No more YLYLs! The YLYL to end all YLYLs!
No more YLYLs! The YLYL to end all YLYLs!
Gavin Wood
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Adam Baker
Grayson King
Excellent taste, OP.
Owen Jenkins
Brody Stewart
Gabriel Green
>hotlinemiami.jpg
Josiah Murphy
Jace Reed
Ian Sullivan
Christian Anderson
Adam Flores
Benjamin Gray
Noah Morris
Parker Torres
Lincoln Brown
Gabriel Bell
Luke Sanders
Evan Lewis
Leo Stewart
Michael Ortiz
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jonathan Green
James Wright
That's where they went!
Caleb Ross
Christian Edwards
>my dad
Can't beat a dad joke with a stick, I always say.
Luis Brown
Jose Allen
It's history.
Jordan Ortiz
Benjamin Allen
Hmmm... well, nope.
Aiden Sanchez
Jeremiah Lee
checked
Jacob Gonzalez
I know that gay reacharound
Benjamin Flores
Devils trips in the building
Jonathan Fisher
Isaac Lewis
Andrew Lee
Nicholas Bailey
Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya
Ethan Moore
my problem with them is they scream when I wanna join
Easton Torres
I know you are, but what am I?
Michael Howard
Honestly, it doesn't
Putting salt on it afterwards is definitely not a substitute for cooking the pasta in properly salted water
Xavier Gray
and yet, it's better than eating it without salt at all.
Nicholas Garcia
Lost hard. Shit.
Bentley King
Still a major fuckup if the best solution (besides remaking it) is to have bland pasta in slightly salty sauce
Brody Fisher
At this point I really do hope you're a bot.
Kayden Young
At least it’s not the banana.
Tbh Milhouse is more a meme than that garbage pasta.
Kevin Gray
;)
Robert Howard
Jason Hughes
>At least it’s not the banana
I honestly prefer the bananna, at least there were the occasional clever edits
Jaxon Garcia
Daniel Cooper
Josiah Sanchez
belongs in this thread
Nicholas Taylor
I still have a special place for old Spider-Man and Dolan. Those years are done and gone though.
Dylan Cooper
Same fag.
If my pc wasnt dead and gone and I wasn’t a mobile fag atm I’d post some good cancer.
Grayson Hill
Parker Sullivan
Logan Allen
Checked
Lincoln Wilson
Lost
Josiah Torres
kek
Anthony Jackson
Fuck this gay Earth...
Nathaniel Harris
lol
Wyatt Edwards
Jose Martinez
Nothing will match the sheer power of the F40PH
Henry Lewis
Jason Lewis
Blake Nguyen
kill yourself nigger
Asher Young
Rocket Jump already did a video about that
Aiden Richardson
Kayden Jenkins
Xavier Walker
>booge of honor
Gabriel Reed
pfrässe, dasch nid luschtig du schafsecku
Andrew Roberts
Julian Diaz
Eh?
Are you new here?
Luis Butler
Carter Robinson
Samuel Morgan
I loved that show....
Christian Garcia
She ate it.
Henry Watson
Bentley Jones
Nathan Brooks
O shit too close to home. Except instead of beer it's weed. And instead of bed it's your mom.
William Richardson
William Baker
Jayden Edwards
Accurate but not funny
Nathan Hill
Jordan Ramirez
Charles Sanchez
ROFL
Isaac Edwards
Jeremiah Cooper
Gavin Lee
I had to look that up. Lmao.
Lost.
Benjamin Adams
Lol this actually happened to me once. Anthony, Henry and Tommy lost their shit.
Bentley Morris
What you just gonna deny a crack baby his crack? Would you like if it I slapped the doritos outta your hands while you were eaten? Fuck off.
James Wright
Gonna need some sauce here, chief
Joshua Baker
Grayson Lewis
Based
Aiden Edwards
Landon Powell
Michael Caine was awesome as Scrooge.
Noah Clark
I smell normies.
Ryder Sullivan
>Hippagothamous, you faggot.
Evan Green
thats not a joke.
Levi Stewart
then that guy is retarded
Brandon Morales
Adam Phillips
Jonathan Martinez
Luis Howard
LOL
Gavin Bennett
Jose Diaz
Shit scared me as a kid
Evan Johnson
...but they just cant seem to sail you off my mind
Lucas Roberts
Eli Edwards
That baby is cooler than you will ever be
Thomas Hill
>try that diet shit
>shop for low salt sugar fat etc
>get healthiest pasta sauce
got dam that was some of the most unpleasant food I ever et
wondering if tomatoes were made of metal
Andrew King
Zachary Bennett
Owen Martin
like the red badge of courage, or a gold star
Anthony Hernandez
Christian Gray
Well played, based father, well played
Nathan Jackson
lol'd and saved
thats going in the pc folder
Tyler Jackson
>i smell normies.
wooooooooosh
Nathan Hughes
Lost.
