No YLYL?
YLYL
No YLYL?
David Long
Juan Jackson
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Thomas Martinez
there is one sperglord
sage
Austin Morgan
Benjamin Turner
Colton Gutierrez
Oliver Scott
Christopher Baker
Jayden Rodriguez
Samuel Sanchez
Aaron Cooper
Matthew King
Brayden Walker
Bentley Cruz
Isaiah Butler
Mason Gomez
Robert Torres
Aiden Hall
Isaac Howard
Benjamin Mitchell
Matthew Parker
Adam Evans
Thomas Brooks
Samuel Williams
Brandon Miller
Xavier Cruz
Carson Torres
Lost
Kek
Bentley Smith
Grayson Taylor
Aaron Ortiz
Juan Gray
Anthony Martinez
Jack Carter
Dominic Nguyen
Julian Campbell
Grayson Cooper
Charles Anderson
Parker Mitchell
Matthew Nguyen
Lost, hard
Anthony Bennett
Ian Rodriguez
Easton Garcia
Jose Young
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Benjamin Bailey
Cameron Richardson
I really really really like this green text.
Ethan Adams
Did it make you feel funny and significant posting this?
Josiah Jones
the fact that its 2 completely unrelated movies makes it feel even more like 9gag
Grayson Carter
Kevin Bell
Charles Long
Jose Smith
Jayden Martinez
/ mlp / mu / n / news / out / po /
Oliver Walker
omg that was soo fucking smooth I am not even angry
Luke Morales
Parker Murphy
Lst
Daniel Evans
...
Gavin Clark
probably a dare
i hope my life is this fun when i'm a mentally dysfunctional 90 year old
Brody Sanders
lol
Luis Watson
at the time
you are probably still 17 still
Blake Carter
Levi Miller
reply or mom biggy die
Nathaniel Ortiz
Jayden Morales
Did a little edit on this shit
Hunter Price
Kayden Morgan
Sebastian White
Nolan Carter
Evan Moore
Easton Scott
I don't get it, elaborate
Jason Smith
Dylan Baker
Daniel Kelly
Nolan Collins
LOL this is totally something my dad would do
Lincoln Cooper
When the only thing you're good at is being a spic
Joshua Rogers
well you see, priest are known to molest alter boys, so the implication is that an alter boy has cum stored in his ass. there for, while the nun is on her knees, she is the right height to get a face full of semen when the alter boy farts
the image probably needs to be updated so more people get the joke
Matthew Nelson
Pete sounds like my mom
Hunter Nguyen
It's kinda cute. Would love to wear the pink dress.
Michael Martin
Where can I get these?
John Allen
Quads of cumslut truth
Wyatt Miller
Be funnier if it wasn't fake.
Isaac Gonzalez
imagine being this gay
Joseph Davis
Fuck you user
Benjamin Bennett
Thomas Gray
What game is this?
Robert Lee
Wrong file perhaps? If not, I have bad news for you
Samuel Price
literally the worst ylyl thread i've seen in years
is op retarded or something?
seriously
starts a thread with niggerbabble
thinks (somehow) it's funny to make fun of the disabled
posts ancient and stale shit from 10 years ago everyone has seen and grew out of back then, when it wasn't funny back then either
just gtfo op
you're not one of us, and frankly, you are just too dumb to be here
kiddie humor for kindergartners at level 1 is not Cred Forums
Isaac Martin
Fake n gay
Ayden Hill
Yeah, ima need sauce on that game. Its not a psvr only is it?
Leo Allen
>i'm ready to settle down
Elijah Morales
Yeah, worst thread I've seen too. Just look how no one even wants to contribute to this shit-tier thread. I'll never understand why mods let literal retards make threads.
Chase Myers
Is this supposed to be funny?
Thomas Thomas
Brandon Rivera
Logan Fisher
if you don't think it's humorous, you're probably too close to the force to see the tree
Brody Green
burburgerger
Christian Bailey
Jonathan Perry
I get the joke, it just isn't funny.
Grayson Ortiz
Charles Ward
Trans women are women though
Austin Turner
Connor Miller
Charles Gutierrez
Nice bait.
Jack Edwards
Julian Morgan
Levi Hall
>filename
kek
Julian Gutierrez
Grayson Roberts
Christopher Long
Zachary Watson
Poor lil fella was chock full o' nuts
Hudson Nguyen
Robert Evans
Landon Campbell
Brayden Martinez
Thomas Butler
Liam Anderson
David Nelson
Owen Jones
omega kek
Brody Jackson
Ryder Myers
what game is that?
Adam Butler
they see me rollin'
Jordan Murphy
Does anyone know where to find this with sound?
