could just see his dick was throbbing. I pointed out that he had precum dripping out of it. She said we couldn’t make a mess in the room and had him sit on the bed and started sucking him off. He lasted I think like 15 seconds before coming in her mouth.

Checked.

This is great. I don't have a family/incest fantasy but I love the idea of my wife fucking a young guy (virgin preferred). I think a lot about us going to a college library and finding a nerdy looking guy and her fucking him in his dorm room.

She then laid back down and gave him a hands on tutorial on how to go down on a woman. He was hard again within a couple minutes, and this is the part that wasn’t planned, she asked him if he wanted to have sex. Kid was a straight up virgin (and we found out that was his first BJ or going down on a woman as well). She rode him and he lasted a little longer, probably about 5 minutes and came inside her. Was still decently hard, so she said if he could get hard again, they could go again. He did, and they did. By the time the evening ended, he had fucked her four times, and had the blowjob, and stayed in character the whole time. We let him keep the underwear and the polaroid.

Start sharing

Awww was looking for them funny tabs missed your shot user :/

Thats a lot of fucking tabs tho

bump

Buddy's girl wants to fuck me but she doesn't want to hurt him. I want to fuck her too, thought it was gonna happen the other night when I crashed at theirs last. She changed her mind just as things started happening. She went to bed, I stayed up for a while then rubbed one out while looking through their bedroom door. She's still into me, can tell by the way she DMs me. How do I talk her round Cred Forums?

Yeah, it was pretty great. I mean, the younger guy thing was just interesting to watch. The fact he wanted it to be a mother/son fetish thing, ok, that's neat also. I truly don't know which part of it my wife got off on more.
I think that's why I thought it was so hot when we were with the older guy and she all of a sudden broke out with the "daddy!" talk.

Convinced a Muslim married girl to fly to my city to get fucked. I thought she was joking when she said she’s “here”, until she showed me a pic of the airport she was in.
Needless to say, the last min planning did go well. Her hubby never found out. Also loved to pull on hijabs when doing doggy style.

My girlfriend approached me recently with a proposal. Her 14 year old cousin has been talking a lot about wanting to lose her virginity, but is a little awkward and has a hard time getting boys at school to like her. Which is weird, she's actually really cute, just super nerdy and awkward. So my GF proposed that I do it. I had to think about it, but agreed. So this sunday they're going to go out for a "girls day," and my GF is gonna bring her to our place and I'm going to fuck her.

If this is true, then holy shit.
You’re lucky lol.
Besides sex, you should talk to her and be friends with her. Make her feel more social and less awkward.

Any interest in any of these?

u want to fuck her. she wants to fuck u... invited him for the 3sum or else its cheating... tell ur buddy that u will only do anal... maybe a dp

dubs confirm this so fucking much... after u get done fucking her.. build up her self esteem but let her know that ur always done for some fucking if she needs it.

We're all already close. GF is like a big sister to her. She brings her over all the time, at least once a month they have a day together. She's a good kid and my GF's rationale is that at least in this situation it would be with someone she loves and trusts and is at least going to treat her right in the process. It took some convincing, but I realize my GF is right on this. The plan is that GF is gonna drop her off and go out while we fuck.

I had a crush in a girl in hs leading to college. We would hang out since we had the same group of friends. I asked her out and got rejected. A week after the rejection group of friends and her go out to a bar. She bring they guy she picked over me. Just think of a fuck boy and that’s exactly what he looked like. Fucking air jordans tru religion jeans some fucking random ugly armani exhange shirt and a bright bulls bomber jacker with a fucking had tilted to the side like come on bitch you chose that. Im not 10 but i try. Anyways we are all drinking having fun. Shes getting drunker by the hour. I see her go off to the bathroom and fuck boy over here spikes her drink. Clearly see him do it. I the white knight wanna be thought this was my chance to win her. Make my way down to the bathroom find her and as i open my mouth she starts going off on me telling me how i need to stop following her that we arent an item and all this bs. I didnt even say a word did a 360 and walked away. Saw her take her drink and progress into a drunken mess. Fuck boy took her home saying she had too much to drink. I could have called the cops but fuck her. Weeks later i find out shes a huge mess, she thinks she has an std and is pregnant. The dude ghosted her. Hear from friends shes got trauma or some bullshit. Cops got involved. No one knows who that dude was. She texted me a couple days ago, i never replied. Fuck you karoline. You deserve what you got.

Missed the post about the older guy - is it upthread?

My wife won't fuck others, sadly. So I do other degenerate shit (I'm this guy: )

>>Me at college party
>>Only there because crushes drugged up roommate is throwing it
>>Lots were consumed by most, drinks were likely spiked too.
>>I am lightweight so look for place to lay down
>>Open crushes door (Not knowing it was hers)
>>Crush is laying on the bed with 2 guys
>>Her eyes are open but can tell lights aren’t on behind them
>>Both guys are grabbing her as she laughs
>>They invite me to join
>>I Immediately say yes
>>We strip her
>>See her nude, fantasy fulfilled
>>Guy one starts to fuck her as we watch
>>I was the third guy to join in
>>Cum on her tits
>>Word got out at the party, more guys were queued up after me (including her roommate)
>>She takes about 12 dicks that night
>>I went back for seconds after the party died
>>She was more with it this time
>>She let me fuck her and stay the night
>>She wakes up next morning unaware how many guys fucked her
>>We became fuck buddies for a little while after that
>>She has no clue what happened to this day

My name is Brett Kavanaugh and I approve this message.