Hunter Hernandez
>compression artifacts
Camden Morgan
Grayson Green
Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Martin
lost
David Clark
So rebel wilson is a time traveler?
Jaxon White
Tyler Kelly
Brody Long
Alexander Phillips
Newfag
Chase Martinez
Dead
Josiah Hughes
kek lost
Christopher Torres
Jaxson White
Xavier King
That's clearly a doll
Gavin Howard
Prangu when?
Anthony King
>not funny thread
Julian Richardson
Kevin Torres
Kek
Cameron Nelson
Cooper Bennett
Lost
Brody Collins
"I want to lay in your mom drinking weed all day"
Kayden Bell
inaccurate
Matthew Gomez
Christopher Brooks
Kek
Lincoln Rodriguez
Kek
Nolan Cruz
This
Shut up pretentious faggot
Noah Hernandez
True
Brayden Harris
Adrian Cruz
Maybe they'll hire him.
Jason Miller
cant believe this fucking garbage made me laugh
well played
James Ramirez
Kek
Jace Morales
Isaiah Walker
Nolan Martinez
wow that was totally unpredictable.
Fuck off dumbass.
Justin Reed
My gf and I laughed so fucking hard at this
Grayson Harris
finger me uwu eduuu~
John Cooper
>Getting this pissed over a word
Gabriel Perez
Matthew Long
So fucking accurate bro.
Lost pretty fucking hard to this 1
Well played m8
Thomas Sanchez
Xavier Gonzalez
kek
Jaxon Wood
newfat detected
Parker Baker
Real story, even one of the inmates was quoted saying something about if his dick wasn't gross she'd be all over it.
Camden Wilson
Charles Miller
uncut people are so gross
Cooper Edwards
Is anyone else bothered by the 21 unread messages???
Caleb Myers
Kek
Thomas Rodriguez
ok, lost
Kevin Campbell
HA HA HA
Caleb Collins
schöne Dreiergruppen
>pfrässe, dasch nid luschtig du schafsecku
Geh zurück zu Appenzeller, du Schafsficker.
Angel Carter
Charles Roberts
Eli Murphy
Nah, I myself got 29 unread whatsapp messages, 67 unread normal text messages and 6 unanswered phone calls.
Jackson Perez
Kevin Rivera
Ryder Morales
Andrew Howard
Adam Perry
Nathaniel Robinson
Dylan Edwards
Juan Cox
>Choosy Mothers
Cameron Ross
Leo Harris
>too much water
>1 digit extra
there is no extra water, that is the perfect amount
Jonathan Anderson
Henry Reyes
Nolan Hill
Jaxson Robinson
Juan Sullivan
she's attractive and the baby is white, this one is a winner
Ryder King
Kayden Jackson
I hate that i lost to this actual garbage
Xavier Hall
Jace Ramirez
Ryder Thompson
Checked and kekd
Alexander Perry
Oliver Roberts
Julian Thompson
But bacon builds a tastier one!
Logan Edwards
Angel Butler
funniest shit i've read in years, thanks user gotta love dads
Brody Price
Zachary Green
Charles Hernandez
Saved but didnt laugh
Xavier Carter
Its because your taste buds have become so used to the high fat/salt/sugar foods. Making healthy food that tastes good isnt that hard
Lincoln Cook
>taste buds used to
Yeah no, enjoy your sad life and die at 60 like everyone else.
Owen Morales
Garfeels is phat
Caleb Johnson
I don't get it. When the bodies hit the floor? I know I'm wrong but my mind can't leave that thought. I also suck at Wheel of Fortune
Logan Nelson
The eyes follow you everywhere
Everywhere
EVERYWHERE!
Aaron Murphy
MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME
is a meme
Landon Turner
Jose Gutierrez
Looks like milk
Luis Phillips
I was there
Zachary Rivera
Why even have a phone at that point?
Wyatt Garcia
Cameron Parker
This feels real.
Luis Cox
Lost to this
Thomas Young
The entire nature of reality has been changed.
Jason Allen
Come at me, Brah!
Robert Brown
Nathaniel Fisher
Fukn made me lol
Saved
William Thomas
jesus fuck these ones get me every time
Cooper Bailey
Salt is to make the water boil quicker not for taste lol
Liam Cox
Fuken Lost
Henry Bell
I'll tell her Alvin got the best head
Alexander Diaz
>
That made me LOL the amount of salt necessary to make it boil faster would make it inedible.
