I've decided to kill myself. I don't like pain so I decided to go with heart disease. Grilled these with tons of butter...

Yes, over a long period of time.
Try washing it down with a 20 ounce red bull

Is it about red meat and cancer?

you should be eating fast food. these look like decent cuts of meat, probably wont kill you as fast.

that has to be the most american way to die, are you in the states by any chance? If yes, visit the heart attack grill :)

That's not a good way to go. If you have a car, just pipe exhaust into the cabin. Worst case you'll vomit and have a headache. Best case: you'll lose consciousness and die in your self induced coma.

Of course, what other way should an american commit suicide?

>shit tier bait

heart attacks are painful. good job!

but not for long

impale yourself on a spiked American flag pole in the wilderness and let the eagles scavenge your remains?

Slit your hand wrists and lie down in bed then do hand contractions if u really want to

The hand veins

what what veins?