Non-porn webm thread!

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Wonder if he lived?

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From all my years on the internet word on the street is he did. That said, what do you do after that? Burn the place down and start over? I'm not cleaning that shit up.

Would the shotfirers who pulled that off basically nut in unison?

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Probably wishes he didn't

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not a fucking scratch

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576799/At-one-person-missing-warehouse-collapsed-Shropshire.html

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>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576799/At-one-person-missing-warehouse-collapsed-Shropshire.html
How the fuck does that shelving collapse like that.

You'd imagine this would happen more often.

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kek he's practicing

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omg lul

>yes, I'm going to throw my purse, which has all of my open-territory information in it

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He's probably going to have the munchies now

If you've ever worked with heavy equipment and warehouse racking you'd realize it's basically a fucking tinder box waiting for this to happen. Fork lifts / reach trucks etc don't give an absolute fuck about a metal beam, the slightest pressure melts them like it's 9/11 all over again. Once one part fails anything in the direction it's falling in is fucked too.

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vertical strength but naff all horizontally (never any earth quakes in England)

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pop

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I watched this through binoculars from 13 miles away

lel

Two thumbs up, too bad we can't see them titties.

that filename is medically inaccurate

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nice

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한국은 나를 놀라게하지 않습니다.

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we dont need horror we got Asians

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I see some ladies I so wanna do this too...I wonder if it smelled intense

looks a bit like domino day

Stooory?

Goodness....
>but, on the other hand, having a little snack in the middle of doing yard work

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What the fuck is that?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Nice_truck_attack

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worms

correction, apparently this happens when you add salt to freshly cut muscle

holy fuck
savages

Ah fucking shut up.
>I think things can fall through other things with zero resistance, turn to dust then then blow away on the wind.
>i think architects are retards who don't factor in fully laden 747's(yes I know they were smaller) slamming into the side of structures they build.
Fucking off yourself.

oh look a deadly virus coming out of china how did that happen ......

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i love the single tire that rolls away at 6 seconds

Of course it was an African elephant that tried to steal her phone.

yeah but the Japs are based

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This is just great.

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what movie is this?

fresh meat

> I watch CNN

fuuuuck

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Fake as fuck

Fern Gully

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fake n gay

Surely shelving should be resistant to that shit.

eh ?

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Did this happen? Really? Waw? Literally waw.

....Well that's probably gonna cause some damage.

I don't know, actually..

I just know I wouldn't want it to happen to me.

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I'm laughing my ass off at the protein powder subtly in the foreground.

Fucker has some masculinity issues, and there's the proof

wonder if he kept his job

You can do anything you want on your last day of work.

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What happened to his penis?

yeah japs are kewl i guess

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very good, Jamal. Every day we get closer.

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Go and give your glib comments to re..it.
>I talk about myself...

Its times like this i question myself... Why am i wanking

This is how you choke

he took too many penis enlargement pills you want to buy some ?

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this was the most painful thing in this thread.
the post above you with the dude getting his lungs and ribs crushed got nothing on that webm

Muscle memory.

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this is actually pretty creative, i'd watch it in tv

behold the beauty of the Aryan race.

re..it?

reddit?

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How though ffs? Carve it from a solid block of aluminium? Ya fucking trolly

Because it gives you the happy-chemical.

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Chinks trying to develop a new virus

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LOST

youtube.com/watch?v=tQ4UUf_EngY

I saved it a couple of years ago, when I could still feel pain. Now, I'm mostly machine.

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Jesus my fucking sides!

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Faggot ass base jumpers, The only thing I hate more than a cyclist.

If I did something this stupid I wouldn't want to live.

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Topkek

wow who would ever guess an inflatable boat was a bad idea.

Tf are you? A pig? Pongo?

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plus a nice blue one in the shape of a whale

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Footage of my dad buying milk

I came

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I'll have to try this method at the park next time

That girl is hot

Hahahah user said that's his dad buying milk

>keeps on shooting

yup

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Add a cracked rib cage to the list.

What the coronavirus will do to the world-economy...

Chinese bio research division

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I've been there.

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your meds
take them

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could be worse

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Reddit
Go back

Legend!

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waste not, want not.

Who's to say what's the wrong or right way to raise a kid anymore? Everyone's so fucked in the head now, fag, trans, lesbo, asexual, pansexual.
This dude is probably raising an old fashioned hetro male.

Least you know she'd be a dirty cunt in bed

That was satisfying.

Fake and gay.

just watch the first 15 secs

youtube.com/watch?v=8OqNGBBscKk

I thought they killed this thing in the fellowship of the ring?

Normal human beings with a moral compass don't abuse kids.
Basic

Good. Fuck bikers.

That's beautiful, user. Is that a Russian rocket?

"fuck outta here with your snapchat bullshit"

is this what a true alphachad looks like?

pretty dope and stupid. i wish there were vids of people that did this falling to their death

No its totally real the street matches and some of those people were on tv later on

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spec ops tortoise.

I'm not sure, but apparently, the U.S. has been using Russian/former-Soviet rockets since 2012 for its space program, so it wouldn't surprise me if it actually was.

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OP clearly said non-porn.

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those coyotes are actually pricks. If they're alone they'll get intended prey to follow them back to the pack and then gang up on it.

Sanka you dead mon?

Haha have you ever heard George carlin piece. I kinda like it when alot of people die?

"im in they hospital"
"why"
"cus the paramedics dropped me on the way to the hospital"

>dat filename

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You trying to prove flat earth bub?

not him but
>reddit grammar

Truck of Peace.

Eh, no. Is the horizon not 25 miles away or something?

