How would you rob a bank? Post your plan step-by-step. The bank has a giant fucking safe, three cashiers and 3-9 civilians 1 hour before closing time. Any kind of expenses are okay.
How would you rob a bank? Post your plan step-by-step. The bank has a giant fucking safe...
Jayden Anderson
Chase Edwards
Yeah, alright, I have 32k$ so don't post shit like
>RAM THE BANK WITH A HELICOPTER AND STEAL THE MONEY
Adam Perry
The best way to rob a bank is to own one.
Leo Gray
Buy the bank. Operate for one month. Start a new business. Invest in your own business. Haha, easy.
Logan Flores
how do you buy a fucking bank
Evan Butler
1) Maneuver vessel overhead
2) Programme coordinates and dimensions of main vault
3) Power up translocator array
4) Push button to initiate sequence
5) Power down translocator array
5) Maneuver vessel away
David Green
Heres my how i made 20k cash in just 10 mins. Hand over a paper with written text on "i have a blackhole doomsday devive inside my pants one click and the world ends so hand over the cash and live or this will be the end of days"
Camden Cruz
I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKEN BLACKHOLE DOOMBRINGER DEVICE IN MY PANTS. WRONG MOVE AND THIS WORLD FOLDS. LIVE AND LET LIVE
Michael Jones
Be Elizabeth Warren
/t
Ian Roberts
No one is gonna Rob a bank in fucking 2020. They're robbing gas stations/shops in "peaceful" white suburbs.
Samuel Sanchez
Mr.Goldstein sent me to pick up the money
Blake Jones
WINNER!!!!
or be the CEO and get the bail out...
Ayden Sullivan
Step 1: Convince people you're too big to fail
Step 2: Receive billions in free monies from the taxpayers
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Robbing banks is ridiculous for how little money you get. You could just get a job and make a lot more. Spending 20 years in prison you don't make jack shit! If you got a job and worked for that time, you could own a fucking house. I worked for 40 years at jobs I liked with good people, and now I own four houses.
Austin Evans
>Find the CEO
>Break into his house and plant micro cameras everywhere
>Blackmail him for serious money
>Profit
Owen Martin
Set off explosives around the city.
Release cryptic message stating that there's going to be more.
Rob bank in the meantime.
Nathan Martinez
sorry to redpill you, Tyrone, but banks IRL stopped keeping real money. They only have enought for ATMs/cashiers daily routine. Everything else is some number in some remote computer.
Evan Williams
And this is how to rob a bank.
William James
>give a man a gun, he can rob a bank
>give a man a bank, he can rob the world
Robert Collins
>be star trek boat
>throw down road flare
>turn on portal beam
>”hit it captain spock!”
>turn off tractor beam
>fly away
Carson Lopez
1. Steal a crane
2. It’s got one of those giant construction super magnets
3. Pick up bank
4. Get away scott free
Nathaniel Young
wouldnt. there are a million better things to rob than a bank. thats why only dumb niggers do it. last one here got shot and killed i think. 17 yr old nigger
Jaxson Powell
Just call Lester he'll tell you what to do.
Josiah Martin
1. Go into bank
2. Find the nearest loli
3. Get cellphone camera.
4. Masturbate
5. Cum on loli's buttocks.
6. Film it while touching loli
7. Charge membership fee to view my awesome video.