Remember when the photos leaked and she got her lawyer and attempted to sue for "psychological rape" damages? On the grounds that people see her naked without her permission- so it's RAPE.
But she takes it off in Red Sparrow. What a loser. Because she's not getting paid.
I bet she has the worst personality possible.
Well yeah she does have the worse personality. There’s multiple reports on her being a bitch
I never liked her "acting" and when she ran out if jewcock to suck for roles her career evaporated.
She’s a whore anyway
Swallowed Epsteins load.
>so hilarious
>Also resting bitch face.
Other than Brei lawson or whatever she things she is, Jennifer Lawrence is also one of those people that pissed off the rest of the cast due to being arrogant.
She could be working at McDonalds or be worth $200 million dollars.
If I saw her on the street I'd tell her where to go
To top it off, body is unfappable, her face is too fucking ugly.
"he was inside me"
and
"you sent me to WHORE school"
HAHAHAHA best quotes ever from Red Sparrow.
She should be publicly raped to death by a horse
She sucks completely. Her defense was dumb, but your logic is retarded stealing private nudes is still different than being in a movie. Being naked once isn’t a free pass to have all your shit stolen.
Again. She sucks, and her acting is like a plank of wood that would rather be somewhere else. But you are also a dumb fag.
Should I dump pics?
of course.
no logic flawed. the point I believe this user was making was how she comfortably did erotic scenes in a movie (and was paid), but then in real life when she isn't paid- feels violated when she realizes how stupid she is for leaving herself open to that hacking.
I respect all the female actors that don't have nudes leaked. And the ones that do did it on camera, thats okay. At least they decided to do it.
Watching her squirm and freak out when it wasn't by her choice is delightful.
It would definitely compliment the tread
We are on the same page.
The reason why women are so messed up by anything related to involuntary nudity and getting taken without consent or with doubts about it is because subconsciously they know their body and pussy and the mystery around it are the most valuable assets they have to lure the man they want to keep. Biology fucking with their brains big time. Women are much more instinctual and animalistic than men.
this thread really summs up the Cred Forums I remember from when I accidentally fell into this hole so long ago.
creative real world discussions, and with humor
also check these trips
If you saw her on the street you'd probably trip in front of her followed by her laughter as you sprawl on the pavement.
That poor girl was a victim
Your reasoning is so solid. I would vote you in anywhere if I knew your name Cred Forumsrother
Because she wasn't paid for it lol
If I saw her on the street I would stop to google her naked, and then show her the photo. This would cause irriversable lulz and create a catalyst of events beginning with me running away before she could figure out that she needs a photo of ME to show to her lawyer
Tits or gtfo
I lold
Do you not see the difference between someone stealing your private photos and releasing them on the internet vs you making the choice of if and how people see your naked body?
I SECRETLY HOPE SHE GOES ON Cred Forums PERIODICALLY AND READS THIS ENTIRE THREAD
u/prisonedmuffin5y
You're all literally rapists.
You're violating these women by viewing and sharing their private photos without their consent. A big part of what defines the act of rape is the lack of consent and there is clearly a lack of consent here. The images are even more appealing to you because there is an aspect of "forbidden fruit" due to the nature of the nude photographs being stole and originating from celebrities, which basically means that you're being aroused because their non-consent turns you on. This is a form of sexual assault. You don't see it as such because you have been blinded by rape culture.
If I were to punch you in the face, you'd be in pain. If I were to shoot you in the torso, you'd be in more pain. Both actions cause you pain, but one more than the other; the lesser act of assault is not negated simply because you could be a victim of a greater act of assault. Likewise, the act of sharing and viewing these nude photographs is still a violation of these victims/women regardless of whether greater forms of sexual assault exist. If you sick individuals have a conscience, you will cease viewing and sharing these stolen photos because you are currently no different than a common rapist.
Source: Ph.D in clinical psychology.
Furthermore, I am aware of the fact that legislation is now being pursued to make the act of stealing and sharing nude photographs without the consent of the other party a punishable sexual assault crime that can either be a felony or misdemeanor depending on the severity of the crime. I'd be careful if I were you, future law breakers.