Leo Gomez
Levi Butler
Isaiah Walker
Joshua Walker
that's in tucson...i know that quiktrip
Nolan Diaz
Angel Sullivan
I heard someone was going to kill you dude. I'd stop
Samuel Lewis
it's on youtube...i've seen it in a bunch of fight compilations
Noah Adams
Jace Rogers
Dylan Lewis
>When you want to fail at finishing a race.
ftfy
Colton Lewis
Ethan Bell
Why didn't you fuck her first?
Sebastian Martinez
Jordan Harris
Dylan Gonzalez
I get mad every time I see this one
Seriously
What fucking idiot installed that hinge? The screws are on the wrong side of the bread!
Jason Clark
Camden Turner
shut up kike
Ayden Morales
wife simulator
Lucas Peterson
Walking dead saints and sinners
Zachary Gomez
Dude looks like he straight outa ark survival evolved
Joshua Edwards
I wish that was my meal
Parker Adams
Thomas Anderson
Jaxson Hall
Julian Mitchell
Connor Butler
Motherfu....
Nicholas Adams
Michael Thompson
too close to the force
Aiden Roberts
Jacob Jenkins
Christopher Hughes
Logan Gomez
I’ve never understood what is even supposed to be funny about this greentext
What am I missing?
Jaxon Cox
Cooper Lewis
did she die?
Benjamin Garcia
The Incredibles?
Noah Cooper
Is he ok?
Matthew Wood
>implying a faggot's natural habitat is on /b
seems legit
Ian Hill
Hunter James
Nathan Young
Okay what?
Levi Nguyen
Joseph Garcia
The walking dead: Saints & sinners. Its on steam.
Henry Johnson
Wtf is hiv1?!
Eli Howard
Luke Ortiz
No shit, right.
Leo Torres
That's fake you can't capture gases with thermal sensors
Aaron Jones
I'll take the niggerbabble bullet but that's the only thing I posted, I don't come here often for a couple years because everything there is on Cred Forums is shitty porn from random local sluts. Sorry that I've hurt the only valuable thing in your life :(, just wanted to have a laugh.
Jordan Butler
Nigger walks like a fucking autist
Leo Davis
not gas, it's a blast of liquid diarrhea
Luis Smith
Ryder Howard
Carter Collins
Whatever faggot
Chase Carter
When you want to get beat by the "inferior" race right in front of the Fuhrer
Thomas Miller
Nothing, he's an autistic fuckwit who lives for (you)s because he has a sad life, just let him do his thing.
Austin Davis
Logan Taylor
Chase Jones
Luis Thompson
Aiden Davis
Source?
Christopher Cook
I lost
Ian Butler
do u understand shit's supposed to b funny???
Lincoln Ramirez
Still better than our current monkey king.
Tyler Russell
Joshua Collins
This is one of the few times "your response proves him right" is actually accurate.
John Johnson
Elijah Bennett
Newfag....
Isaiah Howard
Does this work?
Samuel Thompson
Sebastian Green
top kek, lost
Noah Bailey
lol
Matthew Lopez
My cum smells like bleach. Anyone else?
Hudson Smith
why did this make me laugh
what the fuck
Angel Morgan
One of the cleverest memes of all time.
Brody Cruz
Top kek
Jayden Garcia
Lost
James Brown
Matthew Russell
no it's fucking blue's clues
Ryan Cook
then you should consider drinking a glass of your sperm nigger
Thomas Sullivan
don't mind if I do
Tyler Parker
My sperm smells like bleach, not IS bleach. Fucking retard, can't even joke right.
Samuel Turner
My hotdog tastes fishy for some reason.
Nolan Ross
then take it and drink it
Oliver Nguyen
Good luck with superaids
Christopher Watson
Drink it!
Evan Miller
Pic related
Aaron Perry
CLEARLY a couple of racist Trump supporters hanging out in MAGHA country. look at them just waiting to throw bleach and a noose on a brother
Brody Jones
Thats your
Jaxon Hernandez
William Reed
This is genious
Hunter Nelson
Christian Morris
Image in getting a job in his White House and you get called one of President Pete's aides.
Grayson Parker
Notice that their in patrol formation with the commander on point. See how his squad disperses to both left and right upon his command. Well trained
Grayson Lee
Kill yourself
Cooper Bell
Lucas Parker
Why are they always so attracted to the camera?
Jackson Diaz
disciplined trannies are so rare these days
Andrew Gutierrez
fucking dying everytime i see this.
Samuel Hill
Ifunny ass shit missing basic biology. Jesus
Jacob Garcia
Im never calling a jew "rat" again
Nicholas Watson
I don't get it
Christian Howard
they like to imagine they're photogenic
David Wood
my sister called her ex-boyfriend to tell him she wished he was dead. when he answered the call he was driving, and he crossed into oncoming traffic and died.