This genuinely makes me happy..these fucks go 3 miles an hour all around my town taking up the whole lane and pretending like they own shit

Fleshlight

Professional cyclists in the middle of a race do what?

yeah he made it across the pond quite often and bill hicks

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Even animals cant stand zoomers

Jesus fuck who is that

Swas just had to say

Out of all the gut renching shit I've seen here over the years, this shit still gets me.

my fantasy coom scene

"hmmm i wonder how we got that corona virus.... we will never know."

sorry no idea

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jesus fuck, how many times does the same shitty joke have to be made in the same thread?
we get it: see chinky: associate with thing on tv,
fucking magic!!

This is making me very uncomfortable. :(

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why did you post a clip of mr robot, user?

Chinks don't deserve to wear this.

I was just being a dick if I'm honest...

fair play user
kek

Coyotes and badgers are best buds though.

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you know nothing, dont act like you know something cause you know NOTHING, nigger

>those coyotes are actually pricks
yeah, and carrots get grumpy. stfu

Did that dude get turned into charcoal instantly? He seemed to turn darker all over?

And no fucks were given that day.

>nigger
I can certainly fashion a sentence better than you.

Heil hitla

lots of power needed to move a train very high volts/amps he was pretty toasty

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fake and gay

Cutie, anybody else be tempted to give him a little scratch on the nose.
I would have to use my left arm as I lost my right arm on safari in Africa.

gotta be a maga dollist

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There are no normal human beings user.

I honestly thought shit like that only happened in cartoons. Obviously I knew they'd burn badly but not that quickly/that much.

>turned into charcoal instantly
> volts/amps he was pretty toasty
what the fuck has happened to this place?

WHO FUCKING ASKED??????

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Mr. Putin has a heart :O

they tried this once in new york

bitten off ? infection ? local delicacy ?

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God bless that elephant.

nerve gas

so, you think this guy turned into charcoal instantly from being electrocuted, after an user told you so?

What is this even from?

Course not, It's a meaningless conversation on a message board. I'm reading about it now.

Aww Putin didnt want to see puppy being held by a sub 80 IQ person. He wubs dogs

For science purposes, right?

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that dodge have rabbies?

Underrated

God I wish it was that simple.

Is that a human hand/leg?

ive always wondered why they didnt just blow it up/set it on fire a few meters from the top and let its own weight pancake itself to the....ah ofcourse, this is made from cement and the twin towers were steel. silly me.

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Exactly, so I can avoid it.

If it were a cute boy maybe...

Looks like the movie Mama

Based ruthless Vlad shows sympathy for the dog being held by the idiot.

Hehehehehe.

legends say he was 2 steps away from catching mewtoo

Imagine the intensity of that ramen and dog meat fart.

yup its a leg

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Mama is the name

nerve gayass?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beguiled_(1971_film)

he parked in the wrong spot, kek

>and here we see the majestic sea flap-flap

you just know they have

most of the newfags talking about nerve gas dont even know how it started

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everyone knows they have

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They are all training for races in this town.biker fag much?

What exactly was the plan here?

Vending machine stuff is never as good as home made

thats par for that family

is it weird that i found the location of this video? just to see if i could

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Moron.

true but who has that much time these days ? (why do i get the impression you weren't actually looking at her socks ? )

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mussolini
hes like boris johnson
an idiot

99% or the time, that kind of camera movement screams fake

too bad we can see that bussy :(

personally i was looking elsewhere most of the time

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they see it as a "magic room"

Ha, didn't see that coming. Watched it again, still didn't.

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or clumsy kgbism ?

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i often wonder where the lift was

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The Beguiled

those were good times

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(Doubt)

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yeah and this would not have improved anything

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no, it's probably a nigger hand/leg

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alas we will never know

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yup

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I know that's an old stuff, but someone could explain what's going on?

What happened? Why did his wheel barrow suffer nerve gas?

dont judge us it was fairly normal until he said "backtracing" then all hell broke loose

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-Cred Forums-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

No one asked for your opinion you fucking dumb retarded idiot faggot

That girl kicked the hornet's nest and got stung.

Look up "you dun goofed" or "brain slushie"

Is it automatically porn if I cum to it?

gross

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fucking linebacker shoulders.

>She posted nudes of herself
>11 year old nudes
My penuswenus wasn't amused

really ? the nose picking was fairly ladylike ?

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Fucking squirrels

imgur.com/ABuTV3U

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cheer up dude there was a happy ending (Cred Forums style)

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8a5d070e5ee

CRIKEY!

Wat a small pp

BS I'd be telling that story for years. Not his fault those racks had too much weight.

l y n c h i a n

Because he thought the filename made it funny you fucking dipshit

>11 year old posts video of her talking shit
>She talks ALOT of shit
>Eventually goes too far
>She gets burned extremely badly by 4chins
>She then starts looking for sympathy
>Posts a video of her dad telling all that they dun goofed and he's getting the internet police
>All hell and luls breaks loose
>Years later her dad dies of a heart attack
>She has a hard life due to her fucking being a piece of shit
>She decides to be a boy and fails
>She now goes around in a wheelchair as a
>Fucking Trans-disabled

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That hurt to watch.

>whey protein

His parenting style is aggression... I wonder if there is a causality looming?

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HOLY FUUCK THAT PERSON IS ENORMOUS.

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Haha fagit

Thanks for ruining the thread you faggots

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Good movie

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Asians are tiny

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lost

What an odd person.

Omg that is hilarious.

most of those were me what did i do wrong user ?

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I'm black and this makes me very happy. I kinda wish white people would do this stuff again because we make fun of them all the time. Remember White Chicks?

>If I tell him to kill himself with a bunch of strawmanning, maybe Ill sound smarter

doesn't work in china

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>1,2.3.4
>"5, cum"

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