Source: all over Cred Forums
Trips deserves op to deliver
She's ridiculous.
dailymail.co.uk
WORRIED ABOUT HOW HER NIPPLES WOULD LOOK LIKE DUE TO WARM STUDIO, SHE WANTED POKIES
This is American version of victim. As long as you're paid, you can't complain lol
Maybe rubs one out
yes, the difference is that in one case you are agreeing to show off your body
on the other side, you have your body exposed.
the common denominator is that every woman is sexual, and have all taken a secret picture of themself. but Lawrence went to the media saying it was a form of RAPE. Then things quieted down and she "got over it". But she's still a spoiled brat that had to learn responsibility the hard way.
Regardless of that I've always found her irritating, I'd imagine she's a nightmare.
>You're all literally rapists.
>You're violating these women by viewing and sharing their private photos without their consent.
This is the best thing on Cred Forums I've read in a while and I concede to you fine Sir.
And if she has a man she can snap one off with him too.
You're blinded by your feminazi #meeto dildo pegging your ass too much. Also take her boyfriend's cock from your mouth when typing.
Rape is physical violence. Words are not rape. Nude pictures are embarrassing at most. Bitches brainwashed liberals into thinking that you can repurpose language for political agenda purposes but you cannot argue with reality and facts. Women are irrational creatures. We love them but they are fucking nuts half of the time and if left unchecked would bring the world to the end by their emotionally charged opinions and feelings as opposed to logic and common sense.
James Bond 007 checked
It would be like spiritual suicide to shack up with her.
>i don't care about the money, its about sending a message
So amazing that this is in the news too
Whoops
Here have some more non-consensual content
no no,
see it's suppost to be funny. this user doesn't mean it or agree with it.
It's the hypocrisy of it all. The walking contradictions attempting to stand up for rights, but ONLY when they benefit as victims.
>non-consensual content
I AM IN TEARS, thank you user for making my day
I don't wish to hear it any longer. If you have a picture taken of you nude, it more than likely will come up online.
Ohno i raped her !
HOLY FUCKKKK WE CAN'T POST THAT!!!! THE MODS ARE GOING TO REPORT US AND WE WILL HAVE TO PAY JENNIFER LAWRENCE MONETARY DAMAGES
...
And more
don't worry about your ears. make sure not to look at the photos. if you do, please report to your local police station and turn yourself in for RAPE
you're RAPING my anonymity
Some more rape for you
Kek
YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!!!!!!! Anyone looking at these pictures is coming RAPE
Rape is about control, humiliation, and power.
She has every right to take as many pictures of her asshole and send them to who ever she wants. There is no justification for stealing those pictures and posting them on the internet. It is sexual assault.
Just because she is a celebrity doesn't mean that you are entitled to everything she does.
And who gives a shit. Would be embarrassed, laugh about it and not cry that I lost some sort of ace out of my sleeve I would use later to whore myself out to camera. Crazy lazy self absorbed sluts pretending to be righteous. Jokers. Would still fuck her cause she's hot but her mind is messed up.
She does have a pretty pussy
>This is exactly what happens when Jennifer Lawrence finally realizes that she has no legal argument for RAPE on account of her photos being viewed.
youtube.com
Guys its SEXUAL ASSAULT to look at her photos. No one upload any more.
Imagine being this cucked
I just assume it's a troll-i-oli-o
We're not discussing what is rape about. We're discussing what rape IS.
Rape is physical violence. Words are not violence. Feelings are not violence. Only for millennials snowflakes offended by everything...unless it benefits them.
Yes it's not right to have your pics stolen like this slut here and the doctor mentioned before but IT IS NOT VIOLENCE OR SEXUAL ASSAULT.
Lawrence should go and see real sexual assault victim in the ER and then contemplate her "feelings"
yeah guys pls don't thanks
>Source: Ph.D
Haha what a fucking faggot
She's got great ass and pussy for sure. Looks delicious too.