Brayden Wilson
Can someone please explain to my retarded ass why this is funny
Joshua Wilson
Gonna become hood famous. Wurl star nigga
Dominic Price
He's in Fresh off the Boat and his name is Hector in that
Isaac Wilson
Joseph Williams
its holocaust denial
Gavin Nguyen
No those are short metal screws and dont extend past the player of the hinge. Go back to YouTube legofag
Gabriel Rivera
5,29 million and over a 1/3 of that number weren't gased. Go and talk shit about your fucked up history
Henry Taylor
no, clearly it's Calvin and Hobbes
Noah Collins
Sorry there's no hope for you :(
Jordan Walker
Thank you! We were all thinking it but only you had the courage to say it.
Blake Jones
I fucking learned something today
Jason Hill
Easton Evans
kek
Ryder Ramirez
fuck games like this
Joseph Bennett
Landon Mitchell
heh, gotta love dads
also nice dubs, based and autismpilled
Jaxon Hernandez
which quicktrip is that? i don't recognize it.
Landon Cox
I came like a slut
Julian Jones
Meh, I've seen those. Chocolates.
Hunter Brown
Lol
Wyatt Roberts
Connor Nelson
Cold day, warm gas... Thermal cam...
Ian Turner
Zachary Lee
Looks it's a commie!
Aaron Flores
Ethan Nguyen
Gabriel Stewart
Luis Allen
Carter Johnson
Isaac Rodriguez
>fucked up history
Logan Thompson
This fuckin scares me every time I see it. And I'm a grown ass man that's seen some shit. Can't tell if it's real but I want to kill it if it is.
Cooper Ward
Except this is all bullshit
Gabriel Long
I've seen anything so accurate in my life :'-)
Angel Morris
Kayden James
Just look at the linguistics and culture before making ignorant comments
Not bait
Lincoln Edwards
Logan Hughes
Hello, Ed boy
Joshua Campbell
But you're not
Nathan Baker
6 million weren't cremated
Owen Watson
Brody Hall
English isn't my first language dude, can you help or not
Easton Bell
Lol
Zachary Price
>I don't know what strings on corkboards mean
Brody Rivera
fixed
Brandon Young
you forgot the rest of the vid when the family looks at him with sheer disappointment in their eyes
Josiah Lopez
You're a fucking moron like this dumbshit that shares that stupid story for the 1000th time, eat shit
Julian Gray
Uhh, i like that fix.
I see a man of painttalent here. Very good.
Adam Murphy
Liam Lopez
Owen Richardson
fucking lost it
Jordan Watson
...
Charles Mitchell
It's the on on Ajo. I'm 10mins away from there right now.
Owen Nguyen
master splinter
Angel Smith
The fact that some ignorant motherfucker used the word women when it should’ve been woman is what really fucks this up
Mason Kelly
lmfao
James Howard
Those the assholes who attacked Jussie?
David Wright
Daniel Baker
When you grow up, you'll look back on things you've posted like this and cringe, junior.
Gavin Young
fucking gg
Jordan Cruz
Xavier Price
I'd eat the hot dog and her snatch
Lincoln Reed
lost hard to the last kick.
Hudson Gomez
Nolan White
If I had drawing skills I would have added a soy drink and a laptop on the reddit front page.
Owen Evans
Guys what does ylyl mean
Michael Harris
it means it's summer
Logan Evans
Good you can't draw, your ideas suck too
Gavin Sanchez
lost
Connor Fisher
the kgb coerced the bear into admitting to being a rabbit, dude cmon
Levi Russell
I
James Watson
Landon Parker
Stale already
Colton Bailey
He was about to passout at the end kek
Kevin Carter
seethe harder tranny
Matthew Cooper
nah
Cameron Price
EPA recommends that gas companies use infrared cameras, one of the most commonly available leak detection technologies. These cameras enable gas leaks to be detected rapidly and safely.
Samuel Fisher
It's not quite summer already
Jeremiah Scott
that last little waddle. god damnnit lost.
Luis Baker
CIA: Wasted millions of dollars on useless shit. No luck.
FBI: Found the rabbit, gunned it down. He's FBI.
KGB: Ruthless, efficient, fought bear and won.
Dominic Perry
Thanks man. That's what I understood but I didn't find it too funny so I thought I must be missing something
Xavier Anderson
Pontius is the best member of the crew
John Perez
Your sister is based.
Bentley Ortiz
Mmm, tovarisch
Aiden Hill
Kek. The biggest joke of them all was the fact that people fell for this. Still cute tho, 10/10 would let her peg me.