Juan Walker
Y’Asbergers bro?
Connor Watson
How is it not legitimate?
Jason Lopez
That’s fake the baby isn’t black
Jackson Gomez
pasta
Jaxson Long
get the gwunch
Jackson Gutierrez
Do you chew your pasta and sauce separately, Mr. Ramsay?
Joshua Martinez
Faggots bug boys and men for sex in public bathrooms so I'm glad women now get to deal with their shit.
Logan Campbell
Commence the jigglin'
Kayden Carter
is this loss
Jaxson Garcia
Sebastian Hughes
Pr0n
Kevin Myers
Michael Lewis
slap the popty
polish style
Jayden Bennett
I hate how accurate this is. Can't find a good American documentary
Carter Moore
Maybe if it was Capellini you wouldn't be able to tell the difference, but with thicker pastas it is definitely noticeable
Carter Hughes
That's not down with the clown at all
Tyler Young
Kek, lost
Evan King
Cameron Turner
Oliver Wright
Ryder Peterson
Henry Sanchez
Nathan Hall
Wyatt Lee
Sebastian Gutierrez
Joseph Campbell
Jack Jones
God i hate you
Adam Scott
lol and nice dubz
Aiden Harris
Thomas Harris
Mason Miller
Michael Bell
James Robinson
Blake Long
I remember that epic bread xD
Jaxon Taylor
one ring to rule them all
Jason Bell
Isaac Brooks
Almost got me
Aaron Powell
Goin old school
Logan Robinson
Benjamin Russell
I laughed because I think the same thing of any password that is random numbers and letters. I have never had to wait longer than a few minutes for a brute force to crack it.
Ayden Torres
Lost
Jeremiah Edwards
You got me, you faggot !
Connor Williams
Jose Rivera
Jeremiah Robinson
Charles Scott
Jayden Diaz
Xavier Thompson
Tax included! Hot damn!
Is this a place I have to tip at?
Thomas King
Tyler Gutierrez
Christopher Reed
Jeremiah Edwards
Robert Nelson
Lucas Reyes
I learned everything about sesame street years ago. Even got hired on staff. Even owned PBS at a time. Something new?
Cameron Price
Cock meat sammich
Benjamin Torres
The fundamental nature of reality is suffering
Noah Russell
isn't this shit a 7chan meme or some shit?
Ryan Stewart
EuroDisney!
Brandon Evans
Paying money to be stuck on a metal shithole with hundreds of other people.
Fucking boomers, got what's coming to them..
Maybe try a less curated vacation you boring fucks.
Ethan Roberts
Dude the furry critter book series was lit.
Justin Lopez
fuckin KEK
Joshua Miller
rekt kek
Daniel Ross
I kek everytime
#LLL
David Hall
Mother fucker god damn it
Evan Bell
>:-(
This pretty much captured the childhoods of about a third of my high school classmates.
John Lewis
How dare you!
Jace Martin
LOL, the time and energy taken to explain the physical chemistry of the tast of pasta has far exceeded the value of its culinary instruction.
Are you any of you at Olive Garden? Cany you please bring breadsicks when you get off work?
Brandon Martin
Fuck this caught me off guard. And check'd
Jayden Thomas
Put this in those loli threads
Liam Phillips
Tell me more. Victim.
Jonathan Jackson
Fearless memes who jump and die
Jack Campbell
STFU Harold
Ayden Clark
>the risk we took was calculated
>but girls are bad at math
Elijah Lewis
>paying for the get
kek this retards still exist
Jose Sullivan
rest in peppermint
Jacob Evans
*your uncle and I
Nathan Cruz
*Me and my uncle*
Kayden Morgan
Whoa! Not so fast! Where are you going?
Jayden Richardson
>zu Appenzeller
mfw ein Schweizer einem doitschen Deutsch erklären muss: *ins Appenzell oder *zu den Appenzellern
Julian Wood
Making the world safe for YLYLs!
Ethan Martinez
omg i lost
Jaxson Martin
Let's make sure that nobody else ever dies unnecessarily to make a YLYL thread. Agreed?
Parker Moore
Agreed!
Jose Kelly
>random alphanumeric + symbols for maximum security
>password is only 5 characters long
This is why I use long-ass passphrases.
Hunter Hughes
>wooooooosh
You need to go back
Ian Taylor
The nose knows
Luke Bennett
this is the worst thread i have ever seen in my entire life and i am 26 years old not that much but God was this thread bad.
are you people really this new?
A facebook feed would be more interesting than this thread.
fucking neck yourselves all of you if you are not the same person that is