Nice work.
You memed the fuck out of that guy.
not showing your tits and pussy is a commodity in Hollywood. she lost money so she wanted some back.
Who's this hottie?
Lol yes it fucking does!
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when her lawyer told her that. You can't throw money at logic and make it stick.
Plus she was in x-men and "somewhat" showing off her body the whole time.
If I was her, I would get a talent agent to spin the publicity so she can get money for it. Like doing an interview with a major magazine on "how she feels". And all she has to say is "well, damn those photos sure are sexy". And she would cash in huge. Not that she doesn't already have millions.
Comes down to personal character.
The girls that get nudes leaked and don't care I think have more social maturity.
LOL
a Houston endocrinologist
is there a video of her? there are like over 100 pics, but videos?
Having nude photos of you distributed without your consent is absolutely sexual assault in every definition of the law.
No one is allowed to post pictures of Jennifer Lawrence naked. We have been contacted by her laywer and Cred Forums will be taken down, or individuals will be charged for RAPE in their respective locations.
moot!Ep8pul8Vw2##Admin
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read this again super slowly. and nice try
Bella Hadidi posted her titty on Instagram after some douche tried to blackmail her. And that was it. Great body, made people drool, men love her more, women admire her courage and she got popularity.
It is almost as if ugly mentally incompatible bitches brainwashed by feminists want to prevent women from being sexual because it may please men got forbid and make ugly fatty bitches feel bad. Because they are lazy and mentally weak.
Kek.
Are there new nudes or something?
wtf this gif was my avatar in one of the very first online forums i registered in. Im surprised this is fairly high quality.
She's fucking hot.. real doctor?
Second that.. vids?? She's got better body than Lawrence lol
Your semantics don't mean anything. It was 100% a sexual assault
FUCKING THIS.
So well worded.
If I got blackmailed I'd do the same thing. I'd drop it online and then go after the person separately for extortion. IT'S A WIN WIN.
i noticed this too. we have some old cats lurking today
Nice try faggot
I don't know, I've never been able to track down the entire collection
Yep.
Post one if you find one
>rape
>sexual assault
That's a fun definition you have in your quack science. Rape is defined by law to have involved forced or unwanted penetration. Since I haven't yet found a way to penetrate 2d pictures on my computer... It's just not a sexual crime. I wanted you to know how fucking dumb you sound.
It was not just sexual assault. It was RAPE, and a violation of her human rights. Also she sustained psychological damages that everyone who saw her pictures are accountable for.
it was nice eh
It was copyright violation. Go to the ER to see sexual assault victims.
Psychological damages? Did she get damaged after each nude scene and half nude picture taken for the press she was paid for? Delusional bitch detached from reality. Nice asshole tho.
Oh yah
What's her deal?
This has got to be the best thread all morning. I'm glad to be wasting my time well spent on this beautiful Friday with all of you fine gentlemen.
And women.
And don't post any naked photos of her. I don't want to be involved in the lawsuits EITHER.
Collection?? Did someone steal her computer or something?
Why is everything so black and white to you? Why cant you accept that both are sexual assault victims?
This body is pretty fucking amazing! Gotta love bald pussy and heels
Everyone on this thread who posts and consume nude pictures of her will be reported and charged according to the law of sexual assault by my lawyer. I warn you
No a computer is unsafe. You have to use iCloud to safely store your images online. That way it's protected from hackers.
If you keep them on your computer with no internet connection someone can turn on your computer and see them.
MY SIDES
Thanks user for letting me know. I was about to share with you guys some pictures I found of her.
I'll hold off. Don't want to.. well you know
Because relativism is a poison that corrupts logic, principles and fundamental truths of the fabric of the society and personality!
It's the same as in with non-binary pronouns. THEY DONT EXIST. They are lefty fiction, made up shit and yet pushed to be voted into law just to cater to mentally ill and weak individuals who want destroy the society and bends it's rules to their deranged perceptions.
she seems like a fun time
Post em as a warning tho
how can I consume a picture? Readers digest??