Yeah, this whole thing, from my point of view is going to be a very loving act. She's honestly a really cute kid (and has a great body on her for her age, so it won't be hard to get aroused). I want to give her the best experience she can possibly have for the first time.

A diagnosis of MS is difficult: They just rule out a bunch of other stuff, do a spinal tap and a brain MRI. It's not something you can hide. My first symptom was when I went partially blind, but that went away in a month.
You should get her on vitamin D3, like 5000 units per day. Tell her it's good for her bones. It's about as good as any of the MS drugs.

> (OP)
>I wanna fuck my daughter's friends
I want to fuck my stepdaughter and her friends.

don't know if this counts, but i'm pretty sure i was sexually abused by an older sibling, never told anyone about it, am worried it tainted my whole life because of it.

Yes, is here:

That's exactly why she never picked you and why I wouldn't either.
Instead of doing the right thing, you wanted revenge for a woman not wanting to fuck you.
You're a POS and everyone can smell it on you. At least the douche wasn't pretending he wasn't a douche

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i say go gentle on her at first but when she nice and wet and if u think shes ready then fucking the living shit out of her pussy... like it owes u money and when she taps out keep going so that her pussy is satisfied and stretched out

Kids who go naked at home are well aware everybody wears clothes at school or outside the home. Never a problem getting them to dress to go out.

>i wrote with my cousin and we traded pics from our genitals
>6 years ago
>she was 14 and i was 34
>i still have one pic from her pussy

Going very gentle at first. Again, there's going to be lots of foreplay and such before hand. Not going to do it like I did for my first time. I just slammed my dick into my then teenage girlfriend and she did NOT have as good a time as I did for our first time.

So for this situation. I'm planning on making out, touching, exploring each other's bodies a lot before we actually get to the act.

only just them... kek

Me too

Lucky man. Mine won't play, like I said, so I do this other shit instead as 'second best'

ur whiteknighting is at high levels.. that bitch is gonna fuck u... the user in me thinks she deserves the std and being ghosted.. so boo muthafucka

Youre quick to judge. You sound like a white knight faggot. I bet you tell people not share their gf pics telling them to “think about her feelings” This is the real world with real consequences to your action and how you treat others. I tried to do the right thing. But she didnt allow me to through her spiteful rant directed at someone who only cared for her. Now i could careless.

its not about getting them to dress when they go out... its about thinking its normal to be naked at home. when guests come over there naked.. when there friends are over there naked.. do u see where the problem comes from..

The funny thing is you call him a "white knight faggot" but this whole problem started when you tried to be a "white knight faggot" and failed. Kek.

That'll do for now. Once they get old, then on to something else.

Make sure she cums a few times from eating her out before you fuck her. Makes all the difference in the world.

I’m super into incest, but my mom and sisters are gross
No pics

what if they got guy friends... kek

Right. I learned my lesson. Good guys finish last in this world.

if there tha gross then thanks for not posting them.. i like to keep my eyes in my sockets

Definitely part of the plan. GF is giving us a couple hours alone in case she wants seconds. She'll be getting off more than once as far as I'm concerned. She's gonna be spoiled.

I deflated a small toy basketball,probably 5 inches in diameter, and put it up my ass and inflated it with a pump. I liked it.

take a lesson from hollywood.. nice guys get the girls in movies. movies are fake... real guys treat girls like shit and the girls love it...

You gon tear your asshole boii then youll be carriyng your feces bag around attached to your hip hope you enjoy that too

what she looks like... not ur girl but the cousin...

Absolutely. Currently talking to a girl from my sociology class and I literally treat her like she was the girl who rejected me, karoline, and she begs for my attention. Women are fucking backwards man.

Heres the best one.

>a pretty young(67) guy moved into facility because he just had surgery and needed to recover before moving back into his house.
One day he tried to get up and fell in his robe. All the nurses were giggling outside and i asked why theyre laughing when the poor guy just fell. They said they saw his cock and it was huge. They were trying to get him back up right and they said it just kept flopping around hitting theyre arms and legs ect. I do physio and exercise classes so i knew id be seeing him soon.

A week later i look at my chart and hes on my list. Cant bear wait so i go to his room.
"Hi im user, im your physio today. Lets get started."
Hes around 6'2 175 looks 55 and very german.
"Im werner. What are we doing today"
I say stretches ect. We shoot the shit. His wife passed. Hes alone. Kids across the country ect. At the end a nurse walks by and peaks by me too look at her ass. He makes a comment about how shes pretty but hes not picky at his age. Fast forward next few weeks. Hes getting better and only 2 weeks left. Still no sign of that cock. He can bear weight now so i fit his knee with a brace to size him. I ask his to wear shorts so i can fit him properly. As hes in his chair im on my knees in front of him. I look up and this elephants trunk is peeking out from his shorts. I make like something doesnt fit so i can get closer. My nose is 3 inches away and all i can smell is uncut musk. I got hard in seconds....