LOLOLOLO
Made my morning
This is your final warning. I am warning you.
moot!Ep8pul8Vw2##Admin
Kek
>Source: Ph.D in clinical psychology
This is why jews need to be exterminated. The fake prestige they heap upon themselves for the sake of saying "I yam smahtah den yew becawz I hays a piece a paypuh dat says I are da smahtest". Your \entire post is a wonderful example of extremely pretentious mental gymnastics with a glaringly obvious heaping of social malice. You really feel that you're smarter than everyone but demonstrate that you're not all that bright and that you're completely full of shit and just want to hurt people while pretend to be some kind of savior
She's as gross as humanly possible. Greedy bitch!
The sarcasm in this thread is off the hook.
sorry white alt reichter stare rape is a thing
As a strong, independent, empowered woman I feel violated by this bread and need the Mods to please remove anything that offends me and womankind. ty
Exactly.
MODS please do something. It's 2020 and Jennifer Lawrence is being raped and sexually assaulted, and Cred Forums is condoning it. It's all covered under legal precedents in the supreme court that date back over a hundred years.
specifically the butthole one, i used to dream of printing that photo out and handing it to her to sign at a signing if i ever had the guts. The reaction, my god, it still makes me chuckle.
Hahaha
So epic.
Miley Sirus doesn't care. But Lawyer-Lawrence would. The look on her face would be worth mustering up the guts.
She's never visiting my city, but if she ever did I would think about it. a lot.
If she had any guts she would have signed it, smiled, wink at you and tell you dream about it every night making you pop your load in your pants and walk away with swagger. Respect and girl power properly applied. Lol
What is the gibberish at the bottom next to moot?
More of the doctor nonconsensual content please?
Space Gayboy.
Miley is totally not giving a shit. Pussy lips out but doesn't look assaulted at all.
Tits or GTFO Brie we know its you
Also tell Taylor swift that her plastic surgery is obvious
I had a website that had her pics on it. Got a ton of hits but my host shut it down. Told me to look for a new host.
hello newfriend
and did you find it? maybe a mega link?
Miley would never show her stuff in public lol
Oh I don't have them any more but my new provider is arvixe. They allow adult content.
that's funny actually.
small world.
I also know a guy who had investments (15k+). And the files were destroyed on 9/11 because the financial business had then in building 7.
They said "we can not release your funds because the documents were destroyed on september 11th in new york:.
No joke.
Anyone remember when Zelda.com was a porn site? Before Nintendo bought the domain? Sides and keks
I just sexually assaulted her. It doesn't matter if she intended me to see her naked. I need to turn myself into the police immediately.
I FEEL THERE IS MORE NUDE PICS of her but sadly 6 years after fappening they arent leak,plus picture with cat isn't original probably she is showing her pussy on that one
She probably has the pictures on her home computer.
In my opinion she's leaving herself open to have them stolen again.
especially if she doesn't have internet hooked up to the computer.
Especially
I tell ya, my old 256 computer. my floppy drives could hold 1.4mb of data, and I was always at risk of someone finding the floppy drive.
This is the best thread I've seen on Cred Forums in a while that doesn't involve a raid.
what's her story? she got hacked? some ex posted the pics?
SHE MAY ''STOLE'' HERSELF if her career is going down the drain,maybe we will be lucky fappening 3
It's a female, who cares what it thinks
Technically she or whomever's phone it was gave away that power to Apple and then was tricked by hackers to grant them access to their account where they stole those pics from Apple. It's a con, it's unlawful breach of computer or system security and it's theft but it's not rape and its comical to argue otherwise.
Can we turn this into a copy pasta now?
Newfag
It's hard to top Terminator 2.
At this rate I think Fappening 3 will be the only trilogy to out-do the 1st and 2nd.
all I know is thanks for that.. we can appreciate this beauty..
if looking at nude pics of women is considered rape then I am no longer a wizard! Later faggots!!!
I have been convinced in this thread that I sexually assaulted her. There is no going back.
pussy is only a mystery to incels like you. everyone else knows what it looks like.
well, then finish the task...
Only worthless whores take pics of themselves nude anyway
RAPE and sexual assault is committed when you look at Jennifer Lawrence naked, without her consent.
>Source: Ph.D in clinical psychology.
>Furthermore,
>Source: all over Cred Forums
oh yes
Not that this bait is even remotely good but...All legal definitions of rape require sexual assault to have occured. All sexual assault definitions require physical contact to have occured. No physical contact, no rape.
ORIGINAL OF THIS WOULD BE SPECTACULAR especially if she is without panties
I love jenny
OP don't know about body doubles. Ha ha ha. Faggot.
New nude leaks when?
Was it ever proven that its her on this pic?
it's called contacts for CGI in tv shows and movies that people think are real nude shots.
Lawence is supermad
This is the original. Unless she kept a pic without the cat that she somehow moved to another non hacked device.
If you dont want naked pictures of you to leak on the internet, dont take any..
This is the internet. Go back to your mother's tits if you dont like it
iPhone hack
oh yeah.. only fake pic of this one :(
She probably had her PR people telling her to call it rape and kick up a fuss etc. but the truth is she probably loved the thought of millions of guys fapping furiously over her.
I'm willing to bet she has 100% masturbated thinking about it at some point.
but are we getting new nude leaks?
Stupid ass liberal cunt learn to internet or go cry somewhere else. If you cant handle society, we dont care
shes a pig fucker so i don't care if she gets raped
Is there proof of the "psychological rape" claim?
I can only find statements by her calling it a "sex crime" but nothing in the legal documents.
Ryan was convicted on hacking charges, nothing about rape.
Sounds like more fake news from fragile conservatives
His comment is beyond your level of sophistication so stay silent simplefag
THIS PICS LEAK 3 YEARS AFTER FAPPENING so definitely more
so where are they?
You are very confused about conservative and liberal agenda my friend
they say this is bar rafaelli but I think its jenny panties are the same as other Jenny's pics
There are hungry of her pics. Still in practice doing great. Giving boners. Respect.
bigger
>psychological rape
KEK
Nice try troll. This thread is filled with humor and sarcasm. And I'm not a liberal or conservative
Hnngg
>tfw ywn have a sloppy drunk, late twenties, fat, white girl in a hotel room eating an apple in thr nude in a bath tub
Why even live?
This is hilarious.
She didn't learn her lesson. I hope she Animorphs herself into Miley Sirus
dubs of truth
also sexual assault and multiple violations of human rights.
but the hacker is never talked about. superkek
this is her with similar underwear
No wrist tattoo on jeniffer
I thought the same...
Well i can think that private personal photos never meant to go public does not feel nice but playing role where you choose to show yourself on camera is a completely different thing.
its not tattoo it jewelry
okay good. So I didn't rape her by looking at this picture right? am I safe?
Wow she is rather hot :D
That's the thinnest skin tight jewelry I've ever seen
definitely.
Imagine her lawyer. He's probably like
>i'll write the letter and begin the process BUT.."
>here is more money
lawyer: please stop, there is no legal argument on this other than the initial hacker.
>Red Sparrow face
still blows my mind how she let the bag for the apple float down into the bath
Yes the "sparrows" in real life were called Swallows by the Russians and the males (who were basically pimps) were Ravens
...
HAS Cred Forums ACTUALLY EVER DONE A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION TO INQUIRE WHETHER THE ASSHOLE FLASH PIC FROM THE FAPPENING IS 100% NOT HER OR IS?
Wonder who she sends them to. I wanna be the lucky stud who nails Jennifer Lawrence.
I would agree its a dumb liberal thing to claim stolen nudes are equal to rape...
I just don't know any real world examples of that happening, sounds made up by conservatives to scare people into voting conservative.
Just like all of their talking points, it's not real and just fear mongering.
>Source: Ph.D in clinical psychology.
Yup. That's why she's mad. She sold her body for parts, (probably why those photos were taken) but now all us olebs get to enjoy it for nothing. Her whole response came from a place of "I'm better than you".
Then idiots defended her like there's no possible way you're allowed to see her in a negative light.
she said to nick from fury road but maybe weinstein lucky fat jew
Imagine J Lawrence giving Harvey a sloppy blowjob, sucking on the hairy balls and little rimming nigger style before taking a load on her pretty face and then spoon fed with it and swallow all.
This is the kind of moral standards we have in Hollywood. Just to score a role for a girl who was told that she's special so many times that she believed it and became convinced that she would never stain herself with a day job again. Because she's a star. Bunch of sanctimonious delusional whores with no backbone is what Hollywood is.
Dunno, seems too convoluted to me
That other lady that accused weinstien of rape said he had no penis and that his nutsack was formed into labia and that shit scared her.
there is no question in my mind that she at least suck his dick if not fucking him judging by testimonies by other sluts how persistent he was asking for sex THERE IS NO WAY he didn't chase jlaw, in interviews before scandal she said he was like father figure to her googled, lucky bastard.
jenny ass is phenomenal
Maybe it was Harvey who took the pics and whose load is on her face hehe
Her mistake is being dumpy and out of shape. If you're gonna play Mystique, you had better be as fit as that Stamos chick.
DEFINITELY ...
>That other lady that accused weinstien of rape said he had no penis and that his nutsack was formed into labia and that shit scared her.
"Buried Penis", you're so fat your dick disappears. Its still there though. He nutted on quite a few of them and fucked others.
This fucking doctor who actually accomplished something and used her brain not ass looks 10 times better than Jenny LOL
Unironically a pretty good idea
Yeah nice body but she doesn't care
This is well stated. Women leverage their bodies and sex to get stuff.
What do you expect from girls like her who are only a pretty face? They dont need to develop a personality.
Lol, get fucked soiboi
"Jenny: Next role will cost you half a quart in your mouth and anal creampie bareback."
>risk of someone finding the floppy drive.
I'm always worried the wife is gonna find muh floppy drive.
never seen this one user, thanks!
SHE DATED HIM SECRETLY as she said in interviews ''Jennifer Lawrence considered Harvey Weinstein to be a father figure, as he was "paternal" toward her, and had "only ever been nice" to her'' SEARCH ON GOOGLE for interview
She’s not that attractive and what attractiveness she does have is thoroughly ruined by her cunt personality. Remember when she stuck a brush up her fuckhole?
lucky Harvey they probably were doing some
kinky stuff
"Oh and this is Shlomo from Telaviv studio branch and he's got a real crush on you and dreams about cumming inside your pussy. I told him he doesn't have to worry about a condom, he only uses 5 prostitutes consistently back home."
"But now go on and keep sucking, he will find his way into your little pussy."
you can see by her personality that she is loose woman she is slut she fucked Darren Aronofsky for role,and David O Russell
good she did... no matters. we all seen her naked..
This. She's stupid hot for a book worm
A Romanian named Cristina Dumitru.
I, for one, am relieved to have such a critical thinker looking after America and it's virtue. After all, not all of Hollyweird lays out it's plans for everyone to consider
Thank you for generously providing so much of yourself to contemplate.
And a damn doctor. Where does she work? She's ridiculously hot
this is how she saves america
Nice body, should be proud and not bitch about it
Her plan to save America is to have wimmen find a rich Hollywood director, have him dump loads on their faces, then cash in. Pay off the national debt.
Yeah Endocrinology doctor in Houston. Seems like the best one according to ratemd.com lol
THIS ENTIRE THREAD
Groping her boob should be part of oat of allegiance lol
You can't post this, it's RAPE.
Wow! She shops at Amazon dot coom too??? She's normal like MEEEE!!!
Top kek. Damn spell correct
i had to. This thread is getting legendary.
>she said he was like father figure to her
Called him daddy while she sat on his lap and he played with her buttons.
I DON'T WISH THIS THREAD TO BE ARCHIVED , I want to last forever
Objectively speaking she is hotter than Jenny
we have like 4 new memes here.
jennifer lawrence rape of course
THIS
and
>Groping her boob should be part of oat of allegiance
That is an attractive healthy ass!
I'm in tears
Source: Ph.D in clinical psychology.
Furthermore, I am aware of the fact that legislation is now being pursued to make the act of stealing and sharing nude photographs without the consent of the other party a punishable sexual assault crime that can either be a felony or misdemeanor depending on the severity of the crime. I'd be careful if I were you, future law breakers.
Source: all over Cred Forums
Top quality ass.
Totally. Gold mine
For the record
I can't stop reading this without crying and I'm babysitting a poodle and he's freaking out because he thinks I'm sad
Can you snap the poodle pic next to the screen reading the thread?
Raped by a poodle too.
she's an horrible entitled cunt.
THAT POSTTT
100% can confirm. Like she initially comes across as down to earth, polite, "not one of those celebs". But after the first 15mins, she's done with you.
I've had to work with her on two separate occasions. She treats the lowly employees, PAs, union workers like shit if she even acknowledges them and with more of the higher ups, she's just generally impossible to work with.
She'll only listen to her agen (if barely) or the producers.
Last go around we were told not even to mention that we've all seen her butthole.
>If I were to punch you in the face, you'd be in pain. If I were to shoot you in the torso, you'd be in more pain.
a more compelling analogy would be to say "how would you feel if you had your butthole being posted all over the public internet"
If anyone re-posts this it's RAPE and I'm calling PETA
hahahaha
Legendary!
What does Jennifer Lawence, a poodle, rape, and a Ph.D in clinical psychology all have in common?
>he had no penis and that his nutsack was formed into labia and that shit scared her.
>be me
>making out with this chick for the first time
>kinda a novice at this, and she's really into it
>loving her tits and nips, hard eraser tips to suck and pull on.
>got her panting, so I go for the panties
>ease my way past her pubes trying to pull on them
>feeling her pink parts ... fat and thick lips ... i never
>IS THIS TRAP?!?!
>wtf ... yank my hand out ... w-what's wrong user
>ummm hand cramp
>gently rub nose and smell puss ... whew.png
>okay ... steady the nerves and attempt re-entry
>feeling around again ... get oriented again
>feeling through these thick lips, find her button and use her juice to lube up and slide finger in
>she was real fun, aggressive with pulling my jeans open and sucking my dick, got on my lap and bounced around.
>mom knocks on the door, jill ... is everything okay in there?
>must of woke parents up with the sounds of us fucking
>jill ... it smells like sex in your room ...
>she suggested I leave out her bedroom window
>good times
He lost his mind when I was laughing and started wimpering and freaking out. I couldn't even breath I was laughing so hard
this thread
>not asking for an autograph on an 8x10 glossy of her butthole
you gotta seize the moment user
LOLOLOL
Cover walls of her changing room with her sweet butt pic wall to wall.
Offer flowers in exchange for her superior bootie juice.
Fucking hysterical
Better shut down every porn pic site on the internet.
>for WAAAAAAAAIP
Did this same psychologist claim there are 213 different genders?
How did she get so famous, she's not that good of an actor and she's an absolute retard. She never even went to high school and you can clearly tell that in interviews where she has just no idea what's going on and she has to make up an answer.
She was scouted when she was 14 for acting by some creep as she was on holiday with her family and has been doing it ever since, wtf. I can't think of anything but sexual favors since it wasn't like her family had any connections.
I just recorded myself attempting to read this thread with the poodle barking. Want me to post it?
no
Hahaha you fucking bet
scrap me in the screenput
Maybe she was serving too
editing for webm
Audio streams not allowed. fuck that shit.
go here
in /gif/
Please tel your pooch that she (he?) is adorable and that I love him (her?).
...
consider it done!
...
Unless these are new nudes, I ain't clicking that shit.
TRIPS of gold
LEL
>I bet she has the worst personality possible.
Taylor Swift has a worse personality but they're both massive